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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Scientists have found a treasure trove of dinosaur bones in a place called Tanis in North Dakota which is a place in the USA. They are literally tripping over the bones. One theory is that they were wiped out by a flood of water when a large meteor struck the earth. I reckon the early dinosaurs had what we call today an elephants graveyard. These ancient beasts knew when they were about to die and headed to one place and that place today is called Tanis. It was almost a dinosaur pilgrimage for them. One last journey. A bit like Atlantic salmon returning to Scotland to die.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

It was a pile of creatures washed by a tsunami created by impact with a 12km wide asteroid.

Hardly any fossils existed the few thousand years before but these animals died the day Earth was struck.

If it hadn’t been hit we wouldn’t be here today wanking and reading forums.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"It was a pile of creatures washed by a tsunami created by impact with a 12km wide asteroid.

Hardly any fossils existed the few thousand years before but these animals died the day Earth was struck.

If it hadn’t been hit we wouldn’t be here today wanking and reading forums. "

This

But a large portion of central USA was underwater during the late cretaceous so it makes sense that this would happen.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

They are untangling the debris and only a matter of time before human bones are found..

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Do you ever wonder what dinosaur steak would taste like and how big a steak you could get

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"They are untangling the debris and only a matter of time before human bones are found.. "

A human skeleton found inside a T-Rex's stomach.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"They are untangling the debris and only a matter of time before human bones are found..

A human skeleton found inside a T-Rex's stomach. "

Bloody Rexy! It was a mistake bringing her from Isla Nublar to the mainland.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Tom dinosaurs went extinct approximately 65million years ago.

The first incarnation of man didn't appear until 2 million years ago.

A bit of a discrepancy!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Tom dinosaurs went extinct approximately 65million years ago.

The first incarnation of man didn't appear until 2 million years ago.

A bit of a discrepancy!"

Wait n see, wait n sea. They will find the proof and some posters will have egg on their faces.. I will stake my reputation on this..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

These discoveries were made by a geologist with whom we are somewhat familiar. Very interesting stuff

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Tom dinosaurs went extinct approximately 65million years ago.

The first incarnation of man didn't appear until 2 million years ago.

A bit of a discrepancy!

Wait n see, wait n sea. They will find the proof and some posters will have egg on their faces.. I will stake my reputation on this.. "

I'm not sure if this is a hill that you really want die on Tom, but each to their own

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"These discoveries were made by a geologist with whom we are somewhat familiar. Very interesting stuff "

Wasn't Alan Grant was it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"These discoveries were made by a geologist with whom we are somewhat familiar. Very interesting stuff

Wasn't Alan Grant was it?"

Nope

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This story is all over the news. Tom will keep his radar out for updates.. these beasts are so well preserved they have found skin on some of them. Skins are made into leather and it would not surprise if they actually find a leather saddle at one point which will throw the whole thing up in the air...

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I just hope they didn't use to make handbags and leather shoes with all that leather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once upon a time, there was a mom

Her name was Mrs. Pteranadon

Sitting on her nest she heard scratching and said

"Oh boy, my eggs are hatching"

One by one her kids popped free

Baby Pteranadons, one two three

"I'll name you Tiny, Shiny, and Don"

But Tiny said "Wait, there's one more, Mom"

The last little baby was a different size

With teeth, a tail, and big green eyes

He didn't look anything like the rest

"What am I doing in a Pteranodon nest?"

But dear old Mrs. Pteranodon said

"This is your family and I'm your mom

We may be different, but we're all creatures

All dinosaurs have different features

Come on Buddy, we'll take a vacation

I'll get us a ticket at Pteranadon station

We'll travel the word in sunshine and rain

And meet all the species on the..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are untangling the debris and only a matter of time before human bones are found.. "

you know full well humans weren’t around at the same time as dinosaurs, as explained to you before

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"They are untangling the debris and only a matter of time before human bones are found..

you know full well humans weren’t around at the same time as dinosaurs, as explained to you before "

Of course they weren't.

The dinosaurs ate them all.

A

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I wish I had a little apatosaurus to help me rake the grass

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"These discoveries were made by a geologist with whom we are somewhat familiar. Very interesting stuff

Wasn't Alan Grant was it?

Nope"

More like Russel Grant.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The top man leading the dig is said to be a man called Phil Manning although the boots on the ground man is called De Palma. That's how I read it.

Not sure how big the team is but security is usually pretty tight to stop amateur treasure hunters and the like stealing bones and contaminating the site. Not sure how much actual skill is needed on these digs. It's often volunteers. All you seem to need is a trowel and a paint brush. And painter and decorator would have those skills.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"They are untangling the debris and only a matter of time before human bones are found..

you know full well humans weren’t around at the same time as dinosaurs, as explained to you before "

Well once is explaining and twice comes across as lecturing..

There are other threads...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The top man leading the dig is said to be a man called Phil Manning although the boots on the ground man is called De Palma. That's how I read it.

Not sure how big the team is but security is usually pretty tight to stop amateur treasure hunters and the like stealing bones and contaminating the site. Not sure how much actual skill is needed on these digs. It's often volunteers. All you seem to need is a trowel and a paint brush. And painter and decorator would have those skills.

"
so about the trans sport tom did you ever return

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"The top man leading the dig is said to be a man called Phil Manning although the boots on the ground man is called De Palma. That's how I read it.

Not sure how big the team is but security is usually pretty tight to stop amateur treasure hunters and the like stealing bones and contaminating the site. Not sure how much actual skill is needed on these digs. It's often volunteers. All you seem to need is a trowel and a paint brush. And painter and decorator would have those skills.

so about the trans sport tom did you ever return "

Never got the chance. It was like a feeding frenzy and full up in a day or so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The top man leading the dig is said to be a man called Phil Manning although the boots on the ground man is called De Palma. That's how I read it.

Not sure how big the team is but security is usually pretty tight to stop amateur treasure hunters and the like stealing bones and contaminating the site. Not sure how much actual skill is needed on these digs. It's often volunteers. All you seem to need is a trowel and a paint brush. And painter and decorator would have those skills.

so about the trans sport tom did you ever return

Never got the chance. It was like a feeding frenzy and full up in a day or so...

"

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 07/04/22 14:33:31]

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Dinosaur bones removed by poster at 07/04/22 14:33:31]"

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Tom dinosaurs went extinct approximately 65million years ago.

The first incarnation of man didn't appear until 2 million years ago.

A bit of a discrepancy!

Wait n see, wait n sea. They will find the proof and some posters will have egg on their faces.. I will stake my reputation on this.. "

Kinder Eggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Denver the last dinosaur hes our friend and a whole lot more altho i do wonder now whats the whole lot more

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"[Human fossils removed by naughty geologist at 07/04/22 14:33:31]"

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Tom dinosaurs went extinct approximately 65million years ago.

The first incarnation of man didn't appear until 2 million years ago.

A bit of a discrepancy!

Wait n see, wait n sea. They will find the proof and some posters will have egg on their faces.. I will stake my reputation on this.. "

Dinosaur egg?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Tom's responses amuse me way more than they should

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

We all know that one discovery can turn science on its head...

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth


"Scientists have found a treasure trove of dinosaur bones in a place called Tanis in North Dakota which is a place in the USA. They are literally tripping over the bones. One theory is that they were wiped out by a flood of water when a large meteor struck the earth. I reckon the early dinosaurs had what we call today an elephants graveyard. These ancient beasts knew when they were about to die and headed to one place and that place today is called Tanis. It was almost a dinosaur pilgrimage for them. One last journey. A bit like Atlantic salmon returning to Scotland to die."

Tom, salmon go to Scotland to breed, as should all fabbers as it is where the sexiest women on earth are. Or are from, Sparkles.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Scientists have found a treasure trove of dinosaur bones in a place called Tanis in North Dakota which is a place in the USA. They are literally tripping over the bones. One theory is that they were wiped out by a flood of water when a large meteor struck the earth. I reckon the early dinosaurs had what we call today an elephants graveyard. These ancient beasts knew when they were about to die and headed to one place and that place today is called Tanis. It was almost a dinosaur pilgrimage for them. One last journey. A bit like Atlantic salmon returning to Scotland to die.

Tom, salmon go to Scotland to breed, as should all fabbers as it is where the sexiest women on earth are. Or are from, Sparkles. "

And having bred they die.

Same as dinosaur returning to die.. in North Dakota

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