FabSwingers.com forum: The Human penis

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I recently discovered that the glanz of your penis is shaped to cause suction in the vagina in order to attempt to dislodge or remove another males sperm. It does look like a one way valve.

Just an interesting fact (well to me anyway)

Peace and love

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

That’s why blokes have a bell end. It shovels the coco out so yours stays in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So thats why i get foamy balls after the first go of course

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Wow

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yep. Yet some still think our species is naturally monogamous.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I thought that was the advantages of a mushroom headed penis so that it can scrape out other males cum.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Maybe I should come up with a redesign for the washer in desoldering pumps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assumed it was to stop your hand slipping off the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I recently discovered that the glanz of your penis is shaped to cause suction in the vagina in order to attempt to dislodge or remove another males sperm. It does look like a one way valve.

Just an interesting fact (well to me anyway)

Peace and love "

And my bottom is a one way marmite motorway

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I dunno. I think someone made that up because they couldn't think of a better explanation.

I'll think of one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the size of my big old mushroom someone upstairs obviously grossly overestimated how much sex I was going to be having.

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

"I thought that was the advantages of a mushroom headed penis so that it can scrape out other

males cum. "

I’m free if anyone needs their pussy cleaning of cum

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

and here's me thinking it was an air bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought they were shaped like that to help me stay away from them.

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"With the size of my big old mushroom someone upstairs obviously grossly overestimated how much sex I was going to be having. "

Alright. I admit to having a peek to see the size

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I thought it was to help clean your hoover

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"With the size of my big old mushroom someone upstairs obviously grossly overestimated how much sex I was going to be having. "

It seems more they thought your sexual partners would be having sex with lots of other men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stirring porridge is literally what your cock was designed for.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"With the size of my big old mushroom someone upstairs obviously grossly overestimated how much sex I was going to be having.

It seems more they thought your sexual partners would be having sex with lots of other men

Guys with big ones are just meant to be the cleaners, it makes sense now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is making me giggle

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Lots of weird stuff like that. Women are more attracted to men they deem as providers while they aren’t ovulating. Once they start to ovulate they are more attracted to physical traits. The idea being they find a hot guy to get them pregnant and a provide to care for them

I think most of your sperm is actually designed to fight off other sperm too.

As one poster said, we still think we are a monogamous species despite plenty of evidence we’re not. Monogamy was created by people in power to help keep civil unrest at bay.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"With the size of my big old mushroom someone upstairs obviously grossly overestimated how much sex I was going to be having.

It seems more they thought your sexual partners would be having sex with lots of other men

Guys with big ones are just meant to be the cleaners, it makes sense now

Men should have evolved to have penises that twirl when they are in you, so make sure they eliminate all others cum

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"With the size of my big old mushroom someone upstairs obviously grossly overestimated how much sex I was going to be having.

It seems more they thought your sexual partners would be having sex with lots of other men

Guys with big ones are just meant to be the cleaners, it makes sense now

Men should have evolved to have penises that twirl when they are in you, so make sure they eliminate all others cum

I have a technique for this

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"With the size of my big old mushroom someone upstairs obviously grossly overestimated how much sex I was going to be having.

It seems more they thought your sexual partners would be having sex with lots of other men

Guys with big ones are just meant to be the cleaners, it makes sense now

Men should have evolved to have penises that twirl when they are in you, so make sure they eliminate all others cum

I have a technique for this

Haha you've evolved, does this mean you're not going to be piscean for much longer

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"With the size of my big old mushroom someone upstairs obviously grossly overestimated how much sex I was going to be having.

It seems more they thought your sexual partners would be having sex with lots of other men

Guys with big ones are just meant to be the cleaners, it makes sense now

Men should have evolved to have penises that twirl when they are in you, so make sure they eliminate all others cum

I have a technique for this

Haha you've evolved, does this mean you're not going to be piscean for much longer

I'll always be one of them but I'm just special

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"With the size of my big old mushroom someone upstairs obviously grossly overestimated how much sex I was going to be having.

It seems more they thought your sexual partners would be having sex with lots of other men

Guys with big ones are just meant to be the cleaners, it makes sense now

Men should have evolved to have penises that twirl when they are in you, so make sure they eliminate all others cum

I have a technique for this

Haha you've evolved, does this mean you're not going to be piscean for much longer

I'll always be one of them but I'm just special

That you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

something I didn’t Google for…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll be what causes the odd farty noise when you get the perfect match then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God this is making good reading

But may say some of it could me right fart part

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh the joy of a good queef. Sends me over the edge

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"With the size of my big old mushroom someone upstairs obviously grossly overestimated how much sex I was going to be having.

It seems more they thought your sexual partners would be having sex with lots of other men

Guys with big ones are just meant to be the cleaners, it makes sense now

Men should have evolved to have penises that twirl when they are in you, so make sure they eliminate all others cum

Is this why you lot keep asking for helicockter videos?

LvM

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"With the size of my big old mushroom someone upstairs obviously grossly overestimated how much sex I was going to be having.

It seems more they thought your sexual partners would be having sex with lots of other men

Guys with big ones are just meant to be the cleaners, it makes sense now

Men should have evolved to have penises that twirl when they are in you, so make sure they eliminate all others cum

Is this why you lot keep asking for helicockter videos?

LvM"

Damn it LvM you figured it out

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Yep. Yet some still think our species is naturally monogamous. "

Poor, misguided fools lol

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

There's Klingons on the starboard bow.... Scrape them off Jim

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"There's Klingons on the starboard bow.... Scrape them off Jim"

So true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So all along it's just a cleaning tool, should just got a jetwash instead

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Never been terribly keen on stirring another bloke's porridge.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Neanderthals seem to have had cocks like ours, though our interbreeding may have meant that same species cum got pulled out by the other different one, when we fancied something a bit different.

We lost the genes that drove penises to have spines

and facial whiskers.

I could find whiskers attractive, even if they tickled but I'd not fancy penis spines inside of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With the size of my big old mushroom someone upstairs obviously grossly overestimated how much sex I was going to be having.

It seems more they thought your sexual partners would be having sex with lots of other men

Going by some previous choices in life, quite true too.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"With the size of my big old mushroom someone upstairs obviously grossly overestimated how much sex I was going to be having.

It seems more they thought your sexual partners would be having sex with lots of other men

Guys with big ones are just meant to be the cleaners, it makes sense now

Men should have evolved to have penises that twirl when they are in you, so make sure they eliminate all others cum

You mean some don’t??? Mine is a sperminating spermocopter…. Would I lie??

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"With the size of my big old mushroom someone upstairs obviously grossly overestimated how much sex I was going to be having.

It seems more they thought your sexual partners would be having sex with lots of other men

Guys with big ones are just meant to be the cleaners, it makes sense now

Men should have evolved to have penises that twirl when they are in you, so make sure they eliminate all others cum

You mean some don’t??? Mine is a sperminating spermocopter…. Would I lie??

I'm sure you don't lol. I know want to know if some men have evolved like a plunger style penis that sucks out other males cum and then becomes a normal penis shape.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im trying to turn mine in to a tentacle by positive thought. Imagine if you could control it like a tongue. Not going too well at present.

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By *mooth8Man
over a year ago

s hertfordshire

when youve got a 9" tounge and can breath through your ears there will be a credible substitute for the male cum evacuating instrument

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"With the size of my big old mushroom someone upstairs obviously grossly overestimated how much sex I was going to be having.

It seems more they thought your sexual partners would be having sex with lots of other men

Guys with big ones are just meant to be the cleaners, it makes sense now

Men should have evolved to have penises that twirl when they are in you, so make sure they eliminate all others cum

You mean some don’t??? Mine is a sperminating spermocopter…. Would I lie??

I'm sure you don't lol. I know want to know if some men have evolved like a plunger style penis that sucks out other males cum and then becomes a normal penis shape.

Ahhh the penomorph!! A bit like Terminator 2 it can assume the shape of anything it has seen - mine currently looks like Brad Pitt !!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"when youve got a 9" tounge and can breath through your ears there will be a credible substitute for the male cum evacuating instrument "

there are some lil birdies that do that.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Every day is school day

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By *ravis1973Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

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By *ravis1973Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if you only like anal does that make it a shut shovel?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"I recently discovered that the glanz of your penis is shaped to cause suction in the vagina in order to attempt to dislodge or remove another males sperm. It does look like a one way valve.

Just an interesting fact (well to me anyway)

Peace and love "
I bet I won’t here this factoid on radio 2

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