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Any Swedish men on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd really like to have a go with one.

Must like fat birds with big tits.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What if he comes flat packed and you have to put him together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but im wicked at putting up flat pack and i make mean meatballs, so im almost swedish

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Can we give him the boink test

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

LMAO .. love it.. I also love ur pink Bum .. hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if he comes flat packed and you have to put him together?"

That's fine, I'm female so I can read instructions and I have a selection of allen keys here. And failing that, a large "persuader" (technical name for a hammer, for the uninitiated).

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Can we give him the boink test "

But without the machine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but im wicked at putting up flat pack and i make mean meatballs, so im almost swedish "

I'll keep you in reserve then, in case of no offers with a higher Swedish quotient.

(I'm sticking with charm school drop-out replies, so as not to skew the test results).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if he comes flat packed and you have to put him together?

That's fine, I'm female so I can read instructions and I have a selection of allen keys here. And failing that, a large "persuader" (technical name for a hammer, for the uninitiated)."

mmmm a lady with tools, you are getting me so hot right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we give him the boink test "

That's more or less what I was intending, yes. If he survives me maybe a group test would be in order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but im wicked at putting up flat pack and i make mean meatballs, so im almost swedish

I'll keep you in reserve then, in case of no offers with a higher Swedish quotient.

(I'm sticking with charm school drop-out replies, so as not to skew the test results)."

so changing my name to sven and driving a saab won't help my chances then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if he comes flat packed and you have to put him together?

That's fine, I'm female so I can read instructions and I have a selection of allen keys here. And failing that, a large "persuader" (technical name for a hammer, for the uninitiated).

mmmm a lady with tools, you are getting me so hot right now "

Invicunky has dibs on seeing my axe collection but you can go second if you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if he comes flat packed and you have to put him together?

That's fine, I'm female so I can read instructions and I have a selection of allen keys here. And failing that, a large "persuader" (technical name for a hammer, for the uninitiated).

mmmm a lady with tools, you are getting me so hot right now

Invicunky has dibs on seeing my axe collection but you can go second if you like."

Yay

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What if he comes flat packed and you have to put him together?

That's fine, I'm female so I can read instructions and I have a selection of allen keys here. And failing that, a large "persuader" (technical name for a hammer, for the uninitiated).

mmmm a lady with tools, you are getting me so hot right now

Invicunky has dibs on seeing my axe collection but you can go second if you like."

Kinky, only you could make Invictus and Funky Monkey sound stranger than he/they are!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if he comes flat packed and you have to put him together?

That's fine, I'm female so I can read instructions and I have a selection of allen keys here. And failing that, a large "persuader" (technical name for a hammer, for the uninitiated).

mmmm a lady with tools, you are getting me so hot right now

Invicunky has dibs on seeing my axe collection but you can go second if you like.

Kinky, only you could make Invictus and Funky Monkey sound stranger than he/they are!"

It's just one of a range of skills I possess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Swedish men where art thou?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"What if he comes flat packed and you have to put him together?

That's fine, I'm female so I can read instructions and I have a selection of allen keys here. And failing that, a large "persuader" (technical name for a hammer, for the uninitiated).

mmmm a lady with tools, you are getting me so hot right now

Invicunky has dibs on seeing my axe collection but you can go second if you like.

Kinky, only you could make Invictus and Funky Monkey sound stranger than he/they are!"

Oi! I resemble that remark!

...anyway, can't stop. I have a blown dilashion crystal I need to locate before the next plasma surge otherwise my probe will get singed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jag älskar damer med stora bröst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who gave you Allen's keys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See de moofin? Und here mit de boome shooten!"

I'll hook you up with the chef off the Muppets

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Jag älskar damer med stora bröst"

So do I. But small ones are nice too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invictus you are a man after my own heart sir !!

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