FabSwingers.com forum: What is the secret code someone needs to get in your pants?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

well?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

An attraction, great kissing and able to hold a conversation that doesn't revolve around sex.

Someone fun and sees me as a person not just an object.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Make me laugh....

That usually works

Provided they not complete ugers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An attraction, great kissing and able to hold a conversation that doesn't revolve around sex.

Someone fun and sees me as a person not just an object."

That's a +2 on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q: What is the secret code someone needs to get in your pants?

A: Hello, may I get into your pants?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Make me laugh....

That usually works

Provided they not complete ugers...

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Is an uger the same a s a minger or a fugly?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Make me laugh....

That usually works

Provided they not complete ugers...

Is an uger the same a s a minger or a fugly?

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can of tizer and a packet of cheesy wotsits usual works. What can I say I'm a cheap date.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

paddy is exempt from this thread as he is a tart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I fuck you...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A can of tizer and a packet of cheesy wotsits usual works. What can I say I'm a cheap date.

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Cheesy wotsits stain your fingers....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

435721077**946**

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A double vodka and diet

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Its a secret!! Im not telling

Those that have the key know they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally laugh at their jokes, comment on almost any thread they write

Hi femme...how are u?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A can of tizer and a packet of cheesy wotsits usual works. What can I say I'm a cheap date.

Cheesy wotsits stain your fingers....

Lol google ' orange rhino, sex act '

They stain more than your fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a secret!! Im not telling

Those that have the key know they do

i love it when u finger ur pie on webcam.....am I in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a brain certainly helps.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I normally laugh at their jokes, comment on almost any thread they write

Hi femme...how are u?"
Ahem......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paddy is exempt from this thread as he is a tart.

how dare u name and shame me....jump on people..ive greased my buttsac

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A can of tizer and a packet of cheesy wotsits usual works. What can I say I'm a cheap date.

Cheesy wotsits stain your fingers....

Lol google ' orange rhino, sex act '

They stain more than your fingers

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I was being polite....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Its a secret!! Im not telling

Those that have the key know they do

i love it when u finger ur pie on webcam.....am I in yet?"

Errrrr................nope

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"paddy is exempt from this thread as he is a tart.

how dare u name and shame me....jump on people..ive greased my buttsac"
with what beef dripping?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"paddy is exempt from this thread as he is a tart.

how dare u name and shame me....jump on people..ive greased my buttsac"

You have a buttsac? what is that? did someone kick your balls so hard they went up your arse?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

just those three little words

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"just those three little words "

how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't tell you!

It's a secret

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"just those three little words

how are you?"

noooooo

here is money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An attraction, great kissing and able to hold a conversation that doesn't revolve around sex.

Someone fun and sees me as a person not just an object."

The same

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can't tell you!

It's a secret

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It isnt.....a bag of chips n a can of Tango...well so i heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paddy is exempt from this thread as he is a tart.

how dare u name and shame me....jump on people..ive greased my buttsacwith what beef dripping?

gravysplashback for U!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't tell you!

It's a secret

It isnt.....a bag of chips n a can of Tango...well so i heard

Sugar ........... Where you here that! I knew some snitch would let it out!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can't tell you!

It's a secret

It isnt.....a bag of chips n a can of Tango...well so i heard

Sugar ........... Where you here that! I knew some snitch would let it out!

"
I never reveal my sources...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little respect, a little style and a whole heap of sexiness usually opens the key with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paddy is exempt from this thread as he is a tart.

how dare u name and shame me....jump on people..ive greased my buttsac

You have a buttsac? what is that? did someone kick your balls so hard they went up your arse?

my piles are the size of tatties...in my buttsac...more cream pls...ooh...ur hands are cold

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Anyone who shows me their axe collection or knows about temporal flux distortions usually gets a freebie off me.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Anyone who shows me their axe collection or knows about temporal flux distortions usually gets a freebie off me.

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or if they have a pulse, my sources reveal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't tell you!

It's a secret

It isnt.....a bag of chips n a can of Tango...well so i heard

Sugar ........... Where you here that! I knew some snitch would let it out!

I never reveal my sources...

HP or ketchup??

And sorry hear not here!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can't tell you!

It's a secret

It isnt.....a bag of chips n a can of Tango...well so i heard

Sugar ........... Where you here that! I knew some snitch would let it out!

I never reveal my sources...

HP or ketchup??

And sorry hear not here!!

"
I said heard not herd....and i will say HP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no combination to my pants at the moment. I welded the lock up, temporarily.

I'm not sure what it will take to change that. I'll find out in due course, I expect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who shows me their axe collection or knows about temporal flux distortions usually gets a freebie off me.

Careful, I have an axe collection. It consists of three so far. The pickaxe is my favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be an American

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who shows me their axe collection or knows about temporal flux distortions usually gets a freebie off me.

oooh Jean Luc Picard had a lovely temporal flux.

I prefer the older version ... Beam up me Scotty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wear pants - only thongs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking politely works sometimes.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

my pants are wrapped in chains - who knows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate cake is a very good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate cake is a very good start

Playing hard to get huh? You'll drop'em for any woman who asks and you know it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate cake is a very good start

Playing hard to get huh? You'll drop'em for any woman who asks and you know it!

I said a good start

a little more needed to get the full code lol.

Though I'd drop them for you just for fear of what toy from B&Q you'd beat me with if I didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69247

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The secret passphrase is " sorry but you grossly offend me".

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, they have to have exactly the right chat-up line, and say just the right words, or they don't stand a chance....

Damn! Somebody went and talked me into it again!!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"just those three little words "

Have my wallet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a password - I've gone all hi tech!

I have a fingerprint and retinal scanner!

You simply have to insert your finger and look into the camera - which is conveniently located in my belly button!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just come straight out with it ? no point beating around the bush .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An attraction, great kissing and able to hold a conversation that doesn't revolve around sex.

Someone fun and sees me as a person not just an object."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a password - I've gone all hi tech!

I have a fingerprint and retinal scanner!

You simply have to insert your finger and look into the camera - which is conveniently located in my belly button!

damm thats all i needed to do??? i made you a blooming cake last time... wont bother next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The code is 1471

Come n get me

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Anyone who shows me their axe collection or knows about temporal flux distortions usually gets a freebie off me.

or if they have a pulse, my sources reveal.

I must admit that shagging that Melorian lizard-woman on Fenix IX was an error of judgement on my part

...and the threesome with the Ixial-Dak's on the swamp world of Ajax Prime was a bit weird too

...going to the 114th Trans-dimensional Orgy on the moon of Galix III was also a bit of a mistake

Other than that, and a further 200+ cases I could recount, I'm incredibly selective.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Anyone who shows me their axe collection or knows about temporal flux distortions usually gets a freebie off me.

Careful, I have an axe collection. It consists of three so far. The pickaxe is my favourite.

Hello gorgeous

*waggles eyebrows suggestively*

Do you kill here often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a password - I've gone all hi tech!

I have a fingerprint and retinal scanner!

You simply have to insert your finger and look into the camera - which is conveniently located in my belly button!

damm thats all i needed to do??? i made you a blooming cake last time... wont bother next time"

It hasn't been 'installed' then!

Cake was the old requirement!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*hadn't !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*hadn't !!"

where am i inserting my finger btw?? Lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I was going to do a countdown..... but I am just not quick enough

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

my chastity belts padlock code is 6969

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*hadn't !!

where am i inserting my finger btw?? Lol"

Thinking I may have to upgrade to the hi tech gadgetry and also the chocolate cake, seems you get more fun from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess if a man can make me laugh and smile he's half way there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess if a man can make me laugh and smile he's half way there.. "

Hmmmmm ( makes mental note )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if u can make ur booty clap ur in

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

In Devon a guy only has to turn up with a pasty in his hand to get into some womens knickers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a present for my bears, so they turn a blind eye as to what i`m doin`

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"In Devon a guy only has to turn up with a pasty in his hand to get into some womens knickers....

If he's managed to resist temptation and not fucked the pasty instead.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"In Devon a guy only has to turn up with a pasty in his hand to get into some womens knickers....

if i walk into a devon club or pub with a pasty in one hand and a mackerel in the other, that would get me into the local lasses knickers ? woohoo i cant wait

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"In Devon a guy only has to turn up with a pasty in his hand to get into some womens knickers....

If he's managed to resist temptation and not fucked the pasty instead."

With some Devon women fucking the pasty would be the best option....

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

3214 enter

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"In Devon a guy only has to turn up with a pasty in his hand to get into some womens knickers....

If he's managed to resist temptation and not fucked the pasty instead.

With some Devon women fucking the pasty would be the best option....

At least he could say it was hot and tidy.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"In Devon a guy only has to turn up with a pasty in his hand to get into some womens knickers....

If he's managed to resist temptation and not fucked the pasty instead.

With some Devon women fucking the pasty would be the best option....

decisions decisions jane or a pasty ?! he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In Devon a guy only has to turn up with a pasty in his hand to get into some womens knickers....

If he's managed to resist temptation and not fucked the pasty instead.

With some Devon women fucking the pasty would be the best option....

decisions decisions jane or a pasty ?! he he"

ill take jane u can have the pasty

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

VVWE

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Just pull on the rip cord, theyll fall down all by themselves..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pants? wot pants? its sexy lingerie all the way for me ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's more of a secret knock and a series of bird calls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe is all in the hand ? way you place it and where.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

If I think you're fit then you don't need to say anything...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pulse and a bag of Haribo.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Try this code: hpkj'fmj'fp;nhfhjdkdhsp;'df;kds'dks;fj;fj

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Making me laugh, will get them as far as my knees, but you got to work a little harder to get them off completely. Unless im already wearing them on my head

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

[Removed by poster at 25/10/12 14:08:21]

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Try this code: hpkj'fmj'fp;nhfhjdkdhsp;'df;kds'dks;fj;fj

Man thats far to complicated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An attraction, great kissing and able to hold a conversation that doesn't revolve around sex.

Someone fun and sees me as a person not just an object."

You rang !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hpkj'fmj'fp;nhfhjdkdhsp;'df;kds'dks;fj;fj

Bingo, I am in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, forget the pulse. Just give me a bag of haribo and I'll amuse myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

666 works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try this code: hpkj'fmj'fp;nhfhjdkdhsp;'df;kds'dks;fj;fj

That's easy to remember, it's just off the A428 on the outskirts of Merthyr Tydfil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me"

Twice on the pipe if the answer is no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any kinda discount code for Nandos

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple
over a year ago

North West

6659 O crap Thats my pin number not my pant number !!!

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"hpkj'fmj'fp;nhfhjdkdhsp;'df;kds'dks;fj;fj

Bingo, I am in there

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You walk into a tree, I laugh until I cry....you are really there

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

"In Devon a guy only has to turn up with a pasty in his hand to get into some womens knickers....

if i walk into a devon club or pub with a pasty in one hand and a mackerel in the other, that would get me into the local lasses knickers ? woohoo i cant wait"

Think you might be waiting a long old time..

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"any kinda discount code for Nandos

"
...let me have a look ...but that nando is in Paris...

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Try this code: hpkj'fmj'fp;nhfhjdkdhsp;'df;kds'dks;fj;fj

That's easy to remember, it's just off the A428 on the outskirts of Merthyr Tydfil. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just those three little words "

Please may I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I am an Enigma...

EGNW IOSC EELD WCIN QCUI

(Geddit?? lol!)

As for Perky...... Bottle of Pinot Grigio and a bag of Haribo Fangtastic usually gets you in.....

(Oh I am sooooo dead..!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

baa ram you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who shows me their axe collection or knows about temporal flux distortions usually gets a freebie off me.

Careful, I have an axe collection. It consists of three so far. The pickaxe is my favourite.

Hello gorgeous

*waggles eyebrows suggestively*

Do you kill here often?

Suddenly I am tempted to do a profile photo with axes in it. I wonder if the would scare men off?

In answer to the question, I'm trying to limit the killing until I've found a new place to hide the bodies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is the name of the railway staion in wales Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

you must be able to pronounce this in 7 diff languages to get in my knickers, see I'M KnoW easy girL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hpkj'fmj'fp;nhfhjdkdhsp;'df;kds'dks;fj;fj

Bingo, I am in there

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You walk into a tree, I laugh until I cry....you are really there

Oi, that's my randomly generated status update!

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