FabSwingers.com forum: What's a question you hate being asked

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *uffsandCropsCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Bra size.

I envy most on here

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what you looking for?"

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

So everything isn’t in proportion?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Will u do overtime today? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a man or a woman?

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Why do you think so much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy cat: Hi what you up to?

Owl: Is this the way to Amarillo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do I do for a living…it’s hard to answer that truthfully without people instantly knowing who I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Fancy a chat?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell me what all of your tattoos are and where do you have them"?

I could, but can't be arsed too is the perfect answer usually!

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Is it in yet?

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Where does your lap go when you stand up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you?"

Sorry.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"How are you?"

Proper good! You?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice cock want it sucked? This annoys me I mean what's wrong with a polite hello to start?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you free to meet tonight

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Can I ask you something/a question?

Ermmmm, you just have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they real (my boobs) yes they are thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You alright. How are you. Yes not bad and you..yes all good.. You don't care/interested so why say it.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

What are you up too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does your face look like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in yet?"

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Are you dressed?

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Wuu2 or wuin2?

I also hate where do you work or where abouts are you in a first message .

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Are you Tom Hardy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you wearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you wearing "

What are you wearing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big is your cock?

Aaaarrrggghhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you wearing

What are you wearing? "
pyjamas butty

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

What are you into?

Will you come to my hotel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are you from?

Hate that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who takes your photos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you looking for?

What’s your type?

Why you here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you squirt?

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By *nigmatic x DivinityCouple
over a year ago

Up town top ranking

"Why do you think so much?"

Cogito ergo sum

One of my my favourite philosophers x

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

How kinky are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you remember where you put it?

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By *essieScottCouple
over a year ago

Tilbury

"What things are you into..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s your usual type?

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

What’s your name?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Why are you in a wheelchair?

Or even better.... Why are you wheelchair bound?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Can I ask you a question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most things at the moment.

Just in that kind of mood...

I will happily Bitch slap someone just for asking my name.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

What you you up to?

Where do you live?

What did you have for breakfast?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Most things at the moment.

Just in that kind of mood...

I will happily Bitch slap someone just for asking my name."

......so, what was your name again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want me so bad it hurts?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate being asked what question I hate being asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What am I into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you free

No if I was I would be flying the meet now flag

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Is it in yet?

Are you finished?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats for tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys asking if they can suck my cock even after reading I'm straight and not looking for males

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Do you squirt?"

Yup, I squirt brown sauce over my Bacon and Mushroom sandwiches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want all the womEn in here

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By *aught by natureMan
over a year ago

Kingston

How old is my puppy. Fuck knows why everyone wants to know in terms of weeks.. Why. Just why do they need to know.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s ‘What's a question you hate being asked’ funnily enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s ‘What's a question you hate being asked’ funnily enough

What app does Rex use to make his willy appear bigger.....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s ‘What's a question you hate being asked’ funnily enough

What app does Rex use to make his willy appear bigger.....

Pornhub

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Wuu2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s ‘What's a question you hate being asked’ funnily enough

What app does Rex use to make his willy appear bigger.....

Pornhub

I knew it ......

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Do you need the toilet?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Do you need the toilet?"

Or, do you have a toilet?

... no, go pee in the garden like everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate being asked if in interested in someone or not by the actual person.

If I answer yes they think they've got me and its all easy.

If I answer no then that's that a whole load of rejection and I feel rubbish for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you do this thing?

When I was already planning on doing the damn thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What am I into.. shut up asking that!!! J x

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By *ood Girl KatWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

When ever I get asked what I want for food.

Like don't ask me that! That's too much of a tough decision for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question? Just fucking did mate.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

How do you satisfy so many women simultaneously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yet! As in reached destination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big are your boobs, do you like breast play, just landed in my inbox... just yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not having a big cock I'd say when I'm asked how big it is. . Bummer

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

What I'm looking for and fancy meeting now totally ignoring my preference

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The problem with 1st-message single-line questions is they kind-of dump all the work in your lap:

u looking? or r u free? etc

..probably annoys me the most as it's kind-of presumptuous (ie it assumes It'd be for them) and I either have to outright lie ("sorry I'm not"), completely ignore (I find doing that a bit soul destroying after a while), or formulate something like "Well I am, but not really for you though I'm afraid x".

what u up 2?

..does annoy me a bit too, as it's kind of not their business (almost by default) - but someone pointed out that some people could be fishing for drug partners when they say this (be careful TV's and CD's, some druggies can lose their curiosity when they start come down!)

Regarding "what u into?" though

..I have a pretty big profile so I don't actually mind repeating this one! It's quite easy for me to send someone running in one quick line!

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

How's fab treating you?

What are you looking for?

Is my penis small?

Do you like big cocks?

Can I see your pics?

Car meet now? (Not sure if question or demand)

Can I ask you a question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's fab treating you?

What are you looking for?

Is my penis small?

Do you like big cocks?

Can I see your pics?

Car meet now? (Not sure if question or demand)

Can I ask you a question?

Damn, there goes 6 of my best opening lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your ultimate fantasy?

Apparently coming home to a hoovered carpet and dishes free sink is not the ultimate wank material. Every day a school day on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you work on the 4th floor?

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Do you know so and so he's from Ireland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uffolkClareClactonDaveCouple
over a year ago

Felixstowe/Clacton-on-Sea

"Would you like to meet?" messages from straight guys when our profile clearly says you must be bi-curious at the very least if you want to play with us.

"Can you accommodate?" when our profile clearly says that we can't.

"Is Mistress there with you?" when our profile clearly says that we don't live in the same town.

Notice the common denominator here guys?

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
over a year ago

SA3

What are you up to?

Free now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

Why do you have no kids!

Sorry I didn’t get the memo saying we must have kids!

Then the why are you single, why don’t you have a permanent job…

Sorry my life isn’t perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a Indian guy do you eat curry everyday

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Is this your car sir?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when I say your not my type and they reply what is your type? …… does it really matter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it when I say your not my type and they reply what is your type? …… does it really matter!"
the good ol' ahh I'm actually that person you described

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

How are you still single?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it when I say your not my type and they reply what is your type? …… does it really matter!the good ol' ahh I'm actually that person you described "
why bother asking….it’s not like you can change the way you look lol

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I hate it when I say your not my type and they reply what is your type? …… does it really matter!"

How about if they reply: * you're ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it when I say your not my type and they reply what is your type? …… does it really matter!

How about if they reply: * you're ?

"
haha piss off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I hate it when I say your not my type and they reply what is your type? …… does it really matter!

How about if they reply: * you're ?

haha piss off "

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I hate it when I say your not my type and they reply what is your type? …… does it really matter!"

--This is because if you feed them lines they can attempt to adapt to them!

I get it re my bdsm kinks when someone clearly knows almost nothing about it, but won't be deterred by my problems with that! They try to get me to detail certain things... so they can tell me well that's their big speciality! I've just learnt to see early when theyre chancing or not.

If you know what you want, follow your instinct and keep it simple like you say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it when I say your not my type and they reply what is your type? …… does it really matter!the good ol' ahh I'm actually that person you described why bother asking….it’s not like you can change the way you look lol"

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

May I ask you a question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate messages with few words, like the 3 messages over the past couple of days from same person:

Hey x

U talk x

U not talk? X

I do talk and anyone who knows me knows what a total chatterbox I can be, but give me something to talk about first

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I don't mind what questions l get asked

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By *ereagainlolMan
over a year ago

Lerwick

What have you got to be depressed about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What're you in to?

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What're you in to?"

Lol it happens alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you actually meet couples ? X

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Do you actually meet couples ? X"

Really?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

What's for lunch.

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What's for lunch."

Fish or chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's for lunch.

Fish or chicken"
fish and a rice cake

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

"Does my bum look big in this"? Hate that question because I can't lie

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

I know I don’t have any pics or verification, but want to Kik ?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"What do I do for a living…it’s hard to answer that truthfully without people instantly knowing who I am"

I'm not sure that pic is really of you Boris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i see a face pic? Often ends in rejection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'is that real'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are you actually from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a quick one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a quick one

Do you though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Do you want to face time? Go on, just a quick one”

Errr NOOO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When an opening message on fab says "It is you isn't it!". I mean, how are you suppose to reply to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What job do you do ? Always judged on social status with this one. Prefer to be judged on my actions

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Is that it? "

Was it?!

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