FabSwingers.com forum: Weird requests

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've recently seen a local status requesting a filled condom.

What is the weirdest thing you have seen requested on Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slurry guy without question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had offers of £’s to watch me poo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slurry guy without question

You lost me mate. Explain haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slurry guy without question

You lost me mate. Explain haha"
you really dont want me to and its not my place

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Wank into a wheelchair seat so they could pretend they were a slug when they got back into it and rode away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slurry guy without question

You lost me mate. Explain hahayou really dont want me to and its not my place

Oh my days, I so wished I hadn’t looked that up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh that is gross!

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Many request to please send used underwear, usually from a guy who is wearing whitish (would appear used) briefs on his head (profile pic).

This is before I learnt about message filters…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slurry guy without question

You lost me mate. Explain hahayou really dont want me to and its not my place

Oh my days, I so wished I hadn’t looked that up!

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how did you look it up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit in a shoe, so she could put it on and walk in it

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Yep! Slurry guy. I sometimes think I should have taken him up on it - that three grand would have come in useful in this cost of living crisis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep! Slurry guy. I sometimes think I should have taken him up on it - that three grand would have come in useful in this cost of living crisis."

you got him too then

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I have learned that any new message which begins 'can I ask you a question', never ends well and is always weird.

But then weird depends of who you're talking to (your Kink is OK but it's definitely not my Kink). I'm pretty sure vanilla people think I'm weird

So, another vote for the slurry guy. This one's been going for years. I wonder if it's the same guy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Additional question - has anyone taken up a weird request?

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By *elinefineWoman
over a year ago

kempston

I’ve only ever had used underwear requests but I’m convinced it is the same person with different profiles as they always want me to take them to them in Leicester and they are only willing to pay £50….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird but becoming quite common is women asking to be impregnated

Might be the same woman with different profiles but imagine explaining that to a kid when they ask why daddy’s not around

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ooohhh…someone just reminded me. Scissors guy. He also weirded me out a few years back.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I have learned that any new message which begins 'can I ask you a question', never ends well and is always weird.

But then weird depends of who you're talking to (your Kink is OK but it's definitely not my Kink). I'm pretty sure vanilla people think I'm weird

So, another vote for the slurry guy. This one's been going for years. I wonder if it's the same guy?

Please tell me there aren’t more than one…I was just wondering to someone the other day whether there was such a thing as slurry pit porn but I was too chicken to Google it.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

A guy wanted me to watch him fuck a melon on video message.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Slurry guy without question

This for me too. I was really worried about him actually.

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Weird but becoming quite common is women asking to be impregnated

Might be the same woman with different profiles but imagine explaining that to a kid when they ask why daddy’s not around "

This is more common than you would expect. I imagine the filled condom request is for the same reason.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy wanted me to watch him fuck a melon on video message."

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weird but becoming quite common is women asking to be impregnated

Might be the same woman with different profiles but imagine explaining that to a kid when they ask why daddy’s not around

This is more common than you would expect. I imagine the filled condom request is for the same reason."

Filled condom and a turkey baster, what better way to spend a Friday night

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Ooohhh…someone just reminded me. Scissors guy. He also weirded me out a few years back. "

I’m not sure I want to know scissors guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking in random girls knickers.

Anything involving fucking mars bars.

Shitting on people.

Going shopping with a womb full of spunk and dripping all down the aisles.

Extravagant aresholes.

Not kink shaming, it’s fucking weird.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

[Removed by poster at 08/04/22 13:40:46]

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"I’ve only ever had used underwear requests but I’m convinced it is the same person with different profiles as they always want me to take them to them in Leicester and they are only willing to pay £50….

£50 seems to be the going rate…. I agree sounds like the same fantasist is coming back to you.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"A guy wanted me to watch him fuck a melon on video message.

Hahahahahahahahahaha"

I honestly stayed awake all night with a million questions…like what type of melon? Watermelon seeds could be a bit ouch in the wrong place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slurry guy without question

You lost me mate. Explain hahayou really dont want me to and its not my place

Oh my days, I so wished I hadn’t looked that up!

how did you look it up lol"

Urban dictionary is my usual go to when it’s potentially too obscure for Dr G (Google).

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ooohhh…someone just reminded me. Scissors guy. He also weirded me out a few years back.

I’m not sure I want to know scissors guy

No. No no no. I’m still a bit traumatised.

Ruby - yeah, I reported slurry guy but only because I was worried someone would take him up on the offer for that cash. Everyone’s kinks are their own and it’s healthy to express them online so you don’t follow through on the really dangerous ones in real life but I was genuinely worried about him.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Wanking in random girls knickers.

Anything involving fucking mars bars.

Shitting on people.

Going shopping with a womb full of spunk and dripping all down the aisles.

Extravagant aresholes.

Not kink shaming, it’s fucking weird."

Dude…where do you get them from?! Most guys can barely get a message on here and ALL the edge play ladies want you

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

"I have learned that any new message which begins 'can I ask you a question', never ends well and is always weird.

But then weird depends of who you're talking to (your Kink is OK but it's definitely not my Kink). I'm pretty sure vanilla people think I'm weird

So, another vote for the slurry guy. This one's been going for years. I wonder if it's the same guy?

Please tell me there aren’t more than one…I was just wondering to someone the other day whether there was such a thing as slurry pit porn but I was too chicken to Google it."

Unless he's been searching for twenty years....

He might of course get off on being turned down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have learned that any new message which begins 'can I ask you a question', never ends well and is always weird.

But then weird depends of who you're talking to (your Kink is OK but it's definitely not my Kink). I'm pretty sure vanilla people think I'm weird

So, another vote for the slurry guy. This one's been going for years. I wonder if it's the same guy?

Please tell me there aren’t more than one…I was just wondering to someone the other day whether there was such a thing as slurry pit porn but I was too chicken to Google it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy whose mate had died and apparently his last request was to be made into diamonds, sewn into knickers and worn by a hot gal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen requests for used sanitary items

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanking in random girls knickers.

Anything involving fucking mars bars.

Shitting on people.

Going shopping with a womb full of spunk and dripping all down the aisles.

Extravagant aresholes.

Not kink shaming, it’s fucking weird.

Dude…where do you get them from?! Most guys can barely get a message on here and ALL the edge play ladies want you

Fortunately these weren’t requests directly to me.

I don’t know how I’d say no?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone offered to wrestle me. If I beat him I got to do whatever I wanted to his woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone offered to wrestle me. If I beat him I got to do whatever I wanted to his woman.

His woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone offered to wrestle me. If I beat him I got to do whatever I wanted to his woman.

His woman?

I meant with his woman

And yeah he sent me a grainy pic of a woman. It was obviously legit

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We had a message from a guy who wanted us to, among other things, racially abuse him and then I was to kick him in the balls. Starting lightly but getting harder and harder until I was kicking as hard as I could.

We didn't meet him

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

SW few status wanting to be bred doubt it's weird since it's becoming more popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To sit on a hand made wooden box that had a hole in the top and a piece of paper on the inside. To shit in it. And then he use it for making a painting

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

Some mad people about lol

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Slurry guy without question

Yes, I've got that badge.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Looks like I've been very lucky, there's some bizarre requests here but you got to wonder if some are really from genuine profiles

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

" I was to kick him in the balls. Starting lightly but getting harder and harder until I was kicking as hard as I could. "

We had this one too! Soo very odd

MJ x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To sit on a hand made wooden box that had a hole in the top and a piece of paper on the inside. To shit in it. And then he use it for making a painting"

This is next level

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Would I provide a "maid service" for an older couple and their friends...?

Each to their own.

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Slurry guy without question

You lost me mate. Explain hahayou really dont want me to and its not my place

Oh my days, I so wished I hadn’t looked that up!

Yes I googled him too..

..Eeeewwww!! That guy is in some serious shit..hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slurry guy without question

You lost me mate. Explain hahayou really dont want me to and its not my place

Oh my days, I so wished I hadn’t looked that up!

Yes I googled him too..

..Eeeewwww!! That guy is in some serious shit..hahaha!!"
i dont think its that specific guy i think its actually a thing

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By *oxy502Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Some one asked me to poo my pants on cam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys wanting me to watch them suck their own cock on cam.

There was a guy who use to message me asking it I had a hairdryer. Never answered him to find out why.

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

First week here we received an invitation for Maxine to partake in a hotel room cat fight with another girl for the entertainment of a group of onlookers - wondered what the hell we had gotten ourselves into lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys wanting me to watch them suck their own cock on cam.

There was a guy who use to message me asking it I had a hairdryer. Never answered him to find out why.

Oh I had this nearly died laughing, was tempted to watch out of sheer fascination

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody asked me to finger them under the table in Costa.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Somebody asked me to finger them under the table in Costa."

Damn you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody asked me to finger them under the table in Costa.

Damn you beat me to it

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Had a few over the years ..

- Guy asked if I would sell him my foreskin if he payed for me to get circumcised

- When I had my 2nd boob job another guy / couple was begging me to send my old used implants so he could pay his mate to put them in his wife as she had no tits and he didn’t fancy her anymore .

- on another site had a couple ask if I would like to her her pregnant and his sister while he watched / filmed fucked me in the bum

Gosh I have stacks of mad messages archived over the last 10 years. Very funny a few were very very wrong and reported to authorities

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