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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That’s the mood I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s your favourite TV show reference/ quote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I did that, did I tell you, I went to mount Tibidabo, did you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I did that, did I tell you, I went to mount Tibidabo, did you?"

I did too. Did you see the beautiful woman. She was crying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the title and instantly stated laughing

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Just the thick of it in it's entirety.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

They speak English in 'What'?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just the thick of it in it's entirety."

Right people listen up, it’s a fucking lockdown!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They speak English in 'What'?

LvM"

I’ve never seen this you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Read the title and instantly stated laughing

Px "

You know the vibes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this one time, at band camp

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"They speak English in 'What'?

LvM

I’ve never seen this you know

Then you don't know what they call a Bic Mac in Europe then either?

Get it watched

LvM

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Just the thick of it in it's entirety.

Right people listen up, it’s a fucking lockdown!

You bought a bank out of social embarrassment?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What’s your favourite TV show reference/ quote? "

Oh god I don't think I have a single favourite.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Just the thick of it in it's entirety."

Yes! Malcolm Tucker is my inner voice - "He’s as useless as a marzipan dildo.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"

I’ve known you a long time but you always get better

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Just the thick of it in it's entirety.

Yes! Malcolm Tucker is my inner voice - "He’s as useless as a marzipan dildo.”"

I've said that too many people lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s your favourite TV show reference/ quote?

Oh god I don't think I have a single favourite. "

*clearly holding in a wee* I NEED AN ASNWER NOWWWWWWW!

- for the friends fans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just the thick of it in it's entirety.

Right people listen up, it’s a fucking lockdown!

You bought a bank out of social embarrassment?"

I think I’m in love with you, man

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Just the thick of it in it's entirety.

Yes! Malcolm Tucker is my inner voice - "He’s as useless as a marzipan dildo.”

I've said that too many people lol"

Yes! I used it just this morning to describe someone to a friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They speak English in 'What'?

LvM

I’ve never seen this you know

Then you don't know what they call a Bic Mac in Europe then either?

Get it watched

LvM"

It’s on my list! This week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"this one time, at band camp"

A classic

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

It's the average sized Trevor Chaplin (if you're younger than 40, you'll not get it)

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"this one time, at band camp

A classic

It was more jazz based I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Ken Adams stop stealing my story

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"this one time, at band camp

A classic

You called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am Ken Adams stop stealing my story

Regina Phalange, nice to meet you

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Are you sure you want us to go to red alert sir? It'll mean changing the bulb..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"this one time, at band camp

A classic

You called?

Oh you came

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the average sized Trevor Chaplin (if you're younger than 40, you'll not get it)

No fair Fife. You know I’m only smol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her "

Oooft. I LOVE this film

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By *xXgemmaXxXCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 13/04/22 16:37:44]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what she said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Title of your sex tape

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im the One that knocks.

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By *xXgemmaXxXCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD

C’mon Will just take off your shirt and tell us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were on a break!!!!!!!

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did she get off the plane did she get off the plane-

I got off the plane

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

""Are you sure you want us to go to red alert sir? It'll mean changing the bulb..." "

Red Dwarf?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD

C’mon Will just take off your shirt and tell us "

Oh you’re good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Are you sure you want us to go to red alert sir? It'll mean changing the bulb..." "

I don’t know this one please do tell?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We were on a break!!!!!!!

Winston"

Controversial Winston. Controversial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wasn’t just a horse

Be amazed if anyone gets that one! There might even be a prize

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By *xXgemmaXxXCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

A bit cringy but

“Pick me, choose me, love me”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

‘Daily offender, crazy eastender’ from a show that recently dropped a new season

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He wasn’t just a horse

Be amazed if anyone gets that one! There might even be a prize

I’m stumped on that one. No prize

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bit cringy but

“Pick me, choose me, love me”"

This show just feels like the saddest show ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wasn’t just a horse

Be amazed if anyone gets that one! There might even be a prize

I’m stumped on that one. No prize

Ah well

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By *xXgemmaXxXCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A bit cringy but

“Pick me, choose me, love me”

This show just feels like the saddest show ever

I remember the first time I heard it I was like “No Meredith have some dignity”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bit cringy but

“Pick me, choose me, love me”

This show just feels like the saddest show ever

I remember the first time I heard it I was like “No Meredith have some dignity”

God her life is a real rollercoaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 mississipi, 2 mississipi, 3 mississipi and turn

Winston

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By *xXgemmaXxXCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"1 mississipi, 2 mississipi, 3 mississipi and turn

Winston"

Mississippilessly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wasn’t just a horse

Be amazed if anyone gets that one!

There might even be a prize

Harry Telford. Phar Lap.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wasn’t just a horse

Be amazed if anyone gets that one!

There might even be a prize

Harry Telford. Phar Lap.

Winston"

But did you Google ….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jesus, how much do you weigh, Ross?

I’d prefer not to answer that right now I’m still carrying a little holiday weight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a derringer?

It's a little gun, one of the gay lads used to hide it on his person, you know...

You have gay lads in the IRA?

There's one or two, well it was the only way we could infiltrate MI5

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's a derringer?

It's a little gun, one of the gay lads used to hide it on his person, you know...

You have gay lads in the IRA?

There's one or two, well it was the only way we could infiltrate MI5 "

I don’t know this but I want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a derringer?

It's a little gun, one of the gay lads used to hide it on his person, you know...

You have gay lads in the IRA?

There's one or two, well it was the only way we could infiltrate MI5

I don’t know this but I want to

Oh Steve, you're in for a treat. The Guard with Brendan Gleason. Same team who did In Bruges.

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

"He wasn’t just a horse

Be amazed if anyone gets that one! There might even be a prize

He wasnt just a horse. He was the best.

Has to have 7 letters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wasn’t just a horse

Be amazed if anyone gets that one! There might even be a prize

He wasnt just a horse. He was the best.

Has to have 7 letters"

Have you actually seen it? Hardly anyone has

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

""Are you sure you want us to go to red alert sir? It'll mean changing the bulb..."

Red Dwarf?"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus, how much do you weigh, Ross?

I’d prefer not to answer that right now I’m still carrying a little holiday weight. "

I love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ain’t my muvva!

Yes I am!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You ain’t my muvva!

Yes I am! "

A classic! I’ll raise you:

‘I GOT A GUN PHIL!’

‘SHIRLEY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wasn’t just a horse

Be amazed if anyone gets that one!

There might even be a prize

Harry Telford. Phar Lap.

Winston

But did you Google …."

It was one of my late mum's favourite films.

Winston

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

""Are you sure you want us to go to red alert sir? It'll mean changing the bulb..."

Red Dwarf?

Correct

Booyah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?

Winston"

Had to Google this. Nice one Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?

Winston

Had to Google this. Nice one Winston

One of my favourite films.

Winston

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

*knickers fall off*

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?

Winston

Had to Google this. Nice one Winston

One of my favourite films.

Winston"

I know I know this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*knickers fall off*"

Did I come onto you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s your favourite TV show reference/ quote? "

More beans Mr Taggart?

Winston

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?

Winston"

Did you mean "Heeer-foord"?

Excellent film

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?

Winston

Did you mean "Heeer-foord"?

Excellent film

LvM"

It's excellent from beginning to end. Must watch it again.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s your favourite TV show reference/ quote?

More beans Mr Taggart?

Winston"

Is it not from Taggart?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Soft kitty, Warm kitty, little ball of fur.

Happy kittty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him"

Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s your favourite TV show reference/ quote?

More beans Mr Taggart?

Winston

Is it not from Taggart?"

It's from the greatest Western ever made.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why ain’t you as angry as I am? That’s what I wanna know.

A man fucking buss shots at you… and I know about it… it’s fucking mad. I’m riding out immediately.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s your favourite TV show reference/ quote?

More beans Mr Taggart?

Winston

Is it not from Taggart?

It's from the greatest Western ever made.

Winston"

I had to Google again

I’m learning though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Daily offender, crazy eastender’ from a show that recently dropped a new season "

Sully done his dance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Daily offender, crazy eastender’ from a show that recently dropped a new season

Sully done his dance "

Finally. Someone that knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s your favourite TV show reference/ quote?

More beans Mr Taggart?

Winston

Is it not from Taggart?

It's from the greatest Western ever made.

Winston

I had to Google again

I’m learning though

You mean....... You've. Never. Seen. It?

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“What happens if our feet touch?”

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What’s your favourite TV show reference/ quote? "

"I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing"

And pretty much everything from 'Allo 'Allo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s your favourite TV show reference/ quote?

"I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing"

And pretty much everything from 'Allo 'Allo

Eet iz I, Le Clare....

Comedy gold.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“What happens if our feet touch?”"

Peep Show?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s your favourite TV show reference/ quote?

"I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing"

And pretty much everything from 'Allo 'Allo

I used to watch this. Quite liked it too.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I told you a million times don't exaggerate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“What happens if our feet touch?”

Peep Show?

It is yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I told you a million times don't exaggerate.

I don’t know this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“What happens if our feet touch?”

Peep Show?

It is yes "

Kenneth is what mark calls his 9 inch dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt; me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I got these cheese burgers man”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You are better than I am,” Inigo admitted.

“So it seems. But if that is true why are you smiling?”

“Because,” Inigo answered, “I know something you don’t know.”

“And what is that?” asked the man in black.

“I’m not left-handed” Inigo replied.......

Winston

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales

"1 mississipi, 2 mississipi, 3 mississipi and turn

Winston

Mississippilessly!!

I’m an eight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 mississipi, 2 mississipi, 3 mississipi and turn

Winston

Mississippilessly!!

I’m an eight! "

Brilliant episode.

Winston

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales

"1 mississipi, 2 mississipi, 3 mississipi and turn

Winston

Mississippilessly!!

I’m an eight!

Brilliant episode.

Winston "

One of my favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 mississipi, 2 mississipi, 3 mississipi and turn

Winston

Mississippilessly!!

I’m an eight!

Brilliant episode.

Winston

One of my favourites

It was a series that grew..... So many great scenes.

Ross bursting into Chandlers Hotel room.... "I'm getting married!!!!!"

Monica's head sheepishly appearing above the duvet....

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

‘Was that another joke?!’

‘was that another question

?’

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By *xXgemmaXxXCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

They should put that on the box

They do

Well they should put it in big black letters!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They should put that on the box

They do

Well they should put it in big black letters!!

Love this episode. Condoms are only like 98% effective

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

‘Did you see that ludicrous display last night?’

‘What was Wenger thinking throwing Walcott in that early?’

‘The problem with Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in’

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"I told you a million times don't exaggerate.

I don’t know this one

Rik mayall (young ones).

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"‘Did you see that ludicrous display last night?’

‘What was Wenger thinking throwing Walcott in that early?’

‘The problem with Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in’

Cant chat about football haven't got a Scooby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Did you see that ludicrous display last night?’

‘What was Wenger thinking throwing Walcott in that early?’

‘The problem with Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in’

IT crowd

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