FabSwingers.com forum: Anyone want anything..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...from the shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half a hen please…

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Haribos, donuts and cake please.

Ta muchly.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

1/2lb of vagina please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1/2lb of vagina please "

Half a pound? Not a full pound?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"1/2lb of vagina please

Half a pound? Not a full pound?"

I don’t like the big ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1/2lb of vagina please "

I’ll give you my mums number…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haribos, donuts and cake please.

Ta muchly.

Excellent taste in shop essentials

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"1/2lb of vagina please

I’ll give you my mums number…"

Will it still be in date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you get some milk. Need it for cereal in the morning and have run out. Thanks love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if they have happiness but if not I’ll take ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twiglets. I have a desire for twiglets which I've not eaten in years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See if they have happiness but if not I’ll take ice cream"

Awww if only we could buy happiness in a shop eh? I think happiness can be purchased in other forms though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Twiglets. I have a desire for twiglets which I've not eaten in years."

Twiglets. Good call. I now have a desire for them too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Some sleep please. Just two teaspoons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Food "

Well yeah, but what exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some sleep please. Just two teaspoons."

I feel like that's not going to be enough, a tea spoon is tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food

Well yeah, but what exactly "

Surprise me

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Bottle of gin please can be a cheap one as I'm not fussy, I got plenty of tonic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nougat bar or a curlywurly? Ooh ooh or mint poppets please

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Could do with some yogerts ice cream. Some bisquets and another 4 pints of milk thanks green top.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"...from the shop?"

Dark chocolate please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cornetto

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"Cornetto

Just beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep heat.

Not for weird sex stuff.

Best to clarify on here.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Just out of curiousity you are delivering these things if so just

Wondering what's dilivery slots you've. Got .if you know what I mean wink wink. Say no more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See if they have happiness but if not I’ll take ice cream

Awww if only we could buy happiness in a shop eh? I think happiness can be purchased in other forms though..."

You’re so right! Like Ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deep heat.

Not for weird sex stuff.

Best to clarify on here."

Yeah yeah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See if they have happiness but if not I’ll take ice cream

Awww if only we could buy happiness in a shop eh? I think happiness can be purchased in other forms though...

You’re so right! Like Ice cream

I got Ben and Jerry's caramel chew chew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Codeine please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just out of curiousity you are delivering these things if so just

Wondering what's dilivery slots you've. Got .if you know what I mean wink wink. Say no more."

You might have to say more...

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"...from the shop?"

Strawberry cornetto please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Food

Well yeah, but what exactly

Surprise me"

I got you a singular oxo cube.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Waffles please. And anything you want for breakfast OP.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

A Batman costume and a half a cucumber!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"...from the shop?"

I'll say more it was reference to

A Monty python joke.

Next question regarding delivery

Are you related to Santa

Is a one nite only job .

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Blue Ribands please

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Follow up question will you be wearing that underwear

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Revels, choc orange, pork scratchings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...from the shop?"

A ticket out of work would be Marvelous

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Four candles.

Fork handles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A loaf of brown bread please.

My ex wife went for one 22 years ago but not brought it back yet

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

You’re not going past Doncaster Reptile Market are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...from the shop?"

Cornetto?

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

A chocolate bar would be awesome thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some Jaffa cakes please.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I would like a butt plug with a smiling sun at the end and not a jewelled heart, as the sun shines out of me…..

I’ve googled this and cannot find one, help required, apply within.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would not mind some crisp and a crate of Estella

Ta and all that stuff

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I would like a butt plug with a smiling sun at the end and not a jewelled heart, as the sun shines out of me…..

I’ve googled this and cannot find one, help required, apply within. "

It would appear that your in the wrong forum its the dragon den forum you want that an ivestable idea .a definite seller .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can of sugar free Irn Bru energy and a bag of roast beef monster munch please

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I would like a butt plug with a smiling sun at the end and not a jewelled heart, as the sun shines out of me…..

I’ve googled this and cannot find one, help required, apply within.

It would appear that your in the wrong forum its the dragon den forum you want that an ivestable idea .a definite seller ."

I can get one in the shape of Donald Trump (?!) and one with a smiley face at the end, but no sunshine, sometimes I am disappointed in the humans as a species….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prosecco for the weekend please!

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

A big bucket of KFC with a very large tub of gravy and some fries with a large diet please

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Cornetto please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small pot of mojo please.

Preferably low fat.

Mine seems to have run out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tree frog.

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Ooo some white wine, wet wipes & popping candy please

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I hate to tell you this

I place an order Here last nite

And it has not been deliver yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate to tell you this

I place an order Here last nite

And it has not been deliver yet

Your payment bounced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some Parma violet gin .. ice and sprite .. if you don’t mind

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

My dective inquires have brought me to the conclusion that this is a

Fake thread I've interview the culprit and by her own words. She says she is stopping in with her cat .and is fact antisocial.

No point asking for anything else obviously a scam has be pupertrated .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See if they have happiness but if not I’ll take ice cream"

Icecream is almost the same thing - Prosecco is definitely happiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packet of bacon rashers and Boost bar please

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