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God I’m bored, who else is.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Fancy a shag anybody. Obviously I’d still be up for a shag even if I was otherwise entertained, but crikey I need something to dream about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You drive a hard bargain.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Just dream about tits Mr Sticks. It's what gets me through the day.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Just dream about tits Mr Sticks. It's what gets me through the day."

Wise words my friend, wise words.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Just dream about tits Mr Sticks. It's what gets me through the day.

Wise words my friend, wise words. "

*nods knowingly*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only boring people get bored.

*someone once said.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Sorry, I'm too busy watching the washing dry on the line. As a converted tumble dryer user. I love seeing my smalls blowing in the wind. Yes, I have 2 matching sets hanging out.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Know what you mean my fellow Fabber. I'm in need of a rather nice female body to explore.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Oh Fiddles, have you not got a fruit bowl that needs playing with?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Sorry, I'm too busy watching the washing dry on the line. As a converted tumble dryer user. I love seeing my smalls blowing in the wind. Yes, I have 2 matching sets hanging out. "

Ooh can I come and watch with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I get bored, I go tidy my room. Very quickly, I decide I am not so bored.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"Oh Fiddles, have you not got a fruit bowl that needs playing with? "

Or an apple pie

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"Sorry, I'm too busy watching the washing dry on the line. As a converted tumble dryer user. I love seeing my smalls blowing in the wind. Yes, I have 2 matching sets hanging out. "

Ooh, just picturing your smalls blowing in the wind!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I'm also really bored today, and there is a serious lack of decent penis on fab lately as well.....

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Oh Fiddles, have you not got a fruit bowl that needs playing with? "

I tried that but I may as well stuck a banana up my arse for as much fun as it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not bored but tired and feeling a bit lazy. I'd be happy with a cuddle and a nap

Px

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"I'm also really bored today, and there is a serious lack of decent penis on fab lately as well....."

Be careful what you wish for, you'll probably be inundated with dick pics now!!

Not mine though, I only send when asked nicely

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm also really bored today, and there is a serious lack of decent penis on fab lately as well....."

Ooh ooh hello again. I can offer an average one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good to see ornithology on here.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Good to see ornithology on here. "

I saw a red kite today, first time I’ve seen one where I live.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good to see ornithology on here.

I saw a red kite today, first time I’ve seen one where I live. "

* other colour kites are available.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Good to see ornithology on here.

I saw a red kite today, first time I’ve seen one where I live.

* other colour kites are available.

"

Although quite rare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good to see ornithology on here.

I saw a red kite today, first time I’ve seen one where I live.

* other colour kites are available.

Although quite rare "

True dat. The utter lack of innuendo potential though is their big limiting factor.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Good to see ornithology on here.

I saw a red kite today, first time I’ve seen one where I live. "

There are loads down in Bucks

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Oh Fiddles, have you not got a fruit bowl that needs playing with?

I tried that but I may as well stuck a banana up my arse for as much fun as it was. "

Would it be more fun if I stuck it up your bum?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Good to see ornithology on here.

I saw a red kite today, first time I’ve seen one where I live.

* other colour kites are available.

Although quite rare

True dat. The utter lack of innuendo potential though is their big limiting factor. "

True, they don’t have much to crow about.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Oh Fiddles, have you not got a fruit bowl that needs playing with?

I tried that but I may as well stuck a banana up my arse for as much fun as it was.

Would it be more fun if I stuck it up your bum? "

It’s got to be worth a go hasn’t it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just finish banging my head against the desk? I’ll be right with ya

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole


"Sorry, I'm too busy watching the washing dry on the line. As a converted tumble dryer user. I love seeing my smalls blowing in the wind. Yes, I have 2 matching sets hanging out.

Ooh can I come and watch with you. "

Had to bring them in, as a few spots of rain. I love hanging my lingery out. Knowing my neigbours don't hang out anything as sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Fiddles, have you not got a fruit bowl that needs playing with?

I tried that but I may as well stuck a banana up my arse for as much fun as it was.

Would it be more fun if I stuck it up your bum?

It’s got to be worth a go hasn’t it. "

If you can peel it I’d be impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Fiddles, have you not got a fruit bowl that needs playing with?

I tried that but I may as well stuck a banana up my arse for as much fun as it was.

Would it be more fun if I stuck it up your bum?

It’s got to be worth a go hasn’t it.

If you can peel it I’d be impressed "

If I fuck your arse and cum, would we have a banana split?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Fiddles, have you not got a fruit bowl that needs playing with?

I tried that but I may as well stuck a banana up my arse for as much fun as it was.

Would it be more fun if I stuck it up your bum?

It’s got to be worth a go hasn’t it.

If you can peel it I’d be impressed

If I fuck your arse and cum, would we have a banana split?"

Is that sticky feeling cum? Or just the 80s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Fiddles, have you not got a fruit bowl that needs playing with?

I tried that but I may as well stuck a banana up my arse for as much fun as it was.

Would it be more fun if I stuck it up your bum?

It’s got to be worth a go hasn’t it.

If you can peel it I’d be impressed

If I fuck your arse and cum, would we have a banana split?

Is that sticky feeling cum? Or just the 80s?"

It's the Golden Syrup that I used for lube

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Fancy a shag anybody. Obviously I’d still be up for a shag even if I was otherwise entertained, but crikey I need something to dream about. "

What’s in it for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Fiddles, have you not got a fruit bowl that needs playing with?

I tried that but I may as well stuck a banana up my arse for as much fun as it was.

Would it be more fun if I stuck it up your bum?

It’s got to be worth a go hasn’t it.

If you can peel it I’d be impressed

If I fuck your arse and cum, would we have a banana split?

Is that sticky feeling cum? Or just the 80s?

It's the Golden Syrup that I used for lube"

Bang goes phat ass for a low phat eat out. Dieters and diabetics look away now

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Good to see ornithology on here.

I saw a red kite today, first time I’ve seen one where I live. "

Where’s that then?

I’m in Henley on Thames, there’s tons of them around here. Were reintroduced on the nearby Getty estate.

In the past few years we have also gone from seeing occasional parakeets to tons of them … working their way out along the Thames from London. Starting to be seen a lot more now in Wallingford

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