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Poisonous Eggs Recalled

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that about 40 tiny children have been poisoned by a rogue batch of kinder chocolate eggs. There was a surprise in every one that nobody expected. The germs are called salmonella germs.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Really upping the stakes with the surprise in the eggs aren't they.

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Let's hope they weren't donated to your local food Bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really upping the stakes with the surprise in the eggs aren't they. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No! Think of the little tiny children!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

It's all Ova the news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No! Think of the little tiny children! "

What about the grown ups that like a Kinder egg?

*asking for a friend

Winston

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

That'll be why the lady in front of me at the petrol station wasn't allowed to buy a kinder egg then...

Posh

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Seems a shame to waste them. Could they be redistributed to the Russia Army?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems a shame to waste them. Could they be redistributed to the Russia Army? "

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Seems a shame to waste them. Could they be redistributed to the Russia Army? "

Yes .. they're just eggs inside little eggs inside smaller eggs .. inside mini eggs.. russian nesting eggs

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Not very kinder them..

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

The wording from the FSA is that the outbreak MIGHT be linked to Kinder Eggs No cases have yet been linked to Kinder.

Kinders own tests on the batches quoted have so far shown no traces of Salmonalla

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How tiny are these children? Has eating Kinder eggs stunted their growth? Or are they in fact so tiny as to actually live inside the eggs?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"The wording from the FSA is that the outbreak MIGHT be linked to Kinder Eggs No cases have yet been linked to Kinder.

Kinders own tests on the batches quoted have so far shown no traces of Salmonalla

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story"

So these claims are being denied? Why are they recalling the eggs then?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It's all Ova the news "

^^^An under appreciated comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got nothing clever. Just snorting at the rest of you .

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Also, knowing how shit some very large chocolate and confectionery companies were at the validation tests I used to be involved in, I wouldn't be surprised if Kinder's own testing didn't pick it up

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By *eonMan
over a year ago

The wallled town

That’s not good to hear

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Not sure why these germs are in the chocolate . ..

It can only come from the milk or people on production lines not washing their hands after toilet breaks..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Not sure why these germs are in the chocolate . ..

It can only come from the milk or people on production lines not washing their hands after toilet breaks.. "

Cocoa powder and milk powder used in production of chocolate are both common sources of bacterial contamination.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"It's all Ova the news

^^^An under appreciated comment "

I thought so too . Thanks haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have we had enoeuf of this egg related humour yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we had enoeuf of this egg related humour yet? "

I'd tend to agree, but this is kinder eggs we're talking about, it's no yolk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems a shame to waste them. Could they be redistributed to the Russia Army?

Yes .. they're just eggs inside little eggs inside smaller eggs .. inside mini eggs.. russian nesting eggs "

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I thought they used a glass and a half of milk in each bar. I suppose in the summer the milk is laying about too long

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Reports that about 40 tiny children have been poisoned by a rogue batch of kinder chocolate eggs. There was a surprise in every one that nobody expected. The germs are called salmonella germs."

Are they free range? I don't think they are allowed to use that term any longer as they haven't been allowed out for 3 months due to bird flu...

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Really upping the stakes with the surprise in the eggs aren't they. "

Russian roulette for kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought they used a glass and a half of milk in each bar. I suppose in the summer the milk is laying about too long"

But it's winter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really upping the stakes with the surprise in the eggs aren't they.

Russian roulette for kids"

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Have we had enoeuf of this egg related humour yet? "

I oeuf not bird of tit

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I thought they used a glass and a half of milk in each bar. I suppose in the summer the milk is laying about too long"

That's Cadbury Tom, but I doubt even they do it any more since Kraft took them over

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I thought they used a glass and a half of milk in each bar. I suppose in the summer the milk is laying about too long

That's Cadbury Tom, but I doubt even they do it any more since Kraft took them over"

No liquid milk goes into chocolate. The "glass and a half" would be the equivalent of the reconstituted milk powder

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I thought they used a glass and a half of milk in each bar. I suppose in the summer the milk is laying about too long

That's Cadbury Tom, but I doubt even they do it any more since Kraft took them over

No liquid milk goes into chocolate. The "glass and a half" would be the equivalent of the reconstituted milk powder "

Then have we conned all these years

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I thought they used a glass and a half of milk in each bar. I suppose in the summer the milk is laying about too long

That's Cadbury Tom, but I doubt even they do it any more since Kraft took them over

No liquid milk goes into chocolate. The "glass and a half" would be the equivalent of the reconstituted milk powder

Then have we conned all these years "

If you believed it was liquid cow's milk, then yes. If you read the label, then no.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I thought they used a glass and a half of milk in each bar. I suppose in the summer the milk is laying about too long

That's Cadbury Tom, but I doubt even they do it any more since Kraft took them over

No liquid milk goes into chocolate. The "glass and a half" would be the equivalent of the reconstituted milk powder

Then have we conned all these years

If you believed it was liquid cow's milk, then yes. If you read the label, then no."

Reading? What is this strange and alien concept?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggstremely concerning.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I thought they used a glass and a half of milk in each bar. I suppose in the summer the milk is laying about too long

That's Cadbury Tom, but I doubt even they do it any more since Kraft took them over

No liquid milk goes into chocolate. The "glass and a half" would be the equivalent of the reconstituted milk powder

Then have we conned all these years

If you believed it was liquid cow's milk, then yes. If you read the label, then no.

Reading? What is this strange and alien concept? "

It was invented in 1986

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I was going to participate and the thead. But it is far too scrambled for me!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the source of the salmonella is likely to be in the feed they give to the Kinder Birds that lay the eggs. I have seen pictures of the conditions they are kept in ... not very sanitary at all!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I thought they used a glass and a half of milk in each bar. I suppose in the summer the milk is laying about too long

That's Cadbury Tom, but I doubt even they do it any more since Kraft took them over

No liquid milk goes into chocolate. The "glass and a half" would be the equivalent of the reconstituted milk powder

Then have we conned all these years

If you believed it was liquid cow's milk, then yes. If you read the label, then no."

Whaaaat no way. I've believed the purple ads all these years.

Next you'll be telling me 8 out of 10 cat owners don't prefer whisks!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I thought they used a glass and a half of milk in each bar. I suppose in the summer the milk is laying about too long

That's Cadbury Tom, but I doubt even they do it any more since Kraft took them over

No liquid milk goes into chocolate. The "glass and a half" would be the equivalent of the reconstituted milk powder

Then have we conned all these years

If you believed it was liquid cow's milk, then yes. If you read the label, then no.

Whaaaat no way. I've believed the purple ads all these years.

Next you'll be telling me 8 out of 10 cat owners don't prefer whisks! "

*whiskas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracking news!

Egg-citing.

The yolk is on u.

Smashing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprised Tom isn't all over this with the Kinder factory closing

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Surprised Tom isn't all over this with the Kinder factory closing "

Tom priotses his news stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surprised Tom isn't all over this with the Kinder factory closing

Tom priotses his news stories"

I blame Le Tissier

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The Belgium's have ordered the factory to be closed.

The Kinder factory in Belgium is closed.. remember where you heard it first..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Belgium's have ordered the factory to be closed.

The Kinder factory in Belgium is closed.. remember where you heard it first..

"
nothatmonkey

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"The Belgium's have ordered the factory to be closed.

The Kinder factory in Belgium is closed.. remember where you heard it first..

nothatmonkey "

Yes.. a joint effort

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