FabSwingers.com forum: Best way to make a women squirt

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies/gents help a man out here

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

Come here , two fingers in , tap or stroke the surface toward you, Lucie is a stroker , some girls are tappers though , most are stubborn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her a water pistol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure she is relaxed and comfortable, two fingers inside her curves upwards stroking her inside almost like your pushing your fingers out, you will feel her get wetter and wetter until as she orgasms and soaks you, heaven !! X

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

" most are stubborn

Approximately what per centage of women squirt ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill her bladder ?

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

They have videos online you can watch to help you learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" most are stubborn

Approximately what per centage of women squirt ?"
I think all women have the ability to squirt, depends on who is making this happen, whether they have the skills so to speak, and whether the woman wants to and is relaxed enough x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only been with a few that made me squirt. Once a guy messaged me saying he wants to make me squirt, I avoid. Too many men want to make this their main mission hammering away with two fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upside down.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Patience

It's not like she's a super soaker with a trigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you may have the wrong approach here.

If you want guaranteed squirting, there are probably sex dolls you can program to perform. Focus on pleasuring her (she'll give you feedback) and if it happens, it happens.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

My wife would get incredibly wet, and soak the bed, but I don't really remember her gushing like a fountain.

Can't say I was bothered, as we were both satisfied after intercourse

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By *alsaGuy77Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

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By *alsaGuy77Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

" most are stubborn

Approximately what per centage of women squirt ?I think all women have the ability to squirt, depends on who is making this happen, whether they have the skills so to speak, and whether the woman wants to and is relaxed enough x"

Not true. Only 10-50% can (no big study on this hence the inexact figures). And some women cannot orgasm at all, yet alone squirt.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Ladies/gents help a man out here"

Find s lady who can do it. Don't force it. If it happens, enjoy it. If it doesn't, enjoy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poke your tongue in her ear with your thumb up her bum. Every time

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Please remember that not all women like/enjoy squirting.

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

Tell her a joke just after she’s taken a sip of her drink

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Show her her energy bill.

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By *ickedwillyCouple
over a year ago

Bangor

Lick her clit and finger her at the same time

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Ladies/gents help a man out here"

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Do you mean squirting or gushing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard that I’d you stick your cock in her bum dry. A mate told me that one, ‘n he knows everything about the birds.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Some of us don't, and sticking your fingers in and blasting will gain you, being told to remove them and stop.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.

Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Some of us don't, and sticking your fingers in and blasting will gain you, being told to remove them and stop. "

This totally

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Show them my avatar. You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.

So many things to remember these days.

"Excuse me Jonny, may I have permission to suck your cock now and MAKE you cum in my mouth?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.

So many things to remember these days.

"Excuse me Jonny, may I have permission to suck your cock now and MAKE you cum in my mouth?" "

ASSAULT!!! ASSAULT!!!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Turn her upside down and pour a bottle of Coke inside her, pop a couple of Mentos up her foof, give her a shake and stand back

LvM

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Turn her upside down and pour a bottle of Coke inside her, pop a couple of Mentos up her foof, give her a shake and stand back

LvM"

Oh I'm howling and that thought. For goodness sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Upside down."

Boy you turn me

Inside out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn her upside down and pour a bottle of Coke inside her, pop a couple of Mentos up her foof, give her a shake and stand back

LvM"

Kind of want to try this now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.

So many things to remember these days.

"Excuse me Jonny, may I have permission to suck your cock now and MAKE you cum in my mouth?"

ASSAULT!!! ASSAULT!!!"

I asked first!!! Ffs.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.

I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.

But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please remember that not all women like/enjoy squirting. "

It's a straight block when guys message me saying they want to make me squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.

Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent.

That's not really how it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every woman is different. I’ve had some men claim they will be able to make me squirt and they fail. Others do it without even really trying. It’s what works for that individual. But as has been said, it’s not the be all and end all. I’d much rather you give my clit attention and give me an all over body orgasm xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.

So many things to remember these days.

"Excuse me Jonny, may I have permission to suck your cock now and MAKE you cum in my mouth?"

ASSAULT!!! ASSAULT!!!

I asked first!!! Ffs. "

Oh yeah.

My bad.

Yes, yes you may.

Consent is sexy, I’ve fired you over a quick 18 page questionnaire, if you could please answer accordingly and get it back to me.

I thank you.

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By *arahsluttyireTV/TS
over a year ago

on the move

I think some guys see it as some sort of badge of honour or as a mark of their skill in bed. Obviously everyone is different and their body reacts in different ways. Not all women do it or even want to. So ignoring that whole aspect kind of points out that if someone is more concerned with making a girl squirt, they are doing it for themselves rather then the partner maybe. And we all know someone concerned about themselves more in bed then who is with them. Well, they’re gonna be shite

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Turn her upside down and pour a bottle of Coke inside her, pop a couple of Mentos up her foof, give her a shake and stand back

LvM

Kind of want to try this now. "

Happy to carry out an experiment... for science

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Turn her upside down and pour a bottle of Coke inside her, pop a couple of Mentos up her foof, give her a shake and stand back

LvM

Oh I'm howling and that thought. For goodness sake

You're welcome

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn her upside down and pour a bottle of Coke inside her, pop a couple of Mentos up her foof, give her a shake and stand back

LvM

Kind of want to try this now.

Happy to carry out an experiment... for science

LvM"

I'll bring the mentos

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Have you remembered to put her into squirt mode? Normally a small switch behind the left ear, but not all models are the same, so do check.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.

Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent.

That's not really how it works "

How does it work then?

“Please May I touch your boob”.

“Please May I kiss you”.

“Please May I penetrate you with my penis”.

The passion these days is mind blowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's not really how it works "

It's worrying if someone really thinks about consent that way.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.

I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.

But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!! "

Oh, sorry, don't you have access to the Fab Excel spreadsheet? I'll get that sorted for you, it's really handy - loads of information on proven techniques for different Fabbers

LvM

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Don't try....the harder a man tries, the less it's going to happen x

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Turn her upside down and pour a bottle of Coke inside her, pop a couple of Mentos up her foof, give her a shake and stand back

LvM

Kind of want to try this now.

Happy to carry out an experiment... for science

LvM

I'll bring the mentos "

Great, I'll bring the cock

LvM

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Turn her upside down and pour a bottle of Coke inside her, pop a couple of Mentos up her foof, give her a shake and stand back

LvM"

Some posts definitely need a "don't try this at home, folks" disclaimer.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.

I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.

But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!!

Oh, sorry, don't you have access to the Fab Excel spreadsheet? I'll get that sorted for you, it's really handy - loads of information on proven techniques for different Fabbers

LvM"

No I don’t! God damn it. I’m sure you promised me the Fab Handbook also! You’re slacking Matterhorn! No wonder I’m having a dry spell

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By *hejuggernaut86Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

"Come here , two fingers in , tap or stroke the surface toward you, Lucie is a stroker , some girls are tappers though , most are stubborn

Here here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.

Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent.

That's not really how it works "

Pardon, please explain this to an absolute idiot. Because I think you need to clear up consent.

Do I need to ask for written/verbal permission before I try to please a woman that climbed in bed with me without being coerced in anyway?

Just for the record.

Ladies - if your having sex with me, I expect you’ve given me permission to do things until you tell me not to. That’s how it works with me, I don’t ask up front for each action we may do next. It works for me

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.

I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.

But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!!

Oh, sorry, don't you have access to the Fab Excel spreadsheet? I'll get that sorted for you, it's really handy - loads of information on proven techniques for different Fabbers

LvM

No I don’t! God damn it. I’m sure you promised me the Fab Handbook also! You’re slacking Matterhorn! No wonder I’m having a dry spell

I do apologise, we'll get you pencilled in for an appointment to sort out all that Fabmin, and get you wetter than an otter's pocket again

LvM

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.

Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent.

That's not really how it works

Pardon, please explain this to an absolute idiot. Because I think you need to clear up consent.

Do I need to ask for written/verbal permission before I try to please a woman that climbed in bed with me without being coerced in anyway?

Just for the record.

It bugs me the amount of people who want to 'do' something to someone where there's no hint of consent or not.

As a woman on here, there's a lot of 'I'm going to do X or Y to you', and it's unpleasant.

So mock all you want, I'm standing by my comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies/gents help a man out here"

Give her a hose pipe. You'll be drenched

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It's a difficult question to reply to since each and every woman acts differently due to sensitivity what turns them on and what basically leaves them uncontrollable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.

Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent.

That's not really how it works

Pardon, please explain this to an absolute idiot. Because I think you need to clear up consent.

Do I need to ask for written/verbal permission before I try to please a woman that climbed in bed with me without being coerced in anyway?

Just for the record.

Just because a woman is in bed with you doesn't mean she consents to do any or every sexual act

That includes squirting

Also consent can be withdrawn at any time

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.

So many things to remember these days.

"Excuse me Jonny, may I have permission to suck your cock now and MAKE you cum in my mouth?"

ASSAULT!!! ASSAULT!!!"

You joke but some people are so wrapped up in trying to make a woman piss herself they don't listen when they say slow down, don't do that, or stop.

And they are adamant it's not piss soaking their beds.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.

I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.

But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!!

Oh, sorry, don't you have access to the Fab Excel spreadsheet? I'll get that sorted for you, it's really handy - loads of information on proven techniques for different Fabbers

LvM

No I don’t! God damn it. I’m sure you promised me the Fab Handbook also! You’re slacking Matterhorn! No wonder I’m having a dry spell

I do apologise, we'll get you pencilled in for an appointment to sort out all that Fabmin, and get you wetter than an otter's pocket again

LvM"

Oh thank you.

I look forward to getting up to speed again

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By *uffsandCropsCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.

Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent.

That's not really how it works

Pardon, please explain this to an absolute idiot. Because I think you need to clear up consent.

Do I need to ask for written/verbal permission before I try to please a woman that climbed in bed with me without being coerced in anyway?

Just for the record.

That's the way it's going now it seems

I think a few have missed the point where you would stop if she said no.

If someone continued to ask me for everything, it would ruin the moment and I'd lose interest

Her x

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By *elshhung50Man
over a year ago

caerphilly

My wife nearly bloody drowns me when she squirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are intent on making a woman squirt, given that it's not something all women enjoy - just ask her before you try. Not all women know it's something that might happen. Not all women think it's sexy. Some women are freaked out by it (raises hand).

No I don't think consent means asking about every action before you do it. But if you're finger blasting with the intent to make her squirt - she should be aware, I think.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I can squirt & I hate it.

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife nearly bloody drowns me when she squirts"

Not as bad as what she’ll do to you when she finds out you’re sending pics of her to 49 other dudes in a kik group I imagine.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"If you are intent on making a woman squirt, given that it's not something all women enjoy - just ask her before you try. Not all women know it's something that might happen. Not all women think it's sexy. Some women are freaked out by it (raises hand).

No I don't think consent means asking about every action before you do it. But if you're finger blasting with the intent to make her squirt - she should be aware, I think. "

This sounds very complicated. I either enjoy how someone is touching me, or I don't, so I'd tell them.

If a man started saying I'm doing x to you because I want y to happen, I'd find that strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone continued to ask me for everything, it would ruin the moment and I'd lose interest

Her x "

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don't think consent means asking about every action before you do it. But if you're finger blasting with the intent to make her squirt - she should be aware, I think.

This sounds very complicated. I either enjoy how someone is touching me, or I don't, so I'd tell them.

If a man started saying I'm doing x to you because I want y to happen, I'd find that strange "

How is it complicated to say "do you like to squirt?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garden hose...and the right attachment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I could

Dribble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don't think consent means asking about every action before you do it. But if you're finger blasting with the intent to make her squirt - she should be aware, I think.

This sounds very complicated. I either enjoy how someone is touching me, or I don't, so I'd tell them.

If a man started saying I'm doing x to you because I want y to happen, I'd find that strange "

Ok. What I find strange is a man finger blasting away so hard it's getting weird and I open my mouth to say "not sure I like this" and I piss myself.

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over a year ago

No I don't think consent means asking about every action before you do it. But if you're finger blasting with the intent to make her squirt - she should be aware, I think.

This sounds very complicated. I either enjoy how someone is touching me, or I don't, so I'd tell them.

If a man started saying I'm doing x to you because I want y to happen, I'd find that strange

Ok. What I find strange is a man finger blasting away so hard it's getting weird and I open my mouth to say "not sure I like this" and I piss myself. "

....and someone will chime in and say "it's not piss" any time nor

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By *uffsandCropsCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

It is off putting when they ask you if you do.

It's almost like you aren't the prized person they're looking for.

I do wonder if guys realise this when they ask, how the woman feels if she doesn't?

I have wondered what it would feel like to squirt but then kind of glad I don't have to run for towels each time I fancy spontaneous sex.

I'm happy never having done it but get fed up of the constant asking you get on here

Her x

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

No I don't think consent means asking about every action before you do it. But if you're finger blasting with the intent to make her squirt - she should be aware, I think.

This sounds very complicated. I either enjoy how someone is touching me, or I don't, so I'd tell them.

If a man started saying I'm doing x to you because I want y to happen, I'd find that strange

Ok. What I find strange is a man finger blasting away so hard it's getting weird and I open my mouth to say "not sure I like this" and I piss myself. "

I find it strange that you wouldn't tell him you didn't like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please remember that not all women like/enjoy squirting. "

Thank you. And it should never be an end game.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I wonder how men would feel if they were asked "do you always cum when having sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go crazy on her clit like a DJ and hope for the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A squirt thread again

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I wonder how men would feel if they were asked "do you always cum when having sex? "

Hope rather than expectation. It's been a while

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

As if she wants to, I don't and I hate it when pe tell me they are going to make me.

Its painful and bores me.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.

I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.

But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!!

Oh, sorry, don't you have access to the Fab Excel spreadsheet? I'll get that sorted for you, it's really handy - loads of information on proven techniques for different Fabbers

LvM"

Ah, so you have access to the Sydney University vault? Good to know

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By *irtyold manMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Anser to question

Snog passionatley

Give long slow oil massage all over

Lick almost to orgasam then kiss pussy before licking again

Lick then have sex like youre life depends on it

That may make most women gush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don't think consent means asking about every action before you do it. But if you're finger blasting with the intent to make her squirt - she should be aware, I think.

This sounds very complicated. I either enjoy how someone is touching me, or I don't, so I'd tell them.

If a man started saying I'm doing x to you because I want y to happen, I'd find that strange

Ok. What I find strange is a man finger blasting away so hard it's getting weird and I open my mouth to say "not sure I like this" and I piss myself.

I find it strange that you wouldn't tell him you didn't like it"

I did tell the last man. After the first time he made me squirt because I didn't know he was going to do it. It happens quickly. He ignored me and kept going because he liked it. I see this a lot from guys here - they get a buzz from making women squirt so they do what they want.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Anser to question

Snog passionatley

Give long slow oil massage all over

Lick almost to orgasam then kiss pussy before licking again

Lick then have sex like youre life depends on it

That may make most women gush"

That’s very specific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don't think consent means asking about every action before you do it. But if you're finger blasting with the intent to make her squirt - she should be aware, I think.

This sounds very complicated. I either enjoy how someone is touching me, or I don't, so I'd tell them.

If a man started saying I'm doing x to you because I want y to happen, I'd find that strange

Ok. What I find strange is a man finger blasting away so hard it's getting weird and I open my mouth to say "not sure I like this" and I piss myself.

I find it strange that you wouldn't tell him you didn't like it

I'm not saying this for me. I'm saying this on behalf of other women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anser to question

Snog passionatley

Give long slow oil massage all over

Lick almost to orgasam then kiss pussy before licking again

Lick then have sex like youre life depends on it

That may make most women gush"

Definitely not.

The oil for one is a big no.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Tell them you're taking them shopping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I totally get what all you ladies are saying, I was in a long term relationship and we were both very adventurous, She wanted it as much as I did , yes we tried all sorts and I even caught her a few times trying on her own (she knew I was watching and what time I got in) it was an even bigger turn on for me, strapons , wands, u name it she wanted it and she got it every way possible. So yes not all women want it but id like to find someone who does enjoy it and maybe one day I'll get squirted all over even if it is piss ?? but i can certainly say im not a selfish lover i aim to please before myself thats for sure

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.

So many things to remember these days.

"Excuse me Jonny, may I have permission to suck your cock now and MAKE you cum in my mouth?" "

I do like a good retort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.

Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent.

That's not really how it works

Pardon, please explain this to an absolute idiot. Because I think you need to clear up consent.

Do I need to ask for written/verbal permission before I try to please a woman that climbed in bed with me without being coerced in anyway?

Just for the record.

It bugs me the amount of people who want to 'do' something to someone where there's no hint of consent or not.

As a woman on here, there's a lot of 'I'm going to do X or Y to you', and it's unpleasant.

So mock all you want, I'm standing by my comment. "

Yep, some sexual acts I like and some don't, anal and squirting are two of those acts, just because I'm in bed with someone does not mean that they can do what they like with my body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anser to question

Snog passionatley

Give long slow oil massage all over

Lick almost to orgasam then kiss pussy before licking again

Lick then have sex like youre life depends on it

That may make most women gush"

Nope

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Anser to question

Snog passionatley

Give long slow oil massage all over

Lick almost to orgasam then kiss pussy before licking again

Lick then have sex like youre life depends on it

That may make most women gush

That’s very specific

Just missing the timings. Step 1, snog passionately for precisely 2min 42seconds. Any more or less and it doesn't work. It's all in the Fab Manual you're being sent later by Mr Matterhorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook her dinner, stroke her hair and pretend you like her?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Anser to question

Snog passionatley

Give long slow oil massage all over

Lick almost to orgasam then kiss pussy before licking again

Lick then have sex like youre life depends on it

That may make most women gush

That’s very specific

Just missing the timings. Step 1, snog passionately for precisely 2min 42seconds. Any more or less and it doesn't work. It's all in the Fab Manual you're being sent later by Mr Matterhorn."

I honestly don’t know how I have survived fab this long without even knowing the basics! This manual is going to blow my mind!

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

" He ignored me and kept going because he liked it. "

I feel this is a completely separate and altogether different issue

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Anser to question

Snog passionatley

Give long slow oil massage all over

Lick almost to orgasam then kiss pussy before licking again

Lick then have sex like youre life depends on it

That may make most women gush

That’s very specific

Just missing the timings. Step 1, snog passionately for precisely 2min 42seconds. Any more or less and it doesn't work. It's all in the Fab Manual you're being sent later by Mr Matterhorn.

I honestly don’t know how I have survived fab this long without even knowing the basics! This manual is going to blow my mind!

It will. It's a life changer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" He ignored me and kept going because he liked it.

I feel this is a completely separate and altogether different issue "

Yep. But it's indicative of an attitude from some men than women are going to have these things done to them - "I'm gonna make you squirt". I am not saying that's what the OP meant - no problem at all that I can see. But it veers into some men just doing what they want to do in bed regardless of whether the woman is on board.

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.

I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.

But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!! "

Def leopard quote

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.

I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.

But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!!

Def leopard quote "

He knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest i thought it was piss. She just couldn’t hold it it when she cum. Arrrrr or am i wrong ..hahaha.. weak bladder maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll show you all

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By *ood Girl KatWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm going to say it probably depends on the woman?

I think I probably could but don't think I've ever been relaxed enough.

Got a friend that says he'll guarantee he'll get me to do it lol but good luck to him haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to say it probably depends on the woman?

I think I probably could but don't think I've ever been relaxed enough.

Got a friend that says he'll guarantee he'll get me to do it lol but good luck to him haha"

Got more lines than a bible’s got psalms, that fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.

Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent.

That's not really how it works

Pardon, please explain this to an absolute idiot. Because I think you need to clear up consent.

Do I need to ask for written/verbal permission before I try to please a woman that climbed in bed with me without being coerced in anyway?

Just for the record.

Wow. Yeah not surprised at this attitude at all.

No wonder I'm not meeting men off here. No clue about consent. Very worrying indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to say it probably depends on the woman?

I think I probably could but don't think I've ever been relaxed enough.

Got a friend that says he'll guarantee he'll get me to do it lol but good luck to him haha"

I think friend is just after sex

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By *ood Girl KatWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm going to say it probably depends on the woman?

I think I probably could but don't think I've ever been relaxed enough.

Got a friend that says he'll guarantee he'll get me to do it lol but good luck to him haha

I think friend is just after sex

Well duhh

we'll soon find out though

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

I’ve only ever had two women who squirted on orgasm.

The first was a shock, I was 35 but naive, she was 43 and knew exactly what she was doing. We’d spent days of a summer school week flirting with each other and on the last night she made her move.

She was only the third woman I’d had full sex with and I was eating her and suddenly her hands pulled my hair to pull my mouth against her and this tidal wave hit my face. I wasn’t sure what had happened but I figured she’d enjoyed it since her next move was to push me onto my back and ride me.

that was a fabulously erotic night and the sheets were soaked by morning.

The second was a gusher. Met her on here a while ago. She actually sent me a video of her before we met, just in case it put me off. It didn’t.

Neither of them needed any special technique, the release was just part of the orgasm.

Can you induce that specific form of release by some special method? I wouldn’t have thought so.

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

Check out our video

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I think you may have the wrong approach here.

If you want guaranteed squirting, there are probably sex dolls you can program to perform. Focus on pleasuring her (she'll give you feedback) and if it happens, it happens."

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By *oc1998Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

Rub her slowly at first. Tease her a bit before sliding two fingers in. Rub slowly at first, getting faster. Then lick her nipples and play with them in your mouth while your other hand play massages her neck. Eventually you will build up to fingering her fast while sucking her nipples and putting some force on her neck, but not too much.

Works every time for me, so try it out

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

If all fails fill her with plenty of water then wait and squeeze her Never fails

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Tell them you're taking them shopping. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.

I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.

But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!! "

Pour some sugar on me

Ooh, in the name of love

Pour some sugar on me

C'mon, fire me up

Pour your sugar on me

I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet

From my head to my feet, yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rub her slowly at first. Tease her a bit before sliding two fingers in. Rub slowly at first, getting faster. Then lick her nipples and play with them in your mouth while your other hand play massages her neck. Eventually you will build up to fingering her fast while sucking her nipples and putting some force on her neck, but not too much.

Works every time for me, so try it out

Force on her neck? What the fuck is wrong with you telling men to do this??

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By *adgetgeek69Man
over a year ago

barnsley

If she is relaxed and you are turning her on enough maybe but this is not an every time thing .

If the mood and pleasure is right then a woman may squirt but this doesn’t mean she doesn’t enjoy her orgasms if she doest squirt .

It’s all about talking and finding out what she likes and experimenting with the good things.

My best advise is never plan it . If it happens it happens .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Works every time for me, so try it out

Ahh, the old one size fits all approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some women don't squirt. They should let the man know so he doesn't waste any time fucking her. What's the point if she doesn't squirt. Useless.

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Works every time for me, so try it out

I can’t stand my neck being touch, so no it wouldn’t work

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Some women don't squirt. "

Astounding this needs pointing out. It's not you, or her, or your "technique" or equipment, or whether she's aroused enough, or whether the planets have aligned.

Lads, take a chill pill. It really isn't the Holy Grail.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Works every time for me, so try it out

Yes... all women like the same thing

This sounds uncomfortable to me and I would probably get bored and not come.

Instead of focusing on making us squirt, we would much prefer mutual pleasure taking cues from what each is finding enjoyable... at least that's my expectation...

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Some creepy-ass comments in this thread

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ask her..!!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Works every time for me, so try it out

Aww bless....poor advice but I'd expect nothing less from someone so young.

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By *uffsandCropsCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Simple thread solution.

Some women do, some don't. Some don't want to, Some do

No one way to make it happen and stop treating women like robotic objects to satisfy your egotistical cravings.

Thank you x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

All women are different. Sooner some men realise this the better. There can be no manual.

You’re welcome

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Ladies/gents help a man out here"

This always makes me laugh- porn seems to have made men believe that they need to make a woman squirt to have given her the ultimate experience- this is wrong.

Admit it- you're probably only doing it for self validation!

If a woman is enjoying herself, she doesn't need to squirt to achieve/prove this.

Personally, only 2 men have made me squirt & it was a bloody uncomfortable process.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Offer fresh cake then hope for the best

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple
over a year ago

unknown

For me Ruby I absolutely love it,I could say I'm an addicted to it lol x

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Ladies/gents help a man out here"

Buy her a vibrator! Just sayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all women do & some don't don't like doing it. I've done it a handful of times, and I've got to be completely relaxed. I hate it when a guy says I'm gonna make you.. just won't happen for me.

Mrs

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I know I can’t be the only woman who doesn’t like being finger blasted, and yet it seems to be the go-to technique for most men. My husband has never done it to me and was shocked when I told him virtually all the men I’ve met did it

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

It’s no big deal if they do or don’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just looked at a pussy once , and it went off like a new york fire hydrant .

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By *oc1998Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

Damn. Just tried to help OP, but instead get blasted. Fair enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people Should come with a health n safety notice attached, goggles n shower cap a must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step 1) when she is asleep fill up her vagina with water using a hosepipe.

Step 2) climb on top of the wardrobe and wait for her to open her eyes.

Step 3) once she's awake jump on top of her making sure to put all your weight on her belly and she will squirt all over the place.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Step 1) when she is asleep fill up her vagina with water using a hosepipe.

Step 2) climb on top of the wardrobe and wait for her to open her eyes.

Step 3) once she's awake jump on top of her making sure to put all your weight on her belly and she will squirt all over the place."

Nice to see you on top form again

LvM

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Step 1) when she is asleep fill up her vagina with water using a hosepipe.

Step 2) climb on top of the wardrobe and wait for her to open her eyes.

Step 3) once she's awake jump on top of her making sure to put all your weight on her belly and she will squirt all over the place."

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give em a supersoaker and say fire

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Poke your tongue in her ear with your thumb up her bum. Every time

Not the dredded 'wet Willy'...not sure that's good for anything?!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Offer fresh cake then hope for the best "

...why, where's the cake going?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirty cream? Comes out so fast and smooth as well

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Works every time for me, so try it out

Jesus, fella- really????

NEVER suggest to just anyone to put pressure on a woman's neck without prior permission- it can be dangerous or emotionally triggering to some

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By *uckslut888Woman
over a year ago

Loughborough

" most are stubborn

This is spot on, pardon the pun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step 1) when she is asleep fill up her vagina with water using a hosepipe.

Step 2) climb on top of the wardrobe and wait for her to open her eyes.

Step 3) once she's awake jump on top of her making sure to put all your weight on her belly and she will squirt all over the place."

Laughed way too hard at this

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

I had an ex that squirted easily just from doggie. It was the first time I’d ever experienced it and was like WTF going on

Luckily it was her bed but had to sleep in a soaking wet patch all night

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