FabSwingers.com forum: Wank Tax

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You pay 10 pence per Wank each Monday for the previous week .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I owe 50 pence

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Who pays the tax if you wanked them off? Do they or you?

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

This isn't going to be backdated is it? Otherwise I would owe thousands if that's the case lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I owe 0p.

Result.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only 7am and I owe 70p for this week already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£16445.50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You pay 10 pence per Wank each Monday for the previous week ."

I’m now skint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be declaring myself bankrupt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't give them ideas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who pays the tax if you wanked them off? Do they or you? "
. Now that’s a Tax dodge speak with your accountant

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Truro

Let me speak toy Tory politician mates - if there's a loophole they'll know about it!

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

"Who pays the tax if you wanked them off? Do they or you? "

Works a bit like national insurance. The wankee pays in full, while the wanker makes a smaller contribution

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

0p for me.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Who's the tax officer that is going to be 'checking the meter', as it were?

...because that sounds like a cool job, I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who pays the tax if you wanked them off? Do they or you?

Works a bit like national insurance. The wankee pays in full, while the wanker makes a smaller contribution

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. How long have you been working for the wank office I’m looking forward to my retirement on a full salary pension soon

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Is there any way to apply for a tax rebate? A tax... masturebate?

LvM

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"£16445.50"

There is always one or two you may need to abandon. It happens to everyone.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Is there any way to apply for a tax rebate? A tax... masturebate?

LvM"

You can dodge it if you pay taxes in the Virgin Islands

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Taxation is theft.

I'd go to jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't we claim it as Buisness expense?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who pays the tax if you wanked them off? Do they or you?

Works a bit like national insurance. The wankee pays in full, while the wanker makes a smaller contribution

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. How long have you been working for the wank office I’m looking forward to my retirement on a full salary pension soon

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Is there any way to apply for a tax rebate? A tax... masturebate?

LvM

You can dodge it if you pay taxes in the Virgin Islands"

Seems a long way to go for a wank

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It looks like there might be something in the budget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put on a credit card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shush you’re given the government think tanks ideas

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Fuck knows. Is there not a PAYW system so I dont have to keep track myself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I alone in getting bored with wanking? I can't even be bothered these days. Sex drive is still just as healthy, just don't feel the urge to rub one out these days.

Just makes me kind of disappointed that this is all I have to look forward to haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Off for a wank now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez I'd be skint by the end of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the school holidays. No privacy = no wanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone know of any loopholes?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm like one of those big corporations that Boris likes so much.

Zero tax

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By * U mineMan
over a year ago

Fun

I paid the lady a lot.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Anyone know of any loopholes?"

Fuck a hole in a pillow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've calculated I'm due a tax refund.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll offset it to the tax man as a monthly gym membership. 30/40 quid should do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’m screwed… can I get a tab going

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I owe 30p in the last 24 hours

I really need a hobby

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

I've been flushing the tissues down the toilet so it's all in an offshore account now.

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

If you are a squillionare, would you pay 1p tax instead? For the year.

Just having a word with my mate Rishi….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a reminder as tomorrow is a bank holiday your tax is still due

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Anyone know of any loopholes?"

Subs don't have to pay because (drum roll).........................................................................................................................they're non doms.

*I'll get my coat.

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