FabSwingers.com forum: Unfortunate business names

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apologies if it has been done before. What hasn't!

The parcel delivery company - DPD (insert the erm....')

A local Estate Agent - R C Head

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

Two well matched stone masons in Swansea are :

Nurse & Payne ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some great web domains out there e.g.

Penisland.com for all pen related purchases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have a plumber in the next village to us who's van has the sign,Leeke & sons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that the headquarters fur the kennel club is in Barking ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a shoe shop in the Kings Road in Chelsea called R.Soles and a sandwich bar near Chancery Lane tube called Butty Boys. Theres also a chain of fruit based drink shops' called 'Lovejuice'

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ive done work for a R. Sole.

Theres a company down our way called 'Munters' but I cant remember what they do.

A buyer at a clients used to be called Cliff Head.

Ive done signs for Dominoes with '7" Pizza with Personal Cheese only £1.99'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The well hung meat company, down Devon way

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

A waffle shop in Spain called man a can piss and had sign of little boy peeing

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

firm near us called STD has that written down the side of there big silver vans

whoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember ony fools and horses TIT Trotters independent traders.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The faulty Towers sign at a certain split second. Flowery Twats (I think)

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By *indylou47Woman
over a year ago

BOLTON

There's a village in Shropshire called Knockin and the village shop is called the Knockin Shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish & Chip shop called A Salt and Battery

Hairdressers: Curl up and dye

Stubbs the prosthethic makers

My fave builders: William the Concreter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen an ad for a furniture company called 'Sofa King'...

"No wonder our prices are SofaKing low"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an English tutor called Richard Head

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

There is a clothes shop oppisite Xstasia called Kunties..........

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By *indylou47Woman
over a year ago

BOLTON

My friend loves Dickens Cider (don't we all?)

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

There is a concrete lorry hire firm in Kent called 'Jim'll Mix It' - 'bet they're not doing alot of business just now.

(what with the building trade being so down lately)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a concrete lorry hire firm in Kent called 'Jim'll Mix It' - 'bet they're not doing alot of business just now.

(what with the building trade being so down lately)"

Oh bloody hell, I forgot about them! I feel sorry for that firm

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"The faulty Towers sign at a certain split second. Flowery Twats (I think)"

I think the Fawltey Towers sign was changed for something completly different each episode but it was always an anagram of the same letters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not far from me, in the land where 'I'm my own Grandpa'... there is a sandwich shop with the delightful name of...

'GIZEM BAKERY'

Anyone for mayo...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. and in South Africa, there is a beer with the attractive name of...

Kuntsman.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

The italian offshoot of Powergen (move the space between the foLlowing name for best effect)

Powergen italia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was driving down the road this morning and heard a loud jangly ice cream van type jingle of the original Batman theme.. Looked around for the source and there was a travelling sandwich van called "Bap Van"

Made me smile and also recall a sandwich shop in Paignton, Torbay when on holiday a few years ago called 'Debbie's Big Baps'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cafe in Nottingham called "eat me out"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The car dealership 'Dick Lovett' always makes me chuckle!!

I feel like ringing to see if a husky voiced receptionist answers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be an Italian restaurant in Preston called 'Bella Roma' (try it out-loud).

Also there seems to be loads of big black cock porn channels on tv, BBC One, BBC Four, etc...

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

"The car dealership 'Dick Lovett' always makes me chuckle!!

I feel like ringing to see if a husky voiced receptionist answers!

They have a receptionist in the Gloucster showroom who is soooo hot !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a company that cleans ses pits for caravans called "turd bergalers" if thats how you smell it..

The cock and pound pub..

Ans theres a street in Chichester west sussex called 'buttwhole road'

.. Ohh Ass Street and Anal Street in Derby lol..

Both Bass street and Canal Street but the bushes was covering the first letter lol!!

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"The well hung meat company, down Devon way"

there's one in northumberland

called Well Hung and Tender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a chipy in stockport calls it self wan king take away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a chipy in stockport calls it self wan king take away "

Used to be a chippy here years ago called Bo Bo's. the Owner smelt like he had bad bo bo to

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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago

sandwell

There is a company that makes lifts called "Schindlers"

Estate agent called "Nick Tart" is my favourite though

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