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My mate fancies you.... the return of the smut... Part 3

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And part 3...

As you were perverts

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ll be at pt 8 within the hour

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Oooh we’ll join early on this one…

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

In again

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Still in for bit!

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

We're in again

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Still in for bit! "

*a bit

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Back in for some filth

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Missed the first 2 but I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh you wonderful woman I can’t stop looking at your boobies

Oh yeah I’m in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll be in for a while.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Still in.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"We’ll be at pt 8 within the hour "

Jeez... I can't cope with 8 today!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh you wonderful woman I can’t stop looking at your boobies

Oh yeah I’m in "

That's cos they've got special magnets in that attract the eye

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Someone said they had cake in the last one ... so I'm definitely back in

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Will be popping in and out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So.... my sexy mate says....

DX2019... I see you are looking to meet a nice sexy lady.

Invite me around and I'll help you find one.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Will be popping in and out"

Now there's an idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In X 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont have any mates

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Napped through the end of Pt. 2, I'm back in!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooh my box is filling up... I'll be back to post your messages in a few!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’ll be at pt 8 within the hour

Jeez... I can't cope with 8 today! "

You’ll love it, think of it as a perverted team building exercise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again for another try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So a certain horny gent has asked me to let Mrs Sweet and Spice know that I think her photos are super spicy and she looks sweet to taste.

 

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checking for my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Someone said they had cake in the last one ... so I'm definitely back in "

Cake

Who has cake

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

In again!

And happy to play postie for a couple of hours too, if need be...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m back in. And happy to be a friend if you need

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"

Someone said they had cake in the last one ... so I'm definitely back in "

Are you sure that work was ‘Cake’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to postie to help magnet tits out too

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"So.... my sexy mate says....

DX2019... I see you are looking to meet a nice sexy lady.

Invite me around and I'll help you find one. "

Who doesn't want to meet a sexy lady. Feel free to drop by my inbox lol

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"

Someone said they had cake in the last one ... so I'm definitely back in

Are you sure that work was ‘Cake’? "

*word. FFS what is actually wrong with me today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

From a charming hunk of a man:

K5043… I want to spank that beautiful ass and pull those panties to the side, then…

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Oohhh a rather intriguing messaging for a gorgeous lady

Can you ask wildblonde69 how high her heels are…..and more to to point how low she’d be willing to drop her head and her standards

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"So a certain horny gent has asked me to let Mrs Sweet and Spice know that I think her photos are super spicy and she looks sweet to taste.

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Love a play.....on words horny gent

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Someone said they had cake in the last one ... so I'm definitely back in

Are you sure that work was ‘Cake’?

*word. FFS what is actually wrong with me today "

... definitely cake for those that can spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants

Back in

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Dont have any mates "

As Right Said Fred said after 'Right' and 'I'm 2 Sexy' -

'You're my mate'

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Message received for the luscious k4053, from a rather manly and handsome chap…

“I can't believe I've not noticed you before. Consider yourself on the hot list”!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Msg for Thegigglers

A silver fox would like to make it publicly known that he thinks TheGigglers are a sexy looking couple and hopes they might allow him to play with them both.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

SurreyMassageGentleman

Your my kind of man, a gentleman on the outside and a Viking behind closed doors, I want you naked

(From an extremely sexy lady)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, one of my (very) very handsome friends has a message for theGigglers. He says:

I missed you at UTB2 but would be happy to say hello at number 3.

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"SurreyMassageGentleman

Your my kind of man, a gentleman on the outside and a Viking behind closed doors, I want you naked

(From an extremely sexy lady)"

Good heavens! Reveal yourself, temptress, or I may be forced to invade, pillage, ravage, and plunder!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

A message for Sweetboobies, from a true gent and all round great guy...

He wants you to know that 'one day he'd love to suck on those amazing tits and lick your gorgeous clit before fucking you senseless...'

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

This is fun!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Part 3 here we cum

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

This guy seems quite shy, but very nice:

Wildblonde, I’d love to compare notes sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a secret admirer for the sexy Molly Swallows

I need directions to Sexville please so I can confirm your username.

Has car will travel comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Molly Swallows has another admirer -

What exactly do you swallow Molly?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Message from a hunky mate of mine for the delectable Molly Swallows - if you keep waving that sexy ass around I'll have to ask for your address

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From a charming hunk of a man:

K5043… I want to spank that beautiful ass and pull those panties to the side, then…"

Then what lol..

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Message from one hot hot hot man for the delightful Mrs from Sweet and Spice - I'll keep this short and sweet. Stunning

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"From a secret admirer for the sexy Molly Swallows

I need directions to Sexville please so I can confirm your username.

Has car will travel comes to mind "

It’s just past Slut City…. You can’t miss it I’m stood on the street corner

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"Message from one hot hot hot man for the delightful Mrs from Sweet and Spice - I'll keep this short and sweet. Stunning "

Excellent alliteration hot hot hot man

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By *eniandMikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

In ……

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm always too late

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

A lovely guy has a message for K5043....

“Don’t be shy! That gorgeous ass looks like it needs some pampering”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t wanna go back through 3 threads, can I shag you all instead?

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"Molly Swallows has another admirer -

What exactly do you swallow Molly? "

Food, drink…… but mainly cock with a cum chaser!

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By *heStockingsmanMan
over a year ago

marske

Still here

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My sexy mate seems to be continuing a message for the lovely K5043 - ...then, achingly slowly, place my tongue on your clit and lick all the way up to your tight little asshole...to begin with.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

This message is for K5043 from an absolutely gorgeous pair who have assigned they would both love to get their hands on you, and then Mr to watch on as Mrs tastes your beautiful pussy thru those sexy tight thongs.

Wow

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Hey. Mind passing on a message to K5043 for me please.

This is the first time I've stumbled across her profile but I'm glad I finally have haha. Her body and pics are amazing

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t wanna go back through 3 threads, can I shag you all instead? "
me you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed round 2, but I'll come for round 3

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I missed round 2, but I'll come for round 3 "

Ding, ding.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"Message from a hunky mate of mine for the delectable Molly Swallows - if you keep waving that sexy ass around I'll have to ask for your address "

**continues to wave her ass around**

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I don’t wanna go back through 3 threads, can I shag you all instead? "

... is that in any particular order?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t wanna go back through 3 threads, can I shag you all instead?

... is that in any particular order?! "

First come, first serviced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My gorgeous mate has a message for the fabulous Jeniandmike - I've got a pocketful of change I'd like to bounce off Jeni's peachy booty

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By *eniandMikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My gorgeous mate has a message for the fabulous Jeniandmike - I've got a pocketful of change I'd like to bounce off Jeni's peachy booty "

Prefer something else bouncing off it…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one's directly to _ickshawed from myself.

If your balloon was much bigger, we'd go for a ride.

Over the hills and vast countryside.

But of all the sights out there to see.

My sights would be locked on the one here with me.

Above the wonders of earth, you put other views to shame.

I happily never touch down again.

But all good things must end, that's what makes them so grand.

But I know you must leave under such high demand.

The memories we'd carve, in the clouds everlasting.

Until the next time.

When I leave you panting.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"My gorgeous mate has a message for the fabulous Jeniandmike - I've got a pocketful of change I'd like to bounce off Jeni's peachy booty

Prefer something else bouncing off it….. "

Thankfully the heavy change makes my trousers drop even quicker.

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By *eniandMikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Another for the gorgeous Mrs _ickshawed from a very shagable young man!!

“ I certainly wouldn't mind being knelt behind her to recreate their most recent public pic”

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

Back in for part 3, just gonna go perve and send out some messages

MJ xx

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"This one's directly to _ickshawed from myself.

If your balloon was much bigger, we'd go for a ride.

Over the hills and vast countryside.

But of all the sights out there to see.

My sights would be locked on the one here with me.

Above the wonders of earth, you put other views to shame.

I happily never touch down again.

But all good things must end, that's what makes them so grand.

But I know you must leave under such high demand.

The memories we'd carve, in the clouds everlasting.

Until the next time.

When I leave you panting.

"

I'm not sure I've ever had such a long poem written for me before. Normally it's a dirty limerick. Thank you young sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is for you, yes you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Back in for part 3, just gonna go perve and send out some messages

MJ xx"

Just send mine direct. I don't mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres 3 crikey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DreamyBoo, a beautiful hunk of a man asked if I could pass on the following:

if it were in my hands she’d be cumming in rounds 1, 2 and 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, this message is from a hunky stud and it says;

Mind passing on a message to Jeni from Jeniandmike.

Her pics look amazing. Certainly wouldn't mind watching some porn with her and seeing how long before we got distracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting patiently..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreamy, a message from Rex. Show us your flangita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dreamy, a message from Rex. Show us your flangita "

I've told you so many times before Rex, it will cost you a bag of chips!

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By *eniandMikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Hey, this message is from a hunky stud and it says;

Mind passing on a message to Jeni from Jeniandmike.

Her pics look amazing. Certainly wouldn't mind watching some porn with her and seeing how long before we got distracted"

Maybe we could make one together and I could let Mike fuck me while we watch it back later when I got home??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DreamyBoo, a beautiful hunk of a man asked if I could pass on the following:

if it were in my hands she’d be cumming in rounds 1, 2 and 3 "

Confident at least.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dreamy, a message from Rex. Show us your flangita

I've told you so many times before Rex, it will cost you a bag of chips! "

Hhhhmmmm, an expensive night out

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Another for the gorgeous Mrs _ickshawed from a very shagable young man!!

“ I certainly wouldn't mind being knelt behind her to recreate their most recent public pic”"

There's always room for one more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in (fits and giggles apply)

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Hello again

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

In and looking.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

A message to Wildblonde…a gorgeous hottie - what a bold statement :-

I'd be most grateful if you would let me tie those long legs to my ceiling ropes and let me pleasure you like you have never been pleasured before

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Happy to send some smutty lovin'

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm out now. Catch you lovely people later

Have fun.

Direct PMs are permissible. Lol

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

One hot as fuck couple have an offer for AMC & Hot Steel - fancy coming round and helping make my MMMF fantasy come true? Pretty please?

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Im in.

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Come in DX2019, you’re time is up! The simply gorgeous female half of a lovely couple would like to say the following, and I quote:

“…he is smokin' hot and I would gladly lay him on my table and use him as my hot plate.

I might even find a tasty sausage to eat”!

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA


"One hot as fuck couple have an offer for AMC & Hot Steel - fancy coming round and helping make my MMMF fantasy come true? Pretty please?"

Only as you asked so nicely..

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"

Someone said they had cake in the last one ... so I'm definitely back in "

Who has cake? Can I get a slice too please lol sharing is caring and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dreamy, a message from Rex. Show us your flangita

I've told you so many times before Rex, it will cost you a bag of chips!

Hhhhmmmm, an expensive night out "

Worth every penny ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems 3 isn’t the magic number

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Dreamy, a message from Rex. Show us your flangita

I've told you so many times before Rex, it will cost you a bag of chips!

Hhhhmmmm, an expensive night out

Worth every penny .... "

How about a chip buttie?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Someone said they had cake in the last one ... so I'm definitely back in

Who has cake? Can I get a slice too please lol sharing is caring and all that "

Thought that it was 'caring is sharing'??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dreamy, a message from Rex. Show us your flangita

I've told you so many times before Rex, it will cost you a bag of chips!

Hhhhmmmm, an expensive night out

Worth every penny ....

How about a chip buttie?"

Sold!!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"It seems 3 isn’t the magic number "

... may be that's because it's 4

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My hot mate with the peachy bum has this message for Single Beds Lass - your avatar shows off your gorgeous chest, may I be allowed to explore the rest of you as I have lusted after you for such a long time

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’ll play please

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Well, one of my (very) very handsome friends has a message for theGigglers. He says:

I missed you at UTB2 but would be happy to say hello at number 3. "

Happy to chat with anyone at UTB3 feel free to say Hi, whoever you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not in

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Still not in "

If only you'd embrace the jaffa cake

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Still not in

If only you'd embrace the jaffa cake "

If you'd embrace normal ingredients x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still not in

If only you'd embrace the jaffa cake "

The more you push the more I will dig my heals

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Still not in

If only you'd embrace the jaffa cake

The more you push the more I will dig my heals "

I'll hold your nose and then you'd have to swallow

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Still not in

If only you'd embrace the jaffa cake

If you'd embrace normal ingredients x"

Carrots to you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still not in

If only you'd embrace the jaffa cake

The more you push the more I will dig my heals

I'll hold your nose and then you'd have to swallow "

I can breathe through my arse

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Still not in

If only you'd embrace the jaffa cake

The more you push the more I will dig my heals

I'll hold your nose and then you'd have to swallow

I can breathe through my arse "

There's plugs for that end, so they say

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Still not in

If only you'd embrace the jaffa cake

The more you push the more I will dig my heals

I'll hold your nose and then you'd have to swallow

I can breathe through my arse

There's plugs for that end, so they say "

Oh is that what you use the carrot tops for? x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Still not in

If only you'd embrace the jaffa cake

The more you push the more I will dig my heals

I'll hold your nose and then you'd have to swallow

I can breathe through my arse

There's plugs for that end, so they say

Oh is that what you use the carrot tops for? x"

Nothing should be wasted

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

A message to JeniandMike from a hot guy

Ask JeniandMike if they would have space for a wee peachy bottom horny fellow in their bed watching porn. Would love to see if it may evolve into our own porn shoot. "The Celtic threesome"

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By *eniandMikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"A message to JeniandMike from a hot guy

Ask JeniandMike if they would have space for a wee peachy bottom horny fellow in their bed watching porn. Would love to see if it may evolve into our own porn shoot. "The Celtic threesome""

Perhaps not…..however happy to let you watch us play with _weet and spice???

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Hello all.

Popping in for part 3

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Inn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still not in

If only you'd embrace the jaffa cake

The more you push the more I will dig my heals

I'll hold your nose and then you'd have to swallow

I can breathe through my arse

There's plugs for that end, so they say "

Now you're just getting kinky. You should messagee the rest of the details of how you would force feed me those repulsive things

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I'll hop inn

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"A message to Wildblonde…a gorgeous hottie - what a bold statement :-

I'd be most grateful if you would let me tie those long legs to my ceiling ropes and let me pleasure you like you have never been pleasured before "

That’s some statement to make, show yourself x

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Thank you whoever commented about my pictures in the last thread. Very kind of you x

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hey, this message is from a hunky stud and it says;

Mind passing on a message to Jeni from Jeniandmike.

Her pics look amazing. Certainly wouldn't mind watching some porn with her and seeing how long before we got distracted

Maybe we could make one together and I could let Mike fuck me while we watch it back later when I got home?? "

I’m in.

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Would you be so very kind and pass on the following message please to Rickshawed

Looking at the super sexy avatar picture reminds ne of the song by Nena, if we added your 1 red balloon to hers we would have 100. Is your voice as sexy as Nena's if so you would truly be the co plate package.   

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late to the party but I’m in

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

In

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Oh good evening, let’s have a gander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message for Sweetboobies, from a true gent and all round great guy...

He wants you to know that 'one day he'd love to suck on those amazing tits and lick your gorgeous clit before fucking you senseless...'

"

Oooooh I wonder who you are?..

Give me a clue..

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Would you be so very kind and pass on the following message please to Rickshawed

Looking at the super sexy avatar picture reminds ne of the song by Nena, if we added your 1 red balloon to hers we would have 100. Is your voice as sexy as Nena's if so you would truly be the co plate package.   

Thank you."

100 balloons would take some popping. We'd certainly need a good prick to make them all explode

As for a sexy voice, I've been told it's nice. I suppose any voice is sexy when it's calling you to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey. Mind passing on a message to K5043 for me please.

This is the first time I've stumbled across her profile but I'm glad I finally have haha. Her body and pics are amazing"

Would love to know who this was from

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Aquaman87…a rather shy young lady would like to enquire as to the effectiveness of your ‘Trident’ sir!

Ooer Mrs!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"A message to JeniandMike from a hot guy

Ask JeniandMike if they would have space for a wee peachy bottom horny fellow in their bed watching porn. Would love to see if it may evolve into our own porn shoot. "The Celtic threesome"

Perhaps not…..however happy to let you watch us play with _weet and spice??? "

Interesting turn of events and offer

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas


"Aquaman87…a rather shy young lady would like to enquire as to the effectiveness of your ‘Trident’ sir!

Ooer Mrs! "

Ohhh really! Perhaps she should come ask me herself

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

These can be fun, I'm in

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Got this, not sure it qaulifies?:

“Can you tell Sophie I want to ram her wet cunt hard then drown her big tits and slutty face in thick hot cum as I call her a whore

Fuck wrong person sorry

You’re hot”

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Got this, not sure it qaulifies?:

“Can you tell Sophie I want to ram her wet cunt hard then drown her big tits and slutty face in thick hot cum as I call her a whore

Fuck wrong person sorry

You’re hot”

"

Never let it be said that chivalry is dead.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Thankyou for mine on the last post

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Got this, not sure it qaulifies?:

“Can you tell Sophie I want to ram her wet cunt hard then drown her big tits and slutty face in thick hot cum as I call her a whore

Fuck wrong person sorry

You’re hot”

I liked it!

Never let it be said that chivalry is dead. "

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Got this, not sure it qaulifies?:

“Can you tell Sophie I want to ram her wet cunt hard then drown her big tits and slutty face in thick hot cum as I call her a whore

Fuck wrong person sorry

You’re hot”

I’d say that qualifies! I got a Fanny flutter reading that

"

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Got this, not sure it qaulifies?:

“Can you tell Sophie I want to ram her wet cunt hard then drown her big tits and slutty face in thick hot cum as I call her a whore

Fuck wrong person sorry

You’re hot”

I’d say that qualifies! I got a Fanny flutter reading that

"

Noted

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ooh... I have a bunch of messages in my box from sexy mates... here goes...

The Gigglers - would love to see that black dress in person x

k5043 has the nicest arse this silver fox has seen in a while and I would like to help her with her shyness and nervousness.

can you please ask DX2019 if I can make that DX2019 plus one

Message for k5043

I like shy girls, drawing the filthy side out is so much more rewarding

Could you please tell Rex Holes that I'll happily pluck his plums clean and bum him anytime

Can you tell Gr8str8 that I would love to have his clothes on my bedroom floor & him on the bed..

(I should point out, these are all from different people... just didn't want to take up too much space)

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Hi guys,

Message for MissYeuxBleus, if you’d be so kind? Quite simply saying…

“Those damn eyes. They get me every time”!

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Part 3 so I must have missed atleast 5 mentions so sorry ladies i'm busy this weekend

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Hi guys,

Message for MissYeuxBleus, if you’d be so kind? Quite simply saying…

“Those damn eyes. They get me every time”!"

oh my.

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By *t7861Man
over a year ago

Guildford

I'm in????

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Nope not even one message

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Any luv for chunky?

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By *arengMan
over a year ago

paisley

I am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my confidence took a massive hit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

[Removed by poster at 06/04/22 09:58:53]

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"My hot mate with the peachy bum has this message for Single Beds Lass - your avatar shows off your gorgeous chest, may I be allowed to explore the rest of you as I have lusted after you for such a long time "

You can tell your mate with the Peachy Bum they are free to explore. Best offer I've had all year

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"My hot mate with the peachy bum has this message for Single Beds Lass - your avatar shows off your gorgeous chest, may I be allowed to explore the rest of you as I have lusted after you for such a long time

You can tell your mate with the Peachy Bum they are free to explore. Best offer I've had all year "

Jeez Lass, its only just 10am and you're lining them up...

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I missed this Posh!!! Can we play a new game today please? I have an unexpected free day and I need distracting from the adult stuff I should be doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"I missed this Posh!!! Can we play a new game today please? I have an unexpected free day and I need distracting from the adult stuff I should be doing "

Seconded!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I missed this Posh!!! Can we play a new game today please? I have an unexpected free day and I need distracting from the adult stuff I should be doing "

Yes a game where we can all tell cherry how much we love her please

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

[Removed by poster at 06/04/22 10:29:14]

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"My hot mate with the peachy bum has this message for Single Beds Lass - your avatar shows off your gorgeous chest, may I be allowed to explore the rest of you as I have lusted after you for such a long time

You can tell your mate with the Peachy Bum they are free to explore. Best offer I've had all year "

I think this is so dependent on the alignment of sun's, stars and everything else is probably why it may have taken so long to happen. Here's hoping this is the year.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I missed this Posh!!! Can we play a new game today please? I have an unexpected free day and I need distracting from the adult stuff I should be doing "

Adult stuff?

Dear lord. We must save you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in! I mean I'm late

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