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"can i attend the orgies, sans the jaffas? or are the little cakes of doom mandatory?! Px "A little birdie said you have some Jaffa cake qualities yourself already, so go for it
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"Is it like the cult of personality?" Personalities optional. LvM | |||
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"Will the Jaffa cakes be in a variety of flavours?" We shall have a monthly rotation so that things don't get too boring. LvM | |||
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"Proper Jaffa cakes or aldi knock offs?" The real deal, obvs 
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"I'm in" Noice
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"Will the Jaffa cakes be in a variety of flavours? We shall have a monthly rotation so that things don't get too boring. LvM" Count me in | |||
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"You had me at cult" Can I count on you to pick up some Kool-Aid? LvM | |||
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"Are the Jaffa cakes used in a sexual manner during the orgy? "They can be, the only limits are your imagination 
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"You had me at culthigh 5" yay | |||
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"You had me at cult Can I count on you to pick up some Kool-Aid? LvM" Most defintootley  | |||
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"Are the Jaffa cakes used in a sexual manner during the orgy?
They can be, the only limits are your imagination
LvM"*Worries about yeast infections*  | |||
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"I don't really like jaffa cakes, can someone jizz on them for me first? That salty creaminess will disguise their unpleasant taste. Apart from that? In." Perfect, the bi-annual bukkake party should take care of that for you Mels
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"I want all my holes filled with jaffa cakes and gerbils is that ok" Whole or smooshed. (Jaffas, not gerbils )
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"Are the Jaffa cakes used in a sexual manner during the orgy?
They can be, the only limits are your imagination
LvM
*Worries about yeast infections* "*Buys yeast free cakes* LvM | |||
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"can i attend the orgies, sans the jaffas? or are the little cakes of doom mandatory?! Px "I'll have hers. As long as I don't miss out on the orgy. | |||
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"I don't really like jaffa cakes, can someone jizz on them for me first? That salty creaminess will disguise their unpleasant taste. Apart from that? In. Perfect, the bi-annual bukkake party should take care of that for you Mels
LvM"Mels  Why has no one called me that before? Make sure you splodge on a bit as well, thanks Lorenzo. | |||
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"Are the Jaffa cakes used in a sexual manner during the orgy?
They can be, the only limits are your imagination
LvM
*Worries about yeast infections*
*Buys yeast free cakes*
LvM"*Leaps into the orgy* | |||
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"I want all my holes filled with jaffa cakes and gerbils is that ok Whole or smooshed. (Jaffas, not gerbils )
LvM"I want you to put them in whole and use a very sharp knife to insert them I meant herbals not gerbils like a herbal teabag | |||
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"I want all my holes filled with jaffa cakes and gerbils is that ok" Will hamsters suffice? | |||
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"can i attend the orgies, sans the jaffas? or are the little cakes of doom mandatory?! Px I'll have hers. As long as I don't miss out on the orgy. "You're in
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"Are the Jaffa cakes used in a sexual manner during the orgy?
They can be, the only limits are your imagination
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*Worries about yeast infections*
*Buys yeast free cakes*
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"I don't really like jaffa cakes, can someone jizz on them for me first? That salty creaminess will disguise their unpleasant taste. Apart from that? In. Perfect, the bi-annual bukkake party should take care of that for you Mels
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Mels Why has no one called me that before? Make sure you splodge on a bit as well, thanks Lorenzo."Leave one of those miniature ones on your tongue and I'll be sure to sort you out... Mels 
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"Are the Jaffa cakes used in a sexual manner during the orgy?
They can be, the only limits are your imagination
LvM
*Worries about yeast infections*
*Buys yeast free cakes*
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"I want all my holes filled with jaffa cakes and gerbils is that ok Whole or smooshed. (Jaffas, not gerbils )
LvM
I want you to put them in whole and use a very sharp knife to insert them
I meant herbals not gerbils like a herbal teabag "I was concerned... but as its only herbals then sure, fine 
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"Are the Jaffa cakes used in a sexual manner during the orgy?
They can be, the only limits are your imagination
LvM
*Worries about yeast infections*
*Buys yeast free cakes*
LvM
I didn't want to say anything "
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"Will there be penguins as well pretty please? "That's the other other cult. LvM | |||
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"You had me at cult" You had me a jaffa cakes  | |||
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"Will there be penguins as well pretty please? "*Carefully considers how to safely insert a penguin.....* | |||
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"Will there be penguins as well pretty please?
That's the other other cult.
LvM"ah ok... off to find that one, sex and a joke with chocolate what not to like  | |||
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"Will there be penguins as well pretty please?
*Carefully considers how to safely insert a penguin.....* " I think you'd be making the same noise as a penguin trying that | |||
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"Will there be penguins as well pretty please?
*Carefully considers how to safely insert a penguin.....* I think you'd be making the same noise as a penguin trying that "Challenge accepted | |||
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"You had me at cult You had me a jaffa cakes "The promise of orgies isn't bad either | |||
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"Will there be penguins as well pretty please?
*Carefully considers how to safely insert a penguin.....* I think you'd be making the same noise as a penguin trying that
Challenge accepted " no baby penguins either, that would be cheating | |||
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"We have but one rule, the eating of Jaffe cakes is actively encouraged. Oh and the weekly orgies... with complimentary Jaffa cakes. Who's in?
LvM"My missus can't stand chocolate and orange! Are we banned? | |||
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"I want all my holes filled with jaffa cakes and gerbils is that ok Will hamsters suffice?" Yes I will make hamster stuffed jaffa cakes | |||
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"Will there be penguins as well pretty please?
*Carefully considers how to safely insert a penguin.....* I think you'd be making the same noise as a penguin trying that
Challenge accepted no baby penguins either, that would be cheating "Do they make mini penguins? Off to p-p-p-p-pick a multipack up... ^^^She likes group fun  | |||
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"Will there be penguins as well pretty please?
*Carefully considers how to safely insert a penguin.....* "You put your left leg in You put your left leg out In Out In Out And shake it all about | |||
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"Can I wear jaffa cakes as nipple pasties? " Yes. But they may not last long 
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"You had me at cult You had me a jaffa cakes
The promise of orgies isn't bad either "It's a hit
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"Shall I make a massive Jaffa cake? " Yes. Definitely. Of course. LvM | |||
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"We have but one rule, the eating of Jaffe cakes is actively encouraged. Oh and the weekly orgies... with complimentary Jaffa cakes. Who's in?
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My missus can't stand chocolate and orange! Are we banned?"Technically but we'll allow you to watch from the window LvM | |||
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"Shall I make a massive Jaffa cake? Yes. Definitely. Of course. LvM" 12 inches round big enough? I'll put the oven on | |||
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"Im starting the Cult of Kind. Just look for the signposts showing "To COK" " Good luck to you!
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"You had me at cult You had me a jaffa cakes
The promise of orgies isn't bad either "Seconded | |||
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"Shall I make a massive Jaffa cake? Yes. Definitely. Of course. LvM12 inches round big enough? I'll put the oven on "I'm sure there's a few members who could handle that... LvM | |||
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"Shall I make a massive Jaffa cake? " ... for the orgy?! Perfect | |||
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"I’m diabetic - Jaffa cakes don’t agree with me…can I still join for the orgies? Xx" I could make a sugar free one | |||
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"I’m diabetic - Jaffa cakes don’t agree with me…can I still join for the orgies? Xx" Hmm... do you like the idea of the orange/chocolate combo? If so then jump in, and enjoy some footlong giant cake. LvM | |||
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"I’m diabetic - Jaffa cakes don’t agree with me…can I still join for the orgies? Xx I could make a sugar free one " Problem solved!
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"I’m diabetic - Jaffa cakes don’t agree with me…can I still join for the orgies? Xx I could make a sugar free one " Smashing! I’m in xx | |||
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"I don't really like jaffa cakes, can someone jizz on them for me first? That salty creaminess will disguise their unpleasant taste. Apart from that? In. Perfect, the bi-annual bukkake party should take care of that for you Mels
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Mels Why has no one called me that before? Make sure you splodge on a bit as well, thanks Lorenzo.
Leave one of those miniature ones on your tongue and I'll be sure to sort you out... Mels
LvM"*adds mental imagery to wankbank material* | |||
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"I don't really like jaffa cakes, can someone jizz on them for me first? That salty creaminess will disguise their unpleasant taste. Apart from that? In." Jesus Christ, Meli! | |||
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"Will the Jaffa cakes be in a variety of flavours? We shall have a monthly rotation so that things don't get too boring. LvM" In what world what normal orange Jaffa cakes become boring?? | |||
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"Will the Jaffa cakes be in a variety of flavours? We shall have a monthly rotation so that things don't get too boring. LvM In what world what normal orange Jaffa cakes become boring?? "The one where lime ones exist | |||
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"I don't really like jaffa cakes, can someone jizz on them for me first? That salty creaminess will disguise their unpleasant taste. Apart from that? In. Jesus Christ, Meli! "I'd say I'm sorry but that would be a lie. | |||
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"I don't really like jaffa cakes, can someone jizz on them for me first? That salty creaminess will disguise their unpleasant taste. Apart from that? In. Jesus Christ, Meli! "Catch her on the right day and she a fountain of smut
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"Will the Jaffa cakes be in a variety of flavours? We shall have a monthly rotation so that things don't get too boring. LvM In what world what normal orange Jaffa cakes become boring??
The one where lime ones exist "Oh god no! Wash your mouth out with soap | |||
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"Will the Jaffa cakes be in a variety of flavours? We shall have a monthly rotation so that things don't get too boring. LvM In what world what normal orange Jaffa cakes become boring??
The one where lime ones exist
Oh god no! Wash your mouth out with soap "My mouth is quite small - what soap bar do you recommend? | |||
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"Will the Jaffa cakes be in a variety of flavours? We shall have a monthly rotation so that things don't get too boring. LvM In what world what normal orange Jaffa cakes become boring??
The one where lime ones exist
Oh god no! Wash your mouth out with soap
My mouth is quite small - what soap bar do you recommend? "Possibly hand soap, that can be squirted right in | |||
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"Will the Jaffa cakes be in a variety of flavours? We shall have a monthly rotation so that things don't get too boring. LvM" Will the orgies be themed likewise ? | |||
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"Will the Jaffa cakes be in a variety of flavours? We shall have a monthly rotation so that things don't get too boring. LvM In what world what normal orange Jaffa cakes become boring??
The one where lime ones exist
Oh god no! Wash your mouth out with soap
My mouth is quite small - what soap bar do you recommend?
Possibly hand soap, that can be squirted right in "Do I spit or swallow? Best to squirt a bit across my face, just to be sure | |||
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"I want all my holes filled with jaffa cakes and gerbils is that ok Will hamsters suffice? Yes I will make hamster stuffed jaffa cakes" (feigned shock) | |||
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