FabSwingers.com forum: Can y’all give me some tips on how to be more annoying online?

By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Getting bored of repeatedly messaging people with 'hey' and 'wyd'

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Maybe an antivax rant would help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be like most other guys.

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Maybe an antivax rant would help?"

I can't stoop that low

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Be like most other guys."

You mean post gym selfies but not of me... Just random dudes flexing?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Include more American words/phrases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wyu2

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Pick an animal. Start a thread. Seems to work for some.

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Include more American words/phrases"

I sort of already do that on the daily

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Possibly start a thread requesting a wanking group in the fantasies forum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weasel words.

You mean, like, you actually want to literally become, like, super very annoying?

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Possibly start a thread requesting a wanking group in the fantasies forum?"

Definitely saving this idea. That will be amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbf being annoying is most of my contribution on here. Embrace it. Squeeze it. Have it printed on a mug so you lick it every morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Criticise the lack of “real” swingers on the site. That seems to wind up some of the forum coven lol.

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By *vbiker2TV/TS
over a year ago

morpeth

Tell them your a cyclist and u have Wright of way on the roads

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Tbf being annoying is most of my contribution on here. Embrace it. Squeeze it. Have it printed on a mug so you lick it every morning.

*high fives your face with my testicles

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

There are a few regular posters you could emulate

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Just an x

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Criticise the lack of “real” swingers on the site. That seems to wind up some of the forum coven lol.

That’s the best gimmick around

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Post endless fake news threads and shout I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG as often as possible.

Also post topics not suited to the room you post them in

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Post endless fake news threads and shout I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG as often as possible.

Also post topics not suited to the room you post them in

Wow, you really know how to do this. thank you so much, this is helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a thread called Trans. Leave it empty.

10 minutes later you’ll return to a blazing row.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post endless fake news threads and shout I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG as often as possible.

Also post topics not suited to the room you post them in

Wow, you really know how to do this. thank you so much, this is helpful"

Even better if you run away after starting one of these 'dropped grenade' threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then start another thread, with exactly the same name.

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Start a thread called Trans. Leave it empty.

10 minutes later you’ll return to a blazing row. "

I prefer coming out as gay and then turning down all the dudes that want to bone me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know I happen to be something of an expert myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start a thread called Trans. Leave it empty.

10 minutes later you’ll return to a blazing row.

I prefer coming out as gay and then turning down all the dudes that want to bone me"

I do that. Takes care of few minutes while I make toast

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"You know I happen to be something of an expert myself.

You're truly doing God's work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them your a cyclist and u have Wright of way on the roads"

Or OP could also highlight in every post that it should be “you’re” not “your” and “right” not “wright”. I’m sure that would be as annoying as hell.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Post endless fake news threads and shout I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG as often as possible.

Also post topics not suited to the room you post them in

Wow, you really know how to do this. thank you so much, this is helpful"

You're welcome

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Start a thread called Trans. Leave it empty.

10 minutes later you’ll return to a blazing row. "

Brilliant

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

Send a picture to someone random of your balls stapled to a cats ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know I happen to be something of an expert myself.

You're truly doing God's work."

this is the nicest thing someone has said to me on the forums lol

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Tell them your a cyclist and u have Wright of way on the roads

Or OP could also highlight in every post that it should be “you’re” not “your” and “right” not “wright”. I’m sure that would be as annoying as hell.

*Ur

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Getting bored of repeatedly messaging people with 'hey' and 'wyd'"

Willy pics...

Distributed willy-nilly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post a self-indulgent diatribe about why you've decided to leave the site.

Reply to your own post telling everyone how grateful they should be you're giving it another chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post a self-indulgent diatribe about why you've decided to leave the site.

Reply to your own post telling everyone how grateful they should be you're giving it another chance."

(Deletes post)

Awwwww

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Post endless fake news threads and shout I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG as often as possible.

Also post topics not suited to the room you post them in

Exactly this. And important sub-clause: be sure to ignore any genuine expertise on said subject. Your qualifications in "common sense" outweighs all.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Post endless fake news threads and shout I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG as often as possible.

Also post topics not suited to the room you post them in

Exactly this. And important sub-clause: be sure to ignore any genuine expertise on said subject. Your qualifications in "common sense" outweighs all."

*Outweigh (sorry, typing too fast).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly this. And important sub-clause: be sure to ignore any genuine expertise on said subject. Your qualifications in "common sense" outweighs all "

Starting a sentence with a conjunction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post endless fake news threads and shout I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG as often as possible.

Also post topics not suited to the room you post them in

Exactly this. And important sub-clause: be sure to ignore any genuine expertise on said subject. Your qualifications in "common sense" outweighs all.

*Outweigh (sorry, typing too fast). "

The common sense grads are the best

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Post endless fake news threads and shout I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG as often as possible.

Also post topics not suited to the room you post them in

Exactly this. And important sub-clause: be sure to ignore any genuine expertise on said subject. Your qualifications in "common sense" outweighs all.

*Outweigh (sorry, typing too fast). "

Awwww, you were so excited by my post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pick an animal. Start a thread. Seems to work for some."

Works everytime….I have a lion named Leonard, he’s into bdsm and can cause chaos and pain where ever he goes

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Also, make sure your opening post is clearly written.

Then the posters will decide what they think you meant and answer that way

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Pick an animal. Start a thread. Seems to work for some.

Works everytime….I have a lion named Leonard, he’s into bdsm and can cause chaos and pain where ever he goes

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

backwards everything Write

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a thread about people’s preferences and just leave them to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pick an animal. Start a thread. Seems to work for some.

Works everytime….I have a lion named Leonard, he’s into bdsm and can cause chaos and pain where ever he goes

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Exactly this. And important sub-clause: be sure to ignore any genuine expertise on said subject. Your qualifications in "common sense" outweighs all

Starting a sentence with a conjunction. "

Yep! Love a sentence beginning with a "but", too!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Maybe an antivax rant would help?

I can't stoop that low"

Post an incoherent rant about the deep state, new world order, control, etc, that *could* be about vaccination? Make it so vague that not even you know what it's about.

Make sure you mock people for not seeing your clearly evident truth that's all around us. Don't forget to call them sheeple and vaguely insinuate that bad things will happen and it'll be all our fault for not believing in or riding your conspiracy unicorn off into the sunset.

Oh, and tell us to do our own research. If we come back with sources, tell us why that doesn't count. Refuse to give us any of your sources because we're stupid.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Be like every other man on here op that should work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message people and say "can I ask you a question?"

Every time there's a thread about Women's issues, say "what about men"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not all men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send multiple friend requests without evens trying to say hello….I hear that’s a real turn on now a days

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Start a thread asking for profile advice and then dispute every suggestion made.

Make sure you also only reply to hot women.

Then start an identical thread each week.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Ramble on about some ill thought out, internet inspired, philosophical musings and then end with the word "discuss".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send multiple friend requests without evens trying to say hello….I hear that’s a real turn on now a days

Nothing drops my knickers faster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss people out in compliment threads so you can get in with the hot women

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Message people and say "can I ask you a question?"

Every time there's a thread about Women's issues, say "what about men"

Bad things happen to men too. *Nods sagely*

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Maybe an antivax rant would help?

I can't stoop that low

Post an incoherent rant about the deep state, new world order, control, etc, that *could* be about vaccination? Make it so vague that not even you know what it's about.

Oh, and tell us to do our own research. If we come back with sources, tell us why that doesn't count. Refuse to give us any of your sources because we're stupid."

You could start with "all birds are dead" that needs spreading.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Maybe an antivax rant would help?

I can't stoop that low

Post an incoherent rant about the deep state, new world order, control, etc, that *could* be about vaccination? Make it so vague that not even you know what it's about.

Oh, and tell us to do our own research. If we come back with sources, tell us why that doesn't count. Refuse to give us any of your sources because we're stupid.

You could start with "all birds are dead" that needs spreading."

I heard some sort of unhinged theory (not on Fab) that pigeons were responsible for something that the global elite were doing.

*shrug*

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

There's a fair few people round here who can give you some tips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message people and say "can I ask you a question?"

Every time there's a thread about Women's issues, say "what about men"

Bad things happen to men too. *Nods sagely*"

Start your own thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe an antivax rant would help?

I can't stoop that low

Post an incoherent rant about the deep state, new world order, control, etc, that *could* be about vaccination? Make it so vague that not even you know what it's about.

Oh, and tell us to do our own research. If we come back with sources, tell us why that doesn't count. Refuse to give us any of your sources because we're stupid.

You could start with "all birds are dead" that needs spreading.

I heard some sort of unhinged theory (not on Fab) that pigeons were responsible for something that the global elite were doing.

*shrug*"

I actually love the word sheeple.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Become a hardened swinger and spread it around, recruit others and promote it, to excess

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Maybe an antivax rant would help?

I can't stoop that low

Post an incoherent rant about the deep state, new world order, control, etc, that *could* be about vaccination? Make it so vague that not even you know what it's about.

Oh, and tell us to do our own research. If we come back with sources, tell us why that doesn't count. Refuse to give us any of your sources because we're stupid.

You could start with "all birds are dead" that needs spreading.

I heard some sort of unhinged theory (not on Fab) that pigeons were responsible for something that the global elite were doing.

*shrug*"

All birds are dead....

Conspiracy theories would be funny if they didn't do so much damage.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Don't read profiles

Msg "wuu2" or "wyd"

Send dick pics

Invite people to your hotel room

Don't use punctuation

Claim to have the best dick on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't read profiles

Msg "wuu2" or "wyd"

Send dick pics

Invite people to your hotel room

Don't use punctuation

Claim to have the best dick on Fab

Oh yes of course! Absolutely NO punctuation. And if they challenge you - tell them they must be stupid.

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Ask for profile advice multiple times a day then do the complete opposite of the advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't bother using any grammer, and then when they can't understand what you mean, call them an idiot.

Also, say the same thing someone else just said but pretend like they don't exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without doubt the best thread I've read this week.

Making sure you open and reply to every carefully thought out message from people matching your stated preferences is super annoying.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I can't help I'm afraid as I'm not annoying enough..

Must try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask your wife, I'm sure she's an expert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't bother using any grammer, and then when they can't understand what you mean, call them an idiot.

Also, say the same thing someone else just said but pretend like they don't exist."

Why do I feel invisible?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I can't help I'm afraid as I'm not annoying enough..

Must try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't bother using any grammer, and then when they can't understand what you mean, call them an idiot.

Also, say the same thing someone else just said but pretend like they don't exist."

A little impromptu conversation all by yourself doesn't go amiss either.

I'm so funny

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just be yourself

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Just be yourself

Be like Kai

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Wrote 3 paralgraphs with spelling mostakes and mo punctuatom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrote 3 paralgraphs with spelling mostakes and mo punctuatom. "

AND DO IT IN CAPITOLS

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Wrote 3 paralgraphs with spelling mostakes and mo punctuatom.

AND DO IT IN CAPITOLS"

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Create a post where you state shaving almost every day is much more of a hassle for men than women having periods once a month (i meant in the agro is causes women and not that we can't shag them unless we are into blood sports)..

Adding that there's VAT on razors too also always works a charm as well..

Obviously, those are your thoughts Op, I'm just helping you express them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask your wife, I'm sure she's an expert."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carefully take the time to read someone's profile before messaging them. Understand what they like and the people they want to meet.

If you're not what they're looking for, don't get upset, just politely tell them why all their life choices are wrong.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Tell them how a kick in the nuts is worse than childbirth.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Carefully take the time to read someone's profile before messaging them. Understand what they like and the people they want to meet.

If you're not what they're looking for, don't get upset, just politely tell them why all their life choices are wrong."

And say your loss.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Post something that is complete BS but Lucy FACT at the end.

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Just be yourself

So no improvements needed? Thank you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck watermelons for practice

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