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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Binatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore

ZX-81, Donkey Kong, fucking high score

Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more

Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of cigarettes

Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest

And wrap some fucking tinfoil to my head and to my vest

Walking down the street, my next door neighbors not impressed

I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest

Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's Robocop

He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks

We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped

The man robot myth starts to escalate

He tries to sell himself standing in curries

But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry

He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob

And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob

Half man, half machine

What does it mean?

What does it mean?

Half man, half machine

What does it mean?

What does it mean?

Being a robot in my digital domain

Enter my world, feel my pain

I'm not like other people you might see or you might know

I made love to a BBC micro

Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot

I knew from then, I was a motherfucking robot

Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice

And fucking Lara Croft

I built a lab, secret in my loft

And built a special costume that would help me to jack off

I sat there in front of the screen

For many years, this had been my wet dream

Now I've reached it, I'm finally there

Like Terminator being filmed in Aberdare

So alone, when people stop and stare

Like C3PO but with pubes and hair

Robot Love

Robot

Robotic break dancing

Robot

The doctors found a nut

They said he was an head case

'cause he sticks silver and cans on his face

Sucking off antennas and trying to fuck the fridge

And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage

I am a robot

My prime directive is to's go to's the shops

And buy's ten fags

Do's you's compute?

He wants to buy ten fags, his destination is the shops

A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop

If your ask him then he'll do a body pop

Like Terminator, yeah he just won't stop

Put electrical cable down through the eye of his cock

Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock

The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain

Watching Terminator over again and again

Fuck man, get him, fucking restrain him man

Get him fucking, fucking get him down man

Inject him man, get him down

He's fucking nuts man and he's losing it

Help me man, just get him fucking

Half man, half machine

What does it mean?

What does it mean?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Erm...song lyrics?

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Erm...song lyrics?"

You tube

GLC half Man half machine

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Erm...song lyrics?

You tube

GLC half Man half machine "

I see

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Is it "three laws safe" though?

Share and enjoy!

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

No GLC fan's then?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

You knows it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember the spectrum 48k rubber keyboard

That + Daley Thomson decathlon + kempston joystick = epic powerwank training for years to come

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"No GLC fan's then?"

Never actually heard of them before. When I first saw the title I thought it was going to be a Tenacious D thread.

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"No GLC fan's then?

Never actually heard of them before. When I first saw the title I thought it was going to be a Tenacious D thread."

Check out their back catalogue.

Some very amusing songs.

Your mother's got a penis!

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Gun's don't kill people, rappers do.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I only know the stuff on their Greatest Hits but they do make me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Binatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore

ZX-81, Donkey Kong, fucking high score

Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more

Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of cigarettes

Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest

And wrap some fucking tinfoil to my head and to my vest

Walking down the street, my next door neighbors not impressed

I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest

Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's Robocop

He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks

We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped

The man robot myth starts to escalate

He tries to sell himself standing in curries

But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry

He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob

And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob

Half man, half machine

What does it mean?

What does it mean?

Half man, half machine

What does it mean?

What does it mean?

Being a robot in my digital domain

Enter my world, feel my pain

I'm not like other people you might see or you might know

I made love to a BBC micro

Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot

I knew from then, I was a motherfucking robot

Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice

And fucking Lara Croft

I built a lab, secret in my loft

And built a special costume that would help me to jack off

I sat there in front of the screen

For many years, this had been my wet dream

Now I've reached it, I'm finally there

Like Terminator being filmed in Aberdare

So alone, when people stop and stare

Like C3PO but with pubes and hair

Robot Love

Robot

Robotic break dancing

Robot

The doctors found a nut

They said he was an head case

'cause he sticks silver and cans on his face

Sucking off antennas and trying to fuck the fridge

And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage

I am a robot

My prime directive is to's go to's the shops

And buy's ten fags

Do's you's compute?

He wants to buy ten fags, his destination is the shops

A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop

If your ask him then he'll do a body pop

Like Terminator, yeah he just won't stop

Put electrical cable down through the eye of his cock

Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock

The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain

Watching Terminator over again and again

Fuck man, get him, fucking restrain him man

Get him fucking, fucking get him down man

Inject him man, get him down

He's fucking nuts man and he's losing it

Help me man, just get him fucking

Half man, half machine

What does it mean?

What does it mean?

"

GLC!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Your mothers got a penis”

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No GLC fan's then?

Never actually heard of them before. When I first saw the title I thought it was going to be a Tenacious D thread.

Check out their back catalogue.

Some very amusing songs.

Your mother's got a penis!"

And advocates of a Newport Sunday Lunch

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I wanna take you to McDonald's with a candle

Girl, it's my love you can't handle

I see you walkin' on the way home from work

Your Tesco tunic really drives me berserk.

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey


"No GLC fan's then?"

Prefer rubberband man

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you

Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too

It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street

To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

ZX81 and BBC Micro mentioned...you rock! \m/

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere


"No GLC fan's then?"

I thought of the song after reading the thread title and before I even opened it

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