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"My favourite thing about those adverts? He delivered the chocs then fucked off so the woman didn't have to share them. He's my ideal man at this point. " | |||
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"My favourite thing about those adverts? He delivered the chocs then fucked off so the woman didn't have to share them. He's my ideal man at this point. "(  ) | |||
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"My favourite thing about those adverts? He delivered the chocs then fucked off so the woman didn't have to share them. He's my ideal man at this point. " | |||
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"In my scenario, he swings in through the window, lands on my bed, his clothes magically fall off and the chocolates spray around the room. " Reading this made me think of chocolate spraying from somewhere else on him after his clothes magicslly fell off   | |||
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"Do you ladies still yearn for a box of Milk Tray delivered by an action man type hero?" Yes. Keep the chocolates I just want the man! | |||
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"Wait so there's this guy who climb's up the side of a mountain, dressed in black. Break's into your room and your all ok with this as long as he leaves chocolate?" Well obviously I'd prefer he do the dishes and run a Hoover round the place too, but I'd settle for the chocs. | |||
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"Wait so there's this guy who climb's up the side of a mountain, dressed in black. Break's into your room and your all ok with this as long as he leaves chocolate?" Yeah. Doesn’t he leave a rose as well? You men are all ok with the Brut lady fondling your chests and stuff, so it’s only fair  | |||
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"Do you ladies still yearn for a box of Milk Tray delivered by an action man type hero? Yes. Keep the chocolates I just want the man!" Donning my black polo neck x | |||
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"Wait so there's this guy who climb's up the side of a mountain, dressed in black. Break's into your room and your all ok with this as long as he leaves chocolate? Well obviously I'd prefer he do the dishes and run a Hoover round the place too, but I'd settle for the chocs." What if he was overweight and bald, panting uncontrollably from the climbing. Sweating profusely and in need of a huge dump before he left,oh and the chocolate is melted where they were stuffed down the back of his trousers during the climb. And he leaves via the door and gets a cab rather than climb down again. Still sound hot? | |||
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"Do you ladies still yearn for a box of Milk Tray delivered by an action man type hero? Yes. Keep the chocolates I just want the man! Donning my black polo neck x"Room 315 with the candle in the window | |||
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"Do you ladies still yearn for a box of Milk Tray delivered by an action man type hero? Yes. Keep the chocolates I just want the man! Donning my black polo neck x
Room 315 with the candle in the window "No worries. I'll pop in the cooperative for a extra big box x | |||
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"Do you ladies still yearn for a box of Milk Tray delivered by an action man type hero? Yes. Keep the chocolates I just want the man! Donning my black polo neck x
Room 315 with the candle in the window
No worries. I'll pop in the cooperative for a extra big box x"Get a bottle of Lambrini as well, may as well make a night of it  | |||
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"Wait so there's this guy who climb's up the side of a mountain, dressed in black. Break's into your room and your all ok with this as long as he leaves chocolate? Well obviously I'd prefer he do the dishes and run a Hoover round the place too, but I'd settle for the chocs. What if he was overweight and bald, panting uncontrollably from the climbing. Sweating profusely and in need of a huge dump before he left,oh and the chocolate is melted where they were stuffed down the back of his trousers during the climb. And he leaves via the door and gets a cab rather than climb down again. Still sound hot?" He's still leaving the chocolates though, right? | |||
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"Do you ladies still yearn for a box of Milk Tray delivered by an action man type hero? Yes. Keep the chocolates I just want the man! Donning my black polo neck x
Room 315 with the candle in the window
No worries. I'll pop in the cooperative for a extra big box x
Get a bottle of Lambrini as well, may as well make a night of it "I think I can stretch to a bottle of spirits as well. What you fancying? X | |||
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"I think I can stretch to a bottle of spirits as well. What you fancying? X" Anything from Lidl would compliment the quality of the chocs | |||
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"I think I can stretch to a bottle of spirits as well. What you fancying? X Anything from Lidl would compliment the quality of the chocs "It's 9 o'clock, hotel chocolat and threshers aren't open x | |||
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"I think I can stretch to a bottle of spirits as well. What you fancying? X Anything from Lidl would compliment the quality of the chocs
It's 9 o'clock, hotel chocolat and threshers aren't open x"Lidl is | |||
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"Wait so there's this guy who climb's up the side of a mountain, dressed in black. Break's into your room and your all ok with this as long as he leaves chocolate? Well obviously I'd prefer he do the dishes and run a Hoover round the place too, but I'd settle for the chocs. What if he was overweight and bald, panting uncontrollably from the climbing. Sweating profusely and in need of a huge dump before he left,oh and the chocolate is melted where they were stuffed down the back of his trousers during the climb. And he leaves via the door and gets a cab rather than climb down again. Still sound hot? He's still leaving the chocolates though, right?" Lol yeah | |||
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"I think I can stretch to a bottle of spirits as well. What you fancying? X Anything from Lidl would compliment the quality of the chocs
It's 9 o'clock, hotel chocolat and threshers aren't open x
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"Do you ladies still yearn for a box of Milk Tray delivered by an action man type hero?" Yes, dark chocolate tho. Drop em in and bugger off. Perfect gentleman... | |||
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"My favourite thing about those adverts? He delivered the chocs then fucked off so the woman didn't have to share them. He's my ideal man at this point. "Awesome reply
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"I used to jump out of helicopters, hand glide off cliffs, downhill ski, swim oceans to give a lady chocolates. Now I just order them off Amazon. Much easier. " They'd be squished by the time you got them. | |||
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"I used to jump out of helicopters, hand glide off cliffs, downhill ski, swim oceans to give a lady chocolates. Now I just order them off Amazon. Much easier. They'd be squished by the time you got them. " They all look the same on the way out. | |||
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"I used to jump out of helicopters, hand glide off cliffs, downhill ski, swim oceans to give a lady chocolates. Now I just order them off Amazon. Much easier. They'd be squished by the time you got them. They all look the same on the way out. " Uck | |||
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"I'd prefer a man who brought me nachos please. " Tried that, the salsa, guac and sour cream fell off when I jumped out of the chopper. | |||
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"My favourite thing about those adverts? He delivered the chocs then fucked off so the woman didn't have to share them. He's my ideal man at this point. "Should have woke her up and given here one ? | |||
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