FabSwingers.com forum: Our new country of fabland, who coming to live here?

By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Who's coming to live in the newly formed country of "FABLAND" we have long white sandy benches with a backdrop of misty snow topped mountains. Multiple bars and a sex scene that's unrivaled

Who's up for a new passport? And we need suggestions on new laws that all must adhere too (if said laws are passed in sexy Parliament)

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I've only just applied for my first british passport. How.much is this going to cost me?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd have to examine the political landscape and constitutional protections.

I strongly suspect that it'd be a no from me.

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"I've only just applied for my first british passport. How.much is this going to cost me?"
its completely free

& we are a tax haven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’d love to come to this new country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds awesome. I’m there

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I've only just applied for my first british passport. How.much is this going to cost me? its completely free

& we are a tax haven

I dont agree with tax havens. I'm out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in can I apply for the position off head bar fluffer

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Count me in can I apply for the position off head bar fluffer

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most certainly

fluff away until your hearts content

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m there

Only one rule needed, everyone needs to be willing to dance after 21.00, whether that’s horizontal or vertically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in can I apply for the position off head bar fluffer

most certainly

fluff away until your hearts content

Perfect count me in then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll meet you there.. just grabbing some tequila on the way

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Who's coming to live in the newly formed country of "FABLAND" we have long white sandy benches with a backdrop of misty snow topped mountains. Multiple bars and a sex scene that's unrivaled

Who's up for a new passport? And we need suggestions on new laws that all must adhere too (if said laws are passed in sexy Parliament)

As Fab has an abundance of men and very few women or couples is there going to be some kind of vetting process ?

Or are you going to let any despicable characters in, like me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tax haven, tequila and quacksplat. where do i sign

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've only just applied for my first british passport. How.much is this going to cost me? its completely free

& we are a tax haven

I dont agree with tax havens. I'm out!"

This reminds me of years ago Ghengis vs Chillout's rival utopian fab islands. Does anyone else remember that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With all the arguments here about nonsense theres not a bloody chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please to this as a request for

- 4 day work week - Friday reserved for clubs

- late night dine in kitchen

- happy hour times are consistent across bars/pubs

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I've only just applied for my first british passport. How.much is this going to cost me? its completely free

& we are a tax haven

I dont agree with tax havens. I'm out!

This reminds me of years ago Ghengis vs Chillout's rival utopian fab islands. Does anyone else remember that?

I do not, apologies

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Please to this as a request for

- 4 day work week - Friday reserved for clubs

- late night dine in kitchen

- happy hour times are consistent across bars/pubs"
all laws have been approved

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Who's coming to live in the newly formed country of "FABLAND" we have long white sandy benches with a backdrop of misty snow topped mountains. Multiple bars and a sex scene that's unrivaled

Who's up for a new passport? And we need suggestions on new laws that all must adhere too (if said laws are passed in sexy Parliament)

As Fab has an abundance of men and very few women or couples is there going to be some kind of vetting process ?

Or are you going to let any despicable characters in, like me ?

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no vetting process is necessary as our police force will soon sort out those aren't being respectful to others

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I've only just applied for my first british passport. How.much is this going to cost me? its completely free

& we are a tax haven

I dont agree with tax havens. I'm out!

This reminds me of years ago Ghengis vs Chillout's rival utopian fab islands. Does anyone else remember that?

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please to this as a request for

- 4 day work week - Friday reserved for clubs

- late night dine in kitchen

- happy hour times are consistent across bars/pubs all laws have been approved

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i wanna oppose the 4 day week. 4 days of fun should be mandatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m there

Only one rule needed, everyone needs to be willing to dance after 21.00, whether that’s horizontal or vertically

Spurs where do you get the energy?

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"I’m there

Only one rule needed, everyone needs to be willing to dance after 21.00, whether that’s horizontal or vertically

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absolutely this law is approved, plenty of beds on the beach for some under the moon light naughtiness

oooffft

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can I use a cock pic on my passport and then have another passport with my face pic that I keep hidden except on Fridays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I apply to be the chief jaffa cake exterminator

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’m there

Only one rule needed, everyone needs to be willing to dance after 21.00, whether that’s horizontal or vertically

Spurs where do you get the energy?"

I have no idea but you only live once. I’ll sleep when I can no longer move

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Sounds far too cliquey.

I’ll just sit by the side, bitching and moaning…

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’m there

Only one rule needed, everyone needs to be willing to dance after 21.00, whether that’s horizontal or vertically

absolutely this law is approved, plenty of beds on the beach for some under the moon light naughtiness

oooffft

Perfect, sound of the waves mixed with the tunes of music and what comes naturally…. let the dancing commence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll visit if you get to host the World Cup

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I've only just applied for my first british passport. How.much is this going to cost me? its completely free

& we are a tax haven

I dont agree with tax havens. I'm out!

This reminds me of years ago Ghengis vs Chillout's rival utopian fab islands. Does anyone else remember that?

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just packing the toys

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if the words “meet”, “social”, and “play” are all made illegal and punishable by lengthy stints in jail.

And there’s dogs.

And quiet areas where talking is banned.

And cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if our applications are read but not replied to?

Do we send another?

Do we send question marks?

Do we start a thread to ask why?

The mind boggles.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What happens if our applications are read but not replied to?

Do we send another?

Do we send question marks?

Do we start a thread to ask why?

The mind boggles."

Yes, yes and yes. Persistence always prevails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens if our applications are read but not replied to?

Do we send another?

Do we send question marks?

Do we start a thread to ask why?

The mind boggles."

Chat sh*t get pegged

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Is it an island and are children allowed? Thank you please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be arm bands

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I have a little exclusive island just of the mainland please x

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

What's the currency - the "Dong" is already taken....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back already packed

Just typing out my works notice now.

I've got some friends can they come too ?

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Only if the words “meet”, “social”, and “play” are all made illegal and punishable by lengthy stints in jail.

And there’s dogs.

And quiet areas where talking is banned.

And cake."
all approved especially the dogs, just getting a dog park through planning as we speak

ohhh what do you know planning has approved the park

that didn't take long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only just applied for my first british passport. How.much is this going to cost me? its completely free

& we are a tax haven

I dont agree with tax havens. I'm out!

This reminds me of years ago Ghengis vs Chillout's rival utopian fab islands. Does anyone else remember that?

I remember that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m there

Only one rule needed, everyone needs to be willing to dance after 21.00, whether that’s horizontal or vertically

Spurs where do you get the energy?

I have no idea but you only live once. I’ll sleep when I can no longer move

I can’t imagine you not moving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back already packed

Just typing out my works notice now.

I've got some friends can they come too ?

No, what happens in fabland stays in fabland

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Sounds blissful! We would love to join you all

J x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Yes I'm there, me please

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I’m there

Only one rule needed, everyone needs to be willing to dance after 21.00, whether that’s horizontal or vertically

I only do the bump and grind type of dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if the words “meet”, “social”, and “play” are all made illegal and punishable by lengthy stints in jail.

And there’s dogs.

And quiet areas where talking is banned.

And cake. all approved especially the dogs, just getting a dog park through planning as we speak

ohhh what do you know planning has approved the park

that didn't take long

I’ll pack my stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please. I'll be the island dweeb.

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By *uckoldDesiresMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Who's coming to live in the newly formed country of "FABLAND" we have long white sandy benches with a backdrop of misty snow topped mountains. Multiple bars and a sex scene that's unrivaled

Who's up for a new passport? And we need suggestions on new laws that all must adhere too (if said laws are passed in sexy Parliament)

Is the passport Burgundy or Blue(Black)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if its blue

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Equal right for single blokes, wanking zombies not Welcome

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

What are the tax rates and rules on extradition if you committed crimes

In other country. Just asking for friend .

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Suitcase packed and on way to the nearest airport

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Who's coming to live in the newly formed country of "FABLAND" we have long white sandy benches with a backdrop of misty snow topped mountains. Multiple bars and a sex scene that's unrivaled

Who's up for a new passport? And we need suggestions on new laws that all must adhere too (if said laws are passed in sexy Parliament)

Is the passport Burgundy or Blue(Black)?

"
pink with yellow spots... like Mr Blobbys foreskin

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Who's coming to live in the newly formed country of "FABLAND" we have long white sandy benches with a backdrop of misty snow topped mountains. Multiple bars and a sex scene that's unrivaled

Who's up for a new passport? And we need suggestions on new laws that all must adhere too (if said laws are passed in sexy Parliament)

Is the passport Burgundy or Blue(Black)?

pink with yellow spots... like Mr Blobbys foreskin

Did it spread from his bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's coming to live in the newly formed country of "FABLAND" we have long white sandy benches with a backdrop of misty snow topped mountains. Multiple bars and a sex scene that's unrivaled

Who's up for a new passport? And we need suggestions on new laws that all must adhere too (if said laws are passed in sexy Parliament)

As Fab has an abundance of men and very few women or couples is there going to be some kind of vetting process ?

Or are you going to let any despicable characters in, like me ?

no vetting process is necessary as our police force will soon sort out those aren't being respectful to others

I would like to be considered for the Chief of Police please. I can be quite stern in the right circumstances

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Happy to put my name forward for headmaster as displin will needed in the schools with all these new

People comeing .

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By *hris3092Man
over a year ago

Swansea / Valencia

Bit worried about this vetting, I know what happens to dogs at the vet.

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Who's coming to live in the newly formed country of "FABLAND" we have long white sandy benches with a backdrop of misty snow topped mountains. Multiple bars and a sex scene that's unrivaled

Who's up for a new passport? And we need suggestions on new laws that all must adhere too (if said laws are passed in sexy Parliament)

As Fab has an abundance of men and very few women or couples is there going to be some kind of vetting process ?

Or are you going to let any despicable characters in, like me ?

no vetting process is necessary as our police force will soon sort out those aren't being respectful to others

I would like to be considered for the Chief of Police please. I can be quite stern in the right circumstances "
the job is all yours... JennieTV is now chief of police

no gins tho, you can have a whip

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Who's coming to live in the newly formed country of "FABLAND" we have long white sandy benches with a backdrop of misty snow topped mountains. Multiple bars and a sex scene that's unrivaled

Who's up for a new passport? And we need suggestions on new laws that all must adhere too (if said laws are passed in sexy Parliament)

As Fab has an abundance of men and very few women or couples is there going to be some kind of vetting process ?

Or are you going to let any despicable characters in, like me ?

no vetting process is necessary as our police force will soon sort out those aren't being respectful to others

I would like to be considered for the Chief of Police please. I can be quite stern in the right circumstances the job is all yours... JennieTV is now chief of police

no gins tho, you can have a whip

"
*guns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's coming to live in the newly formed country of "FABLAND" we have long white sandy benches with a backdrop of misty snow topped mountains. Multiple bars and a sex scene that's unrivaled

Who's up for a new passport? And we need suggestions on new laws that all must adhere too (if said laws are passed in sexy Parliament)

As Fab has an abundance of men and very few women or couples is there going to be some kind of vetting process ?

Or are you going to let any despicable characters in, like me ?

no vetting process is necessary as our police force will soon sort out those aren't being respectful to others

I would like to be considered for the Chief of Police please. I can be quite stern in the right circumstances the job is all yours... JennieTV is now chief of police

no gins tho, you can have a whip

Respect my authoritah

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Can I suggest a blue diamond shape with a letter V on it for the flag?

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