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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I have struck gold!

I have been contacted by a gorgeous couple. When I say couple, I mean the lady from the couple. Her pics are gorgeous, almost good enough to have come straight from a porn site!

Anyway, she really wants me to have sexy time with her and her husband. Oddly there are no pics of him on the profile.

She says it would really turn her on for me to meet hubby first on his own, and for him to bring her back photos/videos of the meet.

She'd love to chat on the phone, but no signal where she is. I can phone hubby though, he has signal.

Apparent he is in my area right now and if I meet him alone tonight, I can have a threesome with them next weekend.

This has got to be my lucky day don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's pretending it's her to get his cock sucked

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Sounds a tad suspect of been just a guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds a tad suspect of been just a guy

No!

I have seen pictures.

And she was really keen to talk on the phone! It was just the signal issue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's pretending it's her to get his cock sucked "

Who the fuck would do that?

It was her!

She's really sexy

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

I believe every word she says

She wouldn't tell fibs would she?

Ladies don't tell fibs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What could go wrong? You lucky swine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's pretending it's her to get his cock sucked

Who the fuck would do that?

It was her!

She's really sexy"

Keep believing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's pretending it's her to get his cock sucked

Who the fuck would do that?

It was her!

She's really sexy"

It’s really not

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Sounds like the one I had that wanted me to meet her husband at his hotel as a birthday surprise, I ruined his birthday obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm talking bollocks yet again I'll fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I believe every word she says

She wouldn't tell fibs would she?

Ladies don't tell fibs!

Xx"

That's what I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol sarcasm really does get lost on the internet aye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like the one I had that wanted me to meet her husband at his hotel as a birthday surprise, I ruined his birthday obviously

Wow ... what a coincidence.

I get a hot threesome next weekend. All I have to do is suck her husband off and let him video it. Its easy!

She said it would really turn her on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What could go wrong? You lucky swine!

I know right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like the one I had that wanted me to meet her husband at his hotel as a birthday surprise, I ruined his birthday obviously

Selfish. Get in the bin! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x"

Seriously?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x"

Nah. You are just jealous.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Some people's sarcasm detectors are not sensitive enough . . . . . .

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

don't blow it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x

Nah. You are just jealous.

No I'm not. I just find it strange that she's saying she's got no signal and yet she can get on the internet no problem. Also no pics of her husband on the profile? Two red flags right away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x"

Thank you for your concern x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x

Nah. You are just jealous.

No I'm not. I just find it strange that she's saying she's got no signal and yet she can get on the internet no problem. Also no pics of her husband on the profile? Two red flags right away

Yup .... if its too good to be true .....

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

You lucky person I never get offers like that. I would go for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x

Nah. You are just jealous.

No I'm not. I just find it strange that she's saying she's got no signal and yet she can get on the internet no problem. Also no pics of her husband on the profile? Two red flags right away

Yup .... if its too good to be true ....."

Fingers crossed it works out for you though x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You lucky person I never get offers like that. I would go for it.

Its like all my dreams come true. I am so excited.

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x

Nah. You are just jealous.

No I'm not. I just find it strange that she's saying she's got no signal and yet she can get on the internet no problem. Also no pics of her husband on the profile? Two red flags right away

Yup .... if its too good to be true ....."

No one would lie to you Jennie. You’d damn those sinners into oblivion. I say it’s 100% legit.

Ps, let me know if his (sorry, their) tactics work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x

Nah. You are just jealous.

No I'm not. I just find it strange that she's saying she's got no signal and yet she can get on the internet no problem. Also no pics of her husband on the profile? Two red flags right away

Yup .... if its too good to be true .....

No one would lie to you Jennie. You’d damn those sinners into oblivion. I say it’s 100% legit.

Ps, let me know if his (sorry, their) tactics work. "

Tactics?

What do you mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I mean, they have no veris, but that's because they have only been on the site for a week, and we all know how hard it is to get verified!

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x

Nah. You are just jealous.

No I'm not. I just find it strange that she's saying she's got no signal and yet she can get on the internet no problem. Also no pics of her husband on the profile? Two red flags right away

Yup .... if its too good to be true .....

No one would lie to you Jennie. You’d damn those sinners into oblivion. I say it’s 100% legit.

Ps, let me know if his (sorry, their) tactics work.

Tactics?

What do you mean?"

Shit, sorry, if his (fuck! their) APPROACH works.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Go with your heart Jenni I'm sure

They are totally genuine.

Its only other people here that get faked and catfish or some spotty

Youth sat behind a phone somewhere getting of at takeing the

Piss.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I mean, they have no veris, but that's because they have only been on the site for a week, and we all know how hard it is to get verified!"

At least they didn’t forget their log in details so had to get a new profile

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go with your heart Jenni I'm sure

They are totally genuine.

Its only other people here that get faked and catfish or some spotty

Youth sat behind a phone somewhere getting of at takeing the

Piss."

Yeah.

Who'd try to dupe me?

My profile says 'no timewasters'

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's your lucky day! Go for it!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

While your with them ask if they like to take part in my survey

What's their favorite Easter Egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean, they have no veris, but that's because they have only been on the site for a week, and we all know how hard it is to get verified!

At least they didn’t forget their log in details so had to get a new profile

No. They are new to this but have always fantasised about it. I'd be showing him the ropes as it were, then when he goes home it will really turn her on when he tells her what happened.

Sounds reasonable!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"You lucky person I never get offers like that. I would go for it.

Its like all my dreams come true. I am so excited. "

I bet there a reason why their know pic's of him. I bet he got cock that make your mouth water. I'm getting excited here just thinking about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's your lucky day! Go for it!

I feel blessed.

Shall I suggest she contacts you too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You lucky person I never get offers like that. I would go for it.

Its like all my dreams come true. I am so excited.

I bet there a reason why their know pic's of him. I bet he got cock that make your mouth water. I'm getting excited here just thinking about it."

All.i have to do is tell her my address and I will find out!

I think I am in love already.

This could be the one. A long term FB relationship!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

You should drop your knickers immediately. Or open your mouth. Whichever turns HER on the most. Obviously...

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

You defenatly seam to be on a winner its so meaninful. When

You can make a long term connection your so lucky .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should drop your knickers immediately. Or open your mouth. Whichever turns HER on the most. Obviously...

She's really up for meeting me next weekend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg your onto a winner there

Shame they had such a bad signal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I got the impression that she wants her hubby to take a pair of my worn panties back to her. That gets her really horny. She told me so

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"You should drop your knickers immediately. Or open your mouth. Whichever turns HER on the most. Obviously...

She's really up for meeting me next weekend!"

Look forward to hearing all about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg your onto a winner there

Shame they had such a bad signal

It happens though, doesn't it?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Omg your onto a winner there

Shame they had such a bad signal

Its more that likely its just a mast

Down they soon fix it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh no.

I got a really stroppy message from her! She has seen this thread, and thinks I am taking the piss.

Apparent I am an ugly f*got c*cksucker, and they have blocked me.

Shit.

Fuck my luck.

It seems I am free tonight now.

FAF anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds suspicious

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Oh it happens to the best of us lovely, if you stay on I’m sure someone will offer you the best night ever.

Sorry for your disappointment x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds suspicious "

Which bit?

Surely not the ugly f*got c*cksucker bit?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh it happens to the best of us lovely, if you stay on I’m sure someone will offer you the best night ever.

Sorry for your disappointment x"

Dammit.

Blown it.

Or not as the case would seem to be!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words"

You really think so?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Sadly this place is full of dispointment. I high hope for this for you but i suppose its for the best because if you were going to

Be busy next weekend you miss church .

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Oh it happens to the best of us lovely, if you stay on I’m sure someone will offer you the best night ever.

Sorry for your disappointment x

Dammit.

Blown it.

Or not as the case would seem to be!"

Shame you can’t name names as I’m sure someone wouldn’t hesitate to help them out

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words

You really think so?"

I bet she's lady wanking right now.

Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words

You really think so?

I bet she's lady wanking right now.

Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy."

Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words

You really think so?

I bet she's lady wanking right now.

Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.

Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!"

Stupid Jennie

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You should drop your knickers immediately. Or open your mouth. Whichever turns HER on the most. Obviously...

She's really up for meeting me next weekend!"

Get your diary out then, get it written down in big capital letters!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should drop your knickers immediately. Or open your mouth. Whichever turns HER on the most. Obviously...

She's really up for meeting me next weekend!

Get your diary out then, get it written down in big capital letters!"

Its off now.

I blew it!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words

You really think so?

I bet she's lady wanking right now.

Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.

Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!"

No, no, not at all!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You should drop your knickers immediately. Or open your mouth. Whichever turns HER on the most. Obviously...

She's really up for meeting me next weekend!

Get your diary out then, get it written down in big capital letters!

Its off now.

I blew it!"

Oh no!

to Jennie's weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words

You really think so?

I bet she's lady wanking right now.

Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.

Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!

No, no, not at all!"

No its too late.

I have ruined everything.

Why oh why did I post this stupid thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emmm that one tops my one ha ha

Had a couple contact me for a jam sandwich

day off everything fine

Meet time a guy turns up turns out wife got called in to work

But he thought it would be better to no cancel and turn up anyway

Glad it was hotel room he got sent on his way

And I grab some random insta shag to save the night

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words

You really think so?

I bet she's lady wanking right now.

Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.

Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!

No, no, not at all!

No its too late.

I have ruined everything.

Why oh why did I post this stupid thread?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words

You really think so?

I bet she's lady wanking right now.

Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.

Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!

No, no, not at all!

No its too late.

I have ruined everything.

Why oh why did I post this stupid thread?

I think I might need a sympathy fuck now!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words

You really think so?

I bet she's lady wanking right now.

Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.

Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!

No, no, not at all!

No its too late.

I have ruined everything.

Why oh why did I post this stupid thread?

I think I might need a sympathy fuck now!"

Taxi!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words

You really think so?

I bet she's lady wanking right now.

Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.

Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!

No, no, not at all!

No its too late.

I have ruined everything.

Why oh why did I post this stupid thread?

I think I might need a sympathy fuck now!

Taxi!"

Yesssss.

(Note to self. Post the same thread next week)

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words

You really think so?

I bet she's lady wanking right now.

Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.

Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!

No, no, not at all!

No its too late.

I have ruined everything.

Why oh why did I post this stupid thread?

I think I might need a sympathy fuck now!

Taxi!

Yesssss.

(Note to self. Post the same thread next week)"

Should I come over as well? We can have a real hot threesome, as long as Swing brings her big spikey strapon...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Sounds a tad suspect of been just a guy

No!

I have seen pictures.

And she was really keen to talk on the phone! It was just the signal issue."

Did you actually hear her speaking to you? If you didn't, I wouldn't rely on photos if I were you. I really recommend you have an actual conversation with her. It does sound a bit fishy to me. I hope I'm wrong, and I might be, but it just sounds like exactly what a dishonest person might do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words

You really think so?

I bet she's lady wanking right now.

Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.

Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!

No, no, not at all!

No its too late.

I have ruined everything.

Why oh why did I post this stupid thread?

I think I might need a sympathy fuck now!

Taxi!

Yesssss.

(Note to self. Post the same thread next week)

Should I come over as well? We can have a real hot threesome, as long as Swing brings her big spikey strapon..."

She never arrived.

Another fucking fantasist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds a tad suspect of been just a guy

No!

I have seen pictures.

And she was really keen to talk on the phone! It was just the signal issue.

Oh it was fishy from the start!

This thread is pure irony!

Thank you for your concern xx Bless you.

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