FabSwingers.com forum: King Solomon

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Apparently had 700 wives and 300 concubines. How on earth did he find the time? And surely trying to keep them all happy would be enough to ruin even the most randy of fab men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon every single man on fab could manage it. We’re insatiable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently had 700 wives and 300 concubines. How on earth did he find the time? And surely trying to keep them all happy would be enough to ruin even the most randy of fab men?"

Crikey Polly, he must of been the medieval answer to Hugh Hefner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon every single man on fab could manage it. We’re insatiable. "

I take it you’ve never been married. One is hard enough

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

He probably hid form them all down in the mine....

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

700 wives, imagine all those hormones raging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"700 wives, imagine all those hormones raging

Imagine if their cycles synced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"700 wives, imagine all those hormones raging

Imagine if their cycles synced

Gawd bloody blimey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"700 wives, imagine all those hormones raging

Imagine if their cycles synced

Gawd bloody blimey

That would be hell on earth for a week every month.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"700 wives, imagine all those hormones raging

Imagine if their cycles synced

Hell on earth

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

To be fair, as king he didn't really need to keep them happy

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I'm assuming he was basically Papa Lazarou?-"Hey Dave....."

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By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"700 wives, imagine all those hormones raging

Imagine if their cycles synced

Gawd bloody blimey

That would be hell on earth for a week every month."

And not just the wives. Don't forget the 300 concubines as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine getting home from work hearing

“So I was thinking….” from 700 wives. You know that going to be an expensive conversation.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Maybe when the latest one synch'd, he just brought in a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe when the latest one synch'd, he just brought in a new one

What’s worse than 700 wives?

701

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By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

King Solomon... An example of traditional biblical relationships for all of us. Next time that you hear a Mary Whitehouse ranting about the immorality of modern people and how we should all live according to the bible...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Finally, some use for a guy who can lick pussy for hours.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"King Solomon... An example of traditional biblical relationships for all of us. Next time that you hear a Mary Whitehouse ranting about the immorality of modern people and how we should all live according to the bible..."

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

They probably just lounged around, eating fancy foods and plaiting each other's hair.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

700 mothers-in-law. Poor sod!

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Why would he want concubines ? Horrible things , just a bigger version of hedgehogs.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Think of the queue for the toilet and bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think of the queue for the toilet and bathroom."

Imagine the state of the plug holes

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A holely palace

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

If they all had so many, can see why in some traditions they shared their wives/concubines with their visitors...take the pressure off

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

I'm in the court of king Caractacus, I can't comment I'm afraid I'm just passing by

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

I'll stick to other peoples wives, you can give me back at the end of the day

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