FabSwingers.com forum: A sign your getting old

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I coughed quite hard over the weekend and seem to have pulled a muscle in my side and back in doing so...I'm no spring chicken anymore ...lol

What injury have you had caused by the strangest action?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

When my sciatica flared I had to sneeze pressed against something or my hip would spasm painfully

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Having to get a job

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body breaking down and giving up on me isn’t really a concern, I’m fairly certain I’ll die young.

Injuries though, that’s another matter, rarely a day without aches and pains.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Morning all.. Well past Injuries and surgeries are a reminder of age...however clearly slept in a draft, and on my front over night and boy does my (Nilly) neck hurt today

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Less and less people who remember the world before colour was invented.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Less and less people who remember the world before colour was invented. "

Yes but how have you injured yourself ?...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Mr sneezed and pulled a muscle in his neck. He wasn't impressed when I found it so hilarious

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr sneezed and pulled a muscle in his neck. He wasn't impressed when I found it so hilarious

I sympathize with your Mr ...( Whilst having a cheeky snigger

)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making a noise as i sit down..or get up..lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had a bad shoulder for a week. I don’t know how or why?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andDeeCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

Had a wild marathon sex session a couple of days ago. My thigh and stomach muscles still ache.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

Having to think about an advance strategy for putting socks on

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

A few years back I was painting the skirting board, stopped to admire my handy work, lost my balance, fell and landed forward, hard. Damaged my rotator cuff

and it’s still not right now.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a wild marathon sex session a couple of days ago. My thigh and stomach muscles still ache. "

I wish my injuries were caused by this

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few years back I was painting the skirting board, stopped to admire my handy work, lost my balance, fell and landed forward, hard. Damaged my rotator cuff

and it’s still not right now."

Just had to Google rotator cuff ...everydays a school day

Hope it dosnt cause to much discomfort

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Had a wild marathon sex session a couple of days ago. My thigh and stomach muscles still ache. "

This is why I take so long between meets, I need time for my body to recover!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

I slept funny, hurt my back and couldn't put socks on for a week.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not an injury, but I’ve got up, shuffled around the bed gone down the stairs and back up again before I can walk properly these days!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not an injury, but I’ve got up, shuffled around the bed gone down the stairs and back up again before I can walk properly these days!"

I know how you feel sometimes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

I pulled the muscles in the right side of my neck putting the handbrake on a couple of weeks ago, I mean Wtaf

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Having to think about an advance strategy for putting socks on "

I have an advance strategy for putting my socks on when my back is giving me jip.

I put them on the night before, ‘cos I know there is no way I’d get them on in the morning.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

A sudden sneezing fit on the treadmill and in my efforts to stay upright I pulled something in my back.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Wait until you get really old then your aches and pains kick in with a vengeance.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Crippling myself for two weeks by trying to fix my radiators and throwing out my back

LvM

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tripped on the bottom step of a staircase at the Royal Albert Hall just under 4 weeks ago. Pulled some tendons in my foot and it looks like it will be months before the pain goes. Still limping.

Can I compliment the OP on his grammar in the title? Well done

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're kids ask "what was it like in the olden days"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

The beginning of COPD.

I shan't be here too much longer.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

Spent a morning splitting logs. Got to remember swinging a 4 lb axe is not a good idea at 73. Boy do my shoulders ache

Might have to use a lighter one.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

When you go to more funerals than weddings

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a thing about my hands.. they are just starting to look old (as in my skin)

Nikki x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

A pain in my hip

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I can remember the BBC light programs on the radio, before radio 1 existed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had a coughing fit in my car and cracked a rib

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

You know your getting old when you're outside everybody's age range on fab.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Spent a morning splitting logs. Got to remember swinging a 4 lb axe is not a good idea at 73. Boy do my shoulders ache

Might have to use a lighter one."

If it's lighter, won't you have to swing it faster to get the same effect?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Pulled cupboard door onto my forehead.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The barber starts trimming your ears , nose and eye brows lmfao

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aramel.desiresMan
over a year ago

London

Long handle shoe horn by the front door. !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

When you start thinking there’s no new music and think that the music you listened to when you were younger was the best!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beard is grey unless I bother dying it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

While I had Covid I played a new game on my phone a lot, as I was too weak to do much.

I got rsi in my elbow and bunched muscles. The pain was so bad I couldn't pick up a cup of tea. It's just starting to ease up now.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My plums hit the toilet water when I go for a No:2

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to lay and rest after i wake up in the morning because its like my body is 5 mins behind my mind.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding it really hard to get up off the floor

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finding it really hard to get up off the floor

Would it help if I untied you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turning over in bed I ruptured the fat in my stomach. Ow!!!!

Fell over spraining my ankle on a flat surface just walking.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve had a coughing fit in my car and cracked a rib

I wonder if that's what I've done

I'm on pain killers for the discomfort it's causing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My left elbow is still painful from tweaking it whilst picking a my steering lock out of my car’s passenger footwell about a month ago.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I can no longer do the splits

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread