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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why are you so shit?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Because theres only the floor to sit on

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I am sure you will find a good one soon. Patience and good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned from the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all men Jonny, some have their uses like fixing shit and doing manly man things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?"

No I think it's just you.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Men aren't shit. They're really handy for opening jam jars

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Speak for yourself OP

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Men aren't shit. They're really handy for opening jam jars "

I forget which leg is jam and which one is jars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironic that I am writing this but - not all men.

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I blame the parents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?"

?

Anyway, I can’t play snooker as well as I can pool. If that’s what you are asking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ironic that I am writing this but - not all men. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DNA, can't be helped.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Men aren't shit. They're really handy for opening jam jars

I forget which leg is jam and which one is jars?"

Right is jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?

No I think it's just you. "

Sounds suspiciously like something a shit man would say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Speak for yourself OP "

Well, then it would have been “we” not “you”.

I’m exempt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am sure you will find a good one soon. Patience and good luck"

Hope springs eternal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I blame the parents "

One of them would be female….

So it’s 50% womens fault that men are shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not shit im too lazy to be shit

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"I blame the parents

One of them would be female….

So it’s 50% womens fault that men are shit."

I think that’s a fair point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am working on it

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Ironic that I am writing this but - not all men. "

Let's get this hashtag trending. About time someone spoke up for the long-suffering men of this world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ironic that I am writing this but - not all men.

Let's get this hashtag trending. About time someone spoke up for the long-suffering men of this world! "

Hashtag YESALLMEN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ironic that I am writing this but - not all men.

Let's get this hashtag trending. About time someone spoke up for the long-suffering men of this world!

Hashtag YESALLMEN"

#notallmenareshitjust99%

That'll take off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ironic that I am writing this but - not all men.

Let's get this hashtag trending. About time someone spoke up for the long-suffering men of this world!

Hashtag YESALLMEN

#notallmenareshitjust99%

That'll take off.

"

I like this one.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Ironic that I am writing this but - not all men.

Let's get this hashtag trending. About time someone spoke up for the long-suffering men of this world!

Hashtag YESALLMEN

#notallmenareshitjust99%

That'll take off.

"

Catchy!

#ithinklonghashtagsarethebesthashtags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ironic that I am writing this but - not all men.

Let's get this hashtag trending. About time someone spoke up for the long-suffering men of this world!

Hashtag YESALLMEN

#notallmenareshitjust99%

That'll take off.

"

Yes. Might need to say percent rather than % so it can trend on twitter maybe? Or shall we just go with whatever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ironic that I am writing this but - not all men.

Let's get this hashtag trending. About time someone spoke up for the long-suffering men of this world!

Hashtag YESALLMEN

#notallmenareshitjust99%

That'll take off.

Yes. Might need to say percent rather than % so it can trend on twitter maybe? Or shall we just go with whatever? "

Let's just go with it. If we write percent that's more for men to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ironic that I am writing this but - not all men.

Let's get this hashtag trending. About time someone spoke up for the long-suffering men of this world!

Hashtag YESALLMEN

#notallmenareshitjust99%

That'll take off.

Yes. Might need to say percent rather than % so it can trend on twitter maybe? Or shall we just go with whatever?

Let's just go with it. If we write percent that's more for men to read. "

Eurgh I hate that men don’t read. But obvs we are born knowing everything by virtue of being a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve heard about this. Fuck knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ironic that I am writing this but - not all men.

Let's get this hashtag trending. About time someone spoke up for the long-suffering men of this world!

Hashtag YESALLMEN

#notallmenareshitjust99%

That'll take off.

Yes. Might need to say percent rather than % so it can trend on twitter maybe? Or shall we just go with whatever?

Let's just go with it. If we write percent that's more for men to read.

Eurgh I hate that men don’t read. But obvs we are born knowing everything by virtue of being a man. "

Kind of going against my hashtag here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ironic that I am writing this but - not all men.

Let's get this hashtag trending. About time someone spoke up for the long-suffering men of this world!

Hashtag YESALLMEN

#notallmenareshitjust99%

That'll take off.

Yes. Might need to say percent rather than % so it can trend on twitter maybe? Or shall we just go with whatever?

Let's just go with it. If we write percent that's more for men to read.

Eurgh I hate that men don’t read. But obvs we are born knowing everything by virtue of being a man.

Kind of going against my hashtag here. "

Sorry. I’m a man

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton


"Why are you so shit?"

This is the way.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Ironic that I am writing this but - not all men.

Let's get this hashtag trending. About time someone spoke up for the long-suffering men of this world!

Hashtag YESALLMEN

#notallmenareshitjust99%

That'll take off.

Yes. Might need to say percent rather than % so it can trend on twitter maybe? Or shall we just go with whatever?

Let's just go with it. If we write percent that's more for men to read.

Eurgh I hate that men don’t read. But obvs we are born knowing everything by virtue of being a man. "

Reading is for wimps, Steve, and you know it.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Cause I’m no good at the hoovering up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ironic that I am writing this but - not all men.

Let's get this hashtag trending. About time someone spoke up for the long-suffering men of this world!

Hashtag YESALLMEN

#notallmenareshitjust99%

That'll take off.

"

#putjonnyspenisinyourmouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading is for wimps, Steve, and you know it."

You want to go somewhere hard like Maidenhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I blame the parents

One of them would be female….

So it’s 50% womens fault that men are shit."

And 100% of the single mothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ironic that I am writing this but - not all men.

Let's get this hashtag trending. About time someone spoke up for the long-suffering men of this world!

Hashtag YESALLMEN

#notallmenareshitjust99%

That'll take off.

Yes. Might need to say percent rather than % so it can trend on twitter maybe? Or shall we just go with whatever?

Let's just go with it. If we write percent that's more for men to read.

Eurgh I hate that men don’t read. But obvs we are born knowing everything by virtue of being a man.

Reading is for wimps, Steve, and you know it."

And only 1% of men are wimps! 99% of us are proper men

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Why are you so shit?"

Well, the vast majority of men are, at least partly, raised by women so I guess they have to bear some responsibility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?

Well, the vast majority of men are, at least partly, raised by women so I guess they have to bear some responsibility."

Together with the dads, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?

Well, the vast majority of men are, at least partly, raised by women so I guess they have to bear some responsibility.

Together with the dads, right? "

We can’t have men thinking men are to blame for men being shit. What about all the boys that’ll grow up hating themselves? Ever think about that?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Are we including the wo's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?

Well, the vast majority of men are, at least partly, raised by women so I guess they have to bear some responsibility.

Together with the dads, right?

We can’t have men thinking men are to blame for men being shit. What about all the boys that’ll grow up hating themselves? Ever think about that? "

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?

Well, the vast majority of men are, at least partly, raised by women so I guess they have to bear some responsibility.

Together with the dads, right?

We can’t have men thinking men are to blame for men being shit. What about all the boys that’ll grow up hating themselves? Ever think about that?

What? "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?

Well, the vast majority of men are, at least partly, raised by women so I guess they have to bear some responsibility.

Together with the dads, right?

We can’t have men thinking men are to blame for men being shit. What about all the boys that’ll grow up hating themselves? Ever think about that?

What?

Exactly"

Are you having a go at me? I can't figure it out

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Not all men are, some are really nice decent human beings x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?

Well, the vast majority of men are, at least partly, raised by women so I guess they have to bear some responsibility.

Together with the dads, right?

We can’t have men thinking men are to blame for men being shit. What about all the boys that’ll grow up hating themselves? Ever think about that?

What?

Exactly

Are you having a go at me? I can't figure it out "

No! My love for you is well documented.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?

Well, the vast majority of men are, at least partly, raised by women so I guess they have to bear some responsibility.

Together with the dads, right?

We can’t have men thinking men are to blame for men being shit. What about all the boys that’ll grow up hating themselves? Ever think about that?

What?

Exactly

Are you having a go at me? I can't figure it out

No! My love for you is well documented. "

Give over! I couldn't tell what you were bothered about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?

Well, the vast majority of men are, at least partly, raised by women so I guess they have to bear some responsibility.

Together with the dads, right?

We can’t have men thinking men are to blame for men being shit. What about all the boys that’ll grow up hating themselves? Ever think about that?

What?

Exactly

Are you having a go at me? I can't figure it out

No! My love for you is well documented.

Give over! I couldn't tell what you were bothered about. "

Ask anyone in these forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being so bitter towards them is unlikely to improve their opinion of you and others. Well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Education and showing them a better way might help. Not claiming to have all the answers though pretty sure what won't work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being so bitter towards them is unlikely to improve their opinion of you and others. Well done."

Thanks.

I appreciate the praise.

I also thought it was well done.

Thanks for stopping by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve had why do men. And now why are men. I think we should do a why can’t men. Maybe tomorrow. Think everyone’s a bit tired.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"We’ve had why do men. And now why are men. I think we should do a why can’t men. Maybe tomorrow. Think everyone’s a bit tired. "

Would be a short thread, though, as men can do EVERYTHING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get shit people in all walks of life , it’s not just men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You get shit people in all walks of life , it’s not just men "

Don’t ruin it Matt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get shit people in all walks of life , it’s not just men

Don’t ruin it Matt."

Lol I’ll go back to the naughty step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cause I’m no good at the hoovering up "

Bastard!!!!!

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'd say men are more plain cowardly tbh.

You know.. taking the laziest route in political views, pretending that looking out for just themselves is nothing less than their own special evolutionary duty, buying the same length nails to hammer for both fun and work so they never have to handle change, blocking people's profiles because they are too afraid of someone cleverer seeing theirs - that kind of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?"

That's what I say to my dog when I want him to heel, but then, I do have a lisp

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"We’ve had why do men. And now why are men. I think we should do a why can’t men. Maybe tomorrow. Think everyone’s a bit tired.

Would be a short thread, though, as men can do EVERYTHING! "

Everything eh? Dare you to give birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve trained for 46 n a bit years at shit school to be this shit. It’s almost an art form.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd say men are more plain cowardly tbh.

You know.. taking the laziest route in political views, pretending that looking out for just themselves is nothing less than their own special evolutionary duty, buying the same length nails to hammer for both fun and work so they never have to handle change, blocking people's profiles because they are too afraid of someone cleverer seeing theirs - that kind of thing."

Do you think men block profiles over intelligence?

Or just maybe to stop weird attention seeking fucking losers or stalkers from looking at them?

I’d lean more towards the latter.

Guess it’s just each to their own, same as most things on here.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"We’ve had why do men. And now why are men. I think we should do a why can’t men. Maybe tomorrow. Think everyone’s a bit tired.

Would be a short thread, though, as men can do EVERYTHING!

Everything eh? Dare you to give birth "

*cough, cough* May have missed an "almost"!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say men are more plain cowardly tbh.

You know.. taking the laziest route in political views, pretending that looking out for just themselves is nothing less than their own special evolutionary duty, buying the same length nails to hammer for both fun and work so they never have to handle change, blocking people's profiles because they are too afraid of someone cleverer seeing theirs - that kind of thing."

How can you make statements like this? All men are more cowardly? I have my issues with some men but - I'd never ever make such an incredibly negative statement about 50% of the population.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I'd say men are more plain cowardly tbh.

You know.. taking the laziest route in political views, pretending that looking out for just themselves is nothing less than their own special evolutionary duty, buying the same length nails to hammer for both fun and work so they never have to handle change, blocking people's profiles because they are too afraid of someone cleverer seeing theirs - that kind of thing.

How can you make statements like this? All men are more cowardly? I have my issues with some men but - I'd never ever make such an incredibly negative statement about 50% of the population. "

--lol it was a dig at one person

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd say men are more plain cowardly tbh.

You know.. taking the laziest route in political views, pretending that looking out for just themselves is nothing less than their own special evolutionary duty, buying the same length nails to hammer for both fun and work so they never have to handle change, blocking people's profiles because they are too afraid of someone cleverer seeing theirs - that kind of thing.

How can you make statements like this? All men are more cowardly? I have my issues with some men but - I'd never ever make such an incredibly negative statement about 50% of the population. "

Obviously hurt that somebody has blocked him.

He’ll live I’m sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are only good for one thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say men are more plain cowardly tbh.

You know.. taking the laziest route in political views, pretending that looking out for just themselves is nothing less than their own special evolutionary duty, buying the same length nails to hammer for both fun and work so they never have to handle change, blocking people's profiles because they are too afraid of someone cleverer seeing theirs - that kind of thing.

How can you make statements like this? All men are more cowardly? I have my issues with some men but - I'd never ever make such an incredibly negative statement about 50% of the population.

--lol it was a dig at one person"

FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because equality only works one way obvz.

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By *illingToHelpMan
over a year ago

Oldham or South Shore

In an alternate universe someone asked; “Women, why are you so shit?”, and the internet melted from the fury of the female population.

Let’s avoid the philogyny and the double standards, eh?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

They have their uses though.

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In an alternate universe someone asked; “Women, why are you so shit?”, and the internet melted from the fury of the female population.

Let’s avoid the philogyny and the double standards, eh?"

Cool story bro.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

It's an intrinsic property of manhood

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I blame the parents "

I agree.

Most mothers spend the first 22 years of a mans life training him to be that laziest son of a bitch possible.

Then she dumps him on a girl who has always been able to always get her daddy to do anything she wants. A recipe for disaster.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Because I keep trying to finger women in Costa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I keep trying to finger women in Costa. "

Apparently it's better in Starbucks.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Because I keep trying to finger women in Costa.

Apparently it's better in Starbucks. "

*Types Starbucks into Google maps...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I keep trying to finger women in Costa.

Apparently it's better in Starbucks.

*Types Starbucks into Google maps..."

Enjoy your coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I blame the parents

I agree.

Most mothers spend the first 22 years of a mans life training him to be that laziest son of a bitch possible.

Then she dumps him on a girl who has always been able to always get her daddy to do anything she wants. A recipe for disaster. "

Are you joking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are shit!! That is why I’m going to start fucking their wives, as recompense

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"They are shit!! That is why I’m going to start fucking their wives, as recompense "

Fuck me Gerry that some beard

I thought Moses. Had come back from the dead .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are shit!! That is why I’m going to start fucking their wives, as recompense

Fuck me Gerry that some beard

I thought Moses. Had come back from the dead ."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are shit!! That is why I’m going to start fucking their wives, as recompense

Fuck me Gerry that some beard

I thought Moses. Had come back from the dead ."

I’m not taking compliments right now, you should keep your wife away from me though or she’ll be riding it

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"DNA, can't be helped.

"

... that pesky Y chromosome??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?"

Eastenders= men are shit lady’s amazing

Peaky blinders= men run this world an lady’s are to stay home an do what they’re told when they’re told

Oooooo how time’s have changed..haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are shit!! That is why I’m going to start fucking their wives, as recompense

Fuck me Gerry that some beard

I thought Moses. Had come back from the dead .

I’m not taking compliments right now, you should keep your wife away from me though or she’ll be riding it "

Gerry! What would your gerbils think?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are shit!! That is why I’m going to start fucking their wives, as recompense

Fuck me Gerry that some beard

I thought Moses. Had come back from the dead .

I’m not taking compliments right now, you should keep your wife away from me though or she’ll be riding it

Gerry! What would your gerbils think?!"

Nothing now, they’re all dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are shit!! That is why I’m going to start fucking their wives, as recompense

Fuck me Gerry that some beard

I thought Moses. Had come back from the dead .

I’m not taking compliments right now, you should keep your wife away from me though or she’ll be riding it

Gerry! What would your gerbils think?!

Nothing now, they’re all dead "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are shit!! That is why I’m going to start fucking their wives, as recompense

Fuck me Gerry that some beard

I thought Moses. Had come back from the dead .

I’m not taking compliments right now, you should keep your wife away from me though or she’ll be riding it

Gerry! What would your gerbils think?!

Nothing now, they’re all dead

"

Buy new ones??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are shit!! That is why I’m going to start fucking their wives, as recompense

Fuck me Gerry that some beard

I thought Moses. Had come back from the dead .

I’m not taking compliments right now, you should keep your wife away from me though or she’ll be riding it

Gerry! What would your gerbils think?!

Nothing now, they’re all dead

Buy new ones??"

Some things are irreplaceable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I emptied the bin today and hung the washing out. Need a nap now

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Perhaps it takes 90% brain capacity to pee standing up. There are consequences for bad aim…..

The other 10%???? Meh…

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’m not shit

I’m awesome

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton


"Why are you so shit?"

What a berk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?

What a berk. "

Berk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?

What a berk. "

Did he hit a nerve?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Why are you so shit?

What a berk.

Did he hit a nerve?

"

We had all got distracted by Gerry

Who a star .

Forgot the original question.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I blame the parents

I agree.

Most mothers spend the first 22 years of a mans life training him to be that laziest son of a bitch possible.

Then she dumps him on a girl who has always been able to always get her daddy to do anything she wants. A recipe for disaster.

Are you joking? "

There are exceptions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I blame the parents

I agree.

Most mothers spend the first 22 years of a mans life training him to be that laziest son of a bitch possible.

Then she dumps him on a girl who has always been able to always get her daddy to do anything she wants. A recipe for disaster.

Are you joking?

There are exceptions. "

So you're not joking - women are to blame if men are shit. Ok.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I'd say men are more plain cowardly tbh.

You know.. taking the laziest route in political views, pretending that looking out for just themselves is nothing less than their own special evolutionary duty, buying the same length nails to hammer for both fun and work so they never have to handle change, blocking people's profiles because they are too afraid of someone cleverer seeing theirs - that kind of thing.

How can you make statements like this? All men are more cowardly? I have my issues with some men but - I'd never ever make such an incredibly negative statement about 50% of the population.

--lol it was a dig at one person

FFS"

what a dumb fucking place this is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?"

A rapidly growing number of boys are raised by single mothers. Go ask them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you so shit?

A rapidly growing number of boys are raised by single mothers. Go ask them."

Wow. I love the way men find a way to blame women for being shit.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

So called workmates cannot be trusted or relied upon.

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