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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just thought I'd ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pics.

Go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea … next question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea … next question.

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

To eat what we want without getting fat

Ms

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I tell you what they want, what they really really want

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Fun and adventure with no Dramatic Drama Llamas would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs

Food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast in bed

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

w

Woman want what they can’t have

That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet

Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of it.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Woman want what they can’t have

That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet

Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that "

Ten above, not one.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Yeah... I'd just like some multiseed toast right now. Obviously speaking for all women there.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Breakfast in bed "

Only breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To not be a tour guide in the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woman want what they can’t have

That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet

Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that "

Or maybe men on here are dicks.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Yeah... I'd just like some multiseed toast right now. Obviously speaking for all women there."

It's that easy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They all want the D, they just won’t admit it.

*dons flak jacket*

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I just want it to be tomorrow night...so not much really x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breakfast in bed

Only breakfast "

Cheeky! Not just breakfast this morning. I'd like Tom Hardy to magically appear naked in my bedroom too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah... I'd just like some multiseed toast right now. Obviously speaking for all women there."

We would happily have you as a spokeswoman for all women kind

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By *oinerbillMan
over a year ago

warrington

my mate knows exactly - bought his wife a George Foreman grill for christmas !!!

lol, he thinks hes done nothing wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my mate knows exactly - bought his wife a George Foreman grill for christmas !!!

lol, he thinks hes done nothing wrong"

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Diamonds best friends

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

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"Woman want what they can’t have

That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet

Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that

Or maybe men on here are dicks. "

Well you know what they say

If you smell dog shit, someone stood in it. If you smell dog shit all day, check your own shoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now this woman wants breakfast made for her.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woman want what they can’t have

That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet

Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that

Or maybe men on here are dicks.

Well you know what they say

If you smell dog shit, someone stood in it. If you smell dog shit all day, check your own shoe "

Guys are shit.

Glad we agree!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To eat what we want without getting fat

Ms "

Don’t we all ha ha

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

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"Woman want what they can’t have

That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet

Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that

Or maybe men on here are dicks.

Well you know what they say

If you smell dog shit, someone stood in it. If you smell dog shit all day, check your own shoe

Guys are shit.

Glad we agree!! "

With that attitude towards them are you surprised

Check your own shoe, I think you’ll find you’ve stood in something

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

World peace of course!

Oh wait, can that only be asked for during Miss World beauty pageants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woman want what they can’t have

That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet

Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that

Or maybe men on here are dicks.

Well you know what they say

If you smell dog shit, someone stood in it. If you smell dog shit all day, check your own shoe

Guys are shit.

Glad we agree!!

With that attitude towards them are you surprised

Check your own shoe, I think you’ll find you’ve stood in something "

I'm good thanks.

Shockingly I don't actually want or need a guy.

Look above as to why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run it back"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t actually want or need anything

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Useful pockets in clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah... I'd just like some multiseed toast right now. Obviously speaking for all women there."

Like HELL YES!

M&S does a great multi seed toast, and Gail’s too.

I need me a man

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Toast with marmite on and a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um a bebe goat in a jumper for me please

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Right now, a back rub!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

My covid to bugger off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this thread doesn’t have 3 or 4 more to continue, I will be amazed.

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By *ornyguyMan
over a year ago

Hillsborough, NI

there was a film on this exact topic; it should have all the answers

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

A new vacuum cleaner and some marigolds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive cock.

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

No BS

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By *edplusoneCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Such a generic question, it’s hard to answer. We all having changing needs day to day, there is no secret button to press x

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Massive cock."

You're in luck then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Massive cock.

You're in luck then! "

Am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woman want what they can’t have

That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet

Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that "

Are you okay? Do you need a hug?

Sounds to me like you’re salty that your thiccness isn’t enough to get you laid \_(,”)_/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they don't know 80% of the time how the fuck are we meant to

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Massive cock.

You're in luck then!

Am I? "

Yeah fabs full of them so they say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Massive cock.

You're in luck then!

Am I?

Yeah fabs full of them so they say! "

I am a man. I don’t want massive cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So glad we ran this back

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Proper treatment for period pain, endometriosis, and consideration of gynaecological problems without automatic deference to childbearing capacity.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Some decent sleep and a Massage

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Proper treatment for period pain, endometriosis, and consideration of gynaecological problems without automatic deference to childbearing capacity."

I would also go for some of this.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Though also tea, jam on toast and cuddles with my boyfriend.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fun and adventure with no Dramatic Drama Llamas would be nice "

Tbf most guys want that too . Me included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken nuggets and someone to play with their hair. Or is that just my wife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I want covid to do one, I want to figure out my brain and I want to stop wanting because wanting sucks.

Also coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Balls."

Chicken balls and sweet and sour?

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Yeah... I'd just like some multiseed toast right now. Obviously speaking for all women there."

Can’t accommodate. Can travel. Can provide Hovis Seed Sensations.

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Balls.

Chicken balls and sweet and sour?"

I was thinking pork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wanted a nice lay in this morning instead I ended up with a visit to a&e because the kid apparently fell and got Lego stuck up his nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Balls.

Chicken balls and sweet and sour?

I was thinking pork."

Sword?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Balls.

Chicken balls and sweet and sour?

I was thinking pork.

Sword?"

Come on I’m being serious here.

Jokes.

Yes, porking her in the vag.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Massive cock.

You're in luck then! "

There's not 1 at my door yet though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Balls.

Chicken balls and sweet and sour?

I was thinking pork.

Sword?

Come on I’m being serious here.

Jokes.

Yes, porking her in the vag."

Don’t forget the bum hole.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Jaffa Cakes

*shudder*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though I hate Greer. A Greer quote for the thread:

What more could women want?

Freedom, that’s what.

Freedom from being the thing looked at rather than the person looking back. Freedom from self- consciousness. Freedom from the duty of sexual stimulation of jaded male appetite, for which no breast ever bulges hard enough and no leg is ever long enough. Freedom from the uncomfortable clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from shoes that make us shorten our steps and push our buttocks out. Freedom from the ever-present juvenile pulchritude.

Freedom from the humiliating insults heaped on us by the top shelf of the newsagents; freedom from r*pe, whether it is by being undressed verbally by the men on the building site, spied on as we go about our daily business, stopped, propositioned or followed on the street, greasily teased by our male workmates, pawed by the boss, used sadistically or against our will by the men we love, or violently terrorized and beaten by a stranger, or a gang of strangers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems on this site they want large fit cocks and someone who can host.

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

Pockets in our clothing.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Though I hate Greer. A Greer quote for the thread:

What more could women want?

Freedom, that’s what.

Freedom from being the thing looked at rather than the person looking back. Freedom from self- consciousness. Freedom from the duty of sexual stimulation of jaded male appetite, for which no breast ever bulges hard enough and no leg is ever long enough. Freedom from the uncomfortable clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from shoes that make us shorten our steps and push our buttocks out. Freedom from the ever-present juvenile pulchritude.

Freedom from the humiliating insults heaped on us by the top shelf of the newsagents; freedom from r*pe, whether it is by being undressed verbally by the men on the building site, spied on as we go about our daily business, stopped, propositioned or followed on the street, greasily teased by our male workmates, pawed by the boss, used sadistically or against our will by the men we love, or violently terrorized and beaten by a stranger, or a gang of strangers."

You know where Greer studied?

Sydney university

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Though I hate Greer. A Greer quote for the thread:

What more could women want?

Freedom, that’s what.

Freedom from being the thing looked at rather than the person looking back. Freedom from self- consciousness. Freedom from the duty of sexual stimulation of jaded male appetite, for which no breast ever bulges hard enough and no leg is ever long enough. Freedom from the uncomfortable clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from shoes that make us shorten our steps and push our buttocks out. Freedom from the ever-present juvenile pulchritude.

Freedom from the humiliating insults heaped on us by the top shelf of the newsagents; freedom from r*pe, whether it is by being undressed verbally by the men on the building site, spied on as we go about our daily business, stopped, propositioned or followed on the street, greasily teased by our male workmates, pawed by the boss, used sadistically or against our will by the men we love, or violently terrorized and beaten by a stranger, or a gang of strangers.

You know where Greer studied?

Sydney university

"

Explains a lot about her views. She probably got them from the massive study the uni did and still do on fab

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Though I hate Greer. A Greer quote for the thread:

What more could women want?

Freedom, that’s what.

Freedom from being the thing looked at rather than the person looking back. Freedom from self- consciousness. Freedom from the duty of sexual stimulation of jaded male appetite, for which no breast ever bulges hard enough and no leg is ever long enough. Freedom from the uncomfortable clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from shoes that make us shorten our steps and push our buttocks out. Freedom from the ever-present juvenile pulchritude.

Freedom from the humiliating insults heaped on us by the top shelf of the newsagents; freedom from r*pe, whether it is by being undressed verbally by the men on the building site, spied on as we go about our daily business, stopped, propositioned or followed on the street, greasily teased by our male workmates, pawed by the boss, used sadistically or against our will by the men we love, or violently terrorized and beaten by a stranger, or a gang of strangers.

You know where Greer studied?

Sydney university

Explains a lot about her views. She probably got them from the massive study the uni did and still do on fab "

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Though I hate Greer. A Greer quote for the thread:

What more could women want?

Freedom, that’s what.

Freedom from being the thing looked at rather than the person looking back. Freedom from self- consciousness. Freedom from the duty of sexual stimulation of jaded male appetite, for which no breast ever bulges hard enough and no leg is ever long enough. Freedom from the uncomfortable clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from shoes that make us shorten our steps and push our buttocks out. Freedom from the ever-present juvenile pulchritude.

Freedom from the humiliating insults heaped on us by the top shelf of the newsagents; freedom from r*pe, whether it is by being undressed verbally by the men on the building site, spied on as we go about our daily business, stopped, propositioned or followed on the street, greasily teased by our male workmates, pawed by the boss, used sadistically or against our will by the men we love, or violently terrorized and beaten by a stranger, or a gang of strangers.

You know where Greer studied?

Sydney university

Explains a lot about her views. She probably got them from the massive study the uni did and still do on fab

"

Germaine, if you’re reading this, you’d have loved the comments in *** threads.

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By *elight 99Woman
over a year ago

richmond

Breakfast in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning "

Stairs signs? Like fire exit? That’s where I’ve been going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning "

Do you know your love languages? And your star sign? And the rising sign? And your moon sign?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning

Do you know your love languages? And your star sign? And the rising sign? And your moon sign? "

I know road signs.

And now I have the Spice Girls in my head

I want the Spice Girls out of my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning

Do you know your love languages? And your star sign? And the rising sign? And your moon sign? "

I do by the way. That’s how I completed tinder so quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning

Do you know your love languages? And your star sign? And the rising sign? And your moon sign?

I know road signs.

And now I have the Spice Girls in my head

I want the Spice Girls out of my head"

Speaking of head

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning

Do you know your love languages? And your star sign? And the rising sign? And your moon sign?

I know road signs.

And now I have the Spice Girls in my head

I want the Spice Girls out of my head

Speaking of head "

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Women want what women want, except when what they want isn’t what they need; so do give them what they need instead of just what they want, but accept that’ll be wrong because it’s not what they wanted and they wanted what they wanted although they weren’t sure what they wanted but they wanted it anyway.

Got it? Good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning

Do you know your love languages? And your star sign? And the rising sign? And your moon sign? "

The world doesn’t revolve around me but I can answer q 1 and 2. Quality time and Gemini but I don’t know I’m just a single guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning

Do you know your love languages? And your star sign? And the rising sign? And your moon sign?

The world doesn’t revolve around me but I can answer q 1 and 2. Quality time and Gemini but I don’t know I’m just a single guy "

Bro. Find out your rising and moon. Trust me.

Tough luck on the sign also- aren’t they two faced?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moon on a stick

Your last penny

More than possible to give

You last dying breath

EVERYTHING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serious answer now.

Honesty i would say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some proper bitter woman haters on here isn’t there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The moon on a stick

Your last penny

More than possible to give

You last dying breath

EVERYTHING!"

You ok there pal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some proper bitter woman haters on here isn’t there "

Piss off you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The moon on a stick

Your last penny

More than possible to give

You last dying breath

EVERYTHING!"

And after you gave them all of that they didn’t want your penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The moon on a stick

Your last penny

More than possible to give

You last dying breath

EVERYTHING!

You ok there pal?"

Please refer to post underneath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some proper bitter woman haters on here isn’t there

Piss off you "

Hahaha

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Some proper bitter woman haters on here isn’t there "

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By *osie xoWoman
over a year ago

Market Weighton

Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar "

I’ll never lie to you. - Every man.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I love women. The reverse doesn't seem to be the norm, however

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By *eniandMikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Boaby

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

A three week holiday somewhere quiet, alone.

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By *osie xoWoman
over a year ago

Market Weighton


"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar

I’ll never lie to you. - Every man. "

So true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar

I’ll never lie to you. - Every man. "

I’m like can you handle the true?

“Lie to me baby”

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Currently? I'd like a sunshine soaked holiday in a fully accessible, luxury hotel. Just me and Mr KC. Ta

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar

I’ll never lie to you. - Every man. "

#notallmen

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Endless list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall

Good looking

Beard

Articulate

Manly voice

Growling type of sexiness

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

can't speak for all women

but this woman wants some hot sex with my gorgeous Hubby and a beautiful big woman to join us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall

Good looking

Beard

Articulate

Manly voice

Growling type of sexiness

"

2 out of 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar

I’ll never lie to you. - Every man.

#notallmen"

Swing, you know it’s #yesallmen by now

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Whatever we want, whenever we want!!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall

Good looking

Beard

Articulate

Manly voice

Growling type of sexiness

2 out of 6 "

Which 2 ??

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar

I’ll never lie to you. - Every man.

#notallmen

Swing, you know it’s #yesallmen by now"

Shhh. I don't want to be attacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall

Good looking

Beard

Articulate

Manly voice

Growling type of sexiness

2 out of 6

Which 2 ?? "

I like to maintain a certain level of mystery. I hear women like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar

I’ll never lie to you. - Every man.

#notallmen

Swing, you know it’s #yesallmen by now

Shhh. I don't want to be attacked "

There’s plenty of white knights on fab anyway if you are .

Oh I must stop

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Nowt all good here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple answer

Not me!

Your welcome

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar

I’ll never lie to you. - Every man.

#notallmen

Swing, you know it’s #yesallmen by now

Shhh. I don't want to be attacked

There’s plenty of white knights on fab anyway if you are .

Oh I must stop "

As if they'd support me in public. They're wimps and go with the status quo

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago

Funny answer is chocolate cocks that keep going til the job is done.

Non funny answer is probably to be treated like people when they wanted to be treated as such.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Seems on this site they want large fit cocks and someone who can host. "

I want neither of these...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nowt all good here. "

That's cos you got flowers innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot, realistically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar

I’ll never lie to you. - Every man.

#notallmen

Swing, you know it’s #yesallmen by now

Shhh. I don't want to be attacked

There’s plenty of white knights on fab anyway if you are .

Oh I must stop

As if they'd support me in public. They're wimps and go with the status quo "
I feel so seen you’re right tho

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar

I’ll never lie to you. - Every man.

#notallmen

Swing, you know it’s #yesallmen by now

Shhh. I don't want to be attacked

There’s plenty of white knights on fab anyway if you are .

Oh I must stop

As if they'd support me in public. They're wimps and go with the status quo I feel so seen you’re right tho"

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

A winning lottery ticket would be nice

Failing that, a teleporter would be good, plane tickets aren't cheap

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I want fun and adventure with a smattering of romance

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago


"I want fun and adventure with a smattering of romance "
and you certainly deserve it. You're a very cool person

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Just thought I'd ask "

Dresses with pockets. And cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women want what women want, except when what they want isn’t what they need; so do give them what they need instead of just what they want, but accept that’ll be wrong because it’s not what they wanted and they wanted what they wanted although they weren’t sure what they wanted but they wanted it anyway.

Got it? Good. "

Spot on

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I quite enjoyed Mel Gibson in this

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By *dventure Couple1000Couple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

This!!

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh


"Woman want what they can’t have

That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet

Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that "

Exactly right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my forays onto dating sites women seemed to want or like 3 things in the main: dogs, wine and holidays. Not necessarily in that order of preference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To eat what we want without getting fat

Ms "

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We dont know

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

A holiday island with a dog or cat and waiter service of wine and cake.

With me visiting every now and again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who knows! When you find out, let me know.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Coffee delivered and to be left alone.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Right now she wants me to get the credit card.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Women want what women want, except when what they want isn’t what they need; so do give them what they need instead of just what they want, but accept that’ll be wrong because it’s not what they wanted and they wanted what they wanted although they weren’t sure what they wanted but they wanted it anyway.

Got it? Good. "

Is this like when a man is going to the shop, and asks us if we want anything, we say “no thank you”.

Then when they come back, they haven’t bought us anything! Not even a chocolate bar!! The absolute gall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. The spokesperson told me so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man that doesn't need to ask this question

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Me. The spokesperson told me so. "

What gender was the spokesperson? This makes a difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything and Nothing.

And Puppy’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me. The spokesperson told me so.

What gender was the spokesperson? This makes a difference"

Man obvs. Men are all knowing.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Me. The spokesperson told me so.

What gender was the spokesperson? This makes a difference

Man obvs. Men are all knowing. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respect… and a lot of chocolate..

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I'm my experience women are often so contrary. Thus asking what women want in general is fruitless. Far better ask what they want right now, listen to them and learn to be adaptable.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

It all.

Please

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By *ilf and old fartCouple
over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall

Bloody hell, even Einstein, Aristotle, Plato and Darwin couldn't work that question out !!!

Women are beautiful Intelligent, Articulate Caring Loving, Dangerous Crazy Psycho's who are covered in sugar and spice and all things nice.

No man EVER has worked out what they want. It's often the best just to leave flowers and chocolates somewhere close by and retreat to a safe distance. If she smiles with her eyes as well as her mouth then it's reasonably safe to approach her (slowly and with caution)

Do not EVER joke about why she's out of the kitchen (I now walk with a permanent limp lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women want what women want, except when what they want isn’t what they need; so do give them what they need instead of just what they want, but accept that’ll be wrong because it’s not what they wanted and they wanted what they wanted although they weren’t sure what they wanted but they wanted it anyway.

Got it? Good.

Is this like when a man is going to the shop, and asks us if we want anything, we say “no thank you”.

Then when they come back, they haven’t bought us anything! Not even a chocolate bar!! The absolute gall! "

Bloody bastard men!

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Oxygen

C

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Women want what women want, except when what they want isn’t what they need; so do give them what they need instead of just what they want, but accept that’ll be wrong because it’s not what they wanted and they wanted what they wanted although they weren’t sure what they wanted but they wanted it anyway.

Got it? Good.

Is this like when a man is going to the shop, and asks us if we want anything, we say “no thank you”.

Then when they come back, they haven’t bought us anything! Not even a chocolate bar!! The absolute gall!

Bloody bastard men!

"

How could they not know we just want a toffee crisp!!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Chocolate and cock.... easy

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Chocolate and cock.... easy"

Cadbury's have that covered.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Cake.

Orgasms.

Baths at as Lava.

Respect.

Better pay.

Adventurous, fulfilling sex.

Decent conversation.

Shoes that fit.

Early retirement.

Just like men, with exception to the baths as hot as lava.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women want what women want, except when what they want isn’t what they need; so do give them what they need instead of just what they want, but accept that’ll be wrong because it’s not what they wanted and they wanted what they wanted although they weren’t sure what they wanted but they wanted it anyway.

Got it? Good.

Is this like when a man is going to the shop, and asks us if we want anything, we say “no thank you”.

Then when they come back, they haven’t bought us anything! Not even a chocolate bar!! The absolute gall!

Bloody bastard men!

How could they not know we just want a toffee crisp!! "

Or a choc cock. I didn't get anything for Easter.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Cake... or, as it's Easter, chocolate cake

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Women want what women want, except when what they want isn’t what they need; so do give them what they need instead of just what they want, but accept that’ll be wrong because it’s not what they wanted and they wanted what they wanted although they weren’t sure what they wanted but they wanted it anyway.

Got it? Good.

Is this like when a man is going to the shop, and asks us if we want anything, we say “no thank you”.

Then when they come back, they haven’t bought us anything! Not even a chocolate bar!! The absolute gall! "

Not even a Cornetto

Shocking

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Red roses, chocolate, cake, diamonds, a ferrari and to be left alone.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I tell you what they want, what they really really want "

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Cake and all your time and attention

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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago

somewhere sweet and sour

I just want to feel refreshed waking up every morning, without bones cracking and taking 30 mins to get motivated lol

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

To zig a Zig Ahhhh for starters,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Control of the T.V. remote

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I just want to feel refreshed waking up every morning, without bones cracking and taking 30 mins to get motivated lol"
you are not alone on that 1 Missus, I'm afraid when I wake up and throw the leg out of bed that I might kick the postman in the head as my leg flys out the window, (this man wants younger hips )

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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago

somewhere sweet and sour


"I just want to feel refreshed waking up every morning, without bones cracking and taking 30 mins to get motivated lol you are not alone on that 1 Missus, I'm afraid when I wake up and throw the leg out of bed that I might kick the postman in the head as my leg flys out the window, (this man wants younger hips ) "

Sorry I'm same age as you ... not younger hips lol

When I read that I imagined it coming out as younger hips wrapped round you lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Girls just wanna have fun-damental rights

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I just want to feel refreshed waking up every morning, without bones cracking and taking 30 mins to get motivated lol you are not alone on that 1 Missus, I'm afraid when I wake up and throw the leg out of bed that I might kick the postman in the head as my leg flys out the window, (this man wants younger hips )

Sorry I'm same age as you ... not younger hips lol

When I read that I imagined it coming out as younger hips wrapped round you lol

"
I'd be OK with that happening, at least there would be some1 with working legs present to go fetch it and check on my postman

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Someone to make my bed for me so I don't want to kill people (or get lost in the duvet cover).

Posh

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