FabSwingers.com forum: Sex with a forumite

By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

If you had to pick one forumite to have fun with who would it be ? Hippychick for me x sexy and funny !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

el presidente

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

ThatOddOne

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are too many smart sexy people on the forums for me to name just one! :D

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"If you had to pick one forumite to have fun with who would it be ? Hippychick for me x sexy and funny !"

Get her a gin to sweeten the deal. Hippy loves gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me.

And I do already.

All

The

Time

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By *ourNextAddictionMan
over a year ago

Somerset

"Awkward

Cheeky it is - first female in this sausage fest.

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"If you had to pick one forumite to have fun with who would it be ? Hippychick for me x sexy and funny !

Get her a gin to sweeten the deal. Hippy loves gin

In my dreams!!ol. But thanks for the tip !!

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Awkward

Could be I guess ! I might have to change my mind now !! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww, thanks

Ps, don’t listen to him, do not bring gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awkward

Could be I guess ! I might have to change my mind now !! Xx"

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’d pick someone whos blocked us for a truly great hate fuck experience.

May as well make it memorable.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Rex Holes. Life goals

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"I’d pick someone whos blocked us for a truly great hate fuck experience.

May as well make it memorable."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next one that’ll have me.

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Awkward

Could be I guess ! I might have to change my mind now !! Xx

Just joking xxx you are indisputably number one !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with the big penis who keeps gates.

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

Jennifer Aniston

Anyone know her nickname here?

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Aww, thanks

Ps, don’t listen to him, do not bring gin

What would you prefer? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww, thanks

Ps, don’t listen to him, do not bring gin

What would you prefer? Xxx"

Big dick

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

2 questions:

Do I have to pick just 1? If so....

Can I have 1 guy and 1 girl?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Aww, thanks

Ps, don’t listen to him, do not bring gin

What would you prefer? Xxx

Big dick "

Not a little Richard fan then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennifer Aniston

Anyone know her nickname here? "

Analjen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww, thanks

Ps, don’t listen to him, do not bring gin

What would you prefer? Xxx

Big dick "

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"2 questions:

Do I have to pick just 1? If so....

Can I have 1 guy and 1 girl?

x"
m

Greedy

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Aww, thanks

Ps, don’t listen to him, do not bring gin

What would you prefer? Xxx

Big dick "

Lol xx will average but fairly girthy do ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww, thanks

Ps, don’t listen to him, do not bring gin

What would you prefer? Xxx

Big dick

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Jokes

. Average penis all the way for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a forumite.

#JustSaying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a forumite.

#JustSaying

You’ll do Jen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww, thanks

Ps, don’t listen to him, do not bring gin

What would you prefer? Xxx

Big dick

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Jokes

. Average penis all the way for me

You’re back on the hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one with the big penis who keeps gates."

Every superwoman needs a superman here I am

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Does it count if we are already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a forumite.

#JustSaying

You’ll do Jen

Yay

*searching through all the Marmite jars*

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Aww, thanks

Ps, don’t listen to him, do not bring gin

What would you prefer? Xxx

Big dick

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Jokes

. Average penis all the way for me

I’m definitely your man then !!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Aww, thanks

Ps, don’t listen to him, do not bring gin

Bwahahahaha! I thought you’d be traveling and not see that comment

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"The one with the big penis who keeps gates."

Oh my

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"Aww, thanks

Ps, don’t listen to him, do not bring gin

What would you prefer? Xxx

Big dick

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Jokes

. Average penis all the way for me

You going Manchester social if so will see you there

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Aww, thanks

Ps, don’t listen to him, do not bring gin

What would you prefer? Xxx

Big dick

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Jokes

. Average penis all the way for me

You going Manchester social if so will see you there "

Gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my sex goals have been achieved so i dont really know anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one with the big penis who keeps gates.

Oh my

I'm gonna ride it till it chafes

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"All my sex goals have been achieved so i dont really know anymore"

Lucky you!!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"The one with the big penis who keeps gates.

Oh my

I'm gonna ride it till it chafes

Hop aboard this bucking bronco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my sex goals have been achieved so i dont really know anymore

Lucky you!!"
not really its like flying to the moon for years then suddenly having your pilots licence removed and told you can only walk up a hill but no higher its shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww, thanks

Ps, don’t listen to him, do not bring gin

What would you prefer? Xxx

Big dick

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Jokes

. Average penis all the way for me

You going Manchester social if so will see you there

Gin

I’m on a train, so plenty of time to see you being a big meanie!

NO GIN

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Goodnitegirl as we'd probably spend as much time laughing as shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NBVNHW. I'd bang her like a barn door in a hurricane.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Woody from Buzz And Woody… he’s a right stud.

Lou x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Have had sex with one regular formite x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably Juicy 2020

Already shagged Inaswingdress millions of times.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Probably Juicy 2020

Already shagged Inaswingdress millions of times.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Too many to mention on here

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Dunno...but have done and it was really good fun

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Think I did once….. one of life’s joys.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Bluebell888, sexy, sassy, fun and... Looks amazing on a carboot!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Think I did once….. one of life’s joys."

Think! Was it that good?

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Think I did once….. one of life’s joys.

Think! Was it that good?

Open to any newbies ?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

There's quite a few, can we not just organise an orgy instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jokes aside what if I’m not what they expected. Would I have to delete my account?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um probably the Saturday night fever guy!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Think I did once….. one of life’s joys.

Think! Was it that good?

Open to any newbies ?"

Nah but if I was and I did.. you'd be sure if it

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"There's quite a few, can we not just organise an orgy instead?"

Don’t forget my invite!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already fucking a forumite but I can't say who as they don't know about this profile.

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

too many too mention

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm already fucking a forumite but I can't say who as they don't know about this profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm already fucking a forumite but I can't say who as they don't know about this profile.

It's not you, don't panic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm already fucking a forumite but I can't say who as they don't know about this profile.

It's not you, don't panic.

One would hope they would notice!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

People are actually naming names for once

Naming only one? Pah. Rules are made to be broken. We've already met one, but I would happily meet Tmontana and Dangermouse

And I know for a fact my husband would gladly meet Dancer36

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"People are actually naming names for once

Naming only one? Pah. Rules are made to be broken. We've already met one, but I would happily meet Tmontana and Dangermouse

And I know for a fact my husband would gladly meet Dancer36

No one more local ? Lol xxx

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

"ThatOddOne

LvM"

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

If I’m restricted to only choosing one; Just another girl……..for the meeting of minds, as well as the bumping of uglies

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"If I’m restricted to only choosing one; Just another girl……..for the meeting of minds, as well as the bumping of uglies

She is a character!!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"If I’m restricted to only choosing one; Just another girl……..for the meeting of minds, as well as the bumping of uglies

She is a character!!"

So am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*checks to see if I am mentioned…..

Awkward…

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

There are one or two but they know who they are.

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"*checks to see if I am mentioned…..

Awkward…

Same here !! And it’s my thread !

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"If I’m restricted to only choosing one; Just another girl……..for the meeting of minds, as well as the bumping of uglies

She is a character!!

So am I

A perfect match then

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Rex Holes. Any hole's a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be the one I’m GOING to have sex with.

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"It would be the one I’m GOING to have sex with."

I imagine they are very excited

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

That guy beard from tinder and the Beard....he's a bit of a hotty that one

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Woman though I may be here a while choosing

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hmmm...

Forumite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be the one I’m GOING to have sex with.

I imagine they are very excited "

Obviously.

Me.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Been there done it....not in a hurry to do another...prefer non formites x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippychick and Cherry Onatop please.

Lady Astor

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Hmmm...

Forumite?

That's the ticket!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Couldn’t do it. Ethics….

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hmmm...

Forumite?

I’ll volunteer !!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NBVNHW. I'd bang her like a barn door in a hurricane.

Mr"

I won't say no to you

NBVN x

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Couldn’t do it. Ethics…. "

Isn’t that a county ?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Couldn’t do it. Ethics….

Isn’t that a county ?"

When is my lisp not going to be highlighted!

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Couldn’t do it. Ethics….

Isn’t that a county ?

When is my lisp not going to be highlighted!

The only way is ethics !

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Couldn’t do it. Ethics….

Isn’t that a county ?

When is my lisp not going to be highlighted!

The only way is ethics !"

Sorry I’m a “Made in Chudleigh” man myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm...

Forumite?

Oi, what's the sick face for?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Hmmm...

Forumite?

Oi, what's the sick face for?

Mr"

An accurate depiction of my feelings on such a horrid thought.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Hmmm...

Forumite?

Oi, what's the sick face for?

Mr"

Not including you though, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm...

Forumite?

Oi, what's the sick face for?

An accurate depiction of my feelings on such a horrid thought.

Shocked

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

When I have sex with a forumite, they stop being a forumite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*checks to see if I am mentioned…..

Awkward…

Same here !! And it’s my thread ! "

Haha. Reap what you sow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm...

Forumite?

Meli, PLEASE. Don’t trample on my heart like this

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I give amazing cuddles afterwards.

Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not a forumite im a bumchinian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Gatsby

whoops

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Mr Gatsby

whoops

I forgot to mention you xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sneaks in to see if I’ve been mentioned*

Ah, I mustn’t have met the entry qualification for being a forumite, that can be the only explanation

There’s a good few that are on my hotlist but they know already

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Mr Gatsby

whoops

I hate him !!!! Lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Gatsby

whoops

I hate him !!!! Lol xxx"

I know how this book ends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Hungry for a kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm...

Forumite?

Oi, what's the sick face for?

An accurate depiction of my feelings on such a horrid thought.

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Non

Such a shame it’s not me xxxx

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"Aww, thanks

Ps, don’t listen to him, do not bring gin

What would you prefer? Xxx

Big dick

Quickly deletes his post seconding the OP

Jokes

. Average penis all the way for me

You going Manchester social if so will see you there

Gin

I’m on a train, so plenty of time to see you being a big meanie!

NO GIN

What happens when you have gin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww, thanks

Ps, don’t listen to him, do not bring gin

What would you prefer? Xxx

Big dick

Quickly deletes his post seconding the OP

Jokes

. Average penis all the way for me

You going Manchester social if so will see you there

Gin

I’m on a train, so plenty of time to see you being a big meanie!

NO GIN

What happens when you have gin?"

Shits herself.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Aww, thanks

Ps, don’t listen to him, do not bring gin

What would you prefer? Xxx

Big dick

Quickly deletes his post seconding the OP

Jokes

. Average penis all the way for me

You going Manchester social if so will see you there

Gin

I’m on a train, so plenty of time to see you being a big meanie!

NO GIN

What happens when you have gin?"

Buy her one this weekend and find out

Ps I take no accountability if you end up wearing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm..Will follow this..

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hmmmmm..Will follow this..

I’d certainly consider you ! Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmmm..Will follow this..

I’ve been to Halifax. I really liked it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hmmmmm..Will follow this..

Oooo. In your blue undies too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pick my wife. Technically she isn’t a forumite but I’d still pick her.

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I pick my wife. Technically she isn’t a forumite but I’d still pick her."

I’m sure it’s an excellent choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pick my wife. Technically she isn’t a forumite but I’d still pick her.

I’m sure it’s an excellent choice "

Debatable

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I pick my wife. Technically she isn’t a forumite but I’d still pick her.

I’m sure it’s an excellent choice

Debatable

Lol

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I pick my wife. Technically she isn’t a forumite but I’d still pick her.

I’m sure it’s an excellent choice

Debatable

Well she has an amazing arse !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pick my wife. Technically she isn’t a forumite but I’d still pick her.

I’m sure it’s an excellent choice

Debatable

Can I pick her too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pick my wife. Technically she isn’t a forumite but I’d still pick her.

I’m sure it’s an excellent choice

Debatable

Can I pick her too?"

If you want.

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"I pick my wife. Technically she isn’t a forumite but I’d still pick her.

I’m sure it’s an excellent choice

Debatable

Can I pick her too?

If you want."

Count me in. Smoking hotttt

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"I pick my wife. Technically she isn’t a forumite but I’d still pick her.

I’m sure it’s an excellent choice

Debatable

Well she has an amazing arse !!"

I agree she has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pick my wife. Technically she isn’t a forumite but I’d still pick her.

I’m sure it’s an excellent choice

Debatable

Can I pick her too?

If you want."

I might as well, no fucker's gonna pick me!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mr KC. He's fucking gorgeous. He picks me in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hippychick and Cherry Onatop please.

Lady Astor "

Tart.

Good choices though.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be bothered to read all the above but I have plans with one such forumite, he'll hate being called a forumite. But he is!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be bothered to read all the above but I have plans with one such forumite, he'll hate being called a forumite. But he is!!!

He’ll definitely hate being called that.

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I can't be bothered to read all the above but I have plans with one such forumite, he'll hate being called a forumite. But he is!!!

Let us know who’s the lucky guy xx

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I can't be bothered to read all the above but I have plans with one such forumite, he'll hate being called a forumite. But he is!!!

As long as it's not in bed I think you will get away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be bothered to read all the above but I have plans with one such forumite, he'll hate being called a forumite. But he is!!!

Let us know who’s the lucky guy xx"

It’s Pete, from HR.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be bothered to read all the above but I have plans with one such forumite, he'll hate being called a forumite. But he is!!!

Let us know who’s the lucky guy xx

It’s Pete, from HR."

Is that the guy who steals food from the fridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be bothered to read all the above but I have plans with one such forumite, he'll hate being called a forumite. But he is!!!

Let us know who’s the lucky guy xx

It’s Pete, from HR.

Is that the guy who steals food from the fridge?"

Yes.

But in his defence he steals them because she ate his.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be bothered to read all the above but I have plans with one such forumite, he'll hate being called a forumite. But he is!!!

Let us know who’s the lucky guy xx

It’s Pete, from HR.

Is that the guy who steals food from the fridge?

Yes.

But in his defence he steals them because she ate his."

Pete’s a good guy. Everyone needs a Pete in their life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be bothered to read all the above but I have plans with one such forumite, he'll hate being called a forumite. But he is!!!

Let us know who’s the lucky guy xx

It’s Pete, from HR.

Is that the guy who steals food from the fridge?

Yes.

But in his defence he steals them because she ate his.

Pete’s a good guy. Everyone needs a Pete in their life."

I like Pete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pete has decided he doesn’t like being called Pete.

It’s weird for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pete has decided he doesn’t like being called Pete.

It’s weird for him."

Pete has no choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been there done it....not in a hurry to do another...prefer non formites x"

Leaving the forums right now

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

"Probably Juicy 2020

Already shagged Inaswingdress millions of times.

Only probably? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably Juicy 2020

Already shagged Inaswingdress millions of times.

Only probably? X"

Gotta stay guarded in case she rejects me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably Juicy 2020

Already shagged Inaswingdress millions of times.

Only probably? X

Gotta stay guarded in case she rejects me.

Oh shit. It’s you.

Hey

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

I wouldn’t say no to Anabelle21 as she always wishes me a happy Greek Easter when she is my thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this is tricky… xx

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

"Probably Juicy 2020

Already shagged Inaswingdress millions of times.

Only probably? X

Gotta stay guarded in case she rejects me.

Oh shit. It’s you.

Hey

Hey you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't possibly say

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Suzy444

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

This thread is the equivalent of not being picked at school for the PE games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is the equivalent of not being picked at school for the PE games

I hear you.

Lady Astor

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"This thread is the equivalent of not being picked at school for the PE games

I hear you.

Lady Astor "

You're first pick in anyone's book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a few. One and his wife very soon though heheh. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is the equivalent of not being picked at school for the PE games

I hear you.

Lady Astor

You're first pick in anyone's book

Wheres the big hug emoji?

Lady Astor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Gatsby

whoops

I hate him !!!! Lol xxx

I know how this book ends! "

How does it end lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Gatsby

whoops

I hate him !!!! Lol xxx

I know how this book ends!

How does it end lol

Spoilers for the book/film: Gatsby dies

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I can only pick one (throws toys out the pram) I’m greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Gatsby

whoops

I hate him !!!! Lol xxx

I know how this book ends!

How does it end lol

Spoilers for the book/film: Gatsby dies

What

The

Fuck

I was going to watch it tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Gatsby

whoops

I hate him !!!! Lol xxx

I know how this book ends!

How does it end lol

Spoilers for the book/film: Gatsby dies

What

The

Fuck

I was going to watch it tonight."

Dude!!! I gave a spoiler warning

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Think the loungites are a great looking bunch.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Isn't this exactly the same as "that one forumite" thread

Well I guess people really love these threads...

For me there is no one on the forum that special...People become special after you meet them

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

"I can only pick one (throws toys out the pram) I’m greedy

Haha, me too...

wanna be greedy together?

MJ x

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I can only pick one (throws toys out the pram) I’m greedy

Haha, me too...

wanna be greedy together?

MJ x"

Well there’s an offer I can refuse, who we selecting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is forumite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is forumite?

Like marmite.

You either love them or fucking despise them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is forumite?

Like marmite.

You either love them or fucking despise them."

Ahhh yeah that makes sense now I don’t know why I didn’t think of that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Group sex with all the ones I want to fuck please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il take a guess about 50% will be shagging eachother tonight

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By *addy400Woman
over a year ago

warwick

Everyone, not that I know anyone here, I’ve just popped in!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Everyone, not that I know anyone here, I’ve just popped in! "

Hiya! Glad you popped in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone, not that I know anyone here, I’ve just popped in!

Hiya! Glad you popped in

No hanging about with you is there!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Everyone, not that I know anyone here, I’ve just popped in!

Hiya! Glad you popped in

No hanging about with you is there!!

Friendly, gregarious guy, that I am

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By *addy400Woman
over a year ago

warwick

Aw thanks! Prob pop back out now!

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