FabSwingers.com forum: What tree would you be?

By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

If you had your ashes buried and a tree planted what would you opt for?

Me - oak.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Sausage tree.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Weeping Willow....

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Cactus "Tree" ... get the F%$k back! Don't touch me!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Hazel. The size of the nuts will match my own paltry offering

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

A shoe tree

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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry blossom

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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove

None, I wouldn’t want people to grieve a second time if the tree snuffed it too

Then there’s the issue of what happens to the tree if it’s in someone’s garden and then they move - or fall out with other family members who can’t go visit the tree

Way too complex with never ending variables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silver birch ..matches my hair colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse chestnut

Then people may play with my nuts

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A cherry tree.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"If you had your ashes buried and a tree planted what would you opt for?

My husband chose a silver birch in the hope magic mushrooms would grow but it wasn't his ashes, he was buried in a wicker coffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a willow tree, beautiful but can hide a lot of things... Kinda like me wearing a hoodie, a safety net for your anxieties

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Jargonelle Pear

A very early pear that is thousands of years old.

The fruit must be eaten from the tree, it cannot be stored, and I have one growing in my garden that is about 10 years old.

Very rare; great taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willow of cherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cactus so I can get pricked even in death.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Almond

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By * U mineMan
over a year ago

Fun

Dogs please don't piss on me tree.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Christmas tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

money tree

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Monkeynut of course

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Yew, very long lived and mostly toxic. It would seem a fitting epitaph.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry blossom

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A prunus cerasus

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Slightly different to other choices...I'd rather be a hedge so birds could nest in me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Groot

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Horse chestnut

Then people may play with my nuts "

They will bake them, pickle them and then smash them together

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Monkey puzzle tree

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