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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wonko

Who wants to join?

There will never be any jaffa cakes

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Nah, I'm good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im with cm punk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of there's nae jaffas, I'm not joining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll join... i don't like jaffas anyway

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Wonko

Who wants to join?

There will never be any jaffa cakes "

If there arnt any jaffa cakes

Is this one of these cults where people get naked and have sex with on another

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Nae Jaffa Cakes, I'm in.

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

"Wonko

Who wants to join?

There will never be any jaffa cakes "

I’m good on the Jaffa ban who needs that weird marmalade shiz but before I sign where we at on pineapple on pizza ??

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Do we get a choice? I thought we'd all been sent to your bedroom

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Are there any works of art depicting nudes created by our elustriouse leader .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always been a worshipper of Wonko

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Personaaaaaaaaality

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Is there alcohol? I’ve run out

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I can't as I already have a registered cult and I am an ordained Minister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there alcohol? I’ve run out"
same, I'll join the beer one

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

blasphemy! rejecting the sacrament of the holy cake!

I declare Jaffad on the infidels of Wonko!

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Jaffa cakes to Rothchilds hahaha

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Is there layers within this cult

That follow very much like the layers of a cake that indicate the inner working of this cult with the

Head baker. I'm not quite sure if that would person would describe themselves in such way .but those not familiar with cults . let's call

them .the Masterbaker.

The clue been in when talking

amongst them Cake seam to be

the topic of discustion .

Of it could be cover .for a cult of

let's call them out for what they

truely. Are.and let's not beat

About the bush about it.

This not a nest of vipers but may in

fact be a den of iniquity.

A cult. Made up of Masterbatetors.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Wonko

Who wants to join?

There will never be any jaffa cakes

I’m good on the Jaffa ban who needs that weird marmalade shiz but before I sign where we at on pineapple on pizza ??"

Yep, this.

And clarification on ketchup in a fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No JC’s? Where do I sign up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring my own Jaffa cakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a weird sex cult?

Just all sit in a circle and wank each other off then drink kool-aid together?

The no Jaffa cakes thing is a dealbreaker for me.

I’m out.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Let's start a jaffa cake cult

Who's with me ?...

sorry Wonko cult leaders always get overthrown eventually ...usually by the FBI in the states

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

No thanks.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

You had me at no Jaffa Cakes

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

No Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'll join... i don't like jaffas anyway

Px "

If she’s in, I’m in

. Not a JC fan either

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Now on the point if Jaffa cakes, when you say never do you mean at the meetings or that the almighty Wonko prohibits eating them anytime? Because that's a deal breaker man

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now on the point if Jaffa cakes, when you say never do you mean at the meetings or that the almighty Wonko prohibits eating them anytime? Because that's a deal breaker man

LvM"

Not allowed within 10 miles of any cult member

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had me at no Jaffa Cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonko

Who wants to join?

There will never be any jaffa cakes

I’m good on the Jaffa ban who needs that weird marmalade shiz but before I sign where we at on pineapple on pizza ??

Yep, this.

And clarification on ketchup in a fridge"

Pineapple on pizza is not a regulated item by the cult each member can choose.

Ketchup must be in the fridge once opened

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there alcohol? I’ve run out same, I'll join the beer one "

It is allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bring my own Jaffa cakes."
i'll accompany you

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Wonko

Who wants to join?

There will be jaffa cakes "

IN!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonko

Who wants to join?

There will be jaffa cakes

IN!

You're banned

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Wonko

Who wants to join?

There will be jaffa cakes

IN!

You're banned

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Looks to me as someone discovered a new emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'll join... i don't like jaffas anyway

If she’s in, I’m in

. Not a JC fan either

I used to like you.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Wonko

Who wants to join?

There will never be any jaffa cakes "

Not in.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Is there an alternative, Church of the Jaffa Cake I can sign up to instead?

LvM

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Is there an alternative, Church of the Jaffa Cake I can sign up to instead?

LvM"

Think we might have to start that up... there must be more jaffa cake lovers than non ...

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