FabSwingers.com forum: Just tell ppl what your looking for!!

By *ittlekinks38 OP Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

I see an awful lot of profiles are just essays and no wonder ppl don't read them so I want to hear what ppl are looking for the shorter version in less than 10/15 words.....

Mine is...am looking couples and group fun with friends not individual ppl who are playing away!

Xx cj xx

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Mines currently quite short but mine normally falls into the essay category because I'm looking for very specific BDSM things.

But if someone can't spend their time reading my profile, I wouldn't trust then to plan a scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get my dick wet.

Boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock"

We’re a match.

Let’s go.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Nothing here

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Someone that enjoys a little bit of pain, and a lot of disappointment

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m looking for one of my spitfire cuff links, can’t find it anywhere.

It was a gift too.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I’m looking for one of my spitfire cuff links, can’t find it anywhere.

It was a gift too.

Oooo,snazzy!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Birds, blokes, couples, giggles, high-fives after shagging, maybe a rum and ginger ale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get give and receive good oral

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I’m looking for a penis to pop in and out of my vagina a few times

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A sugar daddy who’s not too bothered about the sugar

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By *uminmyhole69Man
over a year ago

Looking for genuinely Bi people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just looking to put me willy in give a solid 36seconds of hard fucking till it goes off. Any takers?

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I like people to work at getting to my picures

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By *heWanderer888Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Looking for a couple so I can play with the woman and the guy with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just looking to put me willy in give a solid 36seconds of hard fucking till it goes off. Any takers?

Would I have to move?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Well that all depends on the person, different dynamic with each. No glove fits all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just looking to put me willy in give a solid 36seconds of hard fucking till it goes off. Any takers?

Would I have to move?"

Nope, don't even have to look at me or make any noise either if you don't want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what the other person is looking for

If they just want a test drive I am down

If they want more and build trust and movie in to more kink I am down

If they just want to be friends I am down

Just be upfront

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I'm just looking to put me willy in give a solid 36seconds of hard fucking till it goes off. Any takers?

36seconds ... ?!? ...no more no less that's quite a niche find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for regular playmates couples and ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just looking to put me willy in give a solid 36seconds of hard fucking till it goes off. Any takers?

36seconds ... ?!? ...no more no less that's quite a niche find

I'm a rare breed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just looking to have a good time with like-minded people

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Bare bum boxing and sticky cuddles, big boobs optional.

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By *eniandMikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A single male or female or a couple we both like!!!!!! (Much much harder than it seems!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a pretty short version already tbh.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"just looking to have a good time with like-minded people

Px "

Exactly the same for us

(Good to see you back!

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

An OPENLY bi guy or two who can meet in the evenings and would be happy to go to a bi night one day, preferably at Jaydees. Who lives no more than 1h drive from me.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Looking for ladies that we can hang out with, have a laugh, and fuck each others' brains out. Is that too much to ask?

LvM

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I want to suck nipples, lick, make love and cuddle afterwards

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"I see an awful lot of profiles are just essays and no wonder ppl don't read them so I want to hear what ppl are looking for the shorter version in less than 10/15 words.....

Mine is...am looking couples and group fun with friends not individual ppl who are playing away!

Xx cj xx "

Well….

Ladies, couples sexy and fun

A FWB would be great

Boundaries to be pushed

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

"just looking to have a good time with like-minded people

Px "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could be a bit more detailed on ours I suppose but people still message us without reading it, so it makes no difference.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tea & Cake!!!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

A more equitable universe, world peace, and happy ever afters.

Oh, you mean in terms of sex? Trans lesbian seeking ladies who like trans lesbians. Yeah I know, more chance of world peace...

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I am lookingbfor a relationship that includes the swinging lifestyle

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I like readers. A long profile is a filter

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Funny, kinky, geeky weirdos.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"To get give and receive good oral

Oooo I’d jump at the chance

I want to experience my face sat on

I have good tongue game …

or so I’m told

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

A rampant nymphomaniac

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By *ed velvet thornWoman
over a year ago

over the rainbow

"I'm just looking to put me willy in give a solid 36seconds of hard fucking till it goes off. Any takers?

I hear you I can't be arsed with all the foreplay and chat before hand just give me what I desire and go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is very specific and it's work well overall I don't get bombarded with endless mail from people who I have little or no Interest in which suits me far better

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"just looking to have a good time with like-minded people

Px "

Same here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just looking to put me willy in give a solid 36seconds of hard fucking till it goes off. Any takers?

I hear you I can't be arsed with all the foreplay and chat before hand just give me what I desire and go

Exactly.... Who even needs all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny, kinky, geeky weirdos. "

Just bought like 3 lego sets and a bunch of DnD books. Need to work on the humour and the kinks now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liars, cheats and divas.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m looking for a distraction and respite from the tyranny and turgid inevitably of a life bound by convention and the demise in popularity of liquorice allsorts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun, imaginative, bisexual couples. Preferably. Or ladies.

(Very occasionally) respectful _ubmissive guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fun, imaginative, bisexual couples. Preferably. Or ladies.

(Very occasionally) respectful _ubmissive guys."

Oh, and peanuts.

I like peanuts.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

A penis because I don’t have one but I like to play with one sometimes.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Funny, kinky, geeky weirdos. "

One out of three's not bad right?

LvM

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By *ubmissive guyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A local selfish Female, who enjoys receiving oral only meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liars, cheats and divas. "

You've mistaken this place for the House of Commons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liars, cheats and divas.

You've mistaken this place for the House of Commons."

Little bit of politics.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Funny, kinky, geeky weirdos.

One out of three's not bad right?

LvM"

Four... Lucky I didn't say smart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VAGINAS & big boobs

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Bants and debauchery with like minded people

simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banter

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Tequila buddies.

Dorky rambling types with nerdy passions.

Lovers of boobs. Cheese not essential but preferred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock"

Had any luck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like readers. A long profile is a filter

Agree with this

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Single, fwb, local preferred

Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything, everything, myself.

I'd probably avoid my profile too, if you're into more than 15 words, or less than 9 inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady fwb in my area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/04/22 13:15:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody to rope and restrain my lady friend.

Experienced only!

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By *ature BBW Lover 69Man
over a year ago

exeter

I hope that just my profile name is enough to suggest what I’m looking for

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Our is looking for couples.

Just telling people what you are looking for doesn't work on here.

We have often put a meet request up staying looking to meet a couple.

Will invariably get message that start "I know you are not looking to meet guys but ....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile says that I'm gay and there's only a dot instead of profile text.

Men still wink and send friend requests.

My ego is huge. Hot stuff me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tequila buddies.

Dorky rambling types with nerdy passions.

Lovers of boobs. Cheese not essential but preferred.

I don't mind tequila, but prefer whisky and rum (not together).

I haven't read 'Dante's inferno' but heard it's a "devine comedy".

Love boobs, like cheese (apple smoked), I can also make a millionaire shortbread with biscoff and Nutella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big penis."

Well hold my beer a second........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liars, cheats and divas.

You've mistaken this place for the House of Commons.

Little bit of politics. "

Love me some politics.

#votebrexit

Wait, am I too late?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Single, fwb, local preferred

Cake"

Ohhh cake.

Local? bugger it

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

Ok....I want to ball gag and hand cuff a willing sub whilst fucking her in the arse.

Now let’s see where that gets me.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Tea & Cake!!!

Mmmm cake

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

I want fun, orgasms, push boundaries, and left wanting more!!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"To get give and receive good oral

Oooo I’d jump at the chance

I want to experience my face sat on

I have good tongue game …

or so I’m told

You need to get that in writing!!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Big penis."

A friendly Vagina

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liars, cheats and divas.

You've mistaken this place for the House of Commons.

Little bit of politics.

Love me some politics.

#votebrexit

Wait, am I too late?"

Afraid so. It got done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for sexy times with hot women.

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big penis.

A friendly Vagina

lol"

My vagina would be your best friend, hot damn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking for connections (fwb or deeper) with women. You know the vibes, man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for connections (fwb or deeper) with women. You know the vibes, man.

New bio unlocked.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

A lady under 5'4 that's happy to get naked with me. Laughing at my jokes optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends, Female, couples, Local, Banter with an opening for more.. really I'm not fussy.

As stated in my profile my chances are probably very slim anyway so I don't expect anything so I'm not disappointed

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

A regular fwb

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By *arkmanMan
over a year ago

hounslow

"I’m looking for a distraction and respite from the tyranny and turgid inevitably of a life bound by convention and the demise in popularity of liquorice allsorts.

This is deep!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Local singles - guys and girls for regular fun.

You’d think it’d be easy finding like minded local people, who fit our criteria (before Greg who’s 60 messages us

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Tea & Cake!!!

Mmmm cake

aha my cake loving friend

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"A lady under 5'4 that's happy to get naked with me. Laughing at my jokes optional"

I’m 5’3

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By *lmostInseparableCouple
over a year ago

Alfreton

"Big penis.

A friendly Vagina

lol"

Now I've got to ask... What makes a Vagina unfriendly?

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Big penis.

A friendly Vagina

lol

Now I've got to ask... What makes a Vagina unfriendly?

Bad PH balance.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Big penis.

A friendly Vagina

lol

Now I've got to ask... What makes a Vagina unfriendly?

Teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who will encourage my love of snacks and wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to aim really low on order to widen my demographic

A Pulse

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We're looking for a couple relatively near us for whom chatting and socialising is as important as the sex, plus have pictures of the man on their profile.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"We're looking for a couple relatively near us for whom chatting and socialising is as important as the sex, plus have pictures of the man on their profile. "

Precisely this on our couple profile

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Big penis.

A friendly Vagina

lol

Now I've got to ask... What makes a Vagina unfriendly?

Teeth"

Terrible film

LvM

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A penis because I don’t have one but I like to play with one sometimes."

I've got one you can play with.

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