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"Then make balloon animals. Clitopotamus." They’re a bit angry aren’t they? | |||
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"No It’s too small and I can’t find it to try it " You’re obviously talking about the pump here aren’t you? | |||
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"If so how big d’ya think you could get it?
Love and Penis pump "Only if I could make it big enough to bum you with  | |||
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"Then make balloon animals. Clitopotamus." this has single-handedly just bought me out of my depresso mood with an absolute LOL  Px | |||
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"Then make balloon animals. Clitopotamus. They’re a bit angry aren’t they? "You ever bit one? That’s anger. Not a hippo. | |||
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"If so how big d’ya think you could get it?
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Only if I could make it big enough to bum you with "I ‘could’ be persuaded in this instance but I’d have to see what it looked like first | |||
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"Then make balloon animals. Clitopotamus. this has single-handedly just bought me out of my depresso mood with an absolute LOL Px "Let’s have a butchers then  | |||
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" You and your new toy  "Bugger off it was my present to you | |||
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"If so how big d’ya think you could get it?
Love and Penis pump
Only if I could make it big enough to bum you with
I ‘could’ be persuaded in this instance but I’d have to see what it looked like first "For you I'd make sure it was the same size and shape as a Lidl snack cucumber. The same as you enjoyed last week | |||
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"Then make balloon animals. Clitopotamus. They’re a bit angry aren’t they?
You ever bit one?
That’s anger.
Not a hippo."The closest I’ve ever been to a hippo was playing the game hungry hippopotamusisisis | |||
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" You and your new toy
Bugger off it was my present to you "
That was too funny man | |||
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" use something better designed for it, like a clit sucker." Ooooooo, my lips. Pull yer knickers off then  | |||
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"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold!" I hope it’s getting a lot of use | |||
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"Then make balloon animals. Clitopotamus. They’re a bit angry aren’t they?
You ever bit one?
That’s anger.
Not a hippo.
The closest I’ve ever been to a hippo was playing the game hungry hippopotamusisisis "That the version with hippos from the caliphate? | |||
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"I love vaginas but that visual is doing nothing for me  "What!!! A big pumped clitosterous is where it’s happening | |||
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" use something better designed for it, like a clit sucker. Ooooooo, my lips. Pull yer knickers off then "I would, but I don’t wear them  | |||
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"It would help men find it" Would it help stop you ladies moaning about it | |||
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"I'd much rather use an actual clit pump/suction cup... Because that would actually fit and form a seal " Where’s your sense of adventure? | |||
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"If so how big d’ya think you could get it?
Love and Penis pump
Only if I could make it big enough to bum you with
I ‘could’ be persuaded in this instance but I’d have to see what it looked like first
For you I'd make sure it was the same size and shape as a Lidl snack cucumber. The same as you enjoyed last week "It was still in the jar though  | |||
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" You and your new toy
Bugger off it was my present to you
That was too funny man " | |||
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"I love vaginas but that visual is doing nothing for me
What!!! A big pumped clitosterous is where it’s happening "I’d imagine it would look like a roll on deodorant. | |||
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"I love vaginas but that visual is doing nothing for me
What!!! A big pumped clitosterous is where it’s happening
I’d imagine it would look like a roll on deodorant." | |||
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"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold!" I know right, I did him a favour | |||
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"Then make balloon animals. Clitopotamus. They’re a bit angry aren’t they?
You ever bit one?
That’s anger.
Not a hippo.
The closest I’ve ever been to a hippo was playing the game hungry hippopotamusisisis
That the version with hippos from the caliphate? "I’d say yes even though I’ve not seen it | |||
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" use something better designed for it, like a clit sucker. Ooooooo, my lips. Pull yer knickers off then
I would, but I don’t wear them "I’ve heard you do  | |||
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"Nah I reckon it would hurt. I like gentle " And you wanted to stand on my plums in yer high heels as well  | |||
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"I love vaginas but that visual is doing nothing for me
What!!! A big pumped clitosterous is where it’s happening
I’d imagine it would look like a roll on deodorant."Sure thing | |||
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"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold! I know right, I did him a favour "You was the one that planted the idea | |||
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"It would help men find it" It’s that little hangy thing at the back of the throat right? | |||
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"It would help men find it Beat me to it "What kinda men you two ladies meeting? | |||
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"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold! I know right, I did him a favour
You was the one that planted the idea "I'm still not sure how it ended up in my bloody bag! | |||
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"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold! I know right, I did him a favour
You was the one that planted the idea
I'm still not sure how it ended up in my bloody bag!"Was that what you were pumping up last night?!!!?!? | |||
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"It would help men find it Beat me to it "If men can’t find the clit then why don’t women show them where it is during sex??? (chinchin) | |||
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"It would help men find it It’s that little hangy thing at the back of the throat right?" The thing that tickles your Japs eye? | |||
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"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold! I know right, I did him a favour
You was the one that planted the idea
I'm still not sure how it ended up in my bloody bag!"You little fibber you | |||
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"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold! I know right, I did him a favour
You was the one that planted the idea
I'm still not sure how it ended up in my bloody bag!
Was that what you were pumping up last night?!!!?!? "I got bored...thought I'd see what happened... | |||
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"Nah I reckon it would hurt. I like gentle And you wanted to stand on my plums in yer high heels as well "Only coz you made me do it! | |||
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"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold! I know right, I did him a favour
You was the one that planted the idea
I'm still not sure how it ended up in my bloody bag!
Was that what you were pumping up last night?!!!?!?
I got bored...thought I'd see what happened... "She tried one of her nips. I’ve seen the photo | |||
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"Nah I reckon it would hurt. I like gentle And you wanted to stand on my plums in yer high heels as well
Only coz you made me do it! "How can I make you when I was tied up? | |||
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"It would help men find it It’s that little hangy thing at the back of the throat right? The thing that tickles your Japs eye? " That’s the one, tho I lack the correct measurements to get at the Japs eye tickler. | |||
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"It would help men find it It’s that little hangy thing at the back of the throat right? The thing that tickles your Japs eye? That’s the one, tho I lack the correct measurements to get at the Japs eye tickler." You need a penis pump for that | |||
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"It would help men find it It’s that little hangy thing at the back of the throat right? The thing that tickles your Japs eye? That’s the one, tho I lack the correct measurements to get at the Japs eye tickler. You need a penis pump for that "Then I’m in the right thread after all | |||
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"If so how big d’ya think you could get it?
Love and Penis pump "I did on Saturday- you may not have noticed it went missing. That sticky stuff wasn’t cider though!! 3 inches so that’s 6 fab inches right?  | |||
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"If so how big d’ya think you could get it?
Love and Penis pump
I did on Saturday- you may not have noticed it went missing. That sticky stuff wasn’t cider though!! 3 inches so that’s 6 fab inches right? "So that’s what you were doing in the corner then? It looked like you were pulling your knickers out of your arse cheeks | |||
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"Oooo god am I really going to tell this story again ok here we go Went down the rabbit hole on porn one night Came across a interesting video whare a woman used a pussy pump on her bum hole I thought mmmm that’s something you don’t see ever day Though it would make a grate fab pic So oderd a pussy pump It came though I would try it out Ooo it worked on to good pumped it up to about 4 times the size after about 10 minutes it didn’t go back to normal I got quite scared End up have a pumped up bum hole for 16 hours had to sit on a ice pack and left quite a black and blue mark Never got pick as I was worried it was going to be a hospital job The marks can be seen in 30 November 2020 pic" Jesus H | |||
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"Oooo god am I really going to tell this story again ok here we go Went down the rabbit hole on porn one night Came across a interesting video whare a woman used a pussy pump on her bum hole I thought mmmm that’s something you don’t see ever day Though it would make a grate fab pic So oderd a pussy pump It came though I would try it out Ooo it worked on to good pumped it up to about 4 times the size after about 10 minutes it didn’t go back to normal I got quite scared End up have a pumped up bum hole for 16 hours had to sit on a ice pack and left quite a black and blue mark Never got pick as I was worried it was going to be a hospital job The marks can be seen in 30 November 2020 pic Jesus H "Funny not but not back then ha ha | |||
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"I'm glad I've got covid so I slept through this "You missed Posh getting all excited earlier | |||
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"I'm glad I've got covid so I slept through this
You missed Posh getting all excited earlier "I've experienced that phenomena. It's not for the faint hearted | |||
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