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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had a sound effect, what would it be.

I think mine would be a dry raspy one, like the exhalation of a mummified corpse.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sad trombone. Disappointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sad trombone. Disappointment"

Wa wa wa waaaaaa

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine would roar like a dinosaur...they are that old x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy peasy my cock goes TICK to the left TOCK to the right when im using it to dickmatize and then just as there on the verge of suggestion it points up with a DOOOOOOOOONG!!

And like a toy drone flying when i do the helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

balls of tumble blowing down a deserted street....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"balls of tumble blowing down a deserted street...."

Tumble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"balls of tumble blowing down a deserted street...."

You aren't allowed to use the W . E . E . D . Word in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"balls of tumble blowing down a deserted street....

You aren't allowed to use the W . E . E . D . Word in the forums"

I have finally twigged

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"balls of tumble blowing down a deserted street....

You aren't allowed to use the W . E . E . D . Word in the forums

I have finally twigged

Twig .... ha ha .... appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it would just go "B"

as its not long enough to create the "oing"

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Mine would have the “strictly come dance “ theme tune as soon as it’s in use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/dfe8tCcHnKY

This ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would have the “strictly come dance “ theme tune as soon as it’s in use

I kinda like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The music from the shower scene on Psycho.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"balls of tumble blowing down a deserted street....

Tumble

I just pictured Mr Tumble blowing down a street.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Swanee whistle sound effect.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/dfe8tCcHnKY

This ^^ "

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"balls of tumble blowing down a deserted street....

Tumble

I just pictured Mr Tumble blowing down a street.

I am NOT blowing Mr Tumble. Omg the very idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sad trombone. Disappointment"

I pay the trombone, I’d happily play yours!!!

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

You know that sound a ruler makes when you twang it on the edge of a desk? That would be my noise.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"balls of tumble blowing down a deserted street....

Tumble

I just pictured Mr Tumble blowing down a street.

I am NOT blowing Mr Tumble. Omg the very idea.

I'm sure he would appreciate it! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"balls of tumble blowing down a deserted street....

Tumble

I just pictured Mr Tumble blowing down a street.

I am NOT blowing Mr Tumble. Omg the very idea.

I'm sure he would appreciate it! Lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"balls of tumble blowing down a deserted street....

Tumble

I just pictured Mr Tumble blowing down a street.

I am NOT blowing Mr Tumble. Omg the very idea.

I'm sure he would appreciate it! Lol"

Oh he’s on here actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be the ticking sound a clock makes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine would be the ticking sound a clock makes"

Or a bomb?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sad trombone. Disappointment

Wa wa wa waaaaaa"

this made me laugh haha

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Had a sound effect, what would it be.

You know that sound that used to be played for the 'Dolby Stereo' bit just before the film started at the cinema......

That happens every time I unzip my fly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get off."

Roooaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get off.

Scary

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A jumping bean type noise. Mr KC and I have been sexy WhatsApp'ing during meetings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A jumping bean type noise. Mr KC and I have been sexy WhatsApp'ing during meetings

What, like boing boing boing?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

An exasperated sigh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get off.

Scary"

I sat on Lego.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The Jaws music. Duh duh, duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duuuuuuh duh

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Quack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theme tune of horny horny horny in Frank Spencer's voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would be the ticking sound a clock makes

Or a bomb?

Play your cards right and there could be an explosion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine would be the ticking sound a clock makes

Or a bomb?

Play your cards right and there could be an explosion

Charmer

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A jumping bean type noise. Mr KC and I have been sexy WhatsApp'ing during meetings

What, like boing boing boing?"

Something like that. There's a little party going on in my pants anyway

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Like a crane slowly lifting some bricks

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Chattering teeth noise - I'm frozen

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

A Cazoo

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'd love my tits to squeak when squeezed, like a squeaky toy

https://youtu.be/dPe0PjsU7nY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flop, flop

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"A Cazoo

*Kazoo

Bloody car adverts

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I'd love my tits to squeak when squeezed, like a squeaky toy

https://youtu.be/dPe0PjsU7nY"

You need my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sigh of disappointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would roar like a dinosaur...they are that old x"

Which dinosaur ?? ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine would roar like a dinosaur...they are that old x

Which dinosaur ?? ? "

Niplodicus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaws theme tune

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Purr like a kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on, I'm Coming by Sam & Dave

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

An old fashioned car horn the type of one with the rubber ball you squeezed and it goes

Awoooga

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