FabSwingers.com forum: Need cheering up jokes please

By *aughty but nice... OP Man
over a year ago

Staffs

After a pretty bad Saturday and Sunday I need cheering up my mojo has well and truly left the building

I need some funny jokes, a few hugs or just a smile or two to lift me out of my mood

If anyone else is feeling down feel free to air your issues here and get cheered up by the jokes

Happy Monday people

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.

Have a terrible joke and a

and

Things do get better

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

What's the fastest fish in the world?

A motorpike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The salesman had been driving on the interstate highway in heavy traffic for hours, it was getting late,and he looked for a side road where he could off the highway, park and kip down for a few hours. He had only driven for a couple of miles when he saw a notice -

"Have you ever been fucked by a Nun"

" St Brigid`s Convent 1 mile"

Intrigued he followed the direction of the pointing arrow, and soon came to an imposing building at the roadside with a large car park and a sign

"Come and be fucked by a Nun"

" St. Brigid`s Convent"

He saw a sign "ENTRANCE" and went in, and found himself in a large entrance hall, and at the opposite side was another door and another sign - "If you would like to be fucked by a nun deposit $100 in this box and enter"

He hastily deposited his £100 in the box and pushed the door open; it was pitch dark on the other side, but he went through and the door immediately slammed behind him. Then a light came on and he saw that he was back in the car park. He turned to the door that he had just come through and saw another sign

"Blessings upon you. You have just been fucked by the sisters of St. Brigid"

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Two lions walking down the sea front and one says to the other “a bit quiet round here”

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By *aughty but nice... OP Man
over a year ago

Staffs

All funny starting to smile

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"What's the fastest fish in the world?

A motorpike"

And sidecarp

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Coz that's where all the cocks hang out.

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By *un_Time_Frankie_69Man
over a year ago

By The Sea

Did you know sword fish have no natural predators? No, actually that’s the pen fish, they are mightier!

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

i found out the colour of the wind

its blew

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