FabSwingers.com forum: What word or words do you say?

By *eliciouslady OP Woman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Have just stubbed my little toe..OUCH! What’s your swear word/words when that happens?

Mine were ‘bastard, bastard’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck Fuckety Fuck Fuck Fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to growl if im in pain more than say words to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have just stubbed my little toe..OUCH! What’s your swear word/words when that happens?

Mine were ‘bastard, bastard’

owhhhhh!Them OWHHHHHHHH!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Bastard has so many uses.

'Oh, you bastard' - when one is tickling a ladies fancy.

'Fucking bastard' - when one has hurt oneself.

'I'm telling you, you bastard' - just before physical violence begins.

Or just plain 'bastard' when one needs to clear your thoughts.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I tend to growl if im in pain more than say words to be honest "

This. Though I’m usually growling the word, ‘fuck’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy crackerjack or fuck - depending on whether there are little ears around or if I’m on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motherhubbard...in public if kids are about or motherfucker if not in polite society!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Bastard fucking thing is what I said yesterday when something collapsed that I was climbing over and down I went. I thinking I shouted it a few times actually.

Ruby

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Motherhubbard...in public if kids are about or motherfucker if not in polite society!"

We're not polite

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I tend to growl if im in pain more than say words to be honest "

Ooooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh you flipper if the kids are around

If not then it’s usually fucker screamed very loudly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as I didn’t (technically) stub my toe cause the inanimate object moved to intercept my foot it’s usually a tirade about the fucking thing about to get binned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck or fucking bastard. That's what I said when I broke a bone in my foot once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking fuck fuckity fuck accompanied by hopping about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shi t multiple times before hobbling around for a minute or 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking cunt that hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines usually fuck shit bollox c*%t in that order every time followed by me nearly crying

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Ouch ouch ouch ouch think I’m going to faint

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Bollocksbollocksblowjobtitwank!

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Ohh fiddle sticks

Or fuck

Whatever comes to mind first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucks sake! For the sake of fuck that fucking hurt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to growl if im in pain more than say words to be honest

Ooooh

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its more grrrrr like an alligator than an oooooh tbh

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Twat

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Belgium man belgium..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse, feck

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Funky butt loving

Points if you know the reference!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Shit fuck bastard bollocks wanker

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Have just stubbed my little toe..OUCH! What’s your swear word/words when that happens?

Mine were ‘bastard, bastard’

Fuck.

Cunt.

Or..oh shit I think I've snapped a toe off

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"Fucking cunt that hurt "

^ this

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

If I'm around children it's normally 'sugar plum fairy'

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

Fuxk shit bollox fuck shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck Fuckety Fuck Fuck Fuck."

This and

Arrrgghh, you fuck pig!

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Most of the above cover my expletive tirade.

I used to work with a guy that had a theory that if you studied BOTH little toes at the same time you die. His reasoning was that you do the "stubbed toe dance" in a different direction for each. If you stubbed both toes simultaneously your brain can't work out which way to turn so it just switches off.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Fucking arsehole bastard cunt.....

Unless the kids are about then it's just a howl

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Have just stubbed my little toe..OUCH! What’s your swear word/words when that happens?

Mine were ‘bastard, bastard’

Weirdly - I didn’t say anything when you stubbed your toe!!

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Fuck Fuck Cunt x

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By *uiet LightMan
over a year ago

Hove

"Aaah, fucking hell, fucking little bastard"...no idea who I'm referring to though

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

In my teens, the leader of the church youth group used to encourage people in that situation to shout "Praise the Lord!" instead of something foul.

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

It’ll be “You bloody bitchBastards”

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Ouch ya fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit on ittttt.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I had a nightmare. Woke up. Looked at the clock. 0533. Bastard. Never gonna get back to sleep for an hour.

Bastard is such a flexible word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flip. Blow. And blast. Lol.

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

Jeeezus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankeeeeeeeer

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