FabSwingers.com forum: Hello ladies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whst do I have to do to make a good woman notice me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Are you asking for profile advice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you asking for profile advice?"

Kind of and general advice too,I'm become hungry and it's difficult to explain

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"Are you asking for profile advice?

Kind of and general advice too,I'm become hungry and it's difficult to explain "

Ladies are not to be eaten.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Are you asking for profile advice?

Kind of and general advice too,I'm become hungry and it's difficult to explain "

I thought you had a busy inbox?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Whst do I have to do to make a good woman notice me"

Some public photos would be a good start.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are you asking for profile advice?

Kind of and general advice too,I'm become hungry and it's difficult to explain

Ladies are not to be eaten.

^^ this is good advice

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

First thing I'd say op ,get some public pics on your profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you asking for profile advice?

Kind of and general advice too,I'm become hungry and it's difficult to explain

Ladies are not to be eaten.

Have I said that

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Whst do I have to do to make a good woman notice me"

Well to start you need to have a vegetable picture as profile pictures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First thing I'd say op ,get some public pics on your profile."

It's that risk of being spotted noticed and recognized

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Your status is wrong and will put some people off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whst do I have to do to make a good woman notice me

Well to start you need to have a vegetable picture as profile pictures

Do you mean line a cauliflower or a turnip or or a bag of potatoes

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Your status is wrong and will put some people off."

You see not all are good

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"First thing I'd say op ,get some public pics on your profile.

It's that risk of being spotted noticed and recognized "

You can put a non recognisable pic on op ,there are apps that blur out any distinguishable tattoos etc.

It doesn't have to be face

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"First thing I'd say op ,get some public pics on your profile.

It's that risk of being spotted noticed and recognized "

Then post photos without your face showing - it’s what most people do

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"First thing I'd say op ,get some public pics on your profile.

It's that risk of being spotted noticed and recognized "

You don't have to show your face or any distinguishing marks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your status is wrong and will put some people off."

How so,shall I delete

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Whst do I have to do to make a good woman notice me

Well to start you need to have a vegetable picture as profile pictures

Do you mean line a cauliflower or a turnip or or a bag of potatoes "

All together defenitly

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Pictures. Not just of your penis and they don't have to be of your face or anything identifiable.

Profile text saying not just what you want but also what you have to offer

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Your status is wrong and will put some people off.

How so,shall I delete "

No just keep it growing

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"First thing I'd say op ,get some public pics on your profile.

It's that risk of being spotted noticed and recognized "

Vs the risk of enabling someone to decide if they're interested in contacting/meeting you?

Yeah. Profiles with silhouettes always do really well on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First thing I'd say op ,get some public pics on your profile.

It's that risk of being spotted noticed and recognized

You can put a non recognisable pic on op ,there are apps that blur out any distinguishable tattoos etc.

It doesn't have to be face "

But I dnt have muscle or a chest or anything interesting to look at.

Reinvention I am thinkin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pictures. Not just of your penis and they don't have to be of your face or anything identifiable.

Profile text saying not just what you want but also what you have to offer"

Example

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First thing I'd say op ,get some public pics on your profile.

It's that risk of being spotted noticed and recognized

Vs the risk of enabling someone to decide if they're interested in contacting/meeting you?

Yeah. Profiles with silhouettes always do really well on here.

Sarcasm not intended

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you asking for profile advice?

Kind of and general advice too,I'm become hungry and it's difficult to explain

Ladies are not to be eaten.

^^ this is good advice "

Have I stated I eat women

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Pictures. Not just of your penis and they don't have to be of your face or anything identifiable.

Profile text saying not just what you want but also what you have to offer

Example "

That's up to you. It's your profile. You need to think about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you ladies

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Thurrock

A profile photo would be a good start

And a status about drugs legal or not is likely to put more of than it interests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be yourself.

If it is what someone is looking for, that will suffice.

Also, talk about cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whst do I have to do to make a good woman notice me"

Turn up in a Porsche and give her a diamond ring.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Your profile tells me everything I need to know.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Whst do I have to do to make a good woman notice me"

Good women ….

You’re in the wrong place here my friend

These ladies are badddd

Less “Mary poppins “ more “Mary , pop it in

and another

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They’ll corrupt you to your darkest dreams

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be yourself.

If it is what someone is looking for, that will suffice.

Also, talk about cake."

Any in particular

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your profile tells me everything I need to know."

That I'm no good for nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wave your willy at them all seductive like and see who takes the bait.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Honestly?

Your profile tells me absolutely nothing about you and what you want and can offer.

Your status however, tells me everything I need to know...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honestly?

Your profile tells me absolutely nothing about you and what you want and can offer.

Your status however, tells me everything I need to know..."

My status

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Keep it to the thread please OP.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Whst do I have to do to make a good woman notice me

Turn up in a Porsche and give her a diamond ring. "

Me me

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Honestly?

Your profile tells me absolutely nothing about you and what you want and can offer.

Your status however, tells me everything I need to know...

My status"

Yes, the one you have recently deleted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honestly?

Your profile tells me absolutely nothing about you and what you want and can offer.

Your status however, tells me everything I need to know...

My status

Yes, the one you have recently deleted. "

Do you play live gigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your profile tells me everything I need to know.

That I'm no good for nothing "

You've updated it. The first line made me laugh so I carried on reading.

Be you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your profile tells me everything I need to know.

That I'm no good for nothing

You've updated it. The first line made me laugh so I carried on reading.

Be you!

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not everyone likes a bit of a laugh though. What else can I add

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Honestly?

Your profile tells me absolutely nothing about you and what you want and can offer.

Your status however, tells me everything I need to know...

My status

Yes, the one you have recently deleted.

Do you play live gigs"

No, my husband is the musician, I just look awsome naked with a guitar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honestly?

Your profile tells me absolutely nothing about you and what you want and can offer.

Your status however, tells me everything I need to know...

My status

Yes, the one you have recently deleted.

Do you play live gigs

No, my husband is the musician, I just look awsome naked with a guitar

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Oh I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your profile tells me everything I need to know.

That I'm no good for nothing

You've updated it. The first line made me laugh so I carried on reading.

Be you!

not everyone likes a bit of a laugh though. What else can I add "

I posted this on another thread but it applies here too.

...But surely this is the point of the profile. It immediately tells me that I'm not in the slightest bit interested. So no time wasted for me or him by having a pointless conversation about a meet.

If he changes it to what the Forum tells him to then they won't be meeting *him*, they will be going to meet an imaginary being that the Forum created.

...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your profile tells me everything I need to know.

That I'm no good for nothing

You've updated it. The first line made me laugh so I carried on reading.

Be you!

not everyone likes a bit of a laugh though. What else can I add

I posted this on another thread but it applies here too.

...But surely this is the point of the profile. It immediately tells me that I'm not in the slightest bit interested. So no time wasted for me or him by having a pointless conversation about a meet.

If he changes it to what the Forum tells him to then they won't be meeting *him*, they will be going to meet an imaginary being that the Forum created.

..."
.

What does this imply

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"Are you asking for profile advice?

Kind of and general advice too,I'm become hungry and it's difficult to explain

Ladies are not to be eaten.

Have I said that"

It’s a joke. Lighten up

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