FabSwingers.com forum: Doncaster Reptile Market

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Glad to hear that this market has stopped over health concerns. But what has happened to the buggers they can no longer all ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glad to hear that this market has stopped over health concerns. But what has happened to the buggers they can no longer all .. "

Can no longer all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Huh?"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember once i was in a shop and a lady brought in a bag of ducklings to show the owner

unrelated but thought id share lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember once i was in a shop and a lady brought in a bag of ducklings to show the owner

unrelated but thought id share lol"

I would like someone to bring ducklings in to show me at work please.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's a cliffhanger!

Have the buggers escaped?

Interbred?

Got Covid and cooked up a new pandemic virus?

Buggered off to France?

... Stay tuned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember once i was in a shop and a lady brought in a bag of ducklings to show the owner

unrelated but thought id share lol

I would like someone to bring ducklings in to show me at work please. "
they are cute little buggers have to say

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

They've eaten Tom, mid post!

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

We can but hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They've eaten Tom, mid post!"

Poor reptiles

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Sell... Tom meant...those slimey buggers they can no longer sell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found my ex at Doncaster reptile Market.

Not my best find.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Sell... Tom meant...those slimey buggers they can no longer sell "

I'm sure they'll still sell them online..

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

What happens to the slimey buggers they can no longer sell...

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

I hear that they were all sending them to essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sell... Tom meant...those slimey buggers they can no longer sell "

I freed them all in Essex!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

In olden times people bought small alligators as pets and when they got too big they were flushed into London's sewers ...

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I thought the trade in these creatures was illegal..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear that they were all sending them to essex"

Yes, the Chelmsford Reptile Resettlement and Reintegration Programme

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

They enter local politics?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"What happens to the slimey buggers they can no longer sell..."

It's a myth that reptiles are slimy. Amphibians are wet when they've just come out of water, but reptiles are dry and smooth. Funnily enough, they feel a bit like snake skin leather... Apart from not actually being dead

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Why was Doncaster the centre of this illicit trade .. ?

And what will happen to the market.. flats ? Who would buy a flat on that site .

Not Tom..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why was Doncaster the centre of this illicit trade .. ?

And what will happen to the market.. flats ? Who would buy a flat on that site .

Not Tom..

Who says it was illicit?

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"Why was Doncaster the centre of this illicit trade .. ?

It used to be Rotherham but they wanted somewhere more upmarket

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"In olden times people bought small alligators as pets and when they got too big they were flushed into London's sewers ... "

And there their descendants still dwell. Waiting for an opportune moment to strike fear into the hearts of all who dwell there. Fraternising with bats and rats, sharing all manner of disease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why was Doncaster the centre of this illicit trade .. ?

It used to be Rotherham but they wanted somewhere more upmarket"

More upmarket than Rotherham? That's quite the challenge!

Paris maybe?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Why was Doncaster the centre of this illicit trade .. ?

And what will happen to the market.. flats ? Who would buy a flat on that site .

Not Tom..

Who says it was illicit?"

In the sense that trading these buggers is illicit..

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

You have very sexy feet Tom, can I suck your toes?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"You have very sexy feet Tom, can I suck your toes? "

Gemma Gemma Gemma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have very sexy feet Tom, can I suck your toes?

Gemma Gemma Gemma

I'll hold your socks

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"You have very sexy feet Tom, can I suck your toes?

Gemma Gemma Gemma

I'll hold your socks"

There is a queue Jen

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Glad to hear that this market has stopped over health concerns. But what has happened to the buggers they can no longer all .. "

….over the news?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Glad to hear that this market has stopped over health concerns. But what has happened to the buggers they can no longer all ..

….over the news? "

All over...made BBC news..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have very sexy feet Tom, can I suck your toes?

Gemma Gemma Gemma

I'll hold your socks

There is a queue Jen

Well I am at the front.

OK?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"You have very sexy feet Tom, can I suck your toes?

Gemma Gemma Gemma

I'll hold your socks

There is a queue Jen

Well I am at the front.

OK?"

Yes of course...not one to argue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have very sexy feet Tom, can I suck your toes?

Gemma Gemma Gemma

I'll hold your socks

There is a queue Jen

Well I am at the front.

OK?

Yes of course...not one to argue

Better.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"You have very sexy feet Tom, can I suck your toes?

Gemma Gemma Gemma

I'll hold your socks

There is a queue Jen

Well I am at the front.

OK?

Yes of course...not one to argue

Better."

She might have had a bad experience in the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have very sexy feet Tom, can I suck your toes?

Gemma Gemma Gemma

I'll hold your socks

There is a queue Jen

Well I am at the front.

OK?

Yes of course...not one to argue

Better.

She might have had a bad experience in the past "

Are you posting answers on the wrong threads? Was this answer for the train thread?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe

Oh Thomas

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom is not at the peak of his powers at 2am

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

"Why was Doncaster the centre of this illicit trade .. ?

It used to be Rotherham but they wanted somewhere more upmarket

More upmarket than Rotherham? That's quite the challenge!

Paris maybe? "

At least Rotherham has pulse and Cocktails going for it

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Why was Doncaster the centre of this illicit trade .. ?

It used to be Rotherham but they wanted somewhere more upmarket

More upmarket than Rotherham? That's quite the challenge!

Paris maybe?

At least Rotherham has pulse and Cocktails going for it

Perhaps it was supposed to in Rotterdam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So where did you find your best one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully there'll be a few more happier bearded dragons, snakes, gekos and a few more Calmer Chameleons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hopefully there'll be a few more happier bearded dragons, snakes, gekos and a few more Calmer Chameleons

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom is glad it's closed...these creatures belong in their own countries..

Not over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom is glad it's closed...these creatures belong in their own countries..

Not over here "

I agree. Along with cats, most dogs, fish, exotic birds, hamsters, mice, cows, most sheep, pigs, horses, chinchillas, most rabbits, grey squirrels etc etc etc. None of them are indigenous.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Tom is glad it's closed...these creatures belong in their own countries..

Not over here

Should we send them back where they came from ?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Tom is glad it's closed...these creatures belong in their own countries..

Not over here

I agree. Along with cats, most dogs, fish, exotic birds, hamsters, mice, cows, most sheep, pigs, horses, chinchillas, most rabbits, grey squirrels etc etc etc. None of them are indigenous."

Also people. None of us are indigenous to the UK, we should all be sent back to where we came from. Likewise for everyone else in the world. It might get a bit crowded in some small corner of Africa when the entire human race is dumped there, but at least it'll stop us trashing all the rest of the planet.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Glad to hear that this market has stopped over health concerns. But what has happened to the buggers they can no longer all .. "

They'll be crawling up your toilet Tom.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Probably flush them down the loo. One day Tom you’ll be sat on the toilet and you’ll feel something tickling your bum.

And it’ll be a Burmese Python saying hello.

These things happen! This is why men should always put the toilet seat down. To keep the buggers out.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This actually happened in The land of OZ. Poor man reading the paper. If it's not snakes it poisonous spiders under the toilet seat. Most Ossie's seem to have outside loos. God forsaken place full of red desert and little else..

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember once i was in a shop and a lady brought in a bag of ducklings to show the owner

unrelated but thought id share lol"

I was once involved in a project to automatically count/weigh live day-old chicks into vacuum packed plastic bags, for sending to the UAE , among other places, to be used as pet reptile feed.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Glad to hear that this market has stopped over health concerns. But what has happened to the buggers they can no longer all .. "

Doncaster Reptile Show took place a few days ago and there are two more planned for June and November.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

They said it was banned.. and why is Doncaster the reptile centre of the UK?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is Doncaster the centre of the UK ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, its not far off the central point of Great Britain

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm quite sad to be late to the party. It's been an amusing read lol

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The BBC said that these murky gatherings were banned.. I am guessing that there are some Reptile Rebellion people rebelling here . ..

It goes to show.. it was all over the news and the news can change daily..

Let's concentrate on the victims here.. those snakes and lizards ...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is this thread linked to the lizard people reptilian conspiracy theory ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The BBC said that these murky gatherings were banned.. I am guessing that there are some Reptile Rebellion people rebelling here . ..

It goes to show.. it was all over the news and the news can change daily..

Let's concentrate on the victims here.. those snakes and lizards ..."

Like you care!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this thread linked to the lizard people reptilian conspiracy theory ? "

Or the machine-gun toting T-Rexes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this thread linked to the lizard people reptilian conspiracy theory ?

Or the machine-gun toting T-Rexes? "

Now you're talking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this thread linked to the lizard people reptilian conspiracy theory ?

Or the machine-gun toting T-Rexes?

Now you're talking!"

Yeah love a bad ass T - rex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this thread linked to the lizard people reptilian conspiracy theory ?

Or the machine-gun toting T-Rexes?

Now you're talking!

Yeah love a bad ass T - rex "

Gun-totin', laser-eyed bad ass T-Rexes

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Stop derailing the thread peoples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this thread linked to the lizard people reptilian conspiracy theory ?

Or the machine-gun toting T-Rexes?

Now you're talking!

Yeah love a bad ass T - rex

Gun-totin', laser-eyed bad ass T-Rexes

Bring then on

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..

Hopefully these sellers will be responsible..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This actually happened in The land of OZ. Poor man reading the paper. If it's not snakes it poisonous spiders under the toilet seat. Most Ossie's seem to have outside loos. God forsaken place full of red desert and little else.. "

I think the days of red back spiders under an outside toilet seat are long gone, Tom. I will try not to take umbrage at my birth country being represented thus .

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Worst case scenario these buggers release them into the wild...

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I think the days of red back spiders under an outside toilet seat are long gone, Tom. I will try not to take umbrage at my birth country being represented thus ."

So these poisonous buggers no longer lurk under toilet seats.. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the days of red back spiders under an outside toilet seat are long gone, Tom. I will try not to take umbrage at my birth country being represented thus .

So these poisonous buggers no longer lurk under toilet seats.. ?

Not the inside ones, no.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think the only place where most Aussies have literal dunny cans is in history books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the only place where most Aussies have literal dunny cans is in history books

My first Uni student house had an outside dunny. I remember it well

. Thousands of Aussies do still get bitten by red backs - just not when they're on the dunny.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I think the days of red back spiders under an outside toilet seat are long gone, Tom. I will try not to take umbrage at my birth country being represented thus .

So these poisonous buggers no longer lurk under toilet seats.. ?

Not the inside ones, no.

Tom watches the TV programme about Ossie gold hunters..

Enough said

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think the only place where most Aussies have literal dunny cans is in history books

My first Uni student house had an outside dunny. I remember it well

. Thousands of Aussies do still get bitten by red backs - just not when they're on the dunny. "

I've come across a few public dunnies in remote country towns. Even those are pretty rare these days.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think the days of red back spiders under an outside toilet seat are long gone, Tom. I will try not to take umbrage at my birth country being represented thus .

So these poisonous buggers no longer lurk under toilet seats.. ?

Not the inside ones, no.

Tom watches the TV programme about Ossie gold hunters..

Enough said"

The ones where the Australian spiders find out that there's much more gold in Essex and hop on a plane?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the days of red back spiders under an outside toilet seat are long gone, Tom. I will try not to take umbrage at my birth country being represented thus .

So these poisonous buggers no longer lurk under toilet seats.. ?

Not the inside ones, no.

Tom watches the TV programme about Ossie gold hunters..

Enough said"

Inconceivable doesn't. Enough said.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Hopefully it will end soon

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..

So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..

So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles "

Thanks for the heads up.

Enough said

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..

So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles "

And then unleash them into the wild?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..

So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles

And then unleash them into the wild?"

Doncaster isn't really that wild

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..

So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles

And then unleash them into the wild?

Doncaster isn't really that wild "

It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..

So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles

And then unleash them into the wild?

Doncaster isn't really that wild

It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy. "

I am slightly aroused now

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy. "

I bet they will fuck bareback

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..

So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles

And then unleash them into the wild?

Doncaster isn't really that wild

It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy.

I am slightly aroused now"

Once they've created new species of slithering poison, they'll cum for the people and create half person half reptiles which shoot venom with friggin' lasers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..

So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles

And then unleash them into the wild?

Doncaster isn't really that wild

It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy.

I am slightly aroused now

Once they've created new species of slithering poison, they'll cum for the people and create half person half reptiles which shoot venom with friggin' lasers"

Keep talking, I am nearly there!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..

So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles

And then unleash them into the wild?

Doncaster isn't really that wild

It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy.

I am slightly aroused now

Once they've created new species of slithering poison, they'll cum for the people and create half person half reptiles which shoot venom with friggin' lasers

Keep talking, I am nearly there! "

Their hair will be forked tongues, their eyes slits. Human fingers. Plus lasers. Fangs.

Scales, but able to be moisturised and exfoliated

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Fools..

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..

So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles

And then unleash them into the wild?

Doncaster isn't really that wild

It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy.

I am slightly aroused now

Once they've created new species of slithering poison, they'll cum for the people and create half person half reptiles which shoot venom with friggin' lasers

Keep talking, I am nearly there!

Their hair will be forked tongues, their eyes slits. Human fingers. Plus lasers. Fangs.

Scales, but able to be moisturised and exfoliated"

Wicked woman

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..

So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles

And then unleash them into the wild?

Doncaster isn't really that wild

It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy.

I am slightly aroused now

Once they've created new species of slithering poison, they'll cum for the people and create half person half reptiles which shoot venom with friggin' lasers

Keep talking, I am nearly there!

Their hair will be forked tongues, their eyes slits. Human fingers. Plus lasers. Fangs.

Scales, but able to be moisturised and exfoliated

Wicked woman

https://youtu.be/j7cyiWpX_HU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..

So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles

And then unleash them into the wild?

Doncaster isn't really that wild

It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy.

I am slightly aroused now

Once they've created new species of slithering poison, they'll cum for the people and create half person half reptiles which shoot venom with friggin' lasers

Keep talking, I am nearly there!

Their hair will be forked tongues, their eyes slits. Human fingers. Plus lasers. Fangs.

Scales, but able to be moisturised and exfoliated

Wicked woman

https://youtu.be/j7cyiWpX_HU"

So sorry. Evil woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About these forked tongues...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

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"About these forked tongues..."

Puts all the self proclaimed oral gods to shame

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over a year ago

"About these forked tongues...

Puts all the self proclaimed oral gods to shame"

Taxi for Doncaster!

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