FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you.... the Cherry needs distracting edition

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My mate Cherry apparently has adult stuff she should be doing (and sadly I don't think she means me) so we need to distract her with smut from our mates.

Also, the OP is once again needy and attention seeking. So... have at it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

First in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First in.

Speedy bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"First in.

Speedy bum

Or luck of the irish. But I like the thought that your checking out my arse.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I'm in, and obviously fancy the tits off posh

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’m in

it’s been a while since I played

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By *ayleedsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Am in any one in leeds

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First in.

Speedy bum

Or luck of the irish. But I like the thought that your checking out my arse.

Me? Sweet n innocent I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in (for a short time) for more fun and frolics.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm in, and obviously fancy the tits off posh"

Aww Spud... that explains why they fell off then

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Annnnnd…IN!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

In and happy to play part time postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"I'm in, and obviously fancy the tits off posh

Aww Spud... that explains why they fell off then

Haha, sorry 'bout that!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in

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By *heStockingsmanMan
over a year ago

marske

Shall dip my toe in again hopefully a bit more luck today

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Cherry... Friday

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Shall dip my toe in again hopefully a bit more luck today

Different day different luck

... In for the giggles

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"First in.

Speedy bum

Or luck of the irish. But I like the thought that your checking out my arse.

*lamp post piss*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go on then

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By *heStockingsmanMan
over a year ago

marske

"Shall dip my toe in again hopefully a bit more luck today

Different day different luck

... In for the giggles

Yeah it all good fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you fancy yourself?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And I'm kicking off with one from one of my sexy mates to another gorgeous mate...

Would you please tell Cheeky.69 that I think that photo of her holding her boots is great but it would be better if she dropped those boots and just pedal u to my bed with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure I’m in for a while as I missed the ones yesterday

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First in.

Speedy bum

Or luck of the irish. But I like the thought that your checking out my arse.

*lamp post piss*

Shit. Have I got to find a lamp post?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Message for NSP

B( .) ( .)bie snuggles soon?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"First in.

Speedy bum

Or luck of the irish. But I like the thought that your checking out my arse.

*lamp post piss*

Shit. Have I got to find a lamp post?"

Nah... you can share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popping in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From my sexy mate to my sexy mate...

Message for Emily36C

I know you’re only in for giggles, but can I sweeten my offering with cake?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First in.

Speedy bum

Or luck of the irish. But I like the thought that your checking out my arse.

*lamp post piss*

Shit. Have I got to find a lamp post?

Nah... you can share

Awww... you're too kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I’m late but I come with a message from a very handsome friend of mine for Cheeky.69

he says:

Please let her know that she’s already on my hotlist and I would love to see her drop those boots!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Message for NSP

B( .) ( .)bie snuggles soon?

I love a snuggle of the boobs! Where am I taking them?

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I’m in

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’ll be back to check all my messages later

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

In to chuck some smut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In to chuck some smut"

I’m not cleaning that up

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Message for NSP

B( .) ( .)bie snuggles soon?

I love a snuggle of the boobs! Where am I taking them?"

To my inbox

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"First in.

Speedy bum

Or luck of the irish. But I like the thought that your checking out my arse.

*lamp post piss*

Shit. Have I got to find a lamp post?

Nah... you can share

Awww... you're too kind

It's a burden.. but, well, I need the karma points

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"In to chuck some smut

I’m not cleaning that up

I've learned to bring my own mop, don't worry

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One for a gorgeous laydee from my sexy mate...

Can you ask Monkeynut if she’d like to slide in to my DM’s for a little flirting, she’s hot xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Message for NSP

B( .) ( .)bie snuggles soon?

I love a snuggle of the boobs! Where am I taking them?

To my inbox

En route

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

We are in

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

We're in again

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from a sexy mate to that gorgeous lady...

Monkeynut, I had not had the pleasure of seeing your profile until now, but can I say that as I looked through your profile pics two things got my attention instantly,.... your beautiful eyes. They are captivating to say the least.

The rest of the male population would have stopped at your first picture for the obvious reason.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another sexy man wants me to pass this on...

Message for Monkeynut, if you’d be so kind?…

Please tell her that I stumbled across her profile earlier today and am already rather smitten!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Message for Monkeynut

She'd be welcome to monkey with my nuts

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"My mate Cherry apparently has adult stuff she should be doing (and sadly I don't think she means me) so we need to distract her with smut from our mates.

Also, the OP is once again needy and attention seeking. So... have at it

Woop!!!

Thanks Posh you angel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally! She’s here

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My mate Cherry apparently has adult stuff she should be doing (and sadly I don't think she means me) so we need to distract her with smut from our mates.

Also, the OP is once again needy and attention seeking. So... have at it

Woop!!!

Thanks Posh you angel!

You're late!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And a sexy lady mate says...

Can you tell Bootylover

Wow just wow, sat here drooling over you

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"My mate Cherry apparently has adult stuff she should be doing (and sadly I don't think she means me) so we need to distract her with smut from our mates.

Also, the OP is once again needy and attention seeking. So... have at it

Woop!!!

Thanks Posh you angel!

You're late!!

I was cleaning dildos and finding shoes.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just received a Raven from a gorgeous hunk of a man asking if I can tell Wildblonde something!

He says:

Tell her that she has a little something on her face there, but don’t worry, I’ll bend down and lick that off

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"First in.

Speedy bum

Or luck of the irish. But I like the thought that your checking out my arse.

Me? Sweet n innocent I am

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'll play for a while please Posh Pants

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"One for a gorgeous laydee from my sexy mate...

Can you ask Monkeynut if she’d like to slide in to my DM’s for a little flirting, she’s hot xx"

I always like a little flirting

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Cherry... Friday

Cannot wait to faceplant in your tits my beaut

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Incoming message for Sweet and Spice…

“Wow! Those legs are incredible”.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My mate Cherry apparently has adult stuff she should be doing (and sadly I don't think she means me) so we need to distract her with smut from our mates.

Also, the OP is once again needy and attention seeking. So... have at it

Woop!!!

Thanks Posh you angel!

You're late!!

I was cleaning dildos and finding shoes.....

Oooh. You've just reminded me. I need to do that!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Good morning everyone

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'll play for a while please sweet n innocent Posh Pants

Of course

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

A message from a very sexy lady friend of mine, looking for distraction to the equally sexy Posh,

Please tell that delectable Posh that she's getting a snog on Friday, tongues too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go On then why not, in

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"One from a sexy mate to that gorgeous lady...

The rest of the male population would have stopped at your first picture for the obvious reason.

"And another sexy man wants me to pass this on...

Message for Monkeynut, if you’d be so kind?…

Please tell her that I stumbled across her profile earlier today and am already rather smitten!"

Reveal yourselves

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Go on then, I'm in!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"From my sexy mate to my sexy mate...

Message for Emily36C

I know you’re only in for giggles, but can I sweeten my offering with cake?

Always up for cake

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooooft... Cherry! I've got a sexy mate here who says...

Can you please tell Cherry I'd like to distract her with my wang

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'll play for a while please sweet n innocent Posh Pants

Of course

Ffs

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A message from a very sexy lady friend of mine, looking for distraction to the equally sexy Posh,

Please tell that delectable Posh that she's getting a snog on Friday, tongues too

I was going to be behaving myself... but she's the exception to that rule!

(Saturday though... I'm not attending Friday)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Go On then why not, in"

Hello stranger

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Cherryonatop you lucky lady a very very handsome man says

Cherryonatop you don’t need the dildos there’s enough of me to keep you busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out now my loves

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hey Blondie... you gorgeous woman! My sexy mate says...

Can you tell wildblonde69 I'd love her to be wild with me!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m out now my loves

Aww Steve! Noooo!

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"One from a sexy mate to that gorgeous lady...

The rest of the male population would have stopped at your first picture for the obvious reason.

And another sexy man wants me to pass this on...

Message for Monkeynut, if you’d be so kind?…

Please tell her that I stumbled across her profile earlier today and am already rather smitten!

Reveal yourselves

I must confess that I have a thing for sexy eyes. Of course I enjoy other sexy features of a ladies figure.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy babe of a mate wants me to pass this on...

Can you please let Bootylover I'm adding to the amount of drool that he is accumulating ... I hope he can swim?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A rather sexy guy wants to ask Monkeynuts ....

Further to being smitten, I would love to see more of you .

The eyes and other attributes in your public pics are so alluring....

What wonders await in your friends only photos ?!?!?

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Cherryonatop you lucky lady a very very handsome man says

Cherryonatop you don’t need the dildos there’s enough of me to keep you busy"

Oooh really

Well I need to see to decide if that's true really...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go On then why not, in

Hello stranger

Hi flower

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Oooooft... Cherry! I've got a sexy mate here who says...

Can you please tell Cherry I'd like to distract her with my wang

Slap it in my face

That will get my attention

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Oooooft... Cherry! I've got a sexy mate here who says...

Can you please tell Cherry I'd like to distract her with my wang

Slap it in my face

That will get my attention

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By *heStockingsmanMan
over a year ago

marske

From a very sexy couple

to wildblonde69

We're more than happy to help hold your heels up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And a sexy lady mate says...

Can you tell Bootylover

Wow just wow, sat here drooling over you"

Drooling can be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for cherry from a rather charming chap…

‘As you know I won’t be dancing at the weekend. Are there any other ways our bodies could get close up?’

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Incoming message for Sweet and Spice…

“Wow! Those legs are incredible”."

You should see the rest of me

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Oooooft... Cherry! I've got a sexy mate here who says...

Can you please tell Cherry I'd like to distract her with my wang

Slap it in my face

That will get my attention

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sexy babe of a mate wants me to pass this on...

Can you please let Bootylover I'm adding to the amount of drool that he is accumulating ... I hope he can swim?!

I can, doggy style

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Message for cherry from a rather charming chap…

‘As you know I won’t be dancing at the weekend. Are there any other ways our bodies could get close up?’"

Oh you will be dancing... horizontal rhumba maybe?

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Incoming message for Sweet and Spice…

“Wow! Those legs are incredible”.

You should see the rest of me

Chance would be a fine thing

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, whether that leads to a message only time will tell

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Message for Yondu

A rather gorgeous lady would really like to compare lingerie some time

Fill yer boots mate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm out

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"i'm out

Dammit! And I was just about to send a filthy message for you....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A sexy siren in my box says...

Bearded guy....

It's a good thing I have a library card, cause I'm totally checking you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm out

Dammit! And I was just about to send a filthy message for you.... "

yeah right

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm in

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

My upper class (

) delicious mate wants to say:

can you tell SurreyMassageGentleman that if he would be so kind as to show me what he can do with his hands, I'll demonstrate what I can do with my mouth

Can I watch please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexy siren in my box says...

Bearded guy....

It's a good thing I have a library card, cause I'm totally checking you out

There might be a fine for a late return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In whilst I should be doing house work….this could be more fun

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

This gorgeous man mountain would like to say:

Please tell Monkeynut us monkeys need to stick together, preferably while naked

Grrrrr!

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"My upper class (

) delicious mate wants to say:

can you tell SurreyMassageGentleman that if he would be so kind as to show me what he can do with his hands, I'll demonstrate what I can do with my mouth

Can I watch please?

That is a resounding YES on both counts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for Yondu

A rather gorgeous lady would really like to compare lingerie some time

Fill yer boots mate!!

I need some boots

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My utterly gorgeous and fruity mate (

) says...

can you please tell Wonko that I would completely and utterly fuck the sanity out of him...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another very sexy mate is using his best chat up line on my gorgeous pal...

Cherry...

You me and a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles.

How about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My utterly gorgeous and fruity mate (

) says...

can you please tell Wonko that I would completely and utterly fuck the sanity out of him...

i'm not in so the message doesnt count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have I missed

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"And another very sexy mate is using his best chat up line on my gorgeous pal...

Cherry...

You me and a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles.

How about it

Sounds like a dream date

Washed down with a bottle of raspberry gin and I'm in

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm in for a while

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"My utterly gorgeous and fruity mate (

) says...

can you please tell Wonko that I would completely and utterly fuck the sanity out of him...

i'm not actually sane so the message doesnt count"

FTFY Wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Happy hump day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

Ready and waiting

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Oooo Posh! This sssexyyy guy just messaged saying:

Can you tell posh that she makes a superb Emu

What the hull is that about??

(Hull, did you see what I did there?!!)

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.

Joining the queue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.

Joining the queue...

Step this way, warmed up hands or not

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

My handsome Horny mate sent me this!

Could you please tell MellRose that she has very sexy eyes. FAF?

Ooooft!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Offt... playing postie for a sexy friend:

Can you please tell Mancunianjay that I can think of something else to work on that wouldn't be a chore!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Incoming message for Sweet and Spice…

“Wow! Those legs are incredible”.

You should see the rest of me

Chance would be a fine thing

Looks like I'll have to join the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offt... playing postie for a sexy friend:

Can you please tell Mancunianjay that I can think of something else to work on that wouldn't be a chore!

Oooft

Chores can be put on the back burner, what distractions can you possibly entice me with in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop that cherry

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Am i too late to play today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My handsome Horny mate sent me this!

Could you please tell MellRose that she has very sexy eyes. FAF?

Ooooft!

You know where my inbox is

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.

Joining the queue...

Step this way, warmed up hands or not

Can I take a spanking from all of you?

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Pop that cherry"

Could be messy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.

Joining the queue...

Step this way, warmed up hands or not

Can I take a spanking from all of you?

Since you asked so nicely

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.

Joining the queue...

Step this way, warmed up hands or not

Can I take a spanking from all of you?

Everyone?

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

I will play

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oooo Posh! This sssexyyy guy just messaged saying:

Can you tell posh that she makes a superb Emu

What the hull is that about??

(Hull, did you see what I did there?!!)

That was genius... tell Rod he's outrageous and I hope he doesn't warm his hands first

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.

Joining the queue...

Step this way, warmed up hands or not

Can I take a spanking from all of you?

Everyone?

Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.

Joining the queue...

Step this way, warmed up hands or not

Can I take a spanking from all of you?

Me?

I can't spank! I'd just giggle whilst flapping a flogger around then probably just fuck you with the handle...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.

Joining the queue...

Step this way, warmed up hands or not

Can I take a spanking from all of you?

Me?

I can't spank! I'd just giggle whilst flapping a flogger around then probably just fuck you with the handle...

Deal

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.

Joining the queue...

Step this way, warmed up hands or not

Can I take a spanking from all of you?

Everyone?

Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go

Hah! See reply for detail of my 'spotting'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try again today after yesterdays failure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop that cherry

Could be messy...

"
cum n feathers everywhere

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm always a failure so maybe today is the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.

Joining the queue...

Step this way, warmed up hands or not

Can I take a spanking from all of you?

Everyone?

Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go

Hah! See reply for detail of my 'spotting'

One does have two hands, and there would be two fine bums…I’m a mathematical genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.

Joining the queue...

Step this way, warmed up hands or not

Can I take a spanking from all of you?

Everyone?

Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go

Hah! See reply for detail of my 'spotting'

One does have two hands, and there would be two fine bums…I’m a mathematical genius

Cough cough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello pervs, let's see the smut then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.

Joining the queue...

Step this way, warmed up hands or not

Can I take a spanking from all of you?

Everyone?

Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go

Hah! See reply for detail of my 'spotting'

One does have two hands, and there would be two fine bums…I’m a mathematical genius

Cough cough

Three fine bums... I'm sure we can work it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in n out, in n out, in n out……

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"And another very sexy mate is using his best chat up line on my gorgeous pal...

Cherry...

You me and a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles.

How about it

Sounds like a dream date

Washed down with a bottle of raspberry gin and I'm in

Ok but you can have all the gin and we will just share the Pringles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My utterly gorgeous and fruity mate (

) says...

can you please tell Wonko that I would completely and utterly fuck the sanity out of him...

i'm not actually sane so the message doesnt count

FTFY Wonko

ftfy?

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"And another very sexy mate is using his best chat up line on my gorgeous pal...

Cherry...

You me and a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles.

How about it

Sounds like a dream date

Washed down with a bottle of raspberry gin and I'm in

Ok but you can have all the gin and we will just share the Pringles

Yeesss!!

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"My utterly gorgeous and fruity mate (

) says...

can you please tell Wonko that I would completely and utterly fuck the sanity out of him...

i'm not actually sane so the message doesnt count

FTFY Wonko

ftfy?"

Fixed That For You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.

Joining the queue...

Step this way, warmed up hands or not

Can I take a spanking from all of you?

Everyone?

Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go

Hah! See reply for detail of my 'spotting'

One does have two hands, and there would be two fine bums…I’m a mathematical genius

Cough cough

I need a third hand

Can I use other parts of my body to compensate the lack of the third hand when I have 3 very fine Bums now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from a fine beautiful lady :

Please tell Mr Fahrenheit I'm ready and waiting for him to show me his smut

You best go get her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My utterly gorgeous and fruity mate (

) says...

can you please tell Wonko that I would completely and utterly fuck the sanity out of him...

i'm not actually sane so the message doesnt count

FTFY Wonko

pfft. my sanity never changes

ftfy?

Fixed That For You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.

Joining the queue...

Step this way, warmed up hands or not

Can I take a spanking from all of you?

Everyone?

Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go

Hah! See reply for detail of my 'spotting'

One does have two hands, and there would be two fine bums…I’m a mathematical genius

Cough cough

I need a third hand

Can I use other parts of my body to compensate the lack of the third hand when I have 3 very fine Bums now

You can indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m happy, I got one

thank you random internet person

I’m away now

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I'll give this another go, why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages seemed to have stopped and it’s getting far too clicky for me so I’m out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.

Joining the queue...

Step this way, warmed up hands or not

Can I take a spanking from all of you?

Everyone?

Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go

Hah! See reply for detail of my 'spotting'

One does have two hands, and there would be two fine bums…I’m a mathematical genius

Cough cough

I need a third hand

Can I use other parts of my body to compensate the lack of the third hand when I have 3 very fine Bums now

You can indeed

Consider it two big hands and a

then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message from a fine beautiful lady :

Please tell Mr Fahrenheit I'm ready and waiting for him to show me his smut

You best go get her

I'm in need of clarification as to whom this might be. Send me your boobs and I'll try and guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck this secret shit, Emily36C your hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!

(I'm cracking myself up typing that

)

Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all

I know, right? These people just don't get the memo

I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking

I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking

I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.

Joining the queue...

Step this way, warmed up hands or not

Can I take a spanking from all of you?

Everyone?

Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go

Hah! See reply for detail of my 'spotting'

One does have two hands, and there would be two fine bums…I’m a mathematical genius

Cough cough

I need a third hand

Can I use other parts of my body to compensate the lack of the third hand when I have 3 very fine Bums now

You can indeed

Consider it two big hands and a

then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fuck this secret shit, Emily36C your hot.

Oops I was too late sorry

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Oooo Mellrose another for you from a very sexy guy!

Melrose, you must renew because I've only just added you to my hotlist and would love to get you on my christalive I can't believe I'm so lucky list. And sink my teeth into that perfect arse of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo Mellrose another for you from a very sexy guy!

Melrose, you must renew because I've only just added you to my hotlist and would love to get you on my christalive I can't believe I'm so lucky list. And sink my teeth into that perfect arse of yours

Still deciding I’m afraid

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Right you sexy lot! I'm off to do a short burst of adulting! Thank you for the distractions, I will be back in a while for more filth

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Anyone want another round?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Anyone want another round?"

Guiness please

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Anyone want another round?"

Only if you’re in

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