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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

…. in her profile that she “doesn’t meet after one message, so stop asking”….. do you think there’s a slim chance she’d meet after, say, 2 messages? 5 at a stretch? Time is short. Etc.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I think she’d actually meet for a packet of pork scratchings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask Bob Dorough.

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

It means she wants you to don your stalker cap, turn up at her house and ravage her

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ask if she'd prefer a text

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask if she'd prefer a text "

Chargeable at premium rates too?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Ask if she'd prefer a text

Chargeable at premium rates too? "

I expect so or just pay the site fees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her your wank will be finished shortly so there’s a small window of opportunity. Create a sense of urgency.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all about the chemistry and connection! Better make it one mother of a first message!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I like at least 6 months of to and fro message on here, then another month on Kik, then a month on WhatsApp.

Then, I might commit to something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like at least 6 months of to and fro message on here, then another month on Kik, then a month on WhatsApp.

Then, I might commit to something. "

It’s the way forward. Albeit slowly

KIK though?! Have you seen the ads these days? It. It can get in the bin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message 1: hi

Message 2: faf?

Send within ten seconds of each other.

Gold dust.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

It depends what you write in the message!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"Message 1: hi

Message 2: faf?

Send within ten seconds of each other.

Gold dust. "

Was gonna suggest this, with the wuu2 variant for message 1 if the laydee is online at that point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She means of1 message from a guy but she can expect it in 1 message tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like at least 6 months of to and fro message on here, then another month on Kik, then a month on WhatsApp.

Then, I might commit to something. "

6 months ? That fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"…. in her profile that she “doesn’t meet after one message, so stop asking”….. do you think there’s a slim chance she’d meet after, say, 2 messages? 5 at a stretch? Time is short. Etc.

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If she has that written on her profile she either A..wants to get to know the person ..or B ..wants to get to know the person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing is half the women on here don’t understand that most men are crap at writing and it the way they read it for example if it’s written in capitals it comes across as angry it’s like the German accent they always sound angry but the women are spoiled for choice on here and off line don’t get half the attention where a bloke will use his charm in a club face to face instead of relying on is writing but Christ there is some stuck up cows on here I try and block first coz I know it will piss them off

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ahhh…I was so worried this place had changed in the years I’ve been away. I can sleep soundly now I know my fears are groundless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message 1: hi

Message 2: faf?

Send within ten seconds of each other.

Gold dust. "

Follow that with a 3rd message saying ???????? and you are golden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ain’t going balls deep after 1 message. You’re not doing it right.

Fab? Completed it mate.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"The thing is half the women on here don’t understand that most men are crap at writing and it the way they read it for example if it’s written in capitals it comes across as angry it’s like the German accent they always sound angry but the women are spoiled for choice on here and off line don’t get half the attention where a bloke will use his charm in a club face to face instead of relying on is writing but Christ there is some stuck up cows on here I try and block first coz I know it will piss them off "

And you didn’t even pause for breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like at least 6 months of to and fro message on here, then another month on Kik, then a month on WhatsApp.

Then, I might commit to something. "

Bit soon for me but I bet you’re worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can’t get a zoomed in clunge pic after a single paragraph then this isn’t the place for you.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We commended someone on their first message as it was lighthearted and original.

He wasn’t for us but we said that it was a good first message.

Then a week later we got the exact same message from him, word for word…

The originality was shot down…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thing is half the women on here don’t understand that most men are crap at writing and it the way they read it for example if it’s written in capitals it comes across as angry it’s like the German accent they always sound angry but the women are spoiled for choice on here and off line don’t get half the attention where a bloke will use his charm in a club face to face instead of relying on is writing but Christ there is some stuck up cows on here I try and block first coz I know it will piss them off "

You've got 5 verifications from those stuck up cows. Newest a few months ago. What more do you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thing is half the women on here don’t understand that most men are crap at writing and it the way they read it for example if it’s written in capitals it comes across as angry it’s like the German accent they always sound angry but the women are spoiled for choice on here and off line don’t get half the attention where a bloke will use his charm in a club face to face instead of relying on is writing but Christ there is some stuck up cows on here I try and block first coz I know it will piss them off "

Got rejected lately by any chance??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thing is half the women on here don’t understand that most men are crap at writing and it the way they read it for example if it’s written in capitals it comes across as angry it’s like the German accent they always sound angry but the women are spoiled for choice on here and off line don’t get half the attention where a bloke will use his charm in a club face to face instead of relying on is writing but Christ there is some stuck up cows on here I try and block first coz I know it will piss them off "
show me the cows i need milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Milks off

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such a waste

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Optimism is rife on Fab! I get plenty of messages asking to meet and my profile even says I’m not meeting

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"The thing is half the women on here don’t understand that most men are crap at writing and it the way they read it for example if it’s written in capitals it comes across as angry it’s like the German accent they always sound angry but the women are spoiled for choice on here and off line don’t get half the attention where a bloke will use his charm in a club face to face instead of relying on is writing but Christ there is some stuck up cows on here I try and block first coz I know it will piss them off "

"Stuck up cows" are those the ones that don't jump to a message of "meet now" or "let's fuck"?????

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By *urvybeckiWoman
over a year ago

Enfield

One message?? You mean others take that many to drop their knickers

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

Some ladies want more lengthy correspondence, others are after a longer cock.

I can write, I have an imagination and a pretty wide vocabulary. I can’t add an inch to my cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thing is half the women on here don’t understand that most men are crap at writing and it the way they read it for example if it’s written in capitals it comes across as angry it’s like the German accent they always sound angry but the women are spoiled for choice on here and off line don’t get half the attention where a bloke will use his charm in a club face to face instead of relying on is writing but Christ there is some stuck up cows on here I try and block first coz I know it will piss them off "

You can block this stuck up cow. It won't piss me off at all.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

She might meet after the first message o/p so make it count! First impressions last as the saying goes...good luck!

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