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Part Of The Furniture...

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By *issBehavingxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sometimes in the forums seeing the same people posting a lot, it seems they're part of the furniture in here...

If you were part of the forum furniture what would you be.....and why??

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I'd be the Dining Table.... Cause it gets laid at least 3 times a day

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would be the fly on the wall

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

this sound like one of those really bad Blind Date sell yourself to cilla bits

but

id be a fluffy glove - soft of the outside crunchy on the inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when did flies and fluffy gloves become furniture???

I would be the telly - entertaining but u could turn me off ........ or on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a pillow... Get plenty of head every night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be the fly on the wall"

Since when's a fly been furniture?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I would be the larder. You can usually find something nice to nibble

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Im going to be a 'Mirror' so you girls can do that thing at me when your getting ready.

You know, pat ya belly, look at yaself from an angle, pull ya bum inwards n that.

Yeah Im going to be a mirror.

Such a fucking pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be the fly on the wall

Since when's a fly been furniture? "

Ha great minds

I would have to be a bed.. so i could see all the naughty ness

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would be the funky bean bag in the corner.

Lot's of ladies squatting on me and bouncing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not strictly furniture but ill be the floor... got layed a long time ago and is used to being walked over

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I would be the fly on the wall

Since when's a fly been furniture? "

I cant stop laughing now lol

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By *issBehavingxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I might change my mind and be the door....... since it gets banged all the time

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"I would be the fly on the wall

Since when's a fly been furniture?

Ha great minds

I would have to be a bed.. so i could see all the naughty ness "

bloody hell ill be a floor then, never minded a good rug

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ok, i will be the spare chair, you always need a spare chair at a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might change my mind and be the door....... since it gets banged all the time "

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

The shag pile carpet......this is a retro lounge

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

fuck cant be the floor CuteNSassy69 is the floor ill be!!!!!

a lamp - as you can easily turn me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this sound like one of those really bad Blind Date sell yourself to cilla bits

but

id be a fluffy glove - soft of the outside crunchy on the inside

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Are you shagging the glove?

Crunchy on the inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be the CCTV system

and I wouldn't miss a fkin trick

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd be be the cupboard... I wouldn't sag no to abit of slamming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the DVD player - so I could get played with over and over again

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

I would be the couch.Big and comfy.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"I would be the couch.Big and comfy."

i so should have been the couch

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By *issBehavingxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I see no one volunteers to be the curtains.... must be worried about all the cocks getting wiped on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see no one volunteers to be the curtains.... must be worried about all the cocks getting wiped on them

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I'd be told to pull myself together if they were me lol

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By *issBehavingxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I see no one volunteers to be the curtains.... must be worried about all the cocks getting wiped on them

I'd be told to pull myself together if they were me lol "

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By *umsuckMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Computer chair,that's where most of the action happens......well at mine anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the remote control - I fancy the idea of everyone fighting over me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know its a far cry from furniture but ide be a glass .... Easy to break but hands, tongues and mouths on you all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see no one volunteers to be the curtains.... must be worried about all the cocks getting wiped on them

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By *ornyGCCouple
over a year ago

Slaithwaite

I'd be the alarm clock to get you UP in the morning. When I go off you bang me hard to get a bit more of the good stuff!

Enough Double Entendres in one there lol?

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