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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Just been watching some episodes priceless. What are some of your favourite Del boy quotes .

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Bouillabaisse mon ami

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

No no dear rodders .. I'll buy the sandwiches . You bought the rolls

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

(chandelier episode)

Brace yourself Rodney...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play it cool trig

Just before falls through bar

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Rodney, you plonker

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Has to be....

"lovely jubbly"

Del

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barry

The booze run episode

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Or could be, appropriately for here, whilst eyeing up the receptionist at the vets when dog sitting Marlenes dog Duke..

"Couldn't half give that one"

Del

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and I'll have one of your dirty magazines" which one do you want "Which one do you want Rodney"

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It’s a little baby Rodney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always have it on

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

This time next year....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a black belt in origami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During the war!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you say during the war anymore times im gonna throw this cup of tea all over yer head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chandelier!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Blow up dolls in the back of the van did not stop laughing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t trust the Old Bill, can ya? Look at that time they planted six gas cookers in my bedroom."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barry

The booze run episode

Garry not Barry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That episode where the coach blew up!!!

"Rodney...u plonker!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncle Albert acting shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barry

The booze run episode

Garry not Barry! "

I know my bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me the one that always gets me is stage fright

Cwrying Tony angelino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

What's duck in French?

Canard

You can say that again bruv

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Mange tout Rodney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic scene...

When delboy falls through the pub bar hatch!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Tears of laughter!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a little baby Rodney

THIS!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Rodney, everything between you and I is split straight down the middle: 60-40. ~ Del Boy.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Asking a Trotter if he knows anything about chandeliers is like asking Mr Kipling if he knows anything about cakes. ~ Del Boy.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Bain-marie!

Chateauneuf du Pape!

Creme de la Menthe!

Au contraire!

Pot Pourri!

Bonnet de douche!

Del boys French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batman and Robin!

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"The Blow up dolls in the back of the van did not stop laughing lol

Yes that was a top episode...Pepsi and Shirley...hahaha.

I wish they would put the whole series back on tv..

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

As Macbeth said to Hamlet in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, ‘We’ve been done up like a couple of kippers.’ ~ Del Boy.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Oh so many, but this one always stuck in my head

There is no point running away! Running away just wears out your shoes.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I’m a black belt in origami. ~ Del Boy.

I used to be a midfield dynamo, played like Paul Gascoigne. Boycie used to play like Bamber Gascoigne. ~ Del Boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mange tout Rodney"

My fave quote…even became our regular line for “hurry up” while are uni

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Oh so many, but this one always stuck in my head

There is no point running away! Running away just wears out your shoes. "

Running reminds me of the one where Rodney was chasing a guy , the guy stops. Eyes Rodney and next thing he's chasing rodders.

But 1 of my favs is the holiday he won by del sending in a painting he did aged about 14. Some great scenes in that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course he couldn't swim he only had one arm

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"The Blow up dolls in the back of the van did not stop laughing lol

Yes that was a top episode...Pepsi and Shirley...hahaha.

I wish they would put the whole series back on tv.."

It's always on UKGold..

Thankfully

Del

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Oh so many, but this one always stuck in my head

There is no point running away! Running away just wears out your shoes.

Running reminds me of the one where Rodney was chasing a guy , the guy stops. Eyes Rodney and next thing he's chasing rodders.

But 1 of my favs is the holiday he won by del sending in a painting he did aged about 14. Some great scenes in that one."
Rodders in the groovy club

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By *exy wife and her CuckCouple
over a year ago

Angus

Love Only Fools! A lot of episodes seemed to be written just for that one big punchline joke at the end which is genius imo. The episode where the psycho escapes from jail when Del and the family are on a fishing trip is a prime example, ends up betting the guy at imaginary snooker because he doesn't like winning

Favourite saying, probably "knocking em bandy" with that stupid smug look on his face haha

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Love Only Fools! A lot of episodes seemed to be written just for that one big punchline joke at the end which is genius imo. The episode where the psycho escapes from jail when Del and the family are on a fishing trip is a prime example, ends up betting the guy at imaginary snooker because he doesn't like winning

Favourite saying, probably "knocking em bandy" with that stupid smug look on his face haha

In the same episode , Rodney is scared after seeing a face in the window. He says it was horrible ,

Evil eyes and a grotesque evil face.

Del says , are you sure it wasn't a reflection ?

D "

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Alright Dave

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Del and Boycie in the poker episode.

How do you know I'm cheating del?.

Because they're not the cards I gave you..

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Awight Dave!

Mangetout, Rodney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Triggers had the same broom for 20 years, 17 new heads and 14 new handles ,

Well how can it be the same bloody broom. Well here's a picture of it from 20 years ago.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Well tell Cassandra Uncle Albert drank it then!

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

'Above us in 50 foot high neon lighting are the initials trotters traders'.

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By *uxaxMan
over a year ago

London

Neon realness

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"'Above us in 50 foot high neon lighting are the initials trotters traders'."

Correction

Above us in 50 foot high neon lighting are the initials trotters independent traders'.

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By *ewkesbury cowboyMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Pot pouri, pot pouri as the French would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's that a police helicopter? Del...."No your alright, its Barrets"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with the dolls

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Rodney...are they a couple of raver's

Del... they're a couple of geezer's..

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"The one with the dolls "

That wasn't a delboy quote

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

When Del Boys goes out to the country for a weekend shoot and borrows an armed robbers shotgun.

Or when Albert gets in a scrap over a woman and tries to play it off as a mugging so Del tries to get the undercover po po beaten up.

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