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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's been a while since I did this... and I want smut. All the smut.

So... If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then. I’m feeling lucky today.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Why not, I am in for some fun.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm a bit confused because he's not in... but I'm sure he will be along. Message from my mate to say...

I fancy the arse off that Keyser Soze bloke. I want a go on his depth gauge.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh go on then. I’m feeling lucky today. "

Ooh. Lucky lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a bit confused because he's not in... but I'm sure he will be along. Message from my mate to say...

I fancy the arse off that Keyser Soze bloke. I want a go on his depth gauge."

I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on then let's see if I'm surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am in ....for what its worth hehehehe....

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Oh why not xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

difficult when you try and message and you cant ...darn...

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By *ewismixedbbcMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Go on thennnn I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm a bit confused because he's not in... but I'm sure he will be along. Message from my mate to say...

I fancy the arse off that Keyser Soze bloke. I want a go on his depth gauge.

I’m in. "

Dirty boy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"difficult when you try and message and you cant ...darn..."

Ooh... that reminds me... filters

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Can i just sat here

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’ll pop in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *heshireBiCplCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Go on then

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

In for a bit

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

*SurreyMassageGentleman has joined the meeting*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancer36 is super hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got the hang of this now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancer...... I find it an absolute travesty that I am not kissing your beautiful mouth right at this very moment.

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Long-legged blonde, a certain gentleman wishes you to know that you ‘sure have a serioulsy sexy smile’.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

In

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

OK, I'm in. Let's see if I get any!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ooh, a daytime one. I'll play as I'm on my lunch break. But I can't be postie today

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

In for a penny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In to spread some lurve and filth

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I couldn't careless

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A very sexy mate of mine says...

Please can you let SurreyMassageGentlemen know

That I would love to be on his table and his fingers caressing my body...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooft... my gorgeous mate says...

Would you be so kind as to tell _ong-leggedblonde

I think she is very sexy and I would love to start off quietly and see how we get on.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another sexy mate says...

for _indergirl

I'll swipe right for you any day xx

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Im in

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"Long-legged blonde, a certain gentleman wishes you to know that you ‘sure have a serioulsy sexy smile’. "

Oh thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from my sex bomb of a mate...

Message for _ou only live once - you can write me poetry anytime but you know what they say, actions speak louder than words

(Narrator's note... act ffs man, act!)

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"A very sexy mate of mine says...

Please can you let SurreyMassageGentlemen know

That I would love to be on his table and his fingers caressing my body...

"

Oh you tease! There are several here who would be welcome anytime!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My bombshell of a pal says...

Please tell steveandpickleploughmans that i would love to have some of his pickle

(I feel like she wants all the pickle Steve, I really do)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A very sexy mate of mine says...

Please can you let SurreyMassageGentlemen know

That I would love to be on his table and his fingers caressing my body...

Oh you tease! There are several here who would be welcome anytime! "

I never tease!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And my other gorgeous mate (I got a few) says...

To Leggedblond - Also will be my first time , will we say hello to each other , will we chat ? I would love xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome back OP....great thread

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Please count me in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot tottie says to NSP..

What I wouldn’t do to get my hands upon the curves of your body!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"Oooft... my gorgeous mate says...

Would you be so kind as to tell _ong-leggedblonde

I think she is very sexy and I would love to start off quietly and see how we get on. "

Quietly doing what...

Happy for you to drop me a private message

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

My beaut of a mate has a message for Keyser Soze - if you need your depth gauge calibrating, I can help.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A hot tottie says to NSP..

What I wouldn’t do to get my hands upon the curves of your body!"

Oooh.

More importantly, what would you do? I mean... my coffee cup seems to be empty so that's a good place to start

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By *exymarvelMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wonderful friend of mine has told me not so posh..

'You can look up at me with those glasses any day of the week'

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"And my other gorgeous mate (I got a few) says...

To Leggedblond - Also will be my first time , will we say hello to each other , will we chat ? I would love xx"

Chat.. more details needed please as where and when this time is

Maybe share a bottle of wine?

Thank you as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

My bombshell of a pal says...

Please tell steveandpickleploughmans that i would love to have some of his pickle

(I feel like she wants all the pickle Steve, I really do)"

It’s a sweet pickle. Plus, I’m all about sharing

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I'll join in as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gorgeous mate says..

Please can you let Chunky guy know that, a hug will be given to you soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"My gorgeous mate says..

Please can you let Chunky guy know that, a hug will be given to you soon "

You may want more than one. My hugs are the best.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate (who has a really sexy profile pic but I haven't told him that ) says...

Please can you tell juicy_2020 that I really want to taste her juices if she’ll let me. I keep getting distracted at work by her pics

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A wonderful friend of mine has told me not so posh..

'You can look up at me with those glasses any day of the week'"

Well... they do help me see... so that seems like a plan

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"A hot tottie says to NSP..

What I wouldn’t do to get my hands upon the curves of your body!

Oooh.

More importantly, what would you do? I mean... my coffee cup seems to be empty so that's a good place to start "

Cream, sugar?

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm in for the afternoon

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London


"My sexy mate (who has a really sexy profile pic but I haven't told him that ) says...

Please can you tell juicy_2020 that I really want to taste her juices if she’ll let me. I keep getting distracted at work by her pics "

Ooh, youre making me x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A message for the gorgeous HotwifeSeductions from my sexy mate...

Theres a very sexy hotwife i wouldnt mind wining and dining x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then, I’m in!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A hot tottie says to NSP..

What I wouldn’t do to get my hands upon the curves of your body!

Oooh.

More importantly, what would you do? I mean... my coffee cup seems to be empty so that's a good place to start

Cream, sugar?"

How sweet is your cream? I'll taste it and let you know about the sugar, sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi there, Dreamy Boo. A lovely pal of mine told me that he lusts over your gorgeous curves....a sight to behold.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A sexy mate of mine wants me to pass this on...

Message for Odin - what an absolutely delightful arse, can I give it a squeeze? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hot tottie says to NSP..

What I wouldn’t do to get my hands upon the curves of your body!

Oooh.

More importantly, what would you do? I mean... my coffee cup seems to be empty so that's a good place to start

Cream, sugar?

How sweet is your cream? I'll taste it and let you know about the sugar, sugar "

if anyone else wants a double entendre...i will give them one

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"A hot tottie says to NSP..

What I wouldn’t do to get my hands upon the curves of your body!

Oooh.

More importantly, what would you do? I mean... my coffee cup seems to be empty so that's a good place to start

Cream, sugar?

How sweet is your cream? I'll taste it and let you know about the sugar, sugar "

Like manna from heaven

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"A sexy mate of mine wants me to pass this on...

Message for Odin - what an absolutely delightful arse, can I give it a squeeze? X"

With one or two hands?

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

We're in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dreamyboo you scamp... (welcome back)... my sexy mate says you owe him a cake

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A hot tottie says to NSP..

What I wouldn’t do to get my hands upon the curves of your body!

Oooh.

More importantly, what would you do? I mean... my coffee cup seems to be empty so that's a good place to start

Cream, sugar?

How sweet is your cream? I'll taste it and let you know about the sugar, sugar

Like manna from heaven "

Handy... as I'm angelic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message for the gorgeous HotwifeSeductions from my sexy mate...

Theres a very sexy hotwife i wouldnt mind wining and dining x

"

I don't need romance just toasting and roasting please

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"One from my sex bomb of a mate...

Message for _ou only live once - you can write me poetry anytime but you know what they say, actions speak louder than words

(Narrator's note... act ffs man, act!)"

Thank you, narrator. Advice will be heeded!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And my other gorgeous mate (I got a few) says...

To Leggedblond - Also will be my first time , will we say hello to each other , will we chat ? I would love xx

Chat.. more details needed please as where and when this time is

Maybe share a bottle of wine?

Thank you as well "

I have the answer!

To Leggedblond - this coming Saturday, also is my birthday , sharing a bottle of wine sounds good xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A message for the gorgeous HotwifeSeductions from my sexy mate...

Theres a very sexy hotwife i wouldnt mind wining and dining x

I don't need romance just toasting and roasting please "

I tried to tell him....

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants

Can I play please!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"And my other gorgeous mate (I got a few) says...

To Leggedblond - Also will be my first time , will we say hello to each other , will we chat ? I would love xx

Chat.. more details needed please as where and when this time is

Maybe share a bottle of wine?

Thank you as well

I have the answer!

To Leggedblond - this coming Saturday, also is my birthday , sharing a bottle of wine sounds good xx"

It was mine yesterday.

Firey Aries

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooh Dancer my dear... my sexy as hell mate says...

please tell Dancer36 that she rocks my world! She can salsa, samba, waltz or foxtrot her way to me anytime!

He would probably take some of that "dirty dancing" stuff too... just fyi

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One for a gorgeous mate...

Lusty Lisa my mate told me that he would love to see those rednails wrapped round his hard cock....super sexy nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gorgeous smooth friend says..

Can you please tell lustylisa669 that I am lost in lust over her. If you find your way to my box I’ll make it worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dreamyboo you scamp... (welcome back)... my sexy mate says you owe him a cake "

Hi,

Do I need to be wearing blue underware to serve the cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we join in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A message for the gorgeous HotwifeSeductions from my sexy mate...

Theres a very sexy hotwife i wouldnt mind wining and dining x

I don't need romance just toasting and roasting please "

I've an update from my mate...

a gentleman only shows his devilish side after theyve got to know one another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi there, Dreamy Boo. A lovely pal of mine told me that he lusts over your gorgeous curves....a sight to behold.....

"

Front row seats are only £1 each - bargain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beautiful lady friend says..

Please can you pass this message on for Odin. Your arse, so sexy and I really would like to get my hands on it

And maybe more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi there, Dreamy Boo. A lovely pal of mine told me that he lusts over your gorgeous curves....a sight to behold.....

Front row seats are only £1 each - bargain! "

Can i get 5 seats please...like to stretch out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message for the gorgeous HotwifeSeductions from my sexy mate...

Theres a very sexy hotwife i wouldnt mind wining and dining x

I don't need romance just toasting and roasting please

I've an update from my mate...

a gentleman only shows his devilish side after theyve got to know one another."

Ain't got time for that just giz your penis.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Dreamyboo you scamp... (welcome back)... my sexy mate says you owe him a cake

Hi,

Do I need to be wearing blue underware to serve the cake? "

Now why didn't I think of that?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Oooh Dancer my dear... my sexy as hell mate says...

please tell Dancer36 that she rocks my world! She can salsa, samba, waltz or foxtrot her way to me anytime!

He would probably take some of that "dirty dancing" stuff too... just fyi "

Oh thanks for the FYI my favourite - dance your way into my box please xx

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Message for hotwifeseductions from someone

That little plaid skirt is making me have some very, very bad thoughts about you!!!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"My beautiful lady friend says..

Please can you pass this message on for Odin. Your arse, so sexy and I really would like to get my hands on it

And maybe more"

Too shy to show the more on here lol

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another sexy mate says...

lustylisa669 your hands look like they need a rest - let me hold your boobs for you. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out now, after being flooded with messages! Still a popularity contest, but then I never did fit in!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A total sexgod of a pal says...

For longlegged blond

I too am long legged and blond and would love to compare lengths with you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A total sexgod of a pal says...

For longlegged blond

I too am long legged and blond and would love to compare lengths with you"

Can I hold the tape measure?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A message for the gorgeous HotwifeSeductions from my sexy mate...

Theres a very sexy hotwife i wouldnt mind wining and dining x

I don't need romance just toasting and roasting please

I've an update from my mate...

a gentleman only shows his devilish side after theyve got to know one another.

Ain't got time for that just giz your penis."

He says...

Im on my way lol might take me a while knockin all those doors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screw it…..in and out today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems fun, I'm onboard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out now, after being flooded with messages! Still a popularity contest, but then I never did fit in! "

Same Test.....i am still awaiting my first anonymous message lol....all a bit of fun....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Screw it…..in and out today "

Promises promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giyoer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Screw it…..in and out today

Promises promises "

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"A total sexgod of a pal says...

For longlegged blond

I too am long legged and blond and would love to compare lengths with you

Can I hold the tape measure? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend says..

Could you please post, _otsoposh i need to get in her undies and lick every inch of that sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for hotwifeseductions from someone

That little plaid skirt is making me have some very, very bad thoughts about you!!!"

Not as bad as it would be to spank me in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not as I'm sat in my truck

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"A total sexgod of a pal says...

For longlegged blond

I too am long legged and blond and would love to compare lengths with you"

You have an additional length to measure...

Can I hold the tape measure 1st please.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My friend says..

Could you please post, _otsoposh i need to get in her undies and lick every inch of that sexy lady"

I have two points to make here...

Chances are my undies won't fit whoever the mystery person is, as I'm mahoosive and so are they.

And... there's a lot of inches to be licking, has this person got a spare week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gorgeous friend says..

Please tell Mancunianjay1981 that he had better rest up between now and Saturday night, as I don't think he will be getting much sleep then

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Im in... in need of distraction.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"And another sexy mate says...

for _indergirl

I'll swipe right for you any day xx"

Swipe away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a little un?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My gorgeous friend says..

Please tell Mancunianjay1981 that he had better rest up between now and Saturday night, as I don't think he will be getting much sleep then "

Fat chance of that, I don’t finish work until 7am Friday morning

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Surprise me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surprise me "

RAHHHHHH!

Surprised?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surprise me

RAHHHHHH!

Surprised?"

I am

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

A sexy female friends has asked

Please tell Yondu that your mate has plenty of room for him, where would he like to slot in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in y'all

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surprise me

RAHHHHHH!

Surprised?

I am "

Looks like it wasn't your eyebrows that shot up though

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Surprise me

RAHHHHHH!

Surprised?"

Who said that?

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By *exymarvelMan
over a year ago

cardiff


"Surprise me

RAHHHHHH!

Surprised?

I am

Looks like it wasn't your eyebrows that shot up though "

Epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surprise me

RAHHHHHH!

Surprised?

I am

Looks like it wasn't your eyebrows that shot up though "

Oh look at that I guess not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming friend for posh..

Could you please tell not so posh, challenge accepted, ive got all the time in the world

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon Posh, good to see ya.

Hit me with the smut

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I. Am. In.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Afternoon Posh, good to see ya.

Hit me with the smut "

Well hello there Mr F

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Message for hotwifeseductions from someone

That little plaid skirt is making me have some very, very bad thoughts about you!!!

Not as bad as it would be to spank me in it "

How very true!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've a sexy dude in my box who says...

Could you tell longlegged blonde I'd love to bump and grind her fine behind.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I will play please

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

All the sexy is sending me messages today... for other people and another sexy mate says...

Princess22abc - you make me wish I was half my age, just so I have a chance to see that arse close up.

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

A rather sexy looking pair would like to send the following message to Rickshawed

“I have just the right prick to pop that balloon!!!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

An utter babe has sent me this for a hunk...

Can you please let inevitable know that he's one hell of a hunk of a man that I'd be more than happy to climb any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in x

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"A rather sexy looking pair would like to send the following message to Rickshawed

“I have just the right prick to pop that balloon!!!”"

Excellent news. I would like to see the perfect sized prick cause an explosion between my thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And another sexy mate says...

lustylisa669 your hands look like they need a rest - let me hold your boobs for you. Xx"

Phew, thanks for that - they definitely need a rest

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"I've a sexy dude in my box who says...

Could you tell longlegged blonde I'd love to bump and grind her fine behind. "

Ohh, that sound enjoyable

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

lots of fancying going on

who's gonna be brave enough to enact

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’d love to play

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"lots of fancying going on

who's gonna be brave enough to enact "

Takes people owning up to do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my good pal...

could you tell hotwifeseductions that her body looks divine! I can't tell whether I'd prefer to try meet and fuck or pilgrimage and pray.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A popular lady would like to say...

Please tell Mr Fahrenheit that he is hot, hot, hot and I'd like to see if we make sparks when we touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh let's have a nosey..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An utter babe has sent me this for a hunk...

Can you please let inevitable know that he's one hell of a hunk of a man that I'd be more than happy to climb any day "

reverse shoulder ride?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A fine fella has asked me...

Could you please share with miss Smith that her body drives me crazy. Feel like gnarles barkely over here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No they don't

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"All the sexy is sending me messages today... for other people and another sexy mate says...

Princess22abc - you make me wish I was half my age, just so I have a chance to see that arse close up."

I'm told it can be quite mesmerizing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A popular lady would like to say...

Please tell Mr Fahrenheit that he is hot, hot, hot and I'd like to see if we make sparks when we touch

"

So much more than sparks, we best get a fire blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My gorgeous smooth friend says..

Can you please tell lustylisa669 that I am lost in lust over her. If you find your way to my box I’ll make it worth it. "

Oooh please tell me there’s cake!!!

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By *heStockingsmanMan
over a year ago

marske

I’m in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A message from a true hunk to MissSmith - you have THE prettiest lips I have ever seen!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"lots of fancying going on

who's gonna be brave enough to enact "

I was thinking the same..

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've a sexy mate with a message for a babe...

Could you tell Dancer that once I've finished her back I really must start work on her front

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

In but probably a bit late

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A gorgeous mate of mine says...

Will you please tell Surreymassagegentleman that I'm in serious need of a shoulder massage i am willing to discuss extras.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another sexy mate says...

Message for xMissSmithx

I can't decide what I want to fuck more - your eyes or your lips or your lips

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"A gorgeous mate of mine says...

Will you please tell Surreymassagegentleman that I'm in serious need of a shoulder massage i am willing to discuss extras."

My hands are warm, primed, and ready…just tell me when!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My babe of a mate says...

Can you tell youonlyliveonce

One day I’m going to get you to myself and do all that we have talked about and I’ve imagined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From my good pal...

could you tell hotwifeseductions that her body looks divine! I can't tell whether I'd prefer to try meet and fuck or pilgrimage and pray."

Any man in my bed needs to pray and prepare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a lovely gentleman to rickshawd

She looks like an adventure.

We should go soon.

We could go anywhere with your balloon:D

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Msg from a beaut for inevitable

I would so much like to see you naked with just your helmet

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"lots of fancying going on

who's gonna be brave enough to enact

I was thinking the same..

"

i am long legged too - so if you have that tape measure

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Hello mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great to be here

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"From a lovely gentleman to rickshawd

She looks like an adventure.

We should go soon.

We could go anywhere with your balloon:D"

Ooh, poetry to make me swoon

We could go anywhere, but let's just head to bed

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Will anyone be wanting a part 2?

I'll do one as long as you all promise to fancy me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Princess22abc

I want to make you wetter than that bath

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants

I’ll do round two as long as I get loads of messages as I’ve sent loads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will anyone be wanting a part 2?

I'll do one as long as you all promise to fancy me "

I’ve always fancied you.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Here's one from a total sexpot...

Message for GateKeeper please..

Can't wait for the day we destroy each other

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

In for round 2, happy to be messenger

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Will anyone be wanting a part 2?

I'll do one as long as you all promise to fancy me

I’ve always fancied you. "

Oh my

You devil.

Part 2 coming up...

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