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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Can someone come and tuck me in and read me a story...i am feeling a bit lonely tonight.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Can someone come and tuck me in and read me a story...i am feeling a bit lonely tonight..... "
Have you not got a teddybear to cuddle?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can someone come and tuck me in and read me a story...i am feeling a bit lonely tonight..... Have you not got a teddybear to cuddle? "

no i dont normally feel lonely. however tonight i feel very single lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Can someone come and tuck me in and read me a story...i am feeling a bit lonely tonight..... Have you not got a teddybear to cuddle?

no i dont normally feel lonely. however tonight i feel very single lol "

I have Animal from the muppets when im on my own, or i watch a horror movie....

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over a year ago

Do you want the one about the bastard stalker that breaks in while you are asleep and glues a wad of axminster with superglue to your minge or the one about the evil waiter who slashes in peoples soup in the restaurant from hell?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Do you want the one about the bastard stalker that breaks in while you are asleep and glues a wad of axminster with superglue to your minge or the one about the evil waiter who slashes in peoples soup in the restaurant from hell? "

oh i am spoilt for choice!! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want the one about the bastard stalker that breaks in while you are asleep and glues a wad of axminster with superglue to your minge or the one about the evil waiter who slashes in peoples soup in the restaurant from hell?

oh i am spoilt for choice!! Xxx"

Superglue Sam the minge rug man is my favourite. If h finds a guy he wedges the carpet fibres between his arse cheeks

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Do you want the one about the bastard stalker that breaks in while you are asleep and glues a wad of axminster with superglue to your minge or the one about the evil waiter who slashes in peoples soup in the restaurant from hell?

oh i am spoilt for choice!! Xxx

Superglue Sam the minge rug man is my favourite. If h finds a guy he wedges the carpet fibres between his arse cheeks "

that just made me laugh thanks for cheering me up..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Why am i thinking about carpet burns on cocks n fannys now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want the one about the bastard stalker that breaks in while you are asleep and glues a wad of axminster with superglue to your minge or the one about the evil waiter who slashes in peoples soup in the restaurant from hell?

oh i am spoilt for choice!! Xxx

Superglue Sam the minge rug man is my favourite. If h finds a guy he wedges the carpet fibres between his arse cheeks

that just made me laugh thanks for cheering me up.. "

Leave milk and cookies out and he may think its dec 25 and do his other job if he gets in

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Why am i thinking about carpet burns on cocks n fannys now? "

you always think of that..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Why am i thinking about carpet burns on cocks n fannys now?

you always think of that.. "

Exactly why i have a good supply of Sudocrem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why am i thinking about carpet burns on cocks n fannys now? "

Ouch

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