FabSwingers.com forum: Step into my parlour

By *riar Belisse OP Woman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Drinks are on me, what are you having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum and Coke please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rum and Coke please."

Just leave the bottle.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Half a bitter shandy. I've got work in the morning

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Glayvar and one for the landlady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double shot of Kraken please.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Pint of Jack and Coke please, ta

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By *riar Belisse OP Woman
over a year ago

Holibobs

"A double shot of Kraken please. "

Johnny's got the bottle

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

A pint of morgans and please

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Pernod

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

"A pint of morgans and cola please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A double shot of Kraken please.

Johnny's got the bottle"

Fuck sake.

I better find another tipple then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh a small pale sherry on a doilie please my lovely.

NBVN x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

I'll have a ginger beer with a slice of lime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of Budweiser please

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By *riar Belisse OP Woman
over a year ago

Holibobs

"A double shot of Kraken please.

Johnny's got the bottle

Fuck sake.

I better find another tipple then.

Or see if he might share

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By *riar Belisse OP Woman
over a year ago

Holibobs

"Ooh a small pale sherry on a doilie please my lovely.

NBVN x"

Oh my gorgeous, that would be a pleasure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A double shot of Kraken please.

Johnny's got the bottle

Fuck sake.

I better find another tipple then.

Or see if he might share

*hic

Shaarwe wat??

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead fly please

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Parlour

I’ve stepped back in time so half a stout in one of those dinky half pint glasses

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Parlour

I’ve stepped back in time so half a stout in one of those dinky half pint glasses

Milk stout for you

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By *riar Belisse OP Woman
over a year ago

Holibobs

"Parlour

I’ve stepped back in time so half a stout in one of those dinky half pint glasses

You know would that be like lotr when the hobbits had a Pint....

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Could I have a Drambuie please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm avoiding alcohol C.

May I have a nice herbal tea please.

Make yourself one too, come and put your feet up.

Jo.Xx

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Parlour

I’ve stepped back in time so half a stout in one of those dinky half pint glasses

You know would that be like lotr when the hobbits had a Pint...."

Aye but I have nice feet

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By *riar Belisse OP Woman
over a year ago

Holibobs

"I'm avoiding alcohol C.

May I have a nice herbal tea please.

Make yourself one too, come and put your feet up.

Jo.Xx "

I'm coming for a cuddle Jo x

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Tough day. A Skittle Bomb please. Don't spare the Cointreau

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm avoiding alcohol C.

May I have a nice herbal tea please.

Make yourself one too, come and put your feet up.

Jo.Xx

I'm coming for a cuddle Jo x"

I can't wait! It's been a long time coming.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malibu and Coke please with ice, slice of lime and a little umbrella please

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I'll have a ginger beer with a slice of lime. "

I'll have what she's having. Not trying to hit on the lady, just sounds really nice.

Psss... don't tell the lady but can you Irish mine up but with something that'll compliment rather than compromise the flavour and refreshment? It's been a rather long day.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I'm avoiding alcohol C.

May I have a nice herbal tea please.

Make yourself one too, come and put your feet up.

Jo.Xx

I'm coming for a cuddle Jo x"

Ummmm... who's going to serve our drinks then? You know most of us also have TripAdvisor accounts?

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By *riar Belisse OP Woman
over a year ago

Holibobs

"I'm avoiding alcohol C.

May I have a nice herbal tea please.

Make yourself one too, come and put your feet up.

Jo.Xx

I'm coming for a cuddle Jo x

Ummmm... who's going to serve our drinks then? You know most of us also have TripAdvisor accounts?"

My staff lovely, I've bribed him with Rum

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Please may I have:

A very large JD with 6 Jagerbomb chasers x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Please may I have:

A very large JD with 6 Jagerbomb chasers x"

Lightweight

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Please may I have:

A very large JD with 6 Jagerbomb chasers x

Lightweight

I'm working tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please may I have:

A very large JD with 6 Jagerbomb chasers x

Lightweight

She might be driving??

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Please may I have:

A very large JD with 6 Jagerbomb chasers x

Lightweight

I'm working tomorrow

Oh, OK then. Cognac nightcap then

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

Porn star martini x 2

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Are you a milkmaid?

I'll have a rose wine please.

Ruby

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I'm avoiding alcohol C.

May I have a nice herbal tea please.

Make yourself one too, come and put your feet up.

Jo.Xx

I'm coming for a cuddle Jo x

Ummmm... who's going to serve our drinks then? You know most of us also have TripAdvisor accounts?

My staff lovely, I've bribed him with Rum

Thank goodness for that, you have staff. I had a bad case the dry panics just then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol free beer please my love

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