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Would you shave the plums or front bum of the user above?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Well would you?

Love and Peace

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Nop .... wax

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Gently buff.

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth


"

Nop .... wax "

Would you wax in front of him/her though?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd help him clear his guttering

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Individually pluck each hair

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Individually pluck each hair "

I’d pluck your bum fluff

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Individually pluck each hair

I’d pluck your bum fluff "

I’d lick it smooth.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes"

-yeah who wants there plums shaved by a total stranger?

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes

-yeah who wants there plums shaved by a total stranger?

"

-punished with a cane on the other hand though..

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes

-yeah who wants there plums shaved by a total stranger?

-punished with a cane on the other hand though.."

Yes and then plenty of High Karate afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes

-yeah who wants there plums shaved by a total stranger?

-punished with a cane on the other hand though..

Yes and then plenty of High Karate afterwards "

Yes, then blow torch to burn off any remaining stubble

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By *irBummyFingerMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen


"If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes

-yeah who wants there plums shaved by a total stranger?

"

I’d need to see a certificate of competence in handling a razor first

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Razor at the ready! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Front bum? what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Front bum? what?"

Lady garden....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Front bum? what?

Lady garden.... "

Fetching the shaving brush now!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Front bum? what?"

Yes, then shag the front bum

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Front bum? what?

Yes, then shag the front bum "

Cover them in Whiskas then let a lick them off

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Indeed. Why not x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Ooh yea

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Can someone do my back bum please, I can't reach

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Can someone do my back bum please, I can't reach "

En route with my Gillette x

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Can someone do my back bum please, I can't reach "

I’ll ‘do’ it

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Yes

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By *verageman81Man
over a year ago

lerwick

Yes I certainly would.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Suppose so.....

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Oh, indeed x

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd do whatever he asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’d shave the word ‘Rex’ into your lady garden

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Hang on let me fetch my hedge trimmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would. I'd make it into a heart shape

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’d shave a landing strip, all the way to your bum hole

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd shave him completely

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By *erlinhgvMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'd shave him completely "

Yes and then give the tongue test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t be trusted with a razor to shave anyone

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually


"I can’t be trusted with a razor to shave anyone "

Gosh no… I’d be all fingers and thumbs

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually


"I can’t be trusted with a razor to shave anyone "

Gosh no… I’d be all fingers and thumbs

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