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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Does that mean thigh Thursday is a no also?

Asking for a friend

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

It makes you refreshingly honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh man.

Literally every message I’ve ever sent you.

Goddammit.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! What else will we do

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

You don’t like a heavy cummer or repeater either? (

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like the summer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s still hope for minge Monday or flange Friday then?

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By *ueenbee77Woman
over a year ago

Rotherham

I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does that mean thigh Thursday is a no also?

Asking for a friend

Thighs are acceptable

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Makes you like a woman with a fork in a world of soup.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

I thought this was a verse of The Chicken Song

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well done"

Means a lot, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you like the summer? "

Go away...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Makes you like a woman with a fork in a world of soup."

Not a fan of soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who hurt you, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something."

I think this is because you're looking for 99 year old men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love sucking cock - soz

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

It feels like life’s been beating you for a while and you’ve finally given up

Good luck tho

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

Are we having a bad day? Would some jafa cakes help?

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sounds like one dumb thread too many for this one... I do know the feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you're ok OP.

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By *aving_great_funMan
over a year ago

London

"I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there

...the words of a real woman.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

Are you having a bad week? Seem a bit more grouchy than usual

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FAF? "

Finally!!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I love sucking cock - soz "

With your hands down your knickers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

Are you having a bad week? Seem a bit more grouchy than usual

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there

...the words of a real woman. "

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

Are we having a bad day? Would some jafa cakes help? "

They would actually yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It feels like life’s been beating you for a while and you’ve finally given up

Good luck tho

Given up on what??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always look on the bright side of life, OP there's always worse

Jaffas and hot chocolate at the moment life is good

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By *ueenbee77Woman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like the summer?

Go away..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

Hilarious... The giant slug made me laugh so much. Thank you.

I have nothing else to contribute. But please just keep being you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there

...the words of a real woman. "

Pardon? So any woman who'd doesn't like those things is fake?

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? "

Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab?

...I do not envy the ladies of fab than

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things? "

So this IS a sex site!!!

I knew it!!!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

Honesty is the best policy they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?

So this IS a sex site!!!

I knew it!!!"

You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point

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By *ueenbee77Woman
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?

Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab?

...I do not envy the ladies of fab than

No she might like a good pounding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come back Thursday, thats Rant day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?

So this IS a sex site!!!

I knew it!!!

You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point

She protects me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So dont you do you im not your mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?

So this IS a sex site!!!

I knew it!!!

You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point

She protects me!!!"

It's true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So dont you do you im not your mum

Well this is shocking news

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come back Thursday, thats Rant day!

Just a warm up today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?

Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab?

...I do not envy the ladies of fab than

No she might like a good pounding

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Pot noodles , anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?

So this IS a sex site!!!

I knew it!!!

You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point

She protects me!!!

It's true"

Did you go to the gym to sort out the nasty man for Jonny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point

She protects me!!!"

I knew Johnnys didn't provide 100% protection.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?

So this IS a sex site!!!

I knew it!!!

You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point

She protects me!!!

It's true

Did you go to the gym to sort out the nasty man for Jonny?

That would involve me going to a gym....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point

She protects me!!!

I knew Johnnys didn't provide 100% protection. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?

So this IS a sex site!!!

I knew it!!!

You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point

She protects me!!!

It's true

Did you go to the gym to sort out the nasty man for Jonny?

Who, sir talk a lot?

He must have mistakingly turned his keyboard setting up to “maximum warrior”.

Required no sorting out, just a quick off and on to reset.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?

Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab?

...I do not envy the ladies of fab than

No she might like a good pounding

No"

I think she meant a good pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?

So this IS a sex site!!!

I knew it!!!

You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point

She protects me!!!

It's true

Did you go to the gym to sort out the nasty man for Jonny?

That would involve me going to a gym...."

Just the reception? But seems he just needed a reset ^^

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?

Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab?

...I do not envy the ladies of fab than

No she might like a good pounding

Are you sure you are not secretly expressing your desires

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?

Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab?

...I do not envy the ladies of fab than

No she might like a good pounding

I think she meant a good pudding

Oh well in that case, yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just another Karen.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Does that mean thigh Thursday is a no also?

Asking for a friend

Please say Torso Tuesday is safe and Tease the Ladies Monday

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Does that mean thigh Thursday is a no also?

Asking for a friend

Please say Torso Tuesday is safe and Tease the Ladies Monday

You can have a personal visit from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just another Karen."

Hey, I love my name, Karen's the best.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Just another Karen.

Hey, I love my name, Karen's the best. "

I think you need a hug, not a skin to skin one though because that would be gross

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

You never mentioned gangbangs. Are you happy for me to take your quota? I need 50 in one night for my fantasy. Just to clarify, I'm the fem of the couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try netmums or Reddit op

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try netmums or Reddit op"

Netmums makes this site look normal.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

As look at me posts go, its a bit different.

A+ would read again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As look at me posts go, its a bit different.

A+ would read again

Fuck all to look at mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there

...the words of a real woman. "

She may shag you if you're lucky, you know, like real women do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try netmums or Reddit op

Netmums makes this site look normal. "

Harsh, hunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there

...the words of a real woman.

She may shag you if you're lucky, you know, like real women do"

PMSL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

Tbf I could of typed this

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By *ueenbee77Woman
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there

...the words of a real woman.

She may shag you if you're lucky, you know, like real women do"

In my dreams

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By *ueenbee77Woman
over a year ago

Rotherham

"You never mentioned gangbangs. Are you happy for me to take your quota? I need 50 in one night for my fantasy. Just to clarify, I'm the fem of the couple. "

Love this

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By *ueenbee77Woman
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?

Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab?

...I do not envy the ladies of fab than

No she might like a good pounding

Are you sure you are not secretly expressing your desires

Damn you caught me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As look at me posts go, its a bit different.

A+ would read again

Pahaha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

You tell em!

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?

Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab?

...I do not envy the ladies of fab than

No she might like a good pounding

Are you sure you are not secretly expressing your desires

Damn you caught me out

...red handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant thread!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No, not cynical. Not original. Just another girl with a dislike of several things, posting about it on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SHOWUSYOURBEAVER

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SHOWUSYOURBEAVER"

He's out in the garden at the minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex made me suck cock after a meet now I can’t get enough of it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SHOWUSYOURBEAVER

He's out in the garden at the minute. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

You forgot the tea..most important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really

He could just bring me food.

That would also work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really

He could just bring me food.

That would also work. "

Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really

He could just bring me food.

That would also work.

Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever

Well that's me fucked then.

Not literally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really

He could just bring me food.

That would also work.

Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever

Well that's me fucked then.

Not literally."

Fiiiiiine.

I’ll step up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really

He could just bring me food.

That would also work.

Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever

Well that's me fucked then.

Not literally.

Fiiiiiine.

I’ll step up."

You're bringing me food?

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over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really

He could just bring me food.

That would also work.

Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever

Well that's me fucked then.

Not literally.

Fiiiiiine.

I’ll step up.

You're bringing me food?

Oh, I meant the fucking.

I’ll bring you some Cheetos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really

He could just bring me food.

That would also work.

Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever

Well that's me fucked then.

Not literally.

Fiiiiiine.

I’ll step up.

You're bringing me food?

Oh, I meant the fucking.

I’ll bring you some Cheetos."

Most romantic thing you've ever said.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

"
but what about one tit out Thursdays is that OK lol

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over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

Looks like someone's hacked your account.....

Winston

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over a year ago

"Do you like the summer?

Go away..."

Girl… how do you not like the summer???!

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over a year ago

"Do you like the summer?

Go away...

Girl… how do you not like the summer???! "

The sun and the heat.

That pretty much sums it up.

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over a year ago

"Do you like the summer?

Go away...

Girl… how do you not like the summer???! "

I’m bringing her round to it, slowly.

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over a year ago

"Do you like the summer?

Go away...

Girl… how do you not like the summer???!

The sun and the heat.

That pretty much sums it up. "

Gurrllll

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over a year ago

"Get my tits out on a Tuesday

Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!

I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!

Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??

Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!

Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.

Does this make me cynical? Negative?

Most likely....

Tbf I could of typed this

Haha same actually

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over a year ago

"Do you like the summer?

Go away...

Girl… how do you not like the summer???!

The sun and the heat.

That pretty much sums it up. "

I'm with You on this, though Mrs loves the sun and the heat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not Tuesday anymore so does this mean you will get your tits out?

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over a year ago

"It’s not Tuesday anymore so does this mean you will get your tits out?"

She’s at work.

I’ll send you her boobs.

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over a year ago

"It’s not Tuesday anymore so does this mean you will get your tits out?

She’s at work.

I’ll send you her boobs."

Top man

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