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"A man we all know as the Pickle Sought a woman he wanted to tickle She was full of bants When he took off his pants As she teased him for being so lickle" Also yes I have a small penis | |||
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"Also yes I have a small penis No hard feelings? " It still gets hard yes | |||
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"Do you too, Need to poo, When you meet someone new?" Hell of a bump | |||
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"I wanted to write something melodramatic, A tale of poor me, woe is me - yeah, anticlimactic. But I fear if I do, Folk might see through The charmingly crafted charismatic. (Please don't read too much into this, I'm just enjoying words)" Cracking tits Meli Mr TMN | |||
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"I wanted to write something melodramatic, A tale of poor me, woe is me - yeah, anticlimactic. But I fear if I do, Folk might see through The charmingly crafted charismatic. (Please don't read too much into this, I'm just enjoying words) Cracking tits Meli Mr TMN " Mr? Mr? Mr TMN? That's my day made now. Look forward to the next blue moon when you make an appearance. | |||
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"I wanted to write something melodramatic, A tale of poor me, woe is me - yeah, anticlimactic. But I fear if I do, Folk might see through The charmingly crafted charismatic. (Please don't read too much into this, I'm just enjoying words) Cracking tits Meli Mr TMN Mr? Mr? Mr TMN? That's my day made now. Look forward to the next blue moon when you make an appearance." I’d do you but I’m struggling to find words which rhyme with Meli Still Mr TMN | |||
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"Cracking tits Meli Mr TMN Mr? Mr? Mr TMN? That's my day made now. Look forward to the next blue moon when you make an appearance. I’d do you but I’m struggling to find words which rhyme with Meli Still Mr TMN " I'd do you even without a rhyme. Yay! I flirted. Wait. Extra flirt on top. | |||
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"Cracking tits Meli Mr TMN Mr? Mr? Mr TMN? That's my day made now. Look forward to the next blue moon when you make an appearance. I’d do you but I’m struggling to find words which rhyme with Meli Still Mr TMN I'd do you even without a rhyme. Yay! I flirted. Wait. Extra flirt on top." We really should get a room Mr TMN | |||
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"^^ get a room you two, Or if you can’t but you’re desperate, Find a pub and do it in the loos Like in the good old days. " 10 out of 10 for the poetry | |||
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"^^ get a room you two, Or if you can’t but you’re desperate, Find a pub and do it in the loos Like in the good old days. 10 out of 10 for the poetry " Thanks. Yours isn’t bad either. | |||
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"I came across a thread on fab That made me kind of sad For weeks no response Then sudden all at once From a thread that was bare Love was in the air " . Now that’s what I can a poem. | |||
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"I remember the 5th of November The memories still linger I held a banger in my hand Has anyone seen my finger " Brilliant | |||
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"Am just a wee sparra, Am froze tae the marra, Am knackered and just aboot deid, Av fuck all tae peck, So gimme a brek, And throw me a big dod of breid. " I want you to read it for us | |||
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"Am just a wee sparra, Am froze tae the marra, Am knackered and just aboot deid, Av fuck all tae peck, So gimme a brek, And throw me a big dod of breid. I want you to read it for us" Try it in a Billy Connolly accent for full effect. | |||
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"There once was a lady from Slough Who, last year, developed a cough She wasn't to know It would last until now Let's hope the old dear pulls through." | |||
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"I eat my peas with honey I've done it all my life It makes the peas taste funny But it keeps them on the knife Winston" Brilliant as always Winston. | |||
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"I'm a big fan. Emily Dickinson, Larkin, ee cummings and Spike Milligan. All the greats The spring is sprung The grass is ris I wonder where the birdies is (Spike Milligan)" | |||
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"OK then, I'll say a few words About gross stuff like boogers and turds Its just who I am, I'm grim, I'm crass But there's no denying I have a great ass Heee-haawwwwww Yes, that's a donkey." | |||
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"I was going to write a poem And I know they're supposed to rhyme But I'm not very good with words I know poems are supposed to have a cadence But I don't know what that is I think its safe to say My poems going to be a bit shit Winston " A ctuall, I think that's a nice bit of free verse. | |||
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"I think I'm fairly cultured but can't say I'm a fan." Poetry is beautiful. I must write some for you. | |||
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"I was going to write a poem And I know they're supposed to rhyme But I'm not very good with words I know poems are supposed to have a cadence But I don't know what that is I think its safe to say My poems going to be a bit shit Winston A ctuall, I think that's a nice bit of free verse." I certainly wouldn't have the nerve to charge for it. Winston | |||
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"I do like poetry, recently in particular I have taken more of an interest in it . Maybe I can post some if mine for constructive feedback and tips. It's just sexual so far but I have been thinking of doing just any poetry. Alot of people so far are not into it on regular forums so I am glad I found here to discuss, share and most importantly, learn. " I love reading poetry always! Wish I could see write it better than I do but it’s fun anyway. | |||
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"Dont be daft, dont be silly, man like pickle get a bag on that willy " Gatsby? More like goatsby. Love this | |||
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"Dont be daft, dont be silly, man like pickle get a bag on that willy Gatsby? More like goatsby. Love this " Have a fab day pickles | |||
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"Dont be daft, dont be silly, man like pickle get a bag on that willy Gatsby? More like goatsby. Love this Have a fab day pickles " You too man | |||
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"And idk this in the wrong poetry thread (some titles are similar But here goes, I’ll see if my delivery is better and I can project to the back this time *clears throat. Roses are red. Violets are fine I’ll be your 6 If you’ll be my nine. Thank you *exits stage left. " Fucking love it. | |||
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"There was a young fab lass from Kirklees Who spent half her life on her knees Whenever she'd suck She looked like a duck As couldn't afford proper fillers so used bees. She had a cut and paste message from a young man And after seeing his knob next to a red bull can She sent a reply With a glint in her eye Saying of pictures like that she was a fan His phone pinged and to his inbox he ran Thinking for all that spam he'd probably been given a ban Everyone else had been declining So his message he'd been refining It now read "do you want to see some puppies, get in the van" So they chatted and arranged to meet Behind the bins at Lidl at the end of the street If it didn't rain she'd be lucky And her knees wouldn't get mucky Whilst she was busy gobbling his meat She tugged down his jeans behind the shop And instantly her excitement did drop His cock was that tiny It made her so whiny The bastard had used photoshop So a lesson when first seeing a dick Don't always believe what you see in a pic What looks like it should be on a horse Could be much smaller of course And quite possibly the size of a toothpick A " This belongs in an a level English poetry anthology | |||
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"I used to write loads and had several pieces printed, but not written any for ages. After a relationship break down, I just lost the knack.." Get back into it! This is the place | |||
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"No. but then I don't really get "art"!" it’s beautiful. It makes you feel things | |||
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"No. but then I don't really get "art"!" Poetry is easier than the snobs make out | |||
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"I will take all the words I will hide them from everyone Till everything by magic, becomes a world of two worlds. Where, we have no doubts, you are the one , yes you are the one " | |||
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"Steve and his magic prickle, He had a little magic tickle, Which brought him to this fab ickle place Where he may desire an orgasm on his face, As he leaves a trace to share his love of this magic ickle space . Newbie here, no hate i"m only sharing love " I love this. Partly because I’ma narcissist . But also because I think it’s great | |||
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"Steve and his magic prickle, He had a little magic tickle, Which brought him to this fab ickle place Where he may desire an orgasm on his face, As he leaves a trace to share his love of this magic ickle space . Newbie here, no hate i"m only sharing love I love this. Partly because I’ma narcissist . But also because I think it’s great " Ah thanks am only blabbing on really, a poet that doesn't know it , by "it" i mean poetry as a whole lol. I just know that I'm interested, that last but was supposed to be magic space without the ickle. Constructive feedback is always welcome please. | |||
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"I AM ENOUGH When you look in the mirror The mirror of self-doubt The reflection of you looking at me You have that feeling of not being enough Flawed by society the media your peer You feel not worthy not fitting their design They tell you that you need this and that to shine When that reflection looks back at you Tell it you love it that’s it the best you Self-love we’re told is vanity and ego Learn to love yourself as you love others You’re worth it all and so much more Love yourself to the core If you can not love yourself with no fear Then how can you love those you hold dear? Forget the bullshit that you don’t fit Ignore that blemish stray hair or zit Society tells us how we should be It’s bullshit and lies that feed wet eyes Wipe those tears and say to yourself I am enough for me and for you The you is your inner self Self-love self-care makes them be The number one thing top priority I AM ENOUGH" I love this it's brilliant xx | |||
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"Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho' We are not now that strength which in old days Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. Thanks judy its a goody " This was actually taken from Tennyson’s poem Ulysses. It is really worth reading the full poem as it has some fantastic lines…. Off the top of my head… “All experience is an arch wherethrough gleams that untravelled world, Who’s margins fade forever and forever as I move How dull it is to pause, to rust unburnished and not to shine in use! As tho’ to breath were life. Life piled on life We’re all too little and of one to me, little remains But every hour is saved from that eternal silence, Something more, A bringer of new things; and vile it were for some three suns to store and hoard myself And this grey spirit yearning in desire to follow knowledge like a sinking star beyond the utmost bound of human thought” I can’t remember if that is word for word?? Read the whole poem.. it is brilliant Oh and there are some fantastic short poems which I love by A E Housman | |||
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"I eat my peas with honey I've done it all my life It makes the peas taste funny But it keeps them on the knife Winston" I didn’t see this first time round but it’s really made me laugh | |||
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"I eat my peas with honey I've done it all my life It makes the peas taste funny But it keeps them on the knife Winston I didn’t see this first time round but it’s really made me laugh " Is that one of spike milligans | |||
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"Just need to hope Giggs isn’t a member as his poems are sooo good " | |||
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"I can't remember much poetry, but I've always loved it. A few of Shakespeare's sonnets made an early impression. Larkin. Dickinson. Milligan. The classics. " Christina Rossetti should be in that list too | |||
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"I can't remember much poetry, but I've always loved it. A few of Shakespeare's sonnets made an early impression. Larkin. Dickinson. Milligan. The classics. Christina Rossetti should be in that list too" Quote me your fave Rossetti | |||
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"Just need to hope Giggs isn’t a member as his poems are sooo good " Talking the hardest Giggs? What do you know about him | |||
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"Some Dylan Thomas ("To begin at the beginning: It is spring, moonless night in the small town, starless and bible-black, the cobblestreets silent and the hunched, courters'-and-rabbits' wood limping invisible down to the sloeblack, slow, black, crowblack, fishingboatbobbing sea.", "Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light."). Omar Khayyam ("Wake! For the Sun, who scattered into flight The Stars before him from the Field of Night, Drives Night along with them from Heav'n and strikes The Sultán's Turret with a Shaft of Light.", "The Moving Finger writes, and, having writ, Moves on; nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line, Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it."). William Blake ("London. I wander thro' each charter'd street, Near where the charter'd Thames does flow, And mark in every face I meet, Marks of weakness, marks of woe"). Poe ("Quoth the Raven 'Nevermore.'"). Possibly my taste in poetry runs towards the gothic... " Noooo why would you say that? | |||
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"Have you come across The lady Candyfloss She's in a class of her own Her boobies pop out as she jiggles about And her bums got a mind of it's own " Ha ha! Love it x | |||
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"I used to write some really bad poetry, still got a book with it in" it's fun writing little rhyming stuff | |||
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"I can't remember much poetry, but I've always loved it. A few of Shakespeare's sonnets made an early impression. Larkin. Dickinson. Milligan. The classics. Christina Rossetti should be in that list too Quote me your fave Rossetti " In the bleak mid-winter Frosty wind made moan Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone; Snow had fallen, snow on snow, Snow on snow | |||
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