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"Poster gets to feed me a jaffa cake " Let's get rolling. Haha. (And yes, I get the significance of the number)... | |||
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"Could take a while!" We have forever | |||
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"Could take a while! We have forever " You might have I got places to be people to see | |||
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"Could take a while! We have forever You might have I got places to be people to see" Go do your thing we’ll wait for you | |||
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"Could take a while! We have forever You might have I got places to be people to see Go do your thing we’ll wait for you When I say places, people etc. I mean .... nowhere, no-one " #relatable. #crine | |||
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"Oh really, Wonko? I'm in" Jennie and I need all the help we can get | |||
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"I like the new flavoured Jaffa cakes. " Which one would you feed Wonko? | |||
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"I like the new flavoured Jaffa cakes. Which one would you feed Wonko?" Blackcurrant. Because I don’t hate him | |||
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"I like the new flavoured Jaffa cakes. Which one would you feed Wonko? Blackcurrant. Because I don’t hate him " You don't? | |||
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"There's some sad, sadistic, JC loving people in this thread " That there are | |||
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"What dose the poster after 175 get " Nothing | |||
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"I like the new flavoured Jaffa cakes. Which one would you feed Wonko? Blackcurrant. Because I don’t hate him You don't? " You don’t like that one? I guess it’s you that I hate then | |||
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"This is going a lot slower than I thought it would, I’m sure wonko appreciates that tho " I'm not complaining | |||
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"Poster gets to feed me a jaffa cake " Are we there yet ? | |||
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"Anyone want me to rap a bit. To lighten the mood?" Yea, go on Mr Pickle. | |||
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"Anyone want me to wrap a bit. To lighten the mood?" ^ here's one I made earlier | |||
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"I like the new flavoured Jaffa cakes. Which one would you feed Wonko? Blackcurrant. Because I don’t hate him You don't? You don’t like that one? I guess it’s you that I hate then " | |||
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"How about songs with Jaffa Cake in? Everybody's free (to eat Jaffa Cakes) " Whats new Jaffa Cake! | |||
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"Anyone want me to rap a bit. To lighten the mood? Yea, go on Mr Pickle." It’s MC Pickle when I tap | |||
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"How about songs with Jaffa Cake in? Everybody's free (to eat Jaffa Cakes) " Is it going to be better than the sunscreen advice? | |||
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"Anyone want me to wrap a bit. To lighten the mood? ^ here's one I made earlier" Nice bars | |||
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"How about songs with Jaffa Cake in? Everybody's free (to eat Jaffa Cakes) Is it going to be better than the sunscreen advice?" Look after your knees! | |||
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"How about songs with Jaffa Cake in? Everybody's free (to eat Jaffa Cakes) Is it going to be better than the sunscreen advice?" Ladies and gentlemen of the class of 2022, EAT JAFFA CAKES | |||
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"How about songs with Jaffa Cake in? Everybody's free (to eat Jaffa Cakes) Is it going to be better than the sunscreen advice? Look after your knees!" You too! I like you on them. | |||
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"Anyone want me to rap a bit. To lighten the mood? Yea, go on Mr Pickle. It’s MC Pickle when I rap " ** | |||
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"Good morning who else can't maintain an erection " Oh babes there's tablets you can get! X | |||
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"Playing the long game here" Yes but the end result will be satisfying. | |||
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"Playing the long game here Yes but the end result will be satisfying. " I say this about sex | |||
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"Playing the long game here" | |||
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"Still aways to go yet" oh but it’ll be worth it | |||
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"Who supplies the jaffa cakes? " All of us! | |||
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"Playing the long game here Yes but the end result will be satisfying. I say this about sex" So do we. | |||
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"Playing the long game here Yes but the end result will be satisfying. I say this about sex So do we. " I love you guys | |||
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"Did I win?" Depends. How many Jaffa cakes did you fit up your bum? | |||
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"Did I win? Depends. How many Jaffa cakes did you fit up your bum?" Now that's something I want to know too! | |||
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"I’m on a health kick and all this talk of Jaffa cakes is killing me " Me too ... I even had Salad in my kebab! | |||
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"I’m on a health kick and all this talk of Jaffa cakes is killing me Me too ... I even had Salad in my kebab!" Protein and vegetables. Very balanced | |||
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"I’m on a health kick and all this talk of Jaffa cakes is killing me Me too ... I even had Salad in my kebab! Protein and vegetables. Very balanced " And some carbs in the pitta | |||
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"[poster trying to push the thread to 175 at 15/04/22 19:34:51]" Push it, push it some more.. | |||
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"[poster trying to push the thread to 175 at 15/04/22 19:34:51] Push it, push it some more.." I can't do it alone! | |||
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"[poster trying to push the thread to 175 at 15/04/22 19:34:51] Push it, push it real good.." | |||
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"[poster trying to push the thread to 175 at 15/04/22 19:34:51] Push it, push it some more.. I can't do it alone!" The correct lyric is A la la la la long | |||
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"You lot aren't even trying " We are | |||
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"Did I win? Depends. How many Jaffa cakes did you fit up your bum?" None yet, but you are welcome to find out how many you can get in there | |||
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"Did I win? Depends. How many Jaffa cakes did you fit up your bum? None yet, but you are welcome to find out how many you can get in there " Count me in. Can I pack them in tight like in a cannon? And can I choose which man can use his cock as a rammer? I'm torn between Wonko (as this is his thread) and Rex Holes (as he'd really enjoy it) | |||
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"Did I win? Depends. How many Jaffa cakes did you fit up your bum? None yet, but you are welcome to find out how many you can get in there Count me in. Can I pack them in tight like in a cannon? And can I choose which man can use his cock as a rammer? I'm torn between Wonko (as this is his thread) and Rex Holes (as he'd really enjoy it) " Flip a coin let’s do this! | |||
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"Poster gets to feed me a jaffa cake " We might all need photographic evidence | |||
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"Did I win? Depends. How many Jaffa cakes did you fit up your bum? None yet, but you are welcome to find out how many you can get in there Count me in. Can I pack them in tight like in a cannon? And can I choose which man can use his cock as a rammer? I'm torn between Wonko (as this is his thread) and Rex Holes (as he'd really enjoy it) Flip a coin let’s do this!" You're on. Just for information I looked up the tools used on a cannon - they're called the sponge, the worm, the ladle, the rammer and the linstock. So for completeness we could call on the services of 5 men. Not sure who would agree to be the worm though | |||
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"Did I win? Depends. How many Jaffa cakes did you fit up your bum? None yet, but you are welcome to find out how many you can get in there Count me in. Can I pack them in tight like in a cannon? And can I choose which man can use his cock as a rammer? I'm torn between Wonko (as this is his thread) and Rex Holes (as he'd really enjoy it) Flip a coin let’s do this! You're on. Just for information I looked up the tools used on a cannon - they're called the sponge, the worm, the ladle, the rammer and the linstock. So for completeness we could call on the services of 5 men. Not sure who would agree to be the worm though " I’ll leave you to sort out the mechanics of it. I’ll just need a cheap bottle of whiskey and a copy of deliverance on dvd | |||
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" Wonko could be in trouble " He's always in trouble | |||
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" Wonko could be in trouble He's always in trouble " He brings it on himself | |||
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" Wonko could be in trouble He's always in trouble He brings it on himself " This is true | |||
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" Wonko could be in trouble He's always in trouble He brings it on himself This is true " | |||
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" I have my suspicions ...he might ask to get the thread deleted if it gets too close to 175 ... " Even Wonko wouldn't do that, would he? | |||
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"Morning " Good morning. Looks like you might need to extract those jaffa cakes from your bum. Wonko will be requiring one soon | |||
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" I have my suspicions ...he might ask to get the thread deleted if it gets too close to 175 ... " I didn't think of that | |||
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"Are you worried yet Wonko? " Nope | |||
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"Are you worried yet Wonko? Nope " We will convert you to a Jaffa cake lover. | |||
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"Are you worried yet Wonko? Nope We will convert you to a Jaffa cake lover." No one has considered the consequence of winning yet. That will stop anyone from posting when they realise | |||
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"Morning Good morning. Looks like you might need to extract those jaffa cakes from your bum. Wonko will be requiring one soon " It’s for a good cause. You better start practicing on the optimal packing process | |||
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" I have my suspicions ...he might ask to get the thread deleted if it gets too close to 175 ... I didn't think of that " Dammit! | |||
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" I have my suspicions ...he might ask to get the thread deleted if it gets too close to 175 ... Even Wonko wouldn't do that, would he?" Will petition so he can't | |||
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"Did I win? Depends. How many Jaffa cakes did you fit up your bum? None yet, but you are welcome to find out how many you can get in there Count me in. Can I pack them in tight like in a cannon? And can I choose which man can use his cock as a rammer? I'm torn between Wonko (as this is his thread) and Rex Holes (as he'd really enjoy it) Flip a coin let’s do this! You're on. Just for information I looked up the tools used on a cannon - they're called the sponge, the worm, the ladle, the rammer and the linstock. So for completeness we could call on the services of 5 men. Not sure who would agree to be the worm though " It's worrying that you've done this much research! | |||
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"Nearly there" Don't know if I said this already but: Nearly there!! | |||
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"Nearly there" I'm lurking and will swoop in to triumph at the end mwah ha ha | |||
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"Mod's Can we close this thread before this violent crime takes place" Nice try, sunshine | |||
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"Mod's Can we pin this thread to maximise visibility" I am Jennifer Hampshire, and I endorse this message | |||
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"Bumping for visibility " Good idea | |||
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"Getting close " That’s what I usually say | |||
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"Even closer now " And closer still! | |||
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"Don't give up we are so close now." DONT STOP ME NOW | |||
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"Don't give up we are so close now. DONT STOP ME NOW" Im Having such a good time x | |||
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"Don't give up we are so close now. DONT STOP ME NOWIm Having such a good time x" IM HAVING A BALL | |||
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"I don't even never ever want to stop at all. " | |||
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"I don't even never ever want to stop at all. " Go for it, feeding Jaffa cake's to a legend what more is there to accomplish in life. | |||
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"Getting close now " Don’t stop. I’m getting close! | |||
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"Do we get a video of this?" video preferred imo. We want to get to hotpics page 1 | |||
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"I’m not playing to win. I’m just playing for the banter init " I want him to feed me too. | |||
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