FabSwingers.com forum: How do you eat a Cadburys creame egg

By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without the a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Without the a

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I like the lick the centre

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

First bite, half gone. Lick the middle for a bit. Second bite, all gone.

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"I like the lick the centre

U gotta show us

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Down in 1 , no messing around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nibble the top off, lick /suck out the insides then the shell goes down in one

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I had one this morning - tried to be seductive but didn’t work out for me

bite the top, lick the middle bit….. in reality I just shoved it down in two bites!!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Bite the top off and get my tongue in as deep as I can, lick and then suck out all the cream

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Bite the top off then dip a twirl bar in the middle mmmmm

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Like a Mars bar party lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fried in a floury bap.

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By *hickdickmickMan
over a year ago

South West

Same way I would eat anything with a hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In one

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

I dont, too sweet, they give me the boak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Break top off with spoon , dash of salt then dip my toasted soldiers in

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I don't they are awful....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Down in 1 , no messing around

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep fried, then using a knife and fork.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Not a fan of them .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun with food I'd say.... I'd bite the top off the creme egg and dip a fella's "soldier" into it then lick and clean the fondant off his manhood

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Poached.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Str from a hot arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a pussy…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite the top off. Suck the inside out, shove the rest in my gob…

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I don't horrible sickly sweet things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get saucepan , fill with water ,when boiling pop in egg for 2 mins , pour out water then........... where the fucks the egg gone?

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By *reasyontheeyesMan
over a year ago

out in the sticks

Chuck it straight in the bin.

Disgusting things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick it up an fanny until it melts and oozes out

Obvious joke but bet someone does it

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

In one. Crack it open in my mouth and tongue out the sweet creamy goodness.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Tonic bites off the top, licks the centre out and nibbles the edges of the empty egg until gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite the top of then tongue in to get the filling out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t they’re vile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up the bum.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I like to suck them until I’m through to the fondant!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

In a mcflurry.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

The way my parents taught me to eat.

Take small bites and chew thoroughly before swallowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dip it in my tea, and give it a good suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite the top off, lick it and then devour it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nibble the top off and then two big bites

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Bite the top off, lick it and then devour it

Creme eggs, they're still talking eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bite the top off, lick it and then devour it

Creme eggs, they're still talking eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck it

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By *orthernDeviantMan
over a year ago

bolton

Alone. It is not something you share.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

There's a lot of biting and sucking going on here.

Can anyone take it in one go in their mouth

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"There's a lot of biting and sucking going on here.

Can anyone take it in one go in their mouth

Some things just aren't meant to be rushed like that

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"There's a lot of biting and sucking going on here.

Can anyone take it in one go in their mouth

I’d need a someone standing by to Heimlich me!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"There's a lot of biting and sucking going on here.

Can anyone take it in one go in their mouth

Some things just aren't meant to be rushed like that

Has anyone seen the mint ones this year?

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

"I like the lick the centre

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same here x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"There's a lot of biting and sucking going on here.

Can anyone take it in one go in their mouth

I’d need a someone standing by to Heimlich me!

Worth the taste

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By *ynda1978Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Liverpool

Bite the top off, lick the middle out then eat the rest in one go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite then suck!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Remove the wrapper and chuck it in the bin.

I'm not a fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite the top off,lick out some of the center,nibble away some more of the chocolate,lick out the rest of the center then pop the rest in my mouth.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Remove the wrapper and chuck it in the bin.

I'm not a fan"

Harsh.....especially with all the sucking and biting going off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donate it or swap it for a bag of mini eggs

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't.

The caramel egg on the other hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remove the wrapper and chuck it in the bin.

I'm not a fan"
why remove the wrapper

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Nibble the top off, lick /suck out the insides then the shell goes down in one

Exactly how I eat mine ,,,,, oh and I like tik took leggings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunny side up.

Or massaged until warm and it forms a sweet liquid and then sucked through a straw

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Remove the wrapper and chuck it in the bin.

I'm not a fanwhy remove the wrapper

Wrapper for the recycling bin

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Now if ever a thread was relevant...

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I generally don't.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Now if ever a thread was relevant...

Are you searching for old easter threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t anymore.

Not after reading what people do with them.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Now if ever a thread was relevant...

Are you searching for old easter threads "

Haha I was on the hunt for chocolate ... but there's a thought

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Bite the tip off, then get your tongue in and scoop out the goo. Then put the empty shell on your tongue and suck it until it melts.

I’m such a child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the boring one , I dont eat chocolate, give me somethink savoury any day

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I like to leave it in my chest to melt and run over my body, then invite K to lick it off all sexy like. Then she tells me that she doesn't actually like creme eggs and that I look ridiculous... what I'm getting at is, does anyone want some slightly melted creme egg?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also bite the top off, lick out the cream and then eat the shell

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By *ack Genuine BullMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

A Cadburys Creme Egg??

ive got one in my fridge,

Been there about 3 years now.

I havent got a sweet tooth, and it never occurs to me to unwrap and eat it!

So there it sits, unwanted and unloved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In one go

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