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"Does that mean thigh Thursday is a no also? Asking for a friend " Thighs are acceptable | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... " I thought this was a verse of The Chicken Song | |||
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"Makes you like a woman with a fork in a world of soup." Not a fan of soup | |||
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"Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something." I think this is because you're looking for 99 year old men | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... " Are we having a bad day? Would some jafa cakes help? | |||
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"I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there " ...the words of a real woman. | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... " Are you having a bad week? Seem a bit more grouchy than usual | |||
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"I love sucking cock - soz " With your hands down your knickers? | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... Are you having a bad week? Seem a bit more grouchy than usual " | |||
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"I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there ...the words of a real woman. " Wow | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... Are we having a bad day? Would some jafa cakes help? " They would actually yes. | |||
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"It feels like life’s been beating you for a while and you’ve finally given up Good luck tho " Given up on what?? | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... " Hilarious... The giant slug made me laugh so much. Thank you. I have nothing else to contribute. But please just keep being you! PW | |||
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"I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there ...the words of a real woman. " Pardon? So any woman who'd doesn't like those things is fake? | |||
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? " Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab? ...I do not envy the ladies of fab than | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... " Brilliant | |||
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? " So this IS a sex site!!! I knew it!!! | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... " Honesty is the best policy they say | |||
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? So this IS a sex site!!! I knew it!!!" You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point | |||
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab? ...I do not envy the ladies of fab than " No she might like a good pounding | |||
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? So this IS a sex site!!! I knew it!!! You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point " She protects me!!! | |||
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? So this IS a sex site!!! I knew it!!! You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point She protects me!!!" It's true | |||
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"So dont you do you im not your mum " Well this is shocking news | |||
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"Come back Thursday, thats Rant day! " Just a warm up today | |||
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab? ...I do not envy the ladies of fab than No she might like a good pounding " No | |||
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? So this IS a sex site!!! I knew it!!! You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point She protects me!!! It's true" Did you go to the gym to sort out the nasty man for Jonny? | |||
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"You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point She protects me!!!" I knew Johnnys didn't provide 100% protection. | |||
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? So this IS a sex site!!! I knew it!!! You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point She protects me!!! It's true Did you go to the gym to sort out the nasty man for Jonny? " That would involve me going to a gym.... | |||
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"You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point She protects me!!! I knew Johnnys didn't provide 100% protection. " | |||
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? So this IS a sex site!!! I knew it!!! You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point She protects me!!! It's true Did you go to the gym to sort out the nasty man for Jonny? " Who, sir talk a lot? He must have mistakingly turned his keyboard setting up to “maximum warrior”. Required no sorting out, just a quick off and on to reset. | |||
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab? ...I do not envy the ladies of fab than No she might like a good pounding No" I think she meant a good pudding | |||
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? So this IS a sex site!!! I knew it!!! You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point She protects me!!! It's true Did you go to the gym to sort out the nasty man for Jonny? That would involve me going to a gym...." Just the reception? But seems he just needed a reset ^^ | |||
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab? ...I do not envy the ladies of fab than No she might like a good pounding " Are you sure you are not secretly expressing your desires | |||
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab? ...I do not envy the ladies of fab than No she might like a good pounding No I think she meant a good pudding " Oh well in that case, yes please. | |||
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"Does that mean thigh Thursday is a no also? Asking for a friend " Please say Torso Tuesday is safe and Tease the Ladies Monday | |||
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"Does that mean thigh Thursday is a no also? Asking for a friend Please say Torso Tuesday is safe and Tease the Ladies Monday " You can have a personal visit from me x | |||
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"Just another Karen." Hey, I love my name, Karen's the best. | |||
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"Just another Karen. Hey, I love my name, Karen's the best. " I think you need a hug, not a skin to skin one though because that would be gross | |||
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"Try netmums or Reddit op" Netmums makes this site look normal. | |||
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"As look at me posts go, its a bit different. A+ would read again " Fuck all to look at mate. | |||
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"I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there ...the words of a real woman. " She may shag you if you're lucky, you know, like real women do | |||
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"Try netmums or Reddit op Netmums makes this site look normal. " Harsh, hunny | |||
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"I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there ...the words of a real woman. She may shag you if you're lucky, you know, like real women do" PMSL! | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... " Tbf I could of typed this | |||
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"I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there ...the words of a real woman. She may shag you if you're lucky, you know, like real women do" In my dreams | |||
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"You never mentioned gangbangs. Are you happy for me to take your quota? I need 50 in one night for my fantasy. Just to clarify, I'm the fem of the couple. " Love this | |||
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab? ...I do not envy the ladies of fab than No she might like a good pounding Are you sure you are not secretly expressing your desires " Damn you caught me out | |||
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"As look at me posts go, its a bit different. A+ would read again " Pahaha brilliant | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... " You tell em! | |||
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab? ...I do not envy the ladies of fab than No she might like a good pounding Are you sure you are not secretly expressing your desires Damn you caught me out " ...red handed | |||
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"SHOWUSYOURBEAVER" He's out in the garden at the minute. | |||
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"SHOWUSYOURBEAVER He's out in the garden at the minute. " | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... " You forgot the tea..most important | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... " I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really " He could just bring me food. That would also work. | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really He could just bring me food. That would also work. " Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really He could just bring me food. That would also work. Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever " Well that's me fucked then. Not literally. | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really He could just bring me food. That would also work. Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever Well that's me fucked then. Not literally." Fiiiiiine. I’ll step up. | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really He could just bring me food. That would also work. Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever Well that's me fucked then. Not literally. Fiiiiiine. I’ll step up." You're bringing me food? | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really He could just bring me food. That would also work. Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever Well that's me fucked then. Not literally. Fiiiiiine. I’ll step up. You're bringing me food? " Oh, I meant the fucking. I’ll bring you some Cheetos. | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really He could just bring me food. That would also work. Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever Well that's me fucked then. Not literally. Fiiiiiine. I’ll step up. You're bringing me food? Oh, I meant the fucking. I’ll bring you some Cheetos." Most romantic thing you've ever said. | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... " but what about one tit out Thursdays is that OK lol | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... " Looks like someone's hacked your account..... Winston | |||
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"Do you like the summer? Go away..." Girl… how do you not like the summer???! | |||
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"Do you like the summer? Go away... Girl… how do you not like the summer???! " The sun and the heat. That pretty much sums it up. | |||
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"Do you like the summer? Go away... Girl… how do you not like the summer???! " I’m bringing her round to it, slowly. | |||
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"Do you like the summer? Go away... Girl… how do you not like the summer???! The sun and the heat. That pretty much sums it up. " Gurrllll | |||
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!! I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!! Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone?? Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!! Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something. Does this make me cynical? Negative? Most likely.... Tbf I could of typed this " Haha same actually | |||
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"Do you like the summer? Go away... Girl… how do you not like the summer???! The sun and the heat. That pretty much sums it up. " I'm with You on this, though Mrs loves the sun and the heat. | |||
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"It’s not Tuesday anymore so does this mean you will get your tits out?" She’s at work. I’ll send you her boobs. | |||
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"It’s not Tuesday anymore so does this mean you will get your tits out? She’s at work. I’ll send you her boobs." Top man | |||
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