FabSwingers.com forum: Never had a jam sandwich

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love to try one

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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Now do you mean like Hartley's raspberry Jam. Or does Jam have another meaning Mace?

I only ask as I've been hoodwinked before with these new found words and meanings

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Now do you mean like Hartley's raspberry Jam. Or does Jam have another meaning Mace?

I only ask as I've been hoodwinked before with these new found words and meanings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now do you mean like Hartley's raspberry Jam. Or does Jam have another meaning Mace?

I only ask as I've been hoodwinked before with these new found words and meanings

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i dont mind the other kind either i like meat rare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this something I need to look up on urban dictionary?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is this something I need to look up on urban dictionary? "

Yes

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I thought this was going to be an innocent post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's two definitions. One involves a period blood sandwich.

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

And the other is a male 3sum - cock in the arsenal of one and third in the other guys are apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something else I won’t be ticking off my bucket list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples jam sandwich is my favourite

But will say it can all be a bit much and pop very fast

It’s ok though ones the jam pops it’s easy to just turn it in to a spit roast without to much problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cock in the arsenal"

But there have been so many over the years!

Give us a clue? Anelka? Rix?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now do you mean like Hartley's raspberry Jam. Or does Jam have another meaning Mace?

I only ask as I've been hoodwinked before with these new found words and meanings

Basically

Jam sandwich is

A woman on the bottom one bit off bread

A tv or man or woman in the middle the jam

A man woman or tv from behind the other peace off bread

Basically a dp for a guy or tv

As the tv or guy in the middle will be inside the woman on the bottom

And the guy on top will be take the tv or guy from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought that was a sausage sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d prefer some toast.

That’s not a euphemism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d prefer some toast.

That’s not a euphemism."

What are you having on it?

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Now do you mean like Hartley's raspberry Jam. Or does Jam have another meaning Mace?

I only ask as I've been hoodwinked before with these new found words and meanings

Basically

Jam sandwich is

A woman on the bottom one bit off bread

A tv or man or woman in the middle the jam

A man woman or tv from behind the other peace off bread

Basically a dp for a guy or tv

As the tv or guy in the middle will be inside the woman on the bottom

And the guy on top will be take the tv or guy from behind "

And there I was trying to decide if I prefer blackcurrant or strawberry

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Came here to talk about food.

Disappointed

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Now do you mean like Hartley's raspberry Jam. Or does Jam have another meaning Mace?

I only ask as I've been hoodwinked before with these new found words and meanings

Basically

Jam sandwich is

A woman on the bottom one bit off bread

A tv or man or woman in the middle the jam

A man woman or tv from behind the other peace off bread

Basically a dp for a guy or tv

As the tv or guy in the middle will be inside the woman on the bottom

And the guy on top will be take the tv or guy from behind

And there I was trying to decide if I prefer blackcurrant or strawberry

Glad it wasn't just me

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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"I’d prefer some toast.

That’s not a euphemism.

What are you having on it? "

Not bloody Jam I tell thee...

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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"Now do you mean like Hartley's raspberry Jam. Or does Jam have another meaning Mace?

I only ask as I've been hoodwinked before with these new found words and meanings

Basically

Jam sandwich is

A woman on the bottom one bit off bread

A tv or man or woman in the middle the jam

A man woman or tv from behind the other peace off bread

Basically a dp for a guy or tv

As the tv or guy in the middle will be inside the woman on the bottom

And the guy on top will be take the tv or guy from behind "

Thanks Nat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now do you mean like Hartley's raspberry Jam. Or does Jam have another meaning Mace?

I only ask as I've been hoodwinked before with these new found words and meanings

Basically

Jam sandwich is

A woman on the bottom one bit off bread

A tv or man or woman in the middle the jam

A man woman or tv from behind the other peace off bread

Basically a dp for a guy or tv

As the tv or guy in the middle will be inside the woman on the bottom

And the guy on top will be take the tv or guy from behind

And there I was trying to decide if I prefer blackcurrant or strawberry

Ha ha so meny incent things here have different meaning lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now do you mean like Hartley's raspberry Jam. Or does Jam have another meaning Mace?

I only ask as I've been hoodwinked before with these new found words and meanings

Basically

Jam sandwich is

A woman on the bottom one bit off bread

A tv or man or woman in the middle the jam

A man woman or tv from behind the other peace off bread

Basically a dp for a guy or tv

As the tv or guy in the middle will be inside the woman on the bottom

And the guy on top will be take the tv or guy from behind

Thanks Nat x"

Your welcome anytime x

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Now do you mean like Hartley's raspberry Jam. Or does Jam have another meaning Mace?

I only ask as I've been hoodwinked before with these new found words and meanings

Basically

Jam sandwich is

A woman on the bottom one bit off bread

A tv or man or woman in the middle the jam

A man woman or tv from behind the other peace off bread

Basically a dp for a guy or tv

As the tv or guy in the middle will be inside the woman on the bottom

And the guy on top will be take the tv or guy from behind

And there I was trying to decide if I prefer blackcurrant or strawberry

Ha ha so meny incent things here have different meaning lol "

Apparently I have a lot to learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now do you mean like Hartley's raspberry Jam. Or does Jam have another meaning Mace?

I only ask as I've been hoodwinked before with these new found words and meanings

Basically

Jam sandwich is

A woman on the bottom one bit off bread

A tv or man or woman in the middle the jam

A man woman or tv from behind the other peace off bread

Basically a dp for a guy or tv

As the tv or guy in the middle will be inside the woman on the bottom

And the guy on top will be take the tv or guy from behind "
theres me thinking its as simple as eating a bloody minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d prefer some toast.

That’s not a euphemism.

What are you having on it? "

No matter what I choose, somewhere, somebody would have either turned it into something sexual or let their pet lick it off their genitals.

I’ll probably just go with butter.

That’s probably been used as lube too, not my butter, just in general.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now do you mean like Hartley's raspberry Jam. Or does Jam have another meaning Mace?

I only ask as I've been hoodwinked before with these new found words and meanings

Basically

Jam sandwich is

A woman on the bottom one bit off bread

A tv or man or woman in the middle the jam

A man woman or tv from behind the other peace off bread

Basically a dp for a guy or tv

As the tv or guy in the middle will be inside the woman on the bottom

And the guy on top will be take the tv or guy from behind

And there I was trying to decide if I prefer blackcurrant or strawberry

Ha ha so meny incent things here have different meaning lol

Apparently I have a lot to learn

Yes you definitely to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now do you mean like Hartley's raspberry Jam. Or does Jam have another meaning Mace?

I only ask as I've been hoodwinked before with these new found words and meanings

Basically

Jam sandwich is

A woman on the bottom one bit off bread

A tv or man or woman in the middle the jam

A man woman or tv from behind the other peace off bread

Basically a dp for a guy or tv

As the tv or guy in the middle will be inside the woman on the bottom

And the guy on top will be take the tv or guy from behind theres me thinking its as simple as eating a bloody minge

That is another interpretation off it all depends on what the person classes it as

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

“Can I have a jam sandwich please Mrs Patterson”?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d prefer some toast.

That’s not a euphemism.

What are you having on it?

Not bloody Jam I tell thee..."

Nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now do you mean like Hartley's raspberry Jam. Or does Jam have another meaning Mace?

I only ask as I've been hoodwinked before with these new found words and meanings

Basically

Jam sandwich is

A woman on the bottom one bit off bread

A tv or man or woman in the middle the jam

A man woman or tv from behind the other peace off bread

Basically a dp for a guy or tv

As the tv or guy in the middle will be inside the woman on the bottom

And the guy on top will be take the tv or guy from behind

And there I was trying to decide if I prefer blackcurrant or strawberry

Ha ha so meny incent things here have different meaning lol

Apparently I have a lot to learn

Depends how you look at it.

This is something I could have happily gone without knowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d prefer some toast.

That’s not a euphemism.

What are you having on it?

Not bloody Jam I tell thee...

Nutella"

Sshhhhh somebody will ruin it with sex stuff.

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"cock in the arsenal

But there have been so many over the years!

Give us a clue? Anelka? Rix? "

Predictive text was supposed to be arse

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