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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m looking for a £2.50 investment for 100% of my company supplying hedgehog gutterbrushes for fannies.

They come in three sizes.

Barely shagged, medium and cum bucket.

Just pop it in your knickers to keep your parts free from debris and to prevent a blocked drain.

Anybody else got some fab business ideas requiring absolutely no investment at all.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

That's an investment I can get behind lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yano those tubes with bristles in they make for cleaning your dogs paws? I'm just going to rebrand them for use on some of the crusty/gungey willies you see on here.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Yano those tubes with bristles in they make for cleaning your dogs paws? I'm just going to rebrand them for use on some of the crusty/gungey willies you see on here. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody he’ll that’s a lot of money. More than petrol. I’m out, pal

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Bloody he’ll that’s a lot of money. More than petrol. I’m out, pal"

A few of us could take an even percentage as I was initially put off by the asking price

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Are you using real hedgehogs Fiddles? I'm not sure I could bear to put one with a cute little face in my pants, so unfortunately I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say what now

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Are you using real hedgehogs Fiddles? I'm not sure I could bear to put one with a cute little face in my pants, so unfortunately I'm out "

And they’re full of fleas

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

What inspired you to start this business?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Are you using real hedgehogs Fiddles? I'm not sure I could bear to put one with a cute little face in my pants, so unfortunately I'm out

And they’re full of fleas "

A snack for later they are. We do all need to start eating more insect protein instead of mammal

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I think if you look back a few years my fannyblaster 2000 with crevice tool and flangefluffer bears an uncanny resemblance to this idea and due to the fact Ive still got 99 of the original 100 in my shed - Im out!!!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Yano those tubes with bristles in they make for cleaning your dogs paws? I'm just going to rebrand them for use on some of the crusty/gungey willies you see on here. "

Perhaps we could seek a joint investor.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"What inspired you to start this business? "

You’ll be surprised, do you think there’s a market for it.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Are you using real hedgehogs Fiddles? I'm not sure I could bear to put one with a cute little face in my pants, so unfortunately I'm out "

No hedgehogs are harmed. It’s environmentally friendly and comprises mostly of my hands.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Bloody he’ll that’s a lot of money. More than petrol. I’m out, pal

A few of us could take an even percentage as I was initially put off by the asking price "

Can I go to the back of the room.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m looking for a £2.50 investment for 100% of my company supplying hedgehog gutterbrushes for fannies.

They come in three sizes.

Barely shagged, medium and cum bucket.

Just pop it in your knickers to keep your parts free from debris and to prevent a blocked drain.

Anybody else got some fab business ideas requiring absolutely no investment at all. "

There’s a 25minute money back guarantee and if you buy one today you get a free

“My Fanny is spotless. Thank you hedgehog gutter brush. “ car sticker.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I’m looking for a £2.50 investment for 100% of my company supplying hedgehog gutterbrushes for fannies.

They come in three sizes.

Barely shagged, medium and cum bucket.

Just pop it in your knickers to keep your parts free from debris and to prevent a blocked drain.

Anybody else got some fab business ideas requiring absolutely no investment at all.

There’s a 25minute money back guarantee and if you buy one today you get a free

“My Fanny is spotless. Thank you hedgehog gutter brush. “ car sticker. "

If you offer that on a mug I'll invest

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"I’m looking for a £2.50 investment for 100% of my company supplying hedgehog gutterbrushes for fannies.

They come in three sizes.

Barely shagged, medium and cum bucket.

Just pop it in your knickers to keep your parts free from debris and to prevent a blocked drain.

Anybody else got some fab business ideas requiring absolutely no investment at all. "

I was thinking of a foof Hoover for any detritus that gets through your snatch guard. We could sell them as a twin pack!

Already have my marketing strap line ready...”Don’t be a scruff- Hoover your muff!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£2.50 a bit much but tell you what I suck you cock for 10% and bonce up and down on it for 40% witch would be a garnd total off 50%

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