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Proof that god is indeed a woman!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Multiple orgasms.

Nuff said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Multiple orgasms.

Nuff said! "

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I sense a little sour grapes guys

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Nah - God is male and man was the prototype - the improved version was woman

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I am detecting vibes in this thread!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha sooooooooo right

That and being able to multi task

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I am detecting vibes in this thread!!!"

Also good for multiple orgasms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah - God is male and man was the prototype - the improved version was woman "

Love it

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

There is no god. It's a MAN made construct.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I am detecting vibes in this thread!!!

Also good for multiple orgasms! "
PMSL ... just realised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Multiple orgasms.

Nuff said! "

Can I book my order in now???

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"There is no god. It's a MAN made construct."
To keep women under control... or so they think !;-)

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

We can piss on a fire to put it out

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

This is what happens when you are all horny...and it is thursday...friday is just around the corner

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"We can piss on a fire to put it out"

only a very small one..

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"We can piss on a fire to put it out

only a very small one.."

cheeky

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"We can piss on a fire to put it out"
And what makes you think that women cannot?;-)

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"We can piss on a fire to put it outAnd what makes you think that women cannot?;-)"

Because if you squat down your going to burn your fanny?

I suppose you could stand up and like jet it across or something, I dunno. Never understood female parts and what they can really do.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"We can piss on a fire to put it outAnd what makes you think that women cannot?;-)

Because if you squat down your going to burn your fanny?

I suppose you could stand up and like jet it across or something, I dunno. Never understood female parts and what they can really do."
Maybe we should have a competition for speed, style and distance

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"We can piss on a fire to put it outAnd what makes you think that women cannot?;-)

Because if you squat down your going to burn your fanny?

I suppose you could stand up and like jet it across or something, I dunno. Never understood female parts and what they can really do.Maybe we should have a competition for speed, style and distance"

No, we all outlawed spitting earlier this week and for me its just too close to that.

We did agree dribbling was ok to some extent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We can piss on a fire to put it outAnd what makes you think that women cannot?;-)

Because if you squat down your going to burn your fanny?

I suppose you could stand up and like jet it across or something, I dunno. Never understood female parts and what they can really do.Maybe we should have a competition for speed, style and distance"

shouldnt this be on the decorating thread

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

So like how do you do it?

You stand up, grab ya bits, aim and fire? I suppose taking gravity into effect you aim upwards and arc your wee out to its target?

I bet you look like a statue type fountain in a posh country house, except your not grey with moss or mould on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sense a little sour grapes guys "

Lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

I bet you look like a statue type fountain in a posh country house, except your not grey with moss or mould on."
Haha, that made me chuckle...Now I know I raised the fact we could have a competition so I could not possibly tell you our trade secrets... it would put us at a disavantage in the competitiom.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


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I bet you look like a statue type fountain in a posh country house, except your not grey with moss or mould on.Haha, that made me chuckle...Now I know I raised the fact we could have a competition so I could not possibly tell you our trade secrets... it would put us at a disavantage in the competitiom. "

Is it mixed, or females only?

Im shit hot with an airgun so Id happily judge/stweard or even just hand out rosettes at the end, I dont mind photo's, but hand shakes are out of the question, Im sure you'd understand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Multiple orgasms.

Nuff said!

Can I book my order in now??? "

Thought you already had!

6 dozen wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We can piss on a fire to put it out

only a very small one.."

I a can buy a she wee (I think that's what it's called) if that helps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

god made women to do multi-tasking and be to have mulitiple orgasms as he new women could never manage to do simple tasks as well as a man can 1st time round

tin hat on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"god made women to do multi-tasking and be to have mulitiple orgasms as he new women could never manage to do simple tasks as well as a man can 1st time round

tin hat on "

and flak jacket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"god made women to do multi-tasking and be to have mulitiple orgasms as he new women could never manage to do simple tasks as well as a man can 1st time round

tin hat on "

Please can you come around and build my cabinet which has been in bits on the floor for months. While doing so do you mind if I go for a multiple orgasm??

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"god made women to do multi-tasking "

Swiss Army Wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can you come around and build my cabinet which has been in bits on the floor for months. While doing so do you mind if I go for a multiple orgasm??

Why build when you can buy ready made one,s typical case of women making hard work of a simple task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Scrotum - no man would ever have settled on that for a finished design.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Scrotum - no man would ever have settled on that for a finished design. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Please can you come around and build my cabinet which has been in bits on the floor for months. While doing so do you mind if I go for a multiple orgasm??

Why build when you can buy ready made one,s typical case of women making hard work of a simple task"

I think it was on special offer off the Internet. No written instructions and I don't own a hammer

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"We can piss on a fire to put it out

only a very small one..

I a can buy a she wee (I think that's what it's called) if that helps?"

As a prize for the winner.

I think it should be judged on accuracy and distance.

I have no problems if women want to just stand and shoot, or run and shoot without falling over the start line, bit like the javelin really.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Never understood female parts and what they can really do."

Nuff said...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Never understood female parts and what they can really do.

Nuff said...

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Ive never read one instruction book in my life and the only time I would, well, they dont make them for women.

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By *er himWoman
over a year ago

Essex

shewee??? then it like a blokes aim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah but if we squat to put the fire out we then singe our pubes.... hence no waxing/ shaving needed for a while.

Oh dear we are multi tasking again

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

If god was a women we wouldnt have periods n pubes,so def a bloody man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If god was a women we wouldnt have periods n pubes,so def a bloody man lol"

Your letting the side down shhhhhh

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Women are far more intelligent than men, they just flatter their eyelashes and pretend to be a damsel in distress. Its worked for 47 years for me lol

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