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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, I signed up with ancestry. I was worried, you know, being a secret swinger, local and all that. Didn't wanna bump into anyone I "know"......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Turns out, I've got a long lost distant relative, Neil Edward Dunne. And nobody knows where he lives. Other than somewhere in London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does Swinger show up on genetic screening?

Or were you afraid you've fathered umpteen kids in your local area and you may have already 'met' them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does Swinger show up on genetic screening?

Or were you afraid you've fathered umpteen kids in your local area and you may have already 'met' them? "

Ooh, patience is a virtue - you really need to watch this thread if you've got any sense of humour! wink wink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, after some research, all I knew was that Neil Edward Dunne lives in London and his postcode is WC2.

So, I jumped on the first train to London.

I was determined to find my long lost relative. I soon arrived in London.

I jumped off the train and whilst walking along the platform, I noticed a sign pointing towards "WC's". Okay, so my long lost relative lives in WC2, so I followed the signs.

I soon arrived at the WC's and had to make a choice between Ladies or Gents. Well, Neil certainly ain't no lady, so I headed off towards the Gents.

The Gents has a row of urinals and also a row of doors. Each door is numbered such as "WC1", "WC2", "WC3", "WC4", "WC5" etc. All the doors were open except for "WC2". Now at this point, I remembered that my long distant relative lives in the WC2 postcode area.

So, I knocked on the WC2 door. I quickly heard a gruff voice saying "Wots up buddy?".

I replied, Are you Neil E. Dunne?

The gruff voice replied with "Yeah, but there's no paper here"

So I said "Well that's no excuse for not writing to your Mom"

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